Friday, July 13, 2012

This Made Us Laugh

Too much humor gets lost is the shuffle and the hundreds of comments posted here each day:
  • Rahm wants to have Gladiator Day. It will be held at Solider Field and every gang can select its finest and they can duel to the last one standing. Rahm will sit up in the top sky box eating a turkey leg wearing a toga. He will be surrounded by several children. He will give them $10.00 each (from the speed cameras) until one lone banger stands. That lone banger will be called Ceasar Fire! Rahm will have bought future votes and solved the crime problem all at the same time...
Now we just need a photoshop of Rahm as Caesar, similar to the Reader pic of Shortshanks as King George III.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Caeser half-a-midget too???

7/13/2012 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually Gladiator Day doesn't sound like such a bad idea. Get all the gangbangers in one arena, fight it out, and bam! safe streets!

7/13/2012 12:25:00 AM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

Only problem with that story....if Rahm the midget were to hold a turkey leg, it would look like he was holding a 20lb bone in ham....everyone would be sayin....look at the little kid in a toga swinging that ham...

7/13/2012 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you dig it sukkkas!!

7/13/2012 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does rham have a bowl haircut ?

7/13/2012 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Hair Gel Hiroshi said...

Happy Hunger Games!

7/13/2012 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one of the funniest posts ever....

7/13/2012 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And not long after, Rahm will be playing his violin and laughing hysterically as he watches Chicago burn

7/13/2012 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will never be held at Soldier Field. Rahm , from the crime ridden streets of Winnetka, wants this gang fight to the death taken to an alley, (for the kids sake, of course) Hope the Baseball Furies kick some ass!!

7/13/2012 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The writer must LOVE Games of Thrones. This is hilarious.

7/13/2012 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the gangbangers in that quarry in the south suburbs,and let them fight it out.

7/13/2012 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine how this would look from the seats...buncha bangers that can't keep their pants up waddling around trying to off each other. No guns though, they should all be given butter knives.

7/13/2012 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!

Some how comeing from a street thug doesn't have that same appeal.

Now thinking of Rahm, and the movie AIRPLANE...

Captain Oveur(Peter Graves) "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

7/13/2012 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I posted this not long ago, but am posting again. We are waaaay overdue for an appropriate jibJab!

7/13/2012 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we just gather all the gang-bangers, put them in soldier field and lock the gates? Probably not a big enough venue!

7/13/2012 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who will be the medicus, Spartacus? Wll tehy be allowed to use any weapon? or just the gladius? I want to see Julius Rahmulus Emmanuellicus Caesar take on the victor. Maybe we could even have a talk like a gladiator day..."Jupiter's Cock !!!!" Now that would be some funnicus!!!! and daticus ain't no hibbitus jibbitus...mmmm hhmmmicus...gratitudes

7/13/2012 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can we start calling him Rahmulus IX.V now?

7/13/2012 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm wearing a toga with a turkey leg in his hand would make him look like Bambi from the Flintstones. But just not as tough.

7/13/2012 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hibbitus Jibbitus....
LMFAO...Well player, Sir!

7/13/2012 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bambam

7/13/2012 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, I hope the producers of "Chicago Fire" will be able to
tie this spectacular event into one of their episodes.
Possible drama scenarios would be endless......

7/13/2012 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!

Some how comeing from a street thug doesn't have that same appeal.

Now thinking of Rahm, and the movie AIRPLANE...

Captain Oveur(Peter Graves) "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked argue politics in the Congressional Health Club shower room?"

7/13/2012 11:29:00 PM  

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