Friday, February 08, 2013

An Altar Boy

  • A 15-year-old boy with nearly 20 arrests on his record has been charged with armed robbery after he held up a man near his home, police said.

    It was Jesus Castaneda’s 19th arrest, according to police, and his second gun-related charge. He was last arrested in August 2012 for unlawful use of a weapon, police said.

    Shortly after midnight Saturday, Castaneda robbed a man at gunpoint in the 6300 block of South Francisco Avenue in the Marquette Park neighborhood. Castaneda lives about two miles away, in the 4300 block of West 63rd Street.
It is almost a 100% certainty that we'll be reading about Jesus right after he meets up with Chalkie within the next 5 years.

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    49 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    How come the Union is only looking for a 2 year contract?

    2/08/2013 12:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It is almost a 100% certainty that we'll be reading about Jesus Castaneda right after he meets up with the real Jesus Christ within the next 5 years.

    2/08/2013 12:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    A 15 yr old, who had a UUW arrest in Aug, gets arrested for an armed robbery..,nice kid. I'm thinking he didn't purchase those firearms legally either...but the law-abiding citizen can't have one. And who, exactly, raised him??!! Rahm may want to know.

    Chalkie, put this piece of shit at the top of your list.

    2/08/2013 12:17:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...


    Hoe it doesn't affect his ability to get an Illinois drivers license

    2/08/2013 12:26:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    This is where the hard punishments should start.
    Cook county juvenile court system is a joke!
    How many felony convictions can a juvenile get and still walk the streets. They don't serve time and no deterrence for committing more violent crimes.

    2/08/2013 12:39:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "It is almost a 100% certainty that we'll be reading about Jesus right after he meets up with Chalkie within the next 5 years."



    that's a bit too optimistic, in my humble opinion.





    Chalkie

    2/08/2013 12:45:00 AM  
    Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

    Phil Schitz is setting the Las Vegas over/under on this kid at eighteen months. This kid is a goner by July, 2014.

    2/08/2013 12:51:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    5 yrs??? I'd bet no more than 2 yrs.

    2/08/2013 03:32:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Three strikes your IN!

    2/08/2013 04:58:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Who are we do judge their culture?

    2/08/2013 05:52:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Every time he trys to turn his life around he slips....Give him a chance..after all, if he went to prison the gov would pardon him anyway.....The mud stuck in the rut syndrome.

    2/08/2013 07:21:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That meeting can't take place soon enough. Be prepared chalkie, he'll be here shortly.

    2/08/2013 07:34:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Instead of a come to Jesus meeting. It'll be a come to chalkie meeting.

    2/08/2013 07:36:00 AM  
    Blogger SpankDaddy said...

    But he looks like such a nice boy...

    2/08/2013 07:50:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Oh, I am sure he was innocent. On his way to church...

    2/08/2013 07:59:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    And the funny thing is this was almost a RWOC.. typical crook county

    2/08/2013 08:00:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Assholes are never out of season as far as Chalkie is concerned.

    Chalkie will have this one harvested toot sweet... Uhh... Soon enough.

    Gabriel ain't blowin' no kinda horn for this one...

    2/08/2013 08:05:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...

    This is where the hard punishments should start.
    Cook county juvenile court system is a joke!
    How many felony convictions can a juvenile get and still walk the streets. They don't serve time and no deterrence for committing more violent crimes.

    2/08/2013 12:39:00 AM

    Also add to the fact that the juvenile detention facility has 1000 beds/rooms. Six years ago it was running at full capacity. Today it is maxed out at 200 beds per the orders of Cook County Board President Preckwinkle. Say what you want about Todd Stroger even though the juvy detention facility cost the county a ton of money he didn't compromise on public safety.

    2/08/2013 08:35:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I rememner when the thieves and thugs didn't dare cross Ashland much less Western. Isn't Marquette park where the Red Barn restaurant was? with the bunnies in a big enclosure, or was that closer to Archer?

