Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Undetectable Bombs

  • The CIA thwarted an ambitious plot by al-Qaida’s affiliate in Yemen to destroy a U.S.-bound airliner using a bomb with a sophisticated new design around the one-year anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden, U.S. officials said Monday.

    The plot involved an upgrade of the underwear bomb that failed to detonate aboard a jetliner over Detroit on Christmas 2009. This new bomb was also designed to be used in a passenger’s underwear, but this time al-Qaida developed a more refined detonation system, U.S. officials said.

    The FBI is examining the latest bomb to see whether it could have passed through airport security and brought down an airplane, officials said. They said the device did not contain metal, meaning it probably could have passed through an airport metal detector. But it was not clear whether new body scanners used in many airports would have detected it.

We're constantly surprised they haven't managed to set off any suicide bomb within the US up to this point, though the second one goes off, we're sure it will be Bush's fault.

In the meantime, has anyone seen any sort of briefing about this potential threat? Anything that might help the coppers riding buses and trains during the NATO summit? Yeah, us either.

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32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

but obama just said "the war started in afaganastan, and will end in afaganastan...." glad that the CIA and Military are still getting the job done, eventhough they have an idiotic commander and cheif tha will hang them out to dry...

5/08/2012 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They said the device did not contain metal, meaning it probably could have passed through an airport metal detector. But it was not clear whether new body scanners used in many airports would have detected it."

That means they don't want to tell you that the body scanner likely would have not detected it.

In the meantime, please remove your belt with the plastic buckle (apparently the body scanner cannot see through those, either) and take off your shoes.

5/08/2012 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The CIA thwarted an ambitious plot by al-Qaida’s affiliate in Yemen"

How much is an al-Quaida franchise?

5/08/2012 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The assholes in charge of this event will be holding their breath with fingers and toes crossed hoping nothing happens.

5/08/2012 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only terrorists are the US Government with propaganda controlled by the political Media. No better than North Korea or Iran...this isn't the same country I and others fought for.

5/08/2012 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REALLY!?!?!?!

HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY TEST THESE FREAKING THINGS!?!?!?

Goats? Wash outs from martyrdom school? Unsuspecting mother-in-laws?

Poor goats.....

5/08/2012 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I gonna have to take my skivvies off and have the TSA check them because the only thing they're gonna find is a skid mark.

5/08/2012 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems strange that they announce this now without anyone in custody. I hope the celebrations aren't premature and just political.

5/08/2012 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably your best bet would be to suspect anyone on the bus or el with a big ass. I'm not a cop, just trying to help. Maybe if they are smelly would also indicate dangerous chemicals.Good luck.

5/08/2012 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

This will give the government another opportunity to empower the TSA and infringe on our rights even more.

5/08/2012 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until they start using surgically implanted body bombs. The proctoscope lines at airport screening are going to be ridiculous...

5/08/2012 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous TARA Retard said...

I think Seth meyers said it best on SNL's Weekend Update. alQaeda is concerned about its morale. Top leaders fear that morale is so low that their suicide bombers are too depressed to become martyrs. Now wouldn't that be something!

5/08/2012 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great - I'm flying today.

5/08/2012 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to start a new airline called "Commando". Safest airline in town

5/08/2012 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be surprised scc according to various reports suicide bombers are here,and what deterrent is there when someone is dedicated to killing themselves? NONE! Just keep watching out, eyes and ears OPEN! It is a crazy world and with the libtarts at the top, with all the FREEDOM for pos it is going to get worse!

5/08/2012 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep the war will end in
Afganistan with the U.S. releasing Afganistan "detainees" and cutting secret deals with The Taliban. The POTUS and company are playing both sides of the fence and lying to the electorate.

5/08/2012 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the war on terror was over? According to the president after "he" captured bin laden there is no longer a threat.

5/08/2012 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised? They're morons. I can think of plenty of ways to scare the living hell out of people or fuck up infrastructure. If the "terrorists" actually completed a plan I'd probably cheer like a crowd at the Special Olympics.

It seems like they blew their best guys on 9-11.

5/08/2012 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think baby diapers "slush powder",water gel and polymer bonded FUSE activation. It's not that complicated. You don't have to wear it to test it. I think it was alluded to in the hurt locker. The problem is it's ridiculous looking when worn. EASILY DETECTABLE not magic. Look for the person that looks like they're wearing and OVERSIZE "Depends/Pamper".


Retired 10 Fingered EOD Tech.

5/08/2012 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only terrorists are the US Government with propaganda controlled by the political Media. No better than North Korea or Iran...this isn't the same country I and others fought for.

5/08/2012 03:23:00 AM

The only fighting you did for this Country was trying to get close to the main stage at some hippie festival. Go 'occupy' another site.

5/08/2012 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it the fruit of the boom kind?

5/08/2012 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we didn't have enough to worry about NATO/ Sox-Cubs weekend. The only in the Cubs fans favor is, with Marmol they are used to things blowing up in their faces.

5/08/2012 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats the whole problem with U.S. aviation security its object based/fixated. The rest of the world is behavioral based, watching people and their actions and reactions. Israel invented and defined behavioral profiling the rest of the world except America copied it and now you know why Israel hasnt had a hijacking in 40 years.

5/08/2012 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am good making methane bombs in my underwear but I have not figured out how to eliminate the smell.

5/08/2012 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee this must be the start of the national election season. Underwear bombs and such will be going on until November. Laughable how all our "leaders" in Washington keep patting each other on the back (probably asses also) telling us what a wonderful job they doing looking out for our safety. Let one bomb go off on a plane and you wouldn't be able to find any of these over paid assholes anywhere. With TSA almost doing a rectal exam on flyers maybe something will slip by. Hope not.

5/08/2012 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I see that guys underpants, I think of T.B.K. or Kings Gyros.

5/08/2012 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i work in a dist. full of potential bombers.
strange how they seem to wait until the FBI gets involved to then fuck up an attack.

5/08/2012 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""Israel invented and defined behavioral profiling the rest of the world except America copied it and now you know why Israel hasnt had a hijacking in 40 years.""
5/08/2012 06:41:00 PM

And therein lies the problem...
"profiling" -- Not in this City, not in this Department. Not in this so-called politically correct country

5/08/2012 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Surprised? They're morons. I can think of plenty of ways to scare the living hell out of people or fuck up infrastructure."

The terrorist have ALREADY WON.

They've changed our entire lifestyle. They've changed the way one of our major industries operates forever.

We spend millions of dollars every year on the TSA charade that makes us feel better, but is questionably effective, at best.

BTW, the terrorists think we're morons, too.

rb

5/08/2012 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Am I gonna have to take my skivvies off and have the TSA check them because the only thing they're gonna find is a skid mark."

At this rate it's only a matter of time before all we're allowed to fly in is a TSA-issued poncho and a pair of flip-flops.

rb

5/08/2012 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems like they blew their best guys on 9-11.

5/08/2012 12:46:00 PM
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And then let them get on the plane. Lousy job being a terrorist fluffer but someone has to do it.

5/09/2012 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Hooray said...

Shit::::::::::::I'm in Florida and I'm staying here HOORAY

5/17/2012 01:14:00 PM  

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