Friday, November 23, 2012

Blame the Doctors

  • A 19-year-old man shot in the knee earlier this month died after he developed an infection while being treated, according to the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    His death was ruled a homicide.
Whoops.

If this was just a violation, it seems it got a little out of hand. 

And we're just teasing about blaming the doctors.  We're sure the bullet that struck him was sterile and not covered with all sorts of crud that may have contributed to the raging sepsis that killed the victim.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

In olde England the archers would urinate on the ground and put the points of their arrows into the ground so that the arrow tips were urine soaked when they hit any part of someone's body. You didnt die from the actual arrow wound but the infection afterward. Maybe our bangers watched BraveHeart afterall.

11/23/2012 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the detectives in area central old area 1 all going home after only like 5hours? Are they stupid people are watching the lot.they park on Wentworth and also on 51st st.I saw a guy last week with binoculars.

11/23/2012 12:52:00 AM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

I'm not sure what was on that bullet, but I am sure that there needs to be thousands more just like it distributed throughout the Chicagoland ghettos.

Maybe Santa can have the elves whip something up.

11/23/2012 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a bullet is sterile , as it travels beyond speed of sound it heats up to a temperature that kills germs.........its what happens after the bullet makes its hole that brings disease

11/23/2012 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the detectives in area central old area 1 all going home after only like 5hours? Are they stupid people are watching the lot.they park on Wentworth and also on 51st st.I saw a guy last week with binoculars.

11/23/2012 12:52:00 AM

All right. We get it. you don'tou stop now like the Dics. Can you stop posting on every thread?

11/23/2012 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the British call it "death by misadventure".
Is he Irish, was he "knee capped?". If so, send the case to INTERPOL and get it off of our books.

11/23/2012 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah,avoid going to Dr. Gupta and his team of donkey vets.I pay tyo see who I want and avoid HMOs like the plague.

11/23/2012 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the vampire bullet worked !

11/23/2012 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another asshole off the payroll

11/23/2012 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Are the detectives in area central old area 1 all going home after only like 5hours? Are they stupid people are watching the lot.they park on Wentworth and also on 51st st.I saw a guy last week with binoculars.

11/23/2012 12:52:00 AM

Maybe, just maybe, those detectives were attending court,

11/23/2012 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous W.G.A.S. (who gives a shit) said...

Whoever is the putz constantly harping about the old area 1, "GIVE IT A REST", only a jealous asswipe would care if someone got to take a duck !On your next assignment, be nice to others and do what's expected of you and you won't get dumped !!!!!!

11/23/2012 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gang bangers shot dead is natural in the ghetto . crimes should be reported on a hospitalization case report . cause of death Natural .

11/23/2012 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In olde England the archers would urinate on the ground and put the points of their arrows into the ground so that the arrow tips were urine soaked when they hit any part of someone's body. You didnt die from the actual arrow wound but the infection afterward. Maybe our bangers watched BraveHeart afterall.
11/23/2012 12:42:00 AM

The infection came from the conditions they lived in and the fact that they didn't know to clean wounds, not the urine.

11/23/2012 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He passed away because of a Kneeman-Marksman infection. It usually kills the affluent, but no one is immune.

11/23/2012 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In olde England the archers would urinate on the ground and put the points of their arrows into the ground so that the arrow tips were urine soaked when they hit any part of someone's body. You didnt die from the actual arrow wound but the infection afterward. Maybe our bangers watched BraveHeart afterall.

11/23/2012 12:42:00 AM

That's the origin of the phrase "pissed offed".

11/23/2012 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, when you live in filth it's pretty hard to keep anything clean.

11/23/2012 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be that the the doctors and nurses are overwhelmed by the continued, unmitigated stream of gun violence victims.
We can all rest assured that the new tax on guns and another McJerksey plan combined with another give away to cease fire will stop the violence. NOT

11/23/2012 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he told the dics that he didn't want to say shit. I wish it was me so I could tell his useless hell spawner mother that I can't do shit about his murder because he mother fucked me at the hospital.

Happy Holidays scumbags!!!!

I love it.

11/23/2012 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the detectives in area central old area 1 all going home after only like 5hours? Are they stupid people are watching the lot.they park on Wentworth and also on 51st st.I saw a guy last week with binoculars.

11/23/2012 12:52:00 AM

Will you shut the fuck up already about this area one shit.

If these people piss you off so much why are to telling them that they are being watched? Let them get caught.

Then you can cry about something else.

11/23/2012 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have ever been in one of these apartments in the ghetto after a search warrant. You would know why they can't keep a simple wound clean..but damn those gym shoes are mighty clean!

