I'm Tax Exempt
- Nahshon Shelton didn’t want to pay the 22-cent tax on his $1.79 two-liter of Pepsi on Saturday afternoon, Chicago Police said.
So he allegedly pulled a blue-steel Intratec .22-caliber submachine gun out of his Gucci satchel inside the convenience store in the 4000 block of West Madison Street where they tried to make him pay it — and he threatened to kill everyone there, a prosecutor said.
This “is my neighborhood, I’m tax exempt!” he would later allegedly tell the cops. “Man, you know what, I’ll keep it real. I had to put them in their place.”
Because gangsters always carry their heaters in Gucci satchels. How much do you think he paid in taxes on the Gucci?
He did get one thing right in a manner of speaking though - he's definitely a tax drain. We doubt he's paid anything near what he's managed to drain in his 36-year existence.
He did get one thing right in a manner of speaking though - he's definitely a tax drain. We doubt he's paid anything near what he's managed to drain in his 36-year existence.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
71 Comments:
Hes a member of the Soda Party.
An irate and indignant citizen, who is tired of high taxes. We may be seeing more of this in the future.
Did he go to the fast food joint and complain his sandwich didn't look like the one in the picture?
Then his machine gun went off ala Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
How much tax did 9.5 pay on his wall street windfall ?
Gangsters of a feather. ...
TAXES! On that Gucci?!?!
That man purse was made by 11 year olds in a mud floor hut on a dirt road in Bangladesh!
Same with his snakeskin shoes.
It's about time citizens started revolting over the taxes. An armed revolt just makes for a bigger anti-tax statement.
"Gucci satchel."
Now you know where all the s__t ripped off on Michigan Avenue is ending up.
Good that po folks can be strappin in style...
Probably not a "submachine gun," though.
Good morning Larry Potash and the gaggling morning news team at WGN. Report the story on Nahshon Shelton. I demand it.
What tickles me the most is that these tax subsidized individuals hate paying taxes more than we do. They are on the government teet sucking as hard as they can and won't give a nickle back.
The extra tax ( 13.25%, and only in the City of Chicago) ) on sugary drinks, which applies to Gatorade as well, by the way. Was to provide free dental services for children in poorer areas. Like the area near Ohio & Cicero where this ass hole is from
Hey "Crime" doesn't pay... so yeah, he's right...
Tax exempt? LOL A wanna be rapper reverend?
"I'm Tax Exempt!"
And there you have it SCC...
Entire swaths of this city in which the inhabitants hold this "truth" to be self evident.
"Fuck y'all an' y'all judy o' christian work ethic an shit! We tax free an y'all gots to work an' pay taxes to support US only! Obama said so! Or else we gonna be mad an' shit an' light this bitch on fire!"
TRIFE LIFE!
There's not one single ass living or dead who can convince us that the intentional elevation of these willfully "ignant" mouth breathers over the people who drag a half dead ass to work everyday isn't by intentional design.
Note when Rahm was first making noise about running for mayor, the first thing he did was pick a very unnecessary fight with Police and Fire.
The rest of what's left of Chicago's middle class actually cheered and threw confetti, not realizing or caring that they too were on Rahm's list for being busted down to serfdom and stripped of any tangible benefit of being a taxpayer in this city.
You exist only to pay Rahm's punitive and regressive fees, fines, snatch-backs and jackpots to keep the Catered To Constituency from putting Chicago to the torch... They're burning this city by fleeing their over-Policed breeding grounds and spreading to areas where they know the Police AREN'T!
THAT is where M/Fers are going to get up in the house with you and "visitate" with people who haven't the slightest inkling of the Devils who stride this city like dick swinging natural men who are indeed masters of ALL they fucking survey.
"You guys are just full of hate and anger because it isn't 1960 anymore! Get over it you old Cops! Your day is gone!"
Rahm Emanuel has destroyed this city and he KNOWS IT!
For a smart North-Shore M/Fer, he has NO answer for this fast rising tide of dystopia other that trying to convince everybody it's the "greedy cops fault."
Useful idiot Rauner is running on that bad and faulty premise.
Only the dedicated Police haters believe that?
>PFFFFT!<
Please... It seems like every soul living and dead has bought into that eye-watering crazy.
We wonder if it was worth it...
Why not just make all these "tax exempt" motherfuckers the guardians of this fucking
Potemkin Village set on a cemetery dug out of a
fetid-assed swamp...
