Rahm is EVERYWHERE!
Never let it be said that Rahm wasn't a hands-on administrator and a caring kind of guy:
You can see him checking the name of the recently deceased against the voter rolls at each location. That's how he shows he cares.
(Thanks to the unnamed e-mailer who sent us these.)
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
54 Comments:
There is no crime wave in Chicago.
Absolutely none. If there was Rich Miller and the liberals at Capitol Fax would not be steadfastly ignoring it.
BBBWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
>COUGH! COUGH-COUGH!<
>Harrump and Ahem...<
(aww, just fuckit already...) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ahhhh shit! That's funny!
More please, SCC!
Bwahahahahahahaha! The one where he's in front of the covered body is hilarious! Oh man..that made my nite
Someone please make one of him standing in front of that plane that crashed a few years back where that female sgt posed in front of. Those pictures used to crack me up!
..DEAD, DEAD, DEAD I guess.
Just like at the campaign celebration dinner where they all laughed and laughed and Rahm acted like a mobster.
Oh Gawd!!!! I just spit coffee out of my nose. I can't see through the tears. Gotta go take a leak before I piss my pants!!! That's some really funny shit!!!!!
area south det shows up at scene "officer can I get name star and OH Mr mayor you got my body? thanks.
I like the color coordination. blue stripe on car, body cover, tie. very nice.
Thank God that even though dead, these loyal democRATS will continue to vote democRAT well into the future, insuring Rahm a job at the public teat for years to come.
Must be photoshopped, otherwise you wouldn't see him behind his bodyguards.
Oh Sgt Hitney where are you and that Boeing 737?
You know...this could be like a "Where's Waldo" kinda thing...
"Where's Tiny"?
OMG!
I just figured it out. Rahm is Chalkie!
Mash up Rahm and Chris hitney, that would be funny.
Hahahahah Rahm IS everywhere!! Saw him the other day on 79th and halstead hanging with the crew..
Chalkie unmasked.
Body? What body? I don't see a body, that would mean someone was murdered, and I'm reading this article that McNewStrategy sez' homicides are down 49%.
Flat Rhamley says "never let a crisis go to waste."
Outstanding!
flat Rahm? He's everywhere
White before Memorial Day? BOLD
HILARIOUS! Just as funny as that Sgt broad at Midway
Those photoshops are great. Keep it up SCC! Ha, ha, ha.
I think if you look hard enough you might find a photo of the Mayor reading his paper next to a crashed plane at Midway airport. It was a few years ago but I am sure I saw it.
he looks a little bit like mayhem from the auto insurance commercials--- remember, it's all about the children...
He's reading the daily racing form. He's feeling lucky, there's a horse runing in the fifth race called Chalkie's Choice. Even the Mayor bets with the odds.
I bet Sgt Hitney thinks this is hilarious.
hahahahahah
love it
MORE!!!!
OMG!
I just figured it out. Rahm is Chalkie!
4/04/2013 04:06:00 AM
in his wet dreams.
Chalkie
OMG those are funny! I think since Rahm is behind this tragedy of a department and a City, how about having the artist place him in the photo with other tragedies? On the ground in front of the Hindenburg? On the grassy knoll in Dallas in November 1963? I think Rahm should be seen everywhere!
He makes me think of one of my favorite movies
"Is it safe?" "
And obviously for those two souls as well as over five hundred others last year the answer is:
"not it's not safe, it's very very dangerous"
For you youngsters watch the "Marathon Man" and you'll see a frightening resemblence to Rham and Zell
That was the best SCC, the best.
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, MAYOR!
Philly Fed study: Illinois one of just two contracting states
Over the past three months, the (coincident)indexes increased in 46 states, decreased in two (Illinois and Wyoming), and remained stable in two (Alaska and Alabama)
The coincident indexes combine four state-level indicators to summarize current economic conditions in a single statistic. The four state-level variables in each coincident index are nonfarm payroll employment, average hours worked in manufacturing, the unemployment rate, and wage and salary disbursements deflated by the consumer price index (U.S. city average). The trend for each state’s index is set to the trend of its gross domestic product (GDP), so long-term growth in the state’s index matches long-term growth in its GDP.
Since The Raccoon has given up on DC and is retrenching here, starting to paint his name on everything, the second spectacular photo should be the official City Of Chicago greeting billboard --
WELCOME TO CHICAGO
...and across the bottom...
RAHM EMANUEL, MAYOR
Simple statement of fact + artistic license/political satire.
Anyone could put this up.
Hint hint.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha!
Well done!
Rahm CAN levitate above a dead body. What a guy.
I like that fat thing in the background of the second photo. Gray "SECURITY" T-shirt.
We can tell.
Its like FLAT STANLEY tours the City.
Is he reading the want-ads?
Good shit SCC.The tie matches the body bags, and 9.5 looks like he's wearing a lab coat like Quincy ME.
Nice.
Rham doesn't even let his kids go to public schools or play in local parks, I should know I am his neighbor, he has no faith in the quality of safe life in the City of Chicago, what a joke!!! But, people keep voting for him very stupidly.
Bad raincoat.
Anonymous said...
he looks a little bit like mayhem from the auto insurance commercials--- remember, it's all about the children...
4/04/2013 08:48:00 AM
Yeah, did you see the headline on the Sun Times today? Sounded a little sarcastic to me. 'It's about the children'?
He's in the crime scene I hope you wrote up a contact card.
AWESOME!
DA PELON!
Hahaha so now the fascist state that has no money and whose jails are already overcrowed is gonna jail people under quality of life violations such as gambling and drinking.
Have at it hoss.
Punish your taxpayers that are already living on the edge with more tax increases to jail people at $143/day for gambling.
See how well it improves the quality of life of the part-time min-wage WalMart workers that are barely a part of YOUR society.
Chicago is dragging the enconomy of the entire state right down the tubes.
** BAM ** right over the edge!
Talk about putting targets right on the kids backs!
If I understand this public school plan right Rahm is going to buy Ipads for all the children?
Then we are going to make them walk thru various gang turfs. Are you out of your ever-lovin mind?!
We hope they are bullet proof and if the kids are not allowed to take them home then the school becomes a target larger than the local cell phone store doesn't it?
But we know there's no demand in that. You never hear of someone robbin' a cell phone store. Am I right? Am I Right? heh.
Going to be interesting.
Run with this SCC. Make the picture of this twit go global.
make a cardboard cut out with dead bosy for the tourists
Did I see rahm in North Korea with that little Korean dude?
Anonymous said...
Did I see rahm in North Korea with that little Korean dude?
4/04/2013 08:59:00 PM
Could you imagine that meeting? You'd have to hold it in a stadium in order to fit those two egos. Which one of those two midgits is taller? Rahm with his raccoon eyes and KJU with his puffy face...maybe Dennis Rodman could mediate.
Does anyone have the photoshop capability to give Rahmmie kim jung UN's haircut & mao coat and I'll have that picture plastered all over the City. I think since He acts like a communist (allegedly) he should be dressed like one.
How about Rahm, and JJ Jr. in his SMART car?
Hahaha! these pictures are hilarious! This should be a weekly contest showing Chicago favorite throughout his wonderful city
Keep this going please, great job!
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