Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Steven Spielberg Called

Not to make light of crime, but...:
  • North Aurora police today released a sketch of one of two men who bound a woman in a home invasion Friday and stole a gold necklace from her.

    A patrol officer was flagged down by a passerby about 9:15 a.m. and told that a woman was injured near Lincolnway Street and Elm Avenue, police said.

    Officers found the 44-year-old woman with her hands bound behind her back with duct tape.

    She had been in her home on the 100 block of Elm Avenue when two male suspects -- at least one with a gun -- entered through an unlocked door and struck her several times before taping her hands and eyes, police said in a release.

And this is the sketch they released:

Hollywood was immediately contacted:

Line ups are being held as we speak.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT has got to be the abso - fucking - lute WORST sketch anyone has ever done. My 5 year old can draw better than that.

If I was that persons parrents, that pict wouldent be going up on my 'fridge!

10/18/2011 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the guy who kidnapped & anally probed me!

10/18/2011 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it happened here it would be downgraded from a close encounter of the 3rd kind to one of the first kind. A la PSMVs becoming criminal trespass to vehicle to ensure that there aren't too many felonies on paper.

10/18/2011 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah... that sketch 'artist' needs to learn to draw



10/18/2011 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Hey, I'm Just Sayin, said...

Aurora's sketch artist must have been off that day, so the chief had his 3 year old grandson draw up the sketch of the suspect.

10/18/2011 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess these budget cuts are affecting everyone...

10/18/2011 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I saw that guy on 63rd street tonight. but he wasnt in the box, so I never did a contsct card on him.

10/18/2011 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loevy and Loevy has contacted Steven Spielberg and they have filed suit for propriety rights infringement.

10/18/2011 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Mission scum said...

..........That looks just like the guy that was hitching a ride with "Kazoo", "astro" had him by the pant leg before "Kazoo" stopped!

10/18/2011 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"take me to your leader"

10/18/2011 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The color photo is J-Fled as an infant. He won't "phone home" because no one will answer. He's "gotta run".

10/18/2011 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the usual suspects.

10/18/2011 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago Area Four ran a sketch of a Male Black suspect in the Daily Bulletin. It looked like a cartoon character from the "Fat Albert" show. The only thing that saved the Detective from taking time was that the sketch was drawn by the Female Black Victim who was an artist.

10/18/2011 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats almost as good as this sketch.


10/18/2011 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was that persons parrents, that pict wouldent be going up on my 'fridge!


I'm guessing that your parents didn't look at those spelling test results.

10/18/2011 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the guy who kidnapped & anally probed me!

10/18/2011 12:24:00 AM

I did not have sex with that alien!

10/19/2011 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ET: "I din' do nuffins!!!"

10/19/2011 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least in the pic the included the "Gold necklace", he's wearing it. LOL

10/20/2011 01:56:00 PM  

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