Not a Turkey Leg
- A Wisconsin man who allegedly attacked a fellow guest at a Thanksgiving Day dinner after she ignored his claim to a specific chair at the dining table has been charged with attempted homicide.
Kendrick Carr, 23, allegedly pulled a foot-long butcher knife on the woman after she refused to stand up from the chair he said he wanted to sit in, according to the criminal complaint filed in Racine County Circuit Court on Monday.
The woman defended herself with a broom and was unharmed, according to the complaint.
Over a chair? Man, those cheeseheads are nuts.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
31 Comments:
What part of "MY CHAIR" didn't you understand, BEOTCH!
Never bring a butcher knife to a broom fight!
Kendrick Carr, 23, is not a cheesehead....
He is a transplanted Chicago CHA Project Rat.
Case Closed.
Kendrick Carr a Cheesehead?
More like a Flamin' Hot Cheeto Head.
Charged with attempted homicide and victim was unharmed??? Racine County doesn't fuck around!
You sure that didn't happen in Englewood?
Never bring a knife to a broom fight.
Baa-dum-bump
When it was over did she fly home on that broom?
Baa-dum-bump bump
Next Rahm will have s cross trained with Streets & San Laborers and we will have brooms instead of Asps.
That's not funny
He wanted the breast she was to raise her leg. But chickened out.. Oh I mean turkied out
Don't you know it's bad luck to hit a man with a broom?
One of my first homicides (30 years ago) as a recruit involved two brothers, one of whom killed the other over a turkey leg on Thanksgiving. My FTO and I caught the guy wandering around the neighborhood the next morning about 0700. The guy fought like hell, but we subdued him, had him transported and he was processed.
When we asked him why he stabbed his brother with a huge kitchen knife and nearly severed his head, the guy just said he had been promised the turkey leg and his brother refused to give it up. He wasn't sorry about the murder, he was still angry because he never got the leg. Go figure.
cheesehead no, ghetto shit-head, yes
Charged with attempted homicide and victim was unharmed??? Racine County doesn't fuck around!
Squad, can I get an event number ?
IMPORTED cheescehead?
Reminds me of grandma getting a carving knife in the back on Thanksgiving day many moons ago over a drumstick. Westside of course.
Attempt Homicide? Are you kidding me. In Crook County the ASA would hang up on you after they finished laughing. Agg assault all the way down here. Send it to misdemeanor court Officer.
I recall when daddy blew his son away with a shotgun right at the table because son took the last turkey leg. An arguement ensued , a little shoving and then the shotgun made an appearance. I was the homicide dick on the case in the old maxwell station. Nothing surprises me.
Here in Cook County, you point a gun at someone (who happened to be a cop) you get charged with Misdemeanor Assault and weapons charges. Now, I've heard that this weapon was or may have been a bb gun but...the person/officer thought it was a real gun. This place is a joke.
Believe he may be lactose intolerant....Vic was the cheese
247miles north
Hope the rest of the guest were able to enjoy their dinner.
It was the chair with the best view of the Packers/Lions game. C'mon.
Geez, no wonder they show so many horror movies around Thanksgiving!
I wants dat chair. I done tol da bitch twice!
one of first jobs I handled as rookie in 006 in 1966 was homicide on Thanksgiving....one man car..given disturbance with turkey leg...deceased wanted leg,daddy wanted leg,momma wanted leg...butcher knife decided... blood all over walls and floor but all continued to eat until I arrived...radio in car so I used phone to summon help...
good old days...not much has changed
Infamous line in an old time Chicago murder. "I know he was my brother but it was my pork chop"
Don't like to hear anything bad about Wisconsin. Mom and sisters farm in Waupaca County .Going to spend quality time there, Leaving CPD next year. Keeping Chicago home, paid for, park across street,,wonderful neighbors that have been here forever. Twenty and a day like my ass in on fire.
Ah, and I thought a few off color jokes by my brother in law were annoying!
I guess the asshat never played musical chairs when he was a kid.
Didn't we have something similar on the west side in 011 about 6 years ago?
Racine County = Attempt Murder
Cook County = Misdemeanor Agg Assault
Must be something in the cheese....
Don't blame the cheese!!!!
St louis,
Husband brought wife a warm beer -wife shot husband dead !
St Louis,
Victim Shot dead over big buford sandwich
slmpd northside
I guess all traditions must end.
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