Grim Grinners percolating out of the ground while Rahm is busy getting his financial freak on in the sublime environs and rarified airs where the North Shore and Gold Coast Cocktail Party/Political Fundraiser/Phony Charity/High-Velocity Corporate Money Conjurer types laugh down their dicks about how their plan of beating the shit out of the taxpayers with these tax exempt motherfuckers is working beyond their wildest dreams...
The Police are the enemy, right?
Viva Hate...
RANT: on/(OFF)
A sense of entitlement, a complete lack of desire to work, and complete confidence that the Government will take care of all his needs brought to you by the Progress Klan. I bring you the new slavery, willingly accepted by it's victims.
Teach a man to fish and all that....
"Because gangsters always carry their heaters in Gucci satchels."
Slow down a bit, SCC. You're gonna confuse all the hairgels using terms like "heaters". "Roscoe", " Dump Pouch" and "Wheel Gun" are equally as dumbfounding to todays CPD know-it-alls.
Like his idea taking a stand, but then again he never paid any taxes just took from us the hard working taxpayers, bet he gets no jail time with the weak crook county judicial system, unless your a copper who gets in minor shit then the sentence is long and all over liberal media! 1 more year then Tennessee for me the law there is more evenly metered! Taxes are much less, the budget is always in the black wonder how they do it?
SCC I don't see the issue? Free Speech rules. (sarcasm)
Sub machine gun? Does he have a federal NFA tax stamp for that weapon? How can he conceal and carry without taking the class and get certified? I don't understand. ...
don't his LINK card cover all dat taxes shizzz?
straw that broke camels back!
4:52 AM
Well Said
He be right. He sposed' to get tax money, NOT pay tax.
"An irate and indignant citizen, who is tired of high taxes. We may be seeing more of this in the future."
4/14/2014 12:13:00 AM
"It's about time citizens started revolting over the taxes. An armed revolt just makes for a bigger anti-tax statement."
4/14/2014 12:23:00 AM
Agreed. You both deserve to be shot dead while you're trying to pick up a gallon of milk.
It is ridiculous to dignify a brainless, homicidal idiot as a "citizen," and threatening to kill everyone in a convenience store is not a "revolt."
Now don your "FREE NAHSHON X. SHELTON!" T-shirts and let's have a chorus of "Power To The People, Right On!"
Got the account for his "defense fund" set up yet?
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"Did he go to the fast food joint and complain his sandwich didn't look like the one in the picture?"
4/14/2014 12:16:00 AM
There was one once who started an altercation in a McDonald's because his French fries "were not the ORIGINAL recipe..."
The police eventually came and made him go away.
That wasn't a "revolt" either.
I wonder if the Gucci came from the big Michigan Avenue theft?
....except that Shelton isn't a gang member, he's a Tea Party, 2nd Amendment guy....you know, the one that are causing all the problems.
I also understand that Shelton screamed, "dis be an act of civil disobedience over exorbitant taxes imposed upon the struggling working class, mutha__cka. Ain't you read no Thomas Paine, you dumb b___tch?!!"
somebody check today's Suntimes....more missing files?
Lol, that "gucci" satchel probably came from a ways down Madison, off Pulaski. Bought off some dopefiend or chinese re-seller for 35 bucks... But I'm sure they don't also charge taxes lol.
He's right
Submachine gun? Makes me wonder if his bag had a "G" on it because he got it from a guy named George.
He is a fool. and a dangerous one, glad he was (apparently - or more lousy reporting?) taken in without gunplay. Good work.
Let's face it they ALL are tax exempt!
dude was made they were out of nuite train wild goose gin.
The REAL question is where did he find 22 ammo!?!?!?
"It's a satchel, not a purse."
If he was white and tea party, this would be national news. Top story.
His Intra-tec wasn't a sub-machine gun and his bag was a Gucci knockoff.
Maybe this disenfranchised inner city youth may be onto something. Maybe he is a conscientious objector to funding failed public schools, providing funding to crime syndicate like political leaders, perpetuating the record people of color unemployment in inner cities across the nation, everyday economic despair not hope and lies that crime is down in his hood. Kinda like what’s happening in all of the nation’s democrat controlled inner cities. If you lived in a crime mecca in the city of the nation’s highest office holder, wouldn’t you pack heat? I think this fella should be known forever as 22 Cent. He was just keeping what belongs to the rightful owner.
