Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Naming the New Unit

We didn't even know there was a competition. And now, thanks to our readers, there won't be one. If this supposed new unit comes into existence, and they manage to trick, cajole or BS numerous officers into manning it with empty promises and lies, then they shall forever be known as this:
  • New Unit=Garry's Kids.....

That is all.

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147 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ground Forces Unit
or better known as GFU!!!

11/23/2011 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone has lost a pickle, it appears that the captain from 19 has lodged it up deep.

Relax, your going to be an XO someplace, you will land on your soft ass.

Worst case bitch to your alderman, and find a new spot for your merit bars.

11/23/2011 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call it what you want to call it but its not Area 2.

11/23/2011 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fast Action Response Team?

11/23/2011 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mobile Strike Unit?

Targeted Response Force?

Mobile Stroke Force?

Here-We-Go-Again?

Been There, Done That, Got the Tattoo?

Sons of Silence?

Wheel Reinvention?

Next Unit to be Disbanded?

11/23/2011 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry SCC, but your wrong. The Gerry's kids are going to be the new XO's!!!

11/23/2011 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There has yet to be a name as cool as S.O.S. And no I was not a member.

11/23/2011 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was gonna say it should be named

"Trick-Bag Heroes"

Think about it.

11/23/2011 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After these assholes dumped everyone from their units tell them to go fuck themselves. All the hard work and dedication means nothing to these new bosses. Fuck them and the horse they came in on!

11/23/2011 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city will get the police dept. they deserve.

11/23/2011 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside Outside Do Something said...

I wont be "tricking". Many Officers that were dumped will be looking to get the hell out of the southside Districts. The drive from their Northside homes is going to have them begging for a spot in the "Gerry's Kids" Unit (GKU). Its better than selling their home in this market and buying another on the southside. say what you want but there is no other choices for them. I dont see any bid spots opening anytime soon up north.

11/23/2011 01:17:00 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

they will have no problem fully manning this unit because this job is loaded with suckasses and dummies who couldn't find a fly on a pile of dog shit---

11/23/2011 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So pretty much city wide i've been hearing that all the watch sizes have shrunk in size which is leading to a lot of unhappy pups.

People that were making the bids two years ago are not now and are actually getting bounced off watches.

This dep't has shrunk enormously and i think now it's actually really affecting peoples lives.

We are living through an extremely rough patch of the CPD and of history.

11/23/2011 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very appropriately named. Would they be an ADA protected class like the real Jerry's kids??
Of course the most mentally challenged members we have are of the exempt variety.

11/23/2011 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in SOS, then in MSF and after the fucking I'm part of the RAR (Raw Ass Rangers).

11/23/2011 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "GGFOL UNIT"..Gonna Get Fu*led Over Later Unit..

11/23/2011 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Anybody hear about the 2 M/1's robbing an old woman in the area of Osceola and Touhy?

Any info please share. I seen Blue Chevy rooming the area around 5 pm with car full of shitheads yesterday.

11/23/2011 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They wont have to trick, decieve, fool or anybody. There are plenty of nit wits on this job that will eagerly line up, bend over & grab their ankles over and over again. This unit will most likely be filed with the same msf/tru bone heads that got fucked in the ass once already. They're probsbly still lubed from the last reaming so this time will it will go in easily.

11/23/2011 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feel sorry for the guys that get into this unit. Shortly after both summits are over unit will no longer be needed and will disband.GOOD LUCK.

11/23/2011 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like 'THE JUMP OUT GOOFS'.

11/23/2011 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have more than enough idiots, clowns, and retards to fill any unit that Rahm and McStupid dream up. You all know the type I'm talking about. The ones that are smiling when they get to work and frowning when they have to go home. The ones that eat, breathe, and shit this job 24-7. The ones that would do the job for free if the city told them they couldn't pay them anymore. The ones that ask for seconds with a smile when the department takes a giant dump on their heads. The ones that have watched every episode of Lethal Weapon 50 times each. The ones that you cant converse with off duty because all they talk about is the job. The ones that enjoy going to court as much as you enjoy spending time with your family and consider court a fun and entertaining part of their day. The ones that have to be forced to retire and drop dead 2 months later because they can't live without the job. Don't worry, they'll fill the Garry's Kids unit with no problem at all.

