Thursday, July 25, 2013

There He Goes Again

Our favorite impersonator is back, this time on the north side, trying to put his former uniform collection together again:
  • Vincent Richardson, who made national headlines four years ago when he briefly was able to pass himself off as a police officer at only 14, has been busted again for pretending to be a Chicago cop, authorities said Wednesday.

    Despite his age, Richardson was so convincing in 2009 that he went on patrol with a real officer for more than five hours on the South Side. This time he didn't get past a clerk at a uniform store, authorities said.

    Richardson, now 19, was arrested Tuesday afternoon soon after he walked into the VCG Uniform store in the 5000 block of West Irving Park Road posing as an Englewood District officer, according to the Cook County state's attorney's office.
This part is funny as hell:
  • Richardson was arrested about 2:15 p.m. at the uniform store, police said.

    "I know what it's like to be one of you," Richardson told officers, according to police. "I respect you because I did it for a day chasing and helping people. My intentions are never to hurt people, just to help."
The Department continues to deny that this goof actually drove a squad car, pulled over traffic violators and got into a foot chase, claiming that he just rode along for five hours without incident.

IF he could have just waited until December, he might have been able to pass the entrance exam and make it legit - the background check probably would have missed all these little bumps in the road.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha .....gotta give this guy some credit, he was able to pull off his caper in front of some of our desk jockeys....hah hha

7/25/2013 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He never would have passed the psych test.

7/25/2013 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, the ASA's dicked around on this one. Didn't want to approve felony charges without talking to EVERYONE working in the store. What, the word of a decent, hardworking merchant isn't enough?!

7/25/2013 03:58:00 AM  
Blogger Rough&Tumble White Guy with a Basic Education said...

I still want to know who is the mental midget copper that rode around with this guy for 5 hours?

7/25/2013 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the big deal?
We have a pretend mayor, a pretend governor, a pretend super and pretend reverends all over the city.

7/25/2013 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'd easily pass the written test.

7/25/2013 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont count him out yet. If his juice is right you may be working for him in a few years.

7/25/2013 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since he has no relatives on the job and he has not been in the military Ladner would have no problem hiring him!

7/25/2013 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come J-Fled and McFailure have never been arrested for impersonating the police?
-Mike the cityworker

7/25/2013 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My money says he eventually makes the force, is promoted to white shirt in a few years and eventually Supt.

7/25/2013 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is obviously sharper then 25% of the goofs on this job. Start giving him some assignments to handle if he wants to be the police.

7/25/2013 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give the kid a gold star
considering our current command staff , he'd probably be a better leader

7/25/2013 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ccok county is a joke this would never happen in dupage county. anita is a goof

7/25/2013 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He never would have passed the psych test.

7/25/2013 03:56:00 AM

And our Exempt Staff would, PLEASE.

7/25/2013 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just deputize this kid already, hey the feds did it with the kid from the movie catch me if you can!

7/25/2013 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy worked harder when he "was on the job" than most of the coppers working Special Employment or the Reduction Program!

7/25/2013 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

One time this will backfire on him and he will meet Trayvon.

7/25/2013 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha .....gotta give this guy some credit, he was able to pull off his caper in front of some of our desk jockeys....hah hha

7/25/2013 12:57:00 AM

Relax guy, you are about the send the 011 district into an uproar.

7/25/2013 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give him a job already!!

We hired that 025 tact guy's kid that impersonated the DEA!!!

7/25/2013 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He never would have passed the psych test.

7/25/2013 03:56:00 AM

He might have passed the psych test with flying colors. Have you looked around the department lately?! lol

7/25/2013 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure he would have gotten hired. Look at some of the PO'S on this job already that make it through psych testing and an intensive background. We have some PO's that are only good for LOT SECURITY. It's a shame!

7/25/2013 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock this kid up and throw away the key before someone gets seriously hurt.

He already has a UUW CONVICTION.

7/25/2013 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Once again, the ASA's dicked around on this one..."

7/25/2013 03;56;00 AM

Ahh... There's the rub...

It won't be long before a Copper has to kill this kid or this kid ends up getting a Copper or a good citizen hurt really bad because CCSAO has fucked around, rolled loaded dice and turned over Jokers by the handful with their dicks and tits hanging out regarding this kid.