We need a national sales tax, that way all these mutts living in the underground economy collecting welfare and selling drugs will pay. No matter how you pay especially with cash, the govt gets revenue. National debt cleared up in less than 10 years.
Lay down your Intratec and get up on the Internet!
Is that concealed carry? I hope he had a permit, oh I forgot he is exempt from that..Criminal
When the least informed amongst us understand the concept of taxation without representation, there is Hope! I’m sure Nahshon would rather be pulled in the cart than pulling the cart. It’s the money, its all about the money. Gucci man purse satchel in the ghetto toted around by a strapped new jack gansta. Why this is a new one. Talk about metro sexual hard core gangstas keeping it real. Is this the transformation which we told of? Damn, even the ghetto is getting sissified
Semi-auto pistol is not a submachinegun.
Maybe this brotha don’t want to participate in this economic system. No job, no work everyday, hustling just to stay alive and doing what it takes to make ends meet. Maybe he’s fed up realizing he is Taxed Enough Already. I sure he feels the government gives and then takes it all away legally just like all those stick up men. We responsible everyday nine to five taxpayers feel your pain. Not the gun stuff, but the taxes.
You can bet he "bought" that Gucci bag tax exempt too.
Funny you should mention this, I just paid my taxes today.
Hmmmm. Hmm..
HMMMMM
The guy is obviously a low-life moron. Now he's going to cost us even more money each year, but it's a price I'm willing to pay to know that there will be one less low-life moron on the streets.
But why does the media have to hype up the story and claim he brandished a submachine gun?!?! That P.O.S. Intratec is nothing more than a cheap, semi-functioning, .22 pistol.
This no good MF is already a drain on taxpayers. He no doubt gets food stamps, welfare benefits, and contributes nothing to society, except his criminal behavior.
I'd gladly pay the soda tax for him if he would get sterilized so that he is incapable of reproducing
"He's right"
4/14/2014 09:52:00 AM
"We responsible everyday nine to five taxpayers feel your pain."
4/14/2014 01:46:00 PM
Agreed. You two also deserve to be shot to death in some crappy store over 22 cents.
It's not a purse! It's EUROPEAN!
Tax exempt?
Just intelligence exempt.
Uh-Huh...
Slick, fast and greasy, squat to pee ("any and all things associated with the American Male ideal are to be destroyed...") nanny statists like Rahm, Sparkle-Farts aka "Himself" and others are chomping at the bit to take the Chicago experiment in fuckery and take it nation wide.
"Himself" is pissed at his former soul bro' Putin for putting the moves on the Ukraine that "Himself" desperately wants to use stateside since he can't push his agenda except through executive order.
Y'all genuflect on that funky shit while Homeland Security dries up domestic ammo production with multi billion round orders for they day "Himself" orders The Constitution uncased so that he may squat and shit on it while fools like Pelosi, Reed, Durbin et al applaud "This long overdue correction..."
The "enlightened" liberal is the most evil motherfucker to shit between two shoes... You can't even engage these fuckers in honest debate because so much of their argument is predicated on a series of bad fucking jokes being put over on the decent and upright people of this nation.
Circular logic.
Straw-man argumentation.
Slippery syntax.
Surreptitious and insidious movement to redefine words and definitions in order to hijack the narrative.
Kind of like what has happened here in Chicago...
The "smarter than everybody else" people from the Mayor's Office and the L.E. gypsies from New Yuck have changed, fucked with and fucked up the meanings and definitions of what a "crime" actually is so they can spin a narrative about how "crime" is down and present a false premise for the destruction of CPD so they can somehow remake it in their image.
Never you mind the hot lead, blood, brains, debris and shit flying around at ground level... That's for the wild-assed Blue Shirted churls to deal with.
We reckon the word "Patrolman" drives them crazy because it isn't a construct of their making... Overlaying that new yuck bullshit to eradicate anything that tied to the culture and cherished traditions that used to be CPD.
Meanwhile...
Rahm is making financial freaky-love on an upper floor and doesn't want to be bothered... He has a plan, just you wait and see... Thing is, when the covers are finally snatched back, it will already be too late.
That store didn't have the decal with the pistol inside the red circle with a line through it. If it did there would not have been any handguns allowed inside the place and Sanford would have had to stand outside.
He stupid anyway, most 2-liter soda costs $.99 in the hood. This idiot was paying too much at $1.79 anyway. That's why he should have shopped elsewhere.