11/23/2011 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRime Area Patrol (CRAP)

Armed Special Service (ASS)

Rapid Alternative Tactical Service (RATS)

Anti Gun And InfiltratioN group (AGAIN?)

11/23/2011 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Gullibles!"

11/23/2011 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

USMC-Semper Fi then you have the best in the world Like Masters Masters Masters he was a Marine tooo and Ray Ray

11/23/2011 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comprehensive Regional Area Protection (CRAP)

11/23/2011 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOOLS Unit
Fucking
Ongoing
Operations
Lies
Suckers

Because if anyone takes it, they are FOOLS

11/23/2011 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gerry's Operational Talented Organization for Special High rIsk Tactics (GO TO SHIT)

11/23/2011 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ELBOWS Unit

Ernie's
Last
Bullshit
Operation(for)
Working
Suckers

We can identify the new unit as they will all have Elbow patches in their uniforms. !!!

11/23/2011 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the guys with least seniority.

11/23/2011 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The superintendent will call them his bitches.

11/23/2011 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T.actual
U.rban
R.esponse
D.ivision

TURD

11/23/2011 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to the lack of manpower and support from the city,how about the 7th Cavalry.

11/23/2011 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about the CASTAWAYS!

11/23/2011 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Mission Oriented Patrol Experts"...
M.O.P.E.S.

11/23/2011 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy who thinks SOS is the coolest name there used to be the original bad boy unit a prelude to the old TaskForce it was called Ryans's Raiders. 40 of them would roll into a district on the old three wheeler Harleys. They were led by some Capt Ryan who made all the CR go away. Soon they were called " Ali Baba and the 40 thieves"an those were the days my friend

11/23/2011 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about: T.H.E.
The Hairgel Elite

11/23/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One More, One More!!!
How about: F.U.B.A.R. Squad

11/23/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There has yet to be a name as cool as S.O.S. And no I was not a member."

Special Operations Group (SOG) was better.

Of course, that's going back a few years, kid.

11/23/2011 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who in their right minds would want to drive 1-2 hrs a day from way up near Ohare to the ghettos of 3-4-5-6-7. Although most of the displaced cops from MSF saythat the bosses treat them well, are they giving them a gas card? . I think not. I didn't sign up to drive all over the city to police mal-contented people who are free loading and reaping bewtter benefits then we as the protectors of Life and property signed up for, yes we do get paid, but not for being punished by some bust out from New Jersey who surely won't be here for 4 yrs. The term of Rahm boy.

11/23/2011 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/52547/wow-we-knew-that-crime-was-out-of-control-in-chicago-but-we-ain-t-know-it-was-this-bad.html

11/23/2011 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot:

Anyone know the status of the lawsuit filed by former Fop attorney, Tom Pleines ? Did Fop pay him to make him go away? I wonder how much that cost us.

11/23/2011 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

llde
longlunchduckearly

11/23/2011 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people submitted watch selections that puts them at the mercy of management. People are getting stripped off watches that are already short, it's a shell game to keep manpower numbers from reflecting the horrible shortage of Officers we face. For example in 016 there will be more tac teams created but no rapid response cars anymore, because simply there just is no one to man them. These Officers were instructed to submit a watch selection of "Tac" which is essentially a no bid because there is no such thing as a "Tac bid". Guys, for your sake I hope you don't all get dumped to midnights once G8 is over with

11/23/2011 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Anything Is Better Than Communting to 004 Everyday Unit"

Gotta hand it to them. Dump all these guys. Half have some clout. Lock them in with no bids. Then Wham! Open a new unit, and see who really wants it. If you dont go and do what we say, you can keep driving down to 004 fool.

11/23/2011 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They decided upon using a new and more descriptive unit name this time around.

Mobile Operations, Response, Enforcement, Backup Squad.

(What an appropriate acronym)

M obile
O perations,
R esponse,
E nforcement,

B ack-up,
S quad

11/23/2011 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Hopefully "22 and Out" said...

Anonymous said...
The city will get the police dept. they deserve.

11/23/2011 01:06:00 AM

Hope you're not working anywhere near me in 010 now or in the future... Please consider a career change. Please go away. If you are in the 10th District, please transfer out..... I'm not a "Company Man", just the guy who likes back-up and want's to stay alive. You don't sound like anyone I want around when it hits the fan.....

11/23/2011 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Ofc. Friendly said...

