Sunday, November 13, 2011

Coupons for Al

This is brilliant:
  • Rumors Rumors Rumors anyone? I heard a good one that made me laugh out loud the other day. Apparently the 1st Deputy made an ass out of himself at a meeting somewhere in the 19th district. I believe he remarked about COPS with nothing to do hanging out at Dunkin Doughnuts. The 1st Deputy did not appreciate the Dunkin Doughnuts coupon book that was sent to him through Department mail. I will be sure to forward all my future Dunkin coupons to him and hope you all join me as well. I think this butt hole need to show and say he is sorry for his dumb ass remarks.
What's the Unit number for the First Deputy? Toss a few Dunkin Donuts coupons in a Department envelope and mail them off to HQ. The Tribune or Sun Times has coupons today, there might even be a few for Dunkin Donuts.

And calendars! Did Dunkin Donuts have a calendar with the coupons? Maybe Al would appreciate a couple of nice shots of glazed donuts to hang in his office.

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61 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

every member of fop
send big al some dunkin donut coupons

11/13/2011 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's such an ass.

11/13/2011 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brain Dead bosses like Big Al will never figure out where all the coupons came from or why they were sent to him. He will probably use them. These privileged fucks live in their own little world. No hope for these fuckheads.

11/13/2011 12:51:00 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

fuck bozo the clown, you mess with the bull and you get the horns....

11/13/2011 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get a big neon dunkin donuts sign for in front of his house!!

11/13/2011 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fk him. He played to the public at our expense. If the boss tells the public that his men are a bunch of lazy do-nothings, then the public believes that. Fk him again. This is was merit promotions propogated. Al Wysinger owes someone, and it certainly isn't his subordinates.

11/13/2011 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know for a fact Al likes Star$.

11/13/2011 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See that's the problem they hired people who never should have been a police officer in first place, not only that, but promoted them to the highest ranks of this dept. Any real copper, would have gotten a real laugh out of it. CPD is run by a bunch of narcissistic personalities, who could give a fuck about police officers, or even the goal of what a police dept mission is. Protect coppers who arrest criminals while keeping the peace vs people who will kill us, sue us and fight us.

11/13/2011 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/13/2011 12:51:00 AM

Michael said... fuck bozo the clown, you mess with the bull and you get the horns....

11/13/2011 03:50:00 AM

And we aren't already getting the horns. Fuck em send shit loads of coupons.

11/13/2011 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I send an apple fritter? Will mail room accept it and send it through?

11/13/2011 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great idea!!! you got screw with these clowns and treat them like the moron they are. this is what happens when the ranks are full of real police deserving to be promoted but they promote looser hack instead.

11/13/2011 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to send him a crusty donut!

11/13/2011 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know if he tried having them dusted for prints, out ET's would get "negative results".

11/13/2011 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That had to be a wheel-gunner who did that. Nobody else thinks of things like that anymore. It is really brilliant. I will be sure to send some, along with a few other things. Will let you know what I come up with.

11/13/2011 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Starbucks would have been more insulting. More people are addicted to that crap than heroin.

11/13/2011 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The only Starbucks near "the 'Ville" went out of business. Chuckle--Chuckle.

11/13/2011 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!

Big Al, Thanks for da donuts. U iz grate.

Da reverends.

11/13/2011 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even retired guys such as myself can mail Big Al some coupons. He would be deluged with donut coupons. Maybe the citizens would like to mail Big Al some dunkin donuts coupons. Thousands pouring into his office. What a sight.

11/13/2011 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about sending him a book on leadership?

11/13/2011 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous explosive poopsie blowback said...

He's such an ass.

11/13/2011 12:36:00 AM

The perfect sole mate for his boss McHole.

11/13/2011 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can do much better than this...GOOGLE Dunkin Donuts Coupons and you can get tons of these, Hell you can even put in HQ zip code and get The Dunkin Donuts closet to his location....wouldn't want him to burn up a lot of gas making his run...

11/13/2011 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know that members of " OCCUPY CHICAGO" monitor our website, so I'll give you a little advise. Use your #'s to protest at the REVENUE STEALING red light cameras. If you assigned groups of 10-15 people with banners to block the view of the camera IT IS LEGAL. They are on public sidewalks. Don't waste you energy downtown, target the city where it counts, in the neighbohoods. Do something that would garner you sympathy of the citizens, not the tourists!

11/13/2011 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO when I read that comment. Maybe we should order a truckload of them.

11/13/2011 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Chuck said...

I need his name and exact title and do I send them too 3500 So. Michigan??

11/13/2011 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

http://www.neighborsofdarien.com/chief-ernest-brown/

http://darien-il.patch.com/articles/brown-to-officially-assume-police-chief-duties-next-week

11/13/2011 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why stop at Dunkin Doughnut coupons? Send him some Starbucks as well. I may even send him a gift card (under $50) to use at his favorite Dunkin Doughnuts.