    2/08/2013 09:17:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    5 years ? ! 6 months Max, this punk is on the fast track to oblivion ; oblivion, spelled C-H-A-L-K-I-E

    2/08/2013 09:35:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    No incarceration, one less mouth for Mother Preckwinckle to feed.

    2/08/2013 10:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If he goes before Judge Walker in Courtroom 6 at juvie court, he'll be found not guilty and put back on the street to add another crime to his long list

    2/08/2013 10:10:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Not a cop. A friend of mine had a cousin who was like Jesus, bad kid, crimes at 12, armed robbery, stealing cars. His family thought it was funny, and I mean it. They would laugh. Well long story short, there was a story out a year or so about a cop working as a clown on the south side. A man tried to rob him and take his gun. Well thankfully the cop won that battle and put the man down Turns out it was my buddy's cousin. 16 years young and dead on the ground. The family actually was entertaining the thought of a lawsuit. No shit. Now I know there are situations that call for leniency, but this kid was ruined early. And sad to say, there are hundreds more like him. What the fuck is going on? And I will end my comment on this. If you are 12, 13 and robbing with pistols, there is no hope.

    2/08/2013 10:22:00 AM  
    Anonymous P.O. Randy Stevens, 018 District said...

    Give him a chance to design the next city sticker, then have his photo taken with Rahm Emanuel to show that this kid's criminal behavior is acceptable and represents "Chicago's values," then have a blow-up of the sticker design on display at the U.S. Capitol, per Rep. Luis Gutierrez.

    It all happened once before in Chicago, why not again?

    What a fine example of a "world class city" we have going here!

    2/08/2013 12:22:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    How come the Union is only looking for a 2 year contract?

    2/08/2013 12:09:00 AM

    Probably because the economy is improving and they don't want to lock in a lowball financial settlement for too long.

    2/08/2013 12:30:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Father Pfleger would say this young man simply needs basketball in his life and all will change.

    2/08/2013 01:38:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hmmmm.. The media labels this as a "rambling manifesto" because in doing so the reader conjures up an image of crazy man non-sense that's not worth your time reading. Is it? You decide.


    Christopher Dorner: Uncensored Manifesto of a deranged former LAPD officer

    Look at all those bullet holes.

    Women delivering newspapers in Torrance shot in manhunt for ex-cop

    Regardless if this man is "derange" or not, what kind of procedures does LAPD have that allows the LAPD to shoot up innocent people like that with no accountability?

    A 71 y/o Asian women shot 11 times because ya know..she looks like a 260 M-1 ex-cop....and who knows how many bullet holes are in that pickup!

    This ex-cop is now becoming a hero to many as Facebook fan pages are popping up all over the place. That's not good. But neither is LAPD's response.

    Meanwhile - Perfect timing eh?

    California Announces Semi-Auto Confiscation Plan

    2/08/2013 02:03:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    .....How come the Union is only looking for a 2 year contract?.....

    Because we already blew one year by not getting that letter in on time from last year to start negotions last summer.

    Thanks FOP.

    2/08/2013 02:03:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Chalkie, Your mission should you decide to accept it.....

    2/08/2013 02:08:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It is almost a 100% certainty that we'll be reading about Jesus Castaneda right after he meets up with the real Jesus Christ within the next 5 years.

    2/08/2013 12:09:00 AM
    -------

    He doesn't sound like the kind of kid who will meet Jesus. Maybe St. Peter (Gods bouncer), but he probably won't make it through the screening process to Jesus. Not judging, just observing.

    2/08/2013 02:34:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Now there's a young man of conviction.

    2/08/2013 03:50:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Shit. 30 arrests by 15? My kids have got some catching up to do!!

    2/08/2013 04:04:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I agree %100. An the next time we hear about him his family will be saying that he was a good kid, honor roll, never in trouble with the law, turning his life around & didn't deserve to die.

    If only we had a CCW law in effect when this POS robbed this guy he could of saved the tax payers a lot of money.