Hey, these guys and gals came to MSF with the right intentions. Now they've been thrown to the wind and travel great distances to districts they didn't bid for.

If they choose to shorten their commute by trying out for whatever unit it becomes then, I for one, will thank them and support their decision. At least they try to make a difference.

Stop knocking these coppers. We are all on the same team. That's why this department is truning into a cesspool. Everyone worrying about what someone else is doing instead of themselves.

11/23/2011 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Open the window said...

Fast Action Response Team.
Like it's acronym, the team will create a little commotion, some consternation, there will be hilarity, hijinks. and even some good old-fashioned tomfoolery involved. but....
soon enough it will drift away, leaving a group of folks wondering wtf just happened and who should get the blame?
I sometimes miss being hopeful for the future.

Anyhoo, Happy Thanksgivingto one and all!

11/23/2011 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can they come patrol the box with us today? We so desperately need the help. there are something like 5 people walking around and we need back up

11/23/2011 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F Troop.

Have to name it based on skill sets.

11/23/2011 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department will dress this unit up as the elite, praise them, show them off and then after G8, they will be dumped to the curb and shit on just like all the rest of us. Dont be fooled into signing up officers. They dont care about any of us. You are a floor mat and expendable to them.

11/23/2011 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot

Wow this F'ed up! Details of attack on Border Agents come to light

http://tinyurl.com/d6x2cbk

11/23/2011 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are a north sider working in Area 2 somewhere you will join the unit to get the hell out of there and try to get closer to home. Sadly, it's the only way out for them.

11/23/2011 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about naming new unit short change heros

11/23/2011 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tactical Urban Response Detail

11/23/2011 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger detnick36 said...

OT -
The guy who fired on the homeless guy in the CTA tubes was charged with two counts of Aggravated Battery. Saw the story in the Tribune with the guys mug shot posted as well. Couldn't have happened to a nicer POS.
I thought it was appropriate to post my comments regarding this arrest on my Facebook page, to wit:

"The timing of the charging on this guy is appropriate because although he might not realize it at the moment, he might be experiencing a preview of what his life will be like for the next 5 Thanksgivings (with any judicial fairness, that is). His attack was unprovoked and unnecessary against an elderly homeless individual who had no means to defend himself. Drop the "teen" moniker. This guy, as far as I'm concerned, is an adult predator and should be dealt with as such. You'd hope that this would be a cautionary tale to many in our community, but I seriously doubt it.


Many folks who get "hooked up" in something like this are quick to have family and friends claim " . . . he was a good boy. He was just turning his life around." Yeah . . . he started doing that as soon as he discovered that his partners in crime had posted the video on the Internet, that the authorities were looking for him, that everyone in cyberspace had already seen his pictures and that of his family, and that the attack itself was random and violent."

I hope this scumbag gets the maximum. Problem is it happened in Crook County which means he might get probation even though he has another felony case pending.

11/23/2011 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deadly Force Unit
Don't Fuck With Us Unit
We Mean Business Unit
We're The Real Police Unit
You Asked For It Unit
Crime Reduction Force
Dummies Never Learn Unit
Fucked Once, Do It Again Unit
Rah Rah Unit
Secret Squirrel Unit
Garry's Bitches Unit

11/23/2011 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUBAR Unit
(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Unit Commander Lt Ritchie Scotchbreath

11/23/2011 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ground Forces Unit
or better known as GFU!!!

11/23/2011 12:06:00 AM

Or how about Gerry's Force Unit? Gary's Force Unit?

11/23/2011 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BeatActionEnforcementTeams OperatingFullForce .. But to shorten it down it would just be, B.E.A.T. O.F.F

11/23/2011 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matter how badly this department and bosses treat us, you'll be certain that officers will be lined up to join this unit. So in the end, who do we have to blame? We can blame 9.5 fingers, G-Mac, J-Fed, the city council, the FOP, the media, etc... But in the end, we are our own worst enemy. We don't stick together. We don't support each other. We don't help each other. We are the problem.

11/23/2011 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selective High Intensity Team...

Area Special Saturation Team...

Tactical Underwear Response Deployment Team...

Direct Intervention Response Team...

Direct Operations Group/Local Organized Gangs Task Force...


Raiders of The Rainbow Crack Rock?