I may also send a complimentary one way ticket to New York on Southwest Airlines to McCarthy for Christmas. Maybe he will go home for a visit and forget to come back.

11/13/2011 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just ate a scoop of cherry ice cream from Dunkin. Should I send Al my sticky spoon & cup?

11/13/2011 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Count your office supplies, many many many folks retiring this week. Shit will be coming up missing. Many retirees sneaking into headquarters packing their shit.

11/13/2011 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a good guy , most of his career in units . He deserved every Merit promotion from sgt to
1st deputy dog of the cpd.

Mccarthy spent weeks reviewing resumes before choosing him as the # 2 guy in the cpd.

11/13/2011 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here lies the biggest problem, you sound like a bunch of cackling hens with too much time on your hands. We should utilize this forum for productive purposes.

11/13/2011 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Political Ass-Clown,Merit and Affirmative Action Clout Baby.

11/13/2011 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

send em a case of Deodorant.

11/13/2011 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Count your office supplies, many many many folks retiring this week. Shit will be coming up missing. Many retirees sneaking into headquarters packing their shit.

11/13/2011 01:03:00 PM

WOW thanks for the warning. Watch out for the old retired guys stealing paper clips. You are a complete asshole. Go back into your basement apt you asswipe.

11/13/2011 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I’m retired and too damn lazy to look it up –

What is the jagoff’s mailing address ?

11/13/2011 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be nice if some retirees from all over the country sent him some coupons.

It's great when you think about it. All these asshole bosses think they're the greatest thing on earth, and we're all laughing at their stupidity.

11/13/2011 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the 9th district can arrange some coupons they built the station right across the street from one.

11/13/2011 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

http://www.neighborsofdarien.com/chief-ernest-brown/

http://darien-il.patch.com/articles/brown-to-officially-assume-police-chief-duties-next-week

11/13/2011 12:35:00 PM

12th on the list? I'm sure he did, but you'll have to show me the year only 12 people took the test. If the people at Darien keep him more than a year, they must have some serious guilt over something.

11/13/2011 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/13/2011 12:29:00 PM

Anonymous said...
Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

http://www.neighborsofdarien.com/chief-ernest-brown/

***********************************
Actually it is not a "SNAFU". It's one of his many out and out lies! Below is his lawsuit to make Lieutenant. Read it yourself.

http://www.kenlaw.com/documents/police/111897.html


IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS
2 EASTERN DIVISION
3 ERNEST T. BROWN, etal.,

4 Plaintiffs,
No. 95 C 1890
5 v. Chicago, Illinois
November 18, 1997
6 CITY OF CHICAGO, 10:30 a.m.

9 TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS - TRIAL
10 BEFORE THE HONORABLE ROBERT W. GETTLEMAN

11/13/2011 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a good one. sign him up for e-mails from dunkin donuts and even fill out an application for employment for him. isn't the email

al.wysinger@chicagopolice.org

might be wrong on this. it may need corrections. Let the creative juices flow on the application

11/13/2011 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:
great idea!!! you got screw with these clowns and treat them like the moron they are. this is what happens when the ranks are full of real police deserving to be promoted but they promote looser hack instead.

11/13/2011 08:11:00 AM
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Have to agree. These merit prima donnas just "don't get it". So "give it to them!" Let him know he is a dope.
(an image of Homer Simpson comes to mind - eating a donut)

11/13/2011 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a good guy , most of his career in units . He deserved every Merit promotion from sgt to
1st deputy dog of the cpd.

Mccarthy spent weeks reviewing resumes before choosing him as the # 2 guy in the cpd
_______________________________

Does anybody else see the arrogance of this posting
? If this isnt AL himself, it's another exempt

11/13/2011 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
11/13/2011 12:29:00 PM

Anonymous said...
Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

12th on the list? Maybe he was on the tact team in 11 with Devine's kid.

11/13/2011 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody else see the arrogance of this posting
? If this isnt AL himself, it's another exempt

11/13/2011 09:21:00 PM




does anybody recognize satire anymore?

11/13/2011 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here lies the biggest problem, you sound like a bunch of cackling hens with too much time on your hands. We should utilize this forum for productive purposes.

11/13/2011 03:51:00 PM



producing humor isn't productive?

11/13/2011 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And here lies the biggest problem, you sound like a bunch of cackling hens with too much time on your hands. We should utilize this forum for productive purposes.

11/13/2011 03:51:00 PM
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You sir are a moron... I know you are not the police posting garbage like this. Now go get your shinebox!