    2/08/2013 04:40:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    OT: WASHINGTON (AP) — District of Columbia prosecutors received scores of emails from citizens upset because NBC television journalist David Gregory was not criminally charged for displaying a high-capacity ammunition magazine on his "Meet the Press" show.

    Prosecutors received roughly 50 emails demanding that Gregory be charged, plus more than 150 others expressing outrage in the days after officials decided to not prosecute him. The Associated Press obtained the messages through a public records request.

    The emails were sent by people from around the country, including some self-identified gun owners and Second Amendment supporters, who accused prosecutors of hypocritically and unevenly enforcing D.C.'s strict gun laws and of giving Gregory preferential treatment.

    http://news.yahoo.com/emails-decision-nbc-host-stirred-response-203721731.html

    2/08/2013 05:41:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hmmmm... these ''kids'' keep throwin in the towel younger and younger. lets blame the tea party!

    2/08/2013 05:43:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Bet someone like this will be arrested in Hadiya Pendleton's murder. The we can listen, two, three or four years later, to them self-centeredly beg for another chance. C'mon!!!

    2/08/2013 06:04:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    stop gun violence the communist way , take guns from law abiding citizens . it works , look at murder rate in chicago , only guns owned by criminals are used in murders . good job shortshankls , ballerina boy and potato head .
    no death penalty in illinois , thank you mr potato head .

    2/08/2013 06:26:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    We can only hope hope he meets Chalkie without issue.

    2/08/2013 07:19:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Just in,Ald Burke has banned all Basketballs,indor,outdoor,leather,
    rubber,nerf etc.He states that archery is the sport of the future.

    2/08/2013 08:29:00 PM  
    Anonymous Little Jim said...

    Well said, Randy. However, Herbie had no-thing to do with no ga-angs!

    2/08/2013 11:54:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    @ 26th/Cal a few days ago, parole breaker/major drug addict/career criminal was given choice by judge DC-boot camp+cook county coroner's office community service or parole...if he broke parole, he could be sentenced to up to 15 years. guess what he chose based on Judge's "menu" and got? guess what his 3 family members sitting up front tried to change judge's decision to AFTER THE FACT, knowing the asshole would break parole AGAIN/wouldn't complete community service/was "un-reformable" to the point that he would likely do worse left out on streets, once again...all I can say is, God help his next victim, in all certainty, there will be a next victim of this ghetto by-product.

    2/08/2013 11:54:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    We can only hope hope he meets Chalkie without issue.

    2/08/2013 07:19:00 PM




    i have no issues.

    i have only purpose.





    Chalkie

    2/09/2013 01:17:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Chalkie, Your mission should you decide to accept it.....

    2/08/2013 02:08:00 PM




    ....has a high probability of success.





    Chalkie

    2/09/2013 01:19:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    .....How come the Union is only looking for a 2 year contract?.....

    Because we already blew one year by not getting that letter in on time from last year to start negotions last summer.

    Thanks FOP.

    2/08/2013 02:03:00 PM



    when is the next mayoral election?

    2/09/2013 01:21:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Too bad the "media" didnt dig any deeper into "lil rowdy" to find out that this little creep already has a kid of his own to carry on family traditions

    2/09/2013 10:58:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anon said:

    when is the next mayoral election?

    I say not fucking soon enough.

    We will probably get another crying douchebag who like his predessecor will only give a fuck about himself. The kids, obviously, fuck the kids. Now line my pockets or no more contracts for you

    2/09/2013 12:30:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Thank you cook county judges!

    2/09/2013 01:51:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    PEOPLE PEOPLE...do your research. HE's charged as an adult not a juvenile!!! he's sitting in the county on a 250,000-bond. So, he's not going anywhere!!!!

    2/09/2013 07:08:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I always thought my name was Jesus. Anytime my mother was pissed at me she would yell "Jesus!" Then when my father came home he would smack the bejesus out of me.

    2/10/2013 10:15:00 PM  

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