11/23/2011 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

very cool guy unit!! Or wait "this is not your fathers SOS Unit"

11/23/2011 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The leader is Splinter and they have to fend off the evil Shredder! And everyone has names of famous artist!

11/23/2011 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wont be "tricking". Many Officers that were dumped will be looking to get the hell out of the southside Districts. The drive from their Northside homes is going to have them begging for a spot in the "Gerry's Kids" Unit (GKU). Its better than selling their home in this market and buying another on the southside. say what you want but there is no other choices for them. I dont see any bid spots opening anytime soon up north.

All those officers had plenty of chances to bid to good districts while in their units. They thought so highly of themselves that they thought they could never be dumped. The city would fall apart without them. Well guess what it didnt. And when you volunteer for the next "elite unit" the same thing will happen again and you will come on here and cry again about how it isnt fair. I learned my lesson long ago. I voluntarily left SOS and bid to an awesome district and have been there ever since and have never been happier. I have turned down every request i received to leave for MSF, Tru and all other so called good spots. Wise up already.

11/23/2011 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody who jumps on to this new unit is a bonafide moron. This new Supt and Mayor has shown us nothing but contempt. PLEASE, let them fill this unit by reverse seniority if they must.

11/23/2011 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LA only has 6500 police officers
CPD , Chicago's Finest can do better than LA
Now Garry has to change dispatch policy and only respond to criminal
calls , no more baby daddy ,husband , live in boyfriend was out all night , kid won't go to school and eat his flamin cheetos , grape pop for breakfast
Send a social worker for that bs

11/23/2011 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cut off or 3rd watch by bid was 25OCT99. Over 12 years, WTF

11/23/2011 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any Unit for a day is a gift out of District patrol . Make your telephone calls , bring the sarge a bottle .

11/23/2011 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the clout have been taken care of in my district. All made 2nd watch. Hey that's ME! Clout rules have fun on the southside.

11/23/2011 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of names..

The King of the Sanctuary City is has today declared the thousands of years old traditional Christmas tree to be now called the Holiday tree.

Arrogant hubris jackazz trying to rewrite cultural history for billions of people.

It's a Christmas tree. It will always be a Christmas tree

How about taking that Holiday Candelabra of yours and st....

11/23/2011 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jingle-Jangle unit.

11/23/2011 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got it!!!...ya ready...Special Operations Section or SOS. Whatcha think, huh,yes.

11/23/2011 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the old saying goes there's a sucker born every minute ,
CPd just happens to have a higher rate of suckers than the averege. You best believe someone will sigh up after g8 get dump and then have the nerve to complain.

11/23/2011 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc and others. While myself a 15 yr vet and a unit guy only to have been disbanded and had it stuvj in my arse on more than one occassion, we forget most of us old timers were able to be somewhere decent on a bid. while I will never go back some of these younger guys are stuck in shitholes w shitty bosses stuck driving across the hole city from ohare to the Indiana border in rush hour. There is no place that could be worse.

So they will be the first to bid to a unit and o wouldn't blame them. It can't be anyworsr then a2 on miss with shitass hours n bosses

11/23/2011 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go again... The hair gell unit and the let me hold your nuts group what a fucken joke!

11/23/2011 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Fucktard.

11/23/2011 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this for the new units name?
Fast Action Response Team.
or
F.A.R.T.
That about sums it up.

11/23/2011 03:10:00 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

Gary's Foley's

11/23/2011 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instant Response Team-IRT

11/23/2011 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Almost a hat trick last night in 005

11/23/2011 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Black Friday Shoppers.

Dear Mac and 9.5,

Why isn't the city busting the people camping out to shop -- that are violating the city ordinances by setting up tents and placing personal belongings, sleeping bags, blankets, tarps, etc.. on the sidewalk causing health and safety violations?

They are setting up tents camping out to shop and spend money at corporations so there's no "Broken Windows" crime methodology here. Right?

From now on how about we call it

"Broken Windows MYTHOLOGY" ?

Maybe these people have some sort of clout that deserves "professional courtesies" and are above the laws that we have not heard about?

You know...like the Chicago Fire Department Captains that commit felonies and are still employed and not charged.

The Emperors have no clothes.

What do the laws mean when land deeds mean nothing and the banks can foreclose on properties that they are either unwilling or unable to prove that they own, or that they have a right to?

The Emperors have no clothes.