...And others.

>The sight and sound of the furious scurrying of shoes beneath the 12 inches shy of the floor stage curtain in the blooper reel of "CCSAO Show!"<

Siskel & Ebert: "A masterwork in dodged responsibility! A great set-up for Police to have to mitigate this bullshit at a later date!"

The shit-show is on a continuous loop...

First time...
Everybody laughed and only Coppers took the administrative licks while the kid got a "stern talking-to."

Second time...
Hot car? Slap on the wrist.

Everybody see where this is going?

UUW pinch?
O_o? o_O?

OK... Now this little misfit decides he likes to play with guns?

Fuck that noise...

We can see it now...

"Y'all didn't have to kill him! Y'all KNOW who he is and he ain't nevvah hurt NOBODY! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO TRAYVON! Now gimme some money and I'll go away..."

The poor Copper(s) will be sold down river for the usual Chicago political/media shits and giggles.

Egad... Policemen can spot potential peril from miles away.

The Police are the enemy...

The right people whose actual fuck giving could go a long way toward mitigating potential peril, actually don't give a fuck because it's only The Policeman who will be truly hurt at the end of the day.

Strip judges and state's attorneys of their immunity and bust them down to facing the same legal peril Policemen face.

99% of the dumb-shit the Cook County court system is famous for will disappear because EVERYBODY is now potentially on the hook for their assets.... Just like that poor slob of a Copper tasked with trying to manage a shit show that's not of his making but he'll end up taking the lick because, "Well, it's always been this way so suck it up, you knew it would be like this when you signed up, Cop."

7/25/2013 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Out of the car Motherfucker said...

Gerry McCarthy's Replacement!!!!

Like in the movie The Untouchables, "Who would claim to be that's not?"

7/25/2013 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a civilian in 018, and I'd feel safer with this kid walking a beat than I would with the "urban youth" that run around here. I admire his chutzpah.

7/25/2013 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""Just deputize this kid already, hey the feds did it with the kid from the movie catch me if you can!"""

Jody Weis?

7/25/2013 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm a civilian in 018, and I'd feel safer with this kid walking a beat than I would with the "urban youth" that run around here. I admire his chutzpah.

7/25/2013 08:51:00 PM
I'm a civilian in 018 and I think you are an absolute nut case. hutzpah schmutzpah. people posing as cops belong behind bars. go smoke another doobie, schlemiel.

7/26/2013 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When we start privatizing entire beats to some corporate/community partnership reform initiative, like a ceasefire/redbull/Englewood police department, he''ll probably be an fto.

7/26/2013 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a civilian in 018, and I'd feel safer with this kid walking a beat than I would with the "urban youth" that run around here. I admire his chutzpah.

7/25/2013 08:51:00 PM

Then you are what's wrong with this city. You probably vote straight Democrat on election day because they say the right thing even though they have bankrupted our city.

He is mentally ill. He is sick. He is not to be admired for that. He is to be feared. He will hurt someone some day if we do not stop him from doing what his mental illness tells him to do.

7/26/2013 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forgotten Love said;
Let him be the robin to the invrstigator's battman. They can be called Yhetti and little blueboy. Think of the crime they can solve. Political duress related crimes. Moral standing crimes. Crimes against males who don't dominate their wives. Crimes against women who are not subserviant. They could have a special vehicle made with little boyblue driving the big goof around the city calling all men to arms. Det Sasquatch can sit around writing instructional manuals on "how to treat your significant other, while maintaining control of the relationship. . Toodles Noodless

7/26/2013 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can he just fill in for this weekend i need a day off.

7/26/2013 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I need off too

7/27/2013 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How has nobody commented on the fact that this kid CURRENTLY holds a job with a security firm?

7/27/2013 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How has nobody commented on the fact that this kid CURRENTLY holds a job with a security firm?


7/27/2013 11:01:00 AM

He has a PERC card with a UUW ?

7/27/2013 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How has nobody commented on the fact that this kid CURRENTLY holds a job with a security firm?


7/27/2013 11:01:00 AM

He has a PERC card with a UUW ?

7/27/2013 03:52:00 PM

There you go, assuming again. He may have been answering phones, for all we know.

7/28/2013 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give this kid a job already. I'd be happy to train him.

8/03/2013 02:01:00 AM  

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