Monday, April 16, 2012

A Day Without A Homicide

  • No one was murdered in El Salvador on Saturday, officials said, in what was the first homicide-free day in nearly three years for the Central American country plagued by violent drug gangs.

    "After years when the number of murders reached alarming levels of up to 18 per day, we saw not one homicide in the country," President Mauricio Funes said in a statement released on Sunday. The murder-free day was the first recorded since leftist Funes took office in June 2009.

    At the beginning of Funes' term, the country had an average of 12 murders a day, but that tally climbed closer to 18 per day in early 2012.
Of course, they ought to have taken a lesson from Rahm and McGangAudit. As soon as you brag about it, the shit really hits the fan.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

They heard auntie hillary was in country, she told them to "knock it off". !

4/16/2012 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one there to see it did it still happen?

4/16/2012 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have plenty of extra corpses laying around the Ghetto. We could have airlifted a few dozen and dropped them outside the El Salvador Presidential Palace just for a few laughs.

4/16/2012 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick research:
-El Salvador has double our City's population (6 v. 3 million)
-Chicago has to have better hospitals and a better EMS response

When you account for those two major differences, Chicago is a more dangerous place than a third world country.

If our hospitals wouldn't save so many people, we would have a dozen people killed on some days, with HALF the population

4/16/2012 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, they just haven't found the bodies yet.

4/16/2012 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did Rham take credit for this??????

4/16/2012 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See! Comstat is Working in El Salvador...

4/16/2012 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COMPSTAT in El Salvador?

Has to be the only reason!

Whole country is a conflict zone..

Say it ain't so JOE....

4/16/2012 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Oh, there were murders all right.

They just ain't found the bodies yet..

4/16/2012 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is your Like Button....:)

4/16/2012 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see Hillary Clinton drinking and dancing up a storm at a night club in Colombia on tv? Maybe Bad Bill wasn't the only player in that White House. And yes I did throw up after watching that on tv.

4/16/2012 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you fuckin kidding me. 005th district is blowing the fuck up. If the XO and the Boss would pay attention and stop all the feely touchy maybe the district would be out of control.
We see the late night meetings

4/16/2012 11:42:00 PM  

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