What do the laws mean when corporations such as MF Global are allowed to trade securities without the proper licenses and just take millions of dollars out of customer accounts for their own use, gamble with it, placing bets of foreign economies an then losing it all?

The Emperors have no clothes.

You are losing the support of the people. Government is given it's power via the consent of the governed. The people can withdraw that consent at any time.

Remember that.

11/23/2011 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkeys Turkeys Turkeys

Officer Safety Alert

APB Ocuppy Chicago APB
Will Ocuppy Mich Ave on Friday Morning! Major retail stores targeted Water Tower Place

XXX You heard it here first and not from Intel Unit 191 XXXX

-Cmdr Meaheler resign your usless and a PO hater

Careful and Stay Safe

11/23/2011 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call the unit Inglorious Dumbasses

....cause that's what you have to be to volounteer.

11/23/2011 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: A Commander has now come forward and revealed that he had been texted lewd pics by PO C.A. He stated that he though it was a joke but recently became nervous because of the Lake Forest Middle School principal who just lost his job for similar reasons. He revealed that C.A often asked him to meet her at a Lincoln Park bar even though he was married. This is turning into some real drama, but I guess there is more to come.

11/23/2011 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GFU

Get out of the district
Early outs
Take home car

Furlough changes allowed
Use time on weekends
Clear streets
Kick ass
Earn your check
Do some good

Utilize your skills
No paper
Intel collection
Take long lunches

11/23/2011 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy has never stepped inside a courtroom and practiced law. He got his degree while working inside at City Hall. People should know the facts before they speak. He's a hack plain and simple

11/23/2011 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a few of these comments are right, no matter what new unit they package in a nice little box, theres always going to be officers who fall for it hook line and sinker, just remember, when it gets disbanded, where will you be stuck? Can you deal with it for awhile? Also, you may be the first line of defense at the G-8, and all eyes will be on you, if you mess up, say goodbye to your career.

11/23/2011 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.O.F. - Ship of Fools

11/23/2011 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Heads Up to all Officers in the 45th and 41st wards...016 District.

Department of Revenue PEA spotted this week on a Bike...writing tickets for the Pickup Truck ward restriction...
regardless of License Plate type.

About 200 pickups got ticketed in the past 3 days.

Called the DC of 016...he said get the Truck permit and pay the ticket.

11/23/2011 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operation Jack-Pot III?

SOS then a disband...

MSF & TRU and a disband...

Gerry's Kids and a disband?

Geez already... Just let 'em run around with black pajamas, satchel charges & a raggedy-assed AK lubed with fish grease & Axe body gel...

11/23/2011 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.DOG Unit(Dellusions of Grandeur)

2.SAP Unit(Suckers Aplenty Police)

3.SCAM Unit(Stupids Crazies Assholes and Malcontents)

4.TURD UNIT (Temporary Useless Re-Treaded Delinquent)

5. THE Unit (Two year Hairgel Elite)

Did I win?

11/23/2011 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who in their right minds would want to drive 1-2 hrs a day from way up near Ohare to the ghettos of 3-4-5-6-7
SUCKASSES THAT HAVE KEPT THIS CLOUTED BULLSHIT GOING FOR THE LAST 67 YRS

11/23/2011 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

USMC-Semper Fi then you have the best in the world Like Masters Masters Masters he was a Marine tooo and Ray Ray

-Call it the Marines?????
Hurahhh Semper Fi the Corp

11/23/2011 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's laughable to listen to the political apparatus feigning interest in the public's health and safety while picking and choosing who the laws apply to.

OT:

Law enforcement breakdowns allowed Will County fugitives to live free in Mexico

Joliet street gang leader Roman Medel Jr. is a Will County fugitive whom the FBI located in Mexico in 2004. The agency says it dropped his extradition process because of a lack of cooperation from the Will County state's attorney's office. (HANDOUT / October 25, 2011)

Furious at the county prosecutor’s handling of fugitive cases, the FBI agent fired off an angry letter.

It described how a gang leader suspected in violent crimes had been taken into custody in Mexico, how the office of then-Will County State’s Attorney Jeffrey Tomczak had been contacted but didn’t return phone calls, and how the fugitive had then been released.

Then the agent made an astounding disclosure: The FBI was dropping pursuit of at least 10 other Will County suspects charged with murder, rape, child molestation and large-scale drug-trafficking.

