This Made Us Laugh
Too much humor gets lost is the shuffle and the hundreds of comments posted here each day:
- Rahm wants to have Gladiator Day. It will be held at Solider Field and every gang can select its finest and they can duel to the last one standing. Rahm will sit up in the top sky box eating a turkey leg wearing a toga. He will be surrounded by several children. He will give them $10.00 each (from the speed cameras) until one lone banger stands. That lone banger will be called Ceasar Fire! Rahm will have bought future votes and solved the crime problem all at the same time...
Now we just need a photoshop of Rahm as Caesar, similar to the Reader pic of Shortshanks as King George III.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
22 Comments:
Was Caeser half-a-midget too???
actually Gladiator Day doesn't sound like such a bad idea. Get all the gangbangers in one arena, fight it out, and bam! safe streets!
Only problem with that story....if Rahm the midget were to hold a turkey leg, it would look like he was holding a 20lb bone in ham....everyone would be sayin....look at the little kid in a toga swinging that ham...
can you dig it sukkkas!!
Does rham have a bowl haircut ?
Happy Hunger Games!
one of the funniest posts ever....
And not long after, Rahm will be playing his violin and laughing hysterically as he watches Chicago burn
It will never be held at Soldier Field. Rahm , from the crime ridden streets of Winnetka, wants this gang fight to the death taken to an alley, (for the kids sake, of course) Hope the Baseball Furies kick some ass!!
The writer must LOVE Games of Thrones. This is hilarious.
Put the gangbangers in that quarry in the south suburbs,and let them fight it out.
Imagine how this would look from the seats...buncha bangers that can't keep their pants up waddling around trying to off each other. No guns though, they should all be given butter knives.
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!
Some how comeing from a street thug doesn't have that same appeal.
Now thinking of Rahm, and the movie AIRPLANE...
Captain Oveur(Peter Graves) "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I posted this not long ago, but am posting again. We are waaaay overdue for an appropriate jibJab!
Why don't we just gather all the gang-bangers, put them in soldier field and lock the gates? Probably not a big enough venue!
Who will be the medicus, Spartacus? Wll tehy be allowed to use any weapon? or just the gladius? I want to see Julius Rahmulus Emmanuellicus Caesar take on the victor. Maybe we could even have a talk like a gladiator day..."Jupiter's Cock !!!!" Now that would be some funnicus!!!! and daticus ain't no hibbitus jibbitus...mmmm hhmmmicus...gratitudes
can we start calling him Rahmulus IX.V now?
Rahm wearing a toga with a turkey leg in his hand would make him look like Bambi from the Flintstones. But just not as tough.
Hibbitus Jibbitus....
LMFAO...Well player, Sir!
That bambam
Gee, I hope the producers of "Chicago Fire" will be able to
tie this spectacular event into one of their episodes.
Possible drama scenarios would be endless......
Anonymous said...
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!
Some how comeing from a street thug doesn't have that same appeal.
Now thinking of Rahm, and the movie AIRPLANE...
Captain Oveur(Peter Graves) "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked argue politics in the Congressional Health Club shower room?"
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