Sunday, July 28, 2013

No Apple Picking for You!

Let's see a few of these on Michigan Avenue:



Of course, this is one-on-one, but still amusing as hell.

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42 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare that woman stand up for herself and take back her property !!
I want her arrested for assaulting that man at once!!!!
Murder Mayor

7/28/2013 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fuck! That is one bad bitch!

7/28/2013 12:56:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Maybe the asshole will think twice about stealing someone's phone in the future when he remembers the pain.

7/28/2013 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anita would have charged the woman with aggravated battery( public place)

7/28/2013 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, that looks fake.

7/28/2013 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who needs a gun when you are a ball kicker!!!!!!!!!!!

Love it!

7/28/2013 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that is one tough woman! She should apply for the CPD. Of course, she's probably smart too and wouldn't want to take a job where all the benefits are being stolen by TD-9.5 and the crooked Dem. machine.

7/28/2013 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right, That was staged!

7/28/2013 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she did that in Chicago the ASA's and Reverends would be looking to charge the female for battery! Thats how fucked this city is!!!

7/28/2013 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was staged.

7/28/2013 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually that was the little girl that almost out fought ex-officer abate. She can handle herself pretty good.

7/28/2013 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she did an eye jab. At the end the bad buy is cupping his eyes. Good for her.

Also on a side note, how many officers can defend themselves? Just think about that one.

7/28/2013 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit video but nice idea.

7/28/2013 07:33:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Godless Commie.

7/28/2013 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope the injury is long lasting, like not being able to procreate.

7/28/2013 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently this thief was not aware that there is a "stand your ground" law in Mother Russia.

7/28/2013 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would not happen in chicago mass transit. 3W seargents ride three deep and are ready to tell the dispatcher to flip it to the zone.

7/28/2013 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does a white guy know about apple picking? Amateur!

7/28/2013 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

58That was great! Too bad we don't have more people like her walking around Chicago! Luckily the offender was white, otherwise if she were in Florida she would be on trial for attempted murder. I'm sure he just wanted to "borrow" her phone for minute, right? Wonder how they classified this crime- here they would call it a theft, even though it should be a robbery.

7/28/2013 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She got him where it counts!!

--No Cop Here

7/28/2013 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best part, this was in Russia! Socialist Russia, where the government protects you. Here she would be prosecuted for battery to the poor thief.
-99% Outraged-

7/28/2013 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what the teens, youths, whatever you're allowed to call them need to have done to them.

7/28/2013 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 12.37am---there are many who would want just that. They want victims to lie down and take it from the predators.

George Zimmerman fought back and look what he got for his troubles.

I do like how Zimmerman's brother stated that Trayvon's so called parents might have a Pandora's box opened if they decide to sue. All the excluded evidence will be allowed in civil court--the fightings, the crimes, the school suspensions, the drug usual, the "thug style pictures" etc.

7/28/2013 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a LEO friend tells me the the street urchins are now throwing their ill gotten gains into a waiting car window. The car speeds away and the snatcher 'didn't take nothin'.

7/28/2013 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is like Zimmerman getting his head pounded into the concrete sidewalk and that bitch Trayvon Martin at the last second taking one in the chest. Isn't it???? LOL

7/28/2013 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I **LOVE** this. Grabs him, punches him, kicks him in the balls, punches him some more, then grabs her stuff and leaves...

Gotta love all the other passersby - "not my business, just keep walking"... esp that lady standing in the doorway...

The only thing that would have been better is if she would have stomped on his nuts for another 3 or 4 times... just to drive home the point that stealing is bad!

7/28/2013 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Phil McKreviss said...

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7/28/2013 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

troll: very nice indeed. A few kicks in the face would be nice to so he has battle damage. Something to remember her by. Again, you always love a good story that ends with the good guys (or gals) winning.

7/28/2013 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want her for a partner!!

7/28/2013 07:20:00 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

Don't mess with a girl when she is texting the future mayor of New York!

7/28/2013 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love how she uses her bag to defect his blows, then kicks him in the nuts, poke his eyes as he falls, and the kicks him so hard in the chest that she flies into the wall... as he falls down you see him holding onto the phone, it eventually falls out of his hand, and she picks up her bag and runs off...

the only thing that would have been better would be stomping on his nuts a few more times, or stomping on his kneecaps...

but still... good show... 9.0

7/28/2013 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That looks phony to me.

7/28/2013 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Soviet Russia, the victim strong arms you!

7/28/2013 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of you experts that say it looks phony should try getting into an MMA class. I can say with over twenty-five years experience teaching that it looked legit.

7/29/2013 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our thugs are too cowardly to operate outside of the pack.

7/29/2013 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would that be considered as time served?

I bet he regrets casually walking away with his back to her. If you're lazy or shortsighted to run after a robbery...sheesh

7/29/2013 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is like Zimmerman getting his head pounded into the concrete sidewalk and that bitch Trayvon Martin at the last second taking one in the chest. Isn't it???? LOL

7/28/2013 01:51:00 PM

Are you as much of a punk as you sound like via internet? You know...a slew of juvenile arrests and contacts but not so much with men your own age? You sound like a coward.

7/29/2013 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake.... She knew he was comin.

7/29/2013 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME U go girl

7/29/2013 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks staged.

7/29/2013 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well choreographed, but fake. Hard to really tell when stop-motion viewing, but couple of serious red flags. If you’ve studied any spinal reflex stuff (think Larkin) or seen actual folks get smashed in the bean bag – you’d know this was crap at the first alleged injury. His arms go up in an “I surrender” pose after dropping to his knees. I’ve taken shot to the nards, and you grab em, double over, and hit dirt hunched. You don’t pose for the camera and then freeze while your attacker Jet Li’s your ass. No shot to the peach would drop him to his knees, leaving him upright like that.

Same with the alleged kick to the throat or side of head as a “finishing move”. He’s rolling around on the ground acting, and not seriously fucked having taken something into the side of his neck. Just grabs his eyes and pretends to have an ouchie.

Fake as shit. But a nice video.

7/29/2013 09:30:00 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

It may be fake but as Queen Elisabeth once said, "if it didn't happen, then it ought to have'!

A good line to tell the bad guy (at least here in Texas) is, "Are you Superman? You have better be cause you need to be faster than a speeding bullet."

7/30/2013 09:02:00 AM  

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