As a result, efforts to capture those 11 fugitives were halted, even though authorities knew exactly where some of them were living in Mexico. Today, all of the suspects remain at large, the Tribune found.

“It makes my blood boil,” said former Joliet police Chief Fred Hayes after learning from reporters last week how Will County’s apparent lack of response led to the dismissal of warrants.

http://triblocal.com/joliet/2011/11/23/law-enforcement-breakdowns-allowed-will-county-fugitives-to-live-free-in-mexico/

==============================

Yeah..nice dog and pony show for the public eh?

It's not too hard to figure it out right? It's about the money not enforcement of the laws, "Broken Windows" and all that jazz.

Illinois doesn't have the money to bring these people to justice and the thugs know it. In Cook county we don't even hold the illegals for deportation any more...and yet the political dufuses think that the public is fooled with their concerns about the health, safety, and welfare of its citizens and respecting the laws.

Give me a break.

11/23/2011 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about waiters.

In Sparta they had the 300, in Chicago we could have 100 Quicker Picker-Uppers. "QPU"

or we could just call day labor / temps and send over a few vans...... Thats how we got our Command Staff.

11/23/2011 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My beat car on days(bid) isn't so bad...

11/23/2011 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LA only has 6500 police officers
CPD , Chicago's Finest can do better than LA
Now Garry has to change dispatch policy and only respond to criminal
calls , no more baby daddy ,husband , live in boyfriend was out all night , kid won't go to school and eat his flamin cheetos , grape pop for breakfast
Send a social worker for that bs

11/23/2011 12:57:00 PM
Yet you forget that the sheriffs patrol LA too. So go fuck yourself biatch.

11/23/2011 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The coolest name was commander darts flying squad... But you kids were not around then.M

11/23/2011 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: A Commander has now come forward and revealed that he had been texted lewd pics by PO C.A. He stated that he though it was a joke but recently became nervous because of the Lake Forest Middle School principal who just lost his job for similar reasons. He revealed that C.A often asked him to meet her at a Lincoln Park bar even though he was married. This is turning into some real drama, but I guess there is more to come.

11/23/2011 05:11:00 PM

Hey Sarge, you pathetic loser. She dumped you. Move on. Stop posting this nonsense on here. You seriously need psych help. Another fine example of the leadshit in 023.

11/23/2011 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gary's Foley's

11/23/2011 03:42:00 PM

They are sound effect artists?

11/23/2011 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garry squirrel and the nuts!!!

11/23/2011 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Single Handed Incident Team

11/23/2011 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Police and rioting protesters clash in Cairo,11 dead and hundreds wounded". Rahm should hire the Egyptian police & Security(Mukhabarat) for the NATO and G8 conferences...

11/23/2011 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also remember the shirts, "Chicago Police Gang Crimes Presents: The Flying Squad" ......coming soon to Your neighborhood.

11/23/2011 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11/23 @ 12:26..... No the best names for units were Task Force, SOG, The Flying Squad, and of course the Insane Fish I/F......

11/23/2011 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know the status of the lawsuit filed by former Fop attorney, Tom Pleines ? Did Fop pay him to make him go away? I wonder how much that cost us.

11/23/2011 09:53:00 AM

settled, confidential, pleines is silent. fop says $40,000; i say add a zero anywhere after the four

11/23/2011 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My serious suggestion,
So no HQ mouse can claim he (she) thought it up first, and they will have to think more for an original idea:

Crime Reduction Force (or Unit or Section) N, W, S.

City Wide Force (or Unit or Section) N, W, S.

Maybe I should get this copywrited.

11/23/2011 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOG. The original gang unit circa 1980s

THLC=The Two Hour Lunch Crew
SDI= Stupid Dumb Individual
TRU = Total Rejects Unit
ESAD =Eat Shit And Die:)
DDSU =Don't Do Shit Unit
NATO=Nitwit Asshat Tactical Org

11/23/2011 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11/23/2011 04:03:00 PM
The protesters have no deodorant.
Remember that.