11/13/2011 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eb may have meant he was the 12th merit appointed black promoted to
lt from his exam

11/13/2011 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

http://www.neighborsofdarien.com/chief-ernest-brown/


11/13/2011 12:35:00 PM

12th on the list? I'm sure he did, but you'll have to show me the year only 12 people took the test. If the people at Darien keep him more than a year, they must have some serious guilt over something.

11/13/2011 07:56:00 PM

Read his Bio;
Awesome, he misspelled Kline (sic) and Weiss (sic).

You can't make shit up like this.

11/13/2011 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh..remember "Joey Bag of Donuts"?

so now we have big Al B.O.D in the house..

11/13/2011 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because someone scores high doesn't mean they didn't have the answers. Test questions were submitted by bosses and some have a leg up. If you have the clout to make boss, I'm pretty sure you have the higher up connections as well. Friends can help friends

11/14/2011 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't believe that crap written in Brown's biography posted on the City of Darien IL website. Brown was a merit Lt., and he knows it. That Mayor of Darien is a true whackadoo to believe anything Brown has provided her. And 'promoted' under McCarthy? He remained in the same position that idiot Weis left him at. What a crock of shit, but at least he is gone; good luck to the taxpayers of Darien, don't say we didn't warn you!

11/14/2011 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, just read DTEB's bio.. Received a department commendation for "courage under fire". I take it Darien doesn't know our award system.

11/14/2011 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous A LONG TIME AGO, IN A said...

Back in the day when a politically hack boss (with a very good CHINAMAN) was transferred out, usually by promotion, we would send a Funeral Wreath to the district or unit that he was sent to. It was our way to express our sympathy for that particular unit and to let them know what they were in for.
The entrance to the Darien P.D. should be lined with Funeral Wreaths from Chicago P.D.

11/14/2011 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: DTEB, I made LT. with him. That was the year the firm handling the exam got into a pissing war with the city. The city did not like the results TOO white! So they went to the exam firm and asked them to juggle the numbers. The firm said we really don't need the city business we will not fudge the numbers. Without city approval the firm mailed to each prospective Lt. there Rank # on the list. No way he was 12, he was an add on pure and simple. By the way I hear from a Darien insider, DTEB was hired to force out the Mayors enemies on the force. Look for DTEB not to last!

11/14/2011 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can now only guess what moron will be named to take DTEB's place. This appointment will truly show who is running CPD.

11/14/2011 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sent a coupon with my empty DD bag, plus a napkin in case he needs it.

11/14/2011 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't believe that crap written in Brown's biography posted on the City of Darien IL website. Brown was a merit Lt., and he knows it. That Mayor of Darien is a true whackadoo to believe anything Brown has provided her. And 'promoted' under McCarthy? He remained in the same position that idiot Weis left him at. What a crock of shit, but at least he is gone; good luck to the taxpayers of Darien, don't say we didn't warn you!

11/14/2011 03:25:00 AM
How dopey is the mayor of Darien? To hire a liar and he can not even spell! The citizens of darien elected her and she brought in the pos ernie? Lied in Buckeye Arizona,lied everywhere how hard up is darien to hire a clown like this idiot?

11/14/2011 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like Darien is "the dog pound"....maybe some enterprising soul out there can make some money on shirts and mugs....

11/14/2011 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looks like DTEB's offical last day is Monday and he starts in Darien on Tuesday. Very Impressive biography though. Looks like he scored 12th on the Lt's. Exam and is not merit after all or is this another snafu like the one in AZ?

http://www.neighborsofdarien.com/chief-ernest-brown/


11/13/2011 12:35:00 PM

12th on the list? I'm sure he did, but you'll have to show me the year only 12 people took the test. If the people at Darien keep him more than a year, they must have some serious guilt over something.

11/13/2011 07:56:00 PM

Read his Bio;
Awesome, he misspelled Kline (sic) and Weiss (sic).

You can't make shit up like this.

11/13/2011 11:17:00 PM

isn't that indicative of the "dumbing down" of America? with American society sacrificing intelligence, competence, and integrity, while worshiping the gods of diversity, on the altar of political correctness...

11/14/2011 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day when a politically hack boss (with a very good CHINAMAN) was transferred out, usually by promotion, we would send a Funeral Wreath to the district or unit that he was sent to. It was our way to express our sympathy for that particular unit and to let them know what they were in for.
The entrance to the Darien P.D. should be lined with Funeral Wreaths from Chicago P.D.

11/14/2011 06:41:00 AM

Were those delivered by horse and buggy?

11/14/2011 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor of darien can let eb go anytime he wants for lying on his resume. he'll be used and bye bye

11/15/2011 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Mayor of darien can let eb go anytime he wants for lying on his resume. he'll be used and bye bye"

Let's make sure he's actually RESIGNED from CPD and not merely on a Leave of Absence.

We don't want him back.

11/18/2011 09:29:00 PM  

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