11/23/2012 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
a bullet is sterile , as it travels beyond speed of sound it heats up to a temperature that kills germs.........its what happens after the bullet makes its hole that brings disease

11/23/2012 02:40:00 AM


That's a new one to me, self sterilization of bullets. That is one Mythbusters would love. Any volunteers?

Meanwhile, I like the garlic dip in the hollow point. Or dog shit. Sterilize that why don't ya'.

11/23/2012 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was probably some piece of cloth in the wound or the moron didnt keep the wound clean afterward...

11/23/2012 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous always use sterile binoculars said...

Are the detectives in area central old area 1 all going home after only like 5hours? Are they stupid people are watching the lot.they park on Wentworth and also on 51st st.I saw a guy last week with binoculars.

11/23/2012 12:52:00 AM

Mirrors, my dear Watson.

11/23/2012 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

To the unpublished anti-gun mope:

We just picked up a couple cases of shotgun ammo - all lead. The only place any lead shot was banned was over certain waterways.

11/23/2012 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He passed away because of a Kneeman-Marksman infection. It usually kills the affluent, but no one is immune.

11/23/2012 10:53:00 AM




did you pop a boner while thinking this up?

11/23/2012 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is boohooing about the area 1 disc, enough already. You must be one of the disgruntled medical abusers who now have to work.

11/23/2012 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

01:19 Guess you did learn something today. Bullet is free of germs and is basically sterilized when it enters the body or head. Had a relative get shot in the head, bullet is still in the skull, didnt penetrate to the brain. It cortorized the entry and he wasn't even given an antibiotic and very little bleeding

11/23/2012 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hav a heart for the poor honor roll student that was turning his life around and was gunned down in his prime but most likely he heard shot, felt pain and told detectives to go pound salt! I hope his momma got a 5 k check da mayor . Just saying....

11/23/2012 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was capped with Garlic.

Mr. Food

11/23/2012 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading how great a gig Area 1 is I am calling my clout. I want to work straight days shuffling paper while I'm supposed to work a different shift. Screw this Area North stuff.

11/23/2012 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you whoever rubbed a dirty digit in his wound. Seriously, now we are saved a lifetime of cost from this turd.

11/23/2012 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 1 was a great place to work. Inside people from old Area 4 were scamming and got caught, now we all suffer.

11/23/2012 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I make detective? I want these 5 hour tours and a day shift.

11/23/2012 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The unfolding in Area 1 is a guy watched and caught abusing the medical. Then to make sure the case would lead to termination he was observed having a special schedule with extra curricular activity.

11/23/2012 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bullet is sterile because it heats up when fired from the gun. Bacteria pour unto a wound like women into Victoria's Secret on Black Friday. All they both need is an opening.

11/23/2012 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Pilgrims!

11/24/2012 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you pop a boner while thinking this up?

11/23/2012 03:40:00 PM

Yes. But, why did you want to know? Pervert.

11/24/2012 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The (alleged) pathologists at da' morgue, said he died of...ready for this?

"Kneemonia!"

I like the below 'arrow dipped in urine' finding better.

"pissed offed"

11/24/2012 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is boohooing about the area 1 disc, enough already. You must be one of the disgruntled medical abusers who now have to work.

11/23/2012 04:11:00 PM
----

I want a schedule like that. I am not disgruntled. But if people are working four hour days, then I want to work four hour days too.

11/24/2012 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The unfolding in Area 1 is a guy watched and caught abusing the medical. Then to make sure the case would lead to termination he was observed having a special schedule with extra curricular activity.

11/23/2012 08:19:00 PM

?
Is this the guy that was leaving early to work at UPS or something?

Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughered....or something like that.

11/24/2012 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is boohooing about the area 1 disc, enough already. You must be one of the disgruntled medical abusers who now have to work.

11/23/2012 04:11:00 PM
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I want a schedule like that. I am not disgruntled. But if people are working four hour days, then I want to work four hour days too.

Then work four hour days then. You make it sound so easy for the guys you're bitching about. What's the matter? Not smart enough? No balls?

For once and for all shut the fuck up

11/24/2012 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. But, why did you want to know? Pervert.

11/24/2012 11:15:00 AM




only girls cast aspersions using the word 'pervert'.

11/24/2012 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
01:19 Guess you did learn something today. Bullet is free of germs and is basically sterilized when it enters the body or head. Had a relative get shot in the head, bullet is still in the skull, didnt penetrate to the brain. It cortorized the entry and he wasn't even given an antibiotic and very little bleeding

11/23/2012 04:35:00 PM


The word is "cauterized". Had it done twice as a child, in order to stop chronic nosebleeds. Very painful.

11/24/2012 11:26:00 PM  

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