11/23/2011 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have more than enough idiots, clowns, and retards to fill any unit that Rahm and McStupid dream up. You all know the type I'm talking about. The ones that are smiling when they get to work and frowning when they have to go home. The ones that eat, breathe, and shit this job 24-7. The ones that would do the job for free if the city told them they couldn't pay them anymore. The ones that ask for seconds with a smile when the department takes a giant dump on their heads. The ones that have watched every episode of Lethal Weapon 50 times each. The ones that you cant converse with off duty because all they talk about is the job. The ones that enjoy going to court as much as you enjoy spending time with your family and consider court a fun and entertaining part of their day. The ones that have to be forced to retire and drop dead 2 months later because they can't live without the job. Don't worry, they'll fill the Garry's Kids unit with no problem at all.

11/23/2011 06:23:00 AM

What? You don't feel excited everyday for work and court? What's wrong with you buddy? This job rocks!

11/23/2011 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The King of the Sanctuary City is has today declared the thousands of years old traditional Christmas tree to be now called the Holiday tree.

Arrogant hubris jackazz trying to rewrite cultural history for billions of people.

It's a Christmas tree. It will always be a Christmas tree

How about taking that Holiday Candelabra of yours and st...."

Christmas tree 1000s of years old? The tree itself is, predating christianity in fact, but christmas itself isn't "1000s of years old." Face it, the tree predates your zombie messiah and will probably be here after xtianity is gone. Did you really expect a non-christian to light a xmas tree? If he did my guess is you would be bitching about it being sacrilegious...

11/23/2011 09:09:00 PM  
Blogger Frank Drebin said...

How about "The Tool's Crew."

11/23/2011 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feds Like Indicting Police
FLIP

11/23/2011 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc, why are you feeding into the psycho babble of this crazy sgt from 023 by allowing these comments to be posted? The pics to the supe and commanders never happened. He is beginning to look like a mental patient. I know for a fact his nonsense is being looked into. Doesn't he have better things to do with his time? Looks like psych leave #3 is on way for this nutso sgt.

11/23/2011 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Thanks for the Pension Check said...

You whippersnappers don`tremember the TUFF SQUAD. Plainclothes officers, one acting as the down drunk. When Spiffy went to roll him the others would "effect the arrest". A terrific ass whuppin would commence at the slightest sign of resisting arrest. Early 1960s on Madison st.

11/23/2011 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. and FYI.
Seattle's major got a ltr dated 23Nov11 from the US Dept of Justice, Western Dist of Washington.
The jist of it is that the DOJ is recommending that Seattle STOP the Inappropriate blanket invocation of GARRITY. DOJ recommends an Officer provide a voluntary statement or take the 5th. Is this a harbinger of things to come?

http://today.seattletimes.com/2011/11/justice-department-rebukes-spd-over-immunity-policy/

11/23/2011 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F Troop.

Already taken used by the A/2 Frank cars, tact team.

11/23/2011 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you officers that complain about the Beat Cop, will now wish you were me with my solid safe District assignment and watch bid that can't be touched except by seniority. I still go out and do my job happily and enjoy my nice summer and x-mas furlo. We live in interesting times. Put that Def comp in fixed and hang on for when Europe collapses and the rest of us go with it.

11/23/2011 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone is dumb enough to fall for the unit gimmick again then they should be what we Hispanic Officer's call

"The Unit Of Pendejo's"

11/23/2011 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just want to announce when this new task force opens soon after there will be some sort of scandal involving "rogue" coppers.
count on it 'cause history repeats itself in these so-called "elite" units.

just axin

11/23/2011 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still have my Flying Squad Wings...

11/23/2011 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

desk officer replacicing sgt will have rank of corporal d2 pay

11/23/2011 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Bob Dart and E Fred Bosse.. They will show you how shit gets done.. Today you have Mickey Mouse commanders like Steve " don't call me Steve" Georgass and his sidekick Chris Kennedy... There are no bosses left with any balls at all.... They are all pussies and only care about themselves... There are no real bosses left at all.. This job is total shit. Accept that and get out as fast as you can. God bless

11/23/2011 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 12:57, the LAPD has 9600 sworn.

11/23/2011 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...

Maybe I should get this copywrited.

11/23/2011 08:48:00 PM

Maybe you should get a dictionary.

11/23/2011 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"'Police and rioting protesters clash in Cairo,11 dead and hundreds wounded'. Rahm should hire the Egyptian police & Security(Mukhabarat) for the NATO and G8 conferences..."


...or these guys. Maybe we can contract out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpbfAFvygYM&feature=

11/23/2011 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about the 5B unit?

11/23/2011 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder if they will give their new commander a $500 gift card for christmas, just like a certain group of K9 handlers did last year over in mass transit?

11/23/2011 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On 11/23/2011 at 05:47:00 PM Anonymous said...

"Early outs"


Oh no! The MSF website said (still says, the department kept it on line) that there were no early dusk because it was an "officer's Friday" or that he had court the next day.

It said this right on the website. Implying that the rest of us are getting this kind of perk.

11/23/2011 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You are losing the support of the people. Government is given it's power via the consent of the governed. The people can withdraw that consent at any time."


You might be right, but they keep electing the same dumbasses or ones of the same ilk, so I'm not sure that the citizens are ready to withdraw their consent to be treated like crap.

11/23/2011 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The cut off or 3rd watch by bid was 25OCT99. Over 12 years, WTF"


Get used to it. With few being hired and all the noobs being sent to single-digit and west side districts, if you're anywhere "good", our seniority becomes less and less valuable.

At least you'll qualify for the 10-year requirement on the next sergeant's test...Oh wait, we won't be promoting, either.

11/23/2011 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

G Unit!

11/24/2011 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Department of Revenue PEA spotted this week on a Bike...writing tickets for the Pickup Truck ward restriction...
regardless of License Plate type
About 200 pickups got ticketed in the past 3 days...

Well its about time...Now if we can just get SOS to revoke the passenger plates on pickups and panel vans, we'll have something...
I don't care what kind of plate you put on it, a truck is a truck.
Its called a pickup TRUCK, not a pickup CAR. I wish they'd come to my ward....

11/24/2011 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The babysitters

11/24/2011 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thunder Cats, Ho...

11/24/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the " dont forget the balls, theyre not orphans" unit

11/24/2011 02:03:00 AM  
Blogger Mississippi Madman said...

B.O.H.I.C.A.

Bend Over Here It Comes Again.....

11/24/2011 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: A Commander has now come forward and revealed that he had been texted lewd pics by PO C.A. He stated that he though it was a joke but recently became nervous because of the Lake Forest Middle School principal who just lost his job for similar reasons. He revealed that C.A often asked him to meet her at a Lincoln Park bar even though he was married. This is turning into some real drama, but I guess there is more to come.

11/23/2011 05:11:00 PM

Hey Sarge, you pathetic loser. She dumped you. Move on. Stop posting this nonsense on here. You seriously need psych help. Another fine example of the leadshit in 023.

=====================

Could the two of you knock off your domestic BS and both seek help! This is a POLICE blog about POLICE issues... Not your personal issues.

11/24/2011 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LA only has 6500 police officers
CPD , Chicago's Finest can do better than LA
Now Garry has to change dispatch policy and only respond to criminal
calls , no more baby daddy ,husband , live in boyfriend was out all night , kid won't go to school and eat his flamin cheetos , grape pop for breakfast
Send a social worker for that bs
**************************************************

Terrible comparison they get a lot of help from their county police where as we get none. They pretty much stick to unincorporated areas of crook county.

11/24/2011 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rogue Squadron

11/24/2011 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. and FYI.
Seattle's major got a ltr dated 23Nov11 from the US Dept of Justice, Western Dist of Washington.
The jist of it is that the DOJ is recommending that Seattle STOP the Inappropriate blanket invocation of GARRITY. DOJ recommends an Officer provide a voluntary statement or take the 5th. Is this a harbinger of things to come?

http://today.seattletimes.com/2011/11/justice-department-rebukes-spd-over-immunity-policy/

11/23/2011 09:57:00 PM
--------
They can recommend whatever they want but the Supreme Court ruling still stands.

11/24/2011 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the "hat squad" like in LA Confidential.

11/24/2011 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tactical Sausage Unit

11/25/2011 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do they bother disbanding the damn things! This is Chicago you meatheads. Stop disbanding those units that you can send out to make a bunch of arrests!

11/25/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call it LUA/SDU. Leave us alone and stop disbanding us.

11/25/2011 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
To 11/23 @ 12:26..... No the best names for units were Task Force, SOG, The Flying Squad, and of course the Insane Fish I/F......

11/23/2011 08:36:00 PM


Insane Fish until the world blow up!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangers!

Ignatowskis Crew(had to work 001 to know what i mean)

11/28/2011 01:50:00 AM  

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