Not going to bash him or i'd be a hypocrite. He has the right Idea-- some what. He just took it out on the wrong people.
"When people have nothing left to lose, they lose it"-Gerald Celente.
While it would be interesting if this guy were actually losing it over being taxed, it seems from his other remarks, it was probably more akin to some sort of social dominance thing that just happened to be over a tax.
It was a man bag!!!!
I'd be willing to bet he can't even spell exempt.
Anonymous said...
That store didn't have the decal with the pistol inside the red circle with a line through it. If it did there would not have been any handguns allowed inside the place and Sanford would have had to stand outside.
4/14/2014 05:43:00 PM
THREAD WINNER
Then the MAN said I had to pay a special tax for my purple pop. So you know what I did? I THREW IT TO THE GROUND! I'm not part of your system!
Anonymous said...
"I also understand that Shelton screamed, "dis be an act of civil disobedience over exorbitant taxes imposed upon the struggling working class, mutha__cka. Ain't you read no Thomas Paine, you dumb b___tch?!!"
4/14/2014 08:22:00 AM
"Ah gots only one life to give and I gives it gladly to GET MY FREAK ON!
"WHOO!"
Hey, trendies! Throw rocks at the police! Light that pile of tires in the street! You wouldn't dare. So pop on RT TV and get off on watching some other paid $50/night "pro-Russian demonstrators" in Ukraine risk their lives doing it. Good money when there's not a lot of jobs around...
"FREE NAHSHON X. SHELTON!"
So when are we gonna see the Soda Pop Quilt hanging from the carefully-refinished rafters in some "recycled" "post-industrial performance space?"
You people -- you with the "interactive interpretive dance/play/reading exercises/teaching moments drawn from urban despair" -- are full of shit. You know who you are, too.
"Interactive interpretive dance of how do we get our government 'arts' grant again this year," more like.
Answered my own question. "How do you affluent, far-removed-from-everyday-reality wine-bar elitists work at things that are invariably nonproductive, at best useless, and at worst actively harmful -- and make so much fuckin money doing it?"
You with your "studios" and "projects" and "centers" suck off the misery of the poor worse than any rocks n blows crew on Independence Ave. At least the hardhead mfers are fulfilling a perceived immediate need -- which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for you.
"Postmoderns" with slitty little black glasses and raspberry streaks in their hair, on the other hand, are at the top of the list of "People You Wouldn't Miss After A Nuclear War."
Deal with it.
>>>Anonymous said...
We need a national sales tax, that way all these mutts living in the underground economy collecting welfare and selling drugs will pay. No matter how you pay especially with cash, the govt gets revenue. National debt cleared up in less than 10 years.
4/14/2014 12:10:00 PM<<<
Yeah... that really worked in countries like France and Greece with their V.A.T. (Value Added Tax) which is essentially a national sales tax.
No matter what you do, these Democrats will never be satisfied and will always demand more and more of our money. If you are one of the people with a job supporting those who don't, it is only going to get worse.
He is right about one thing that tax adds up to extortion. But the store owner is not to blame. He should have talked to his Alderman.
"While it would be interesting if this guy were actually losing it over being taxed, it seems from his other remarks, it was probably more akin to some sort of social dominance thing that just happened to be over a tax."
4/14/2014 07:42:00 PM
Probably "more akin" to being a mean-IQ 49, illegally armed, 6'3", 230-pound mental five-year-old of a repeat violent offender with Moderate Cognitive Delay and no impulse control whatsoever.
Big difference between "seems" in your mind and "is" on the street.
Since most of your psycho-diagnostic prognostication seems to come from behind a keyboard, I'd advise you to find North Avenue (1600 N.) on the city map, and WALK a few miles east up North from Austin (6000 W.)
Keep going east, no matter what you see or hear. Spirit of enlightened, open-minded inquiry, and all that.
"Interesting?" You will discover more "social dominance" than you ever previously imagined.
None of it will be in your favor.
Report back here within 72 hours with further observations.
Thank you.
"Not going to bash him or i'd be a hypocrite. He has the right Idea-- some what. He just took it out on the wrong people."
4/14/2014 07:33:00 PM
Agreed. Shooting anyone and everyone -- INCLUDING YOU -- who happens to be in a convenience store during a 22-cent dispute is "the right Idea [sic]."
We're glad that you won't be calling 911 screaming for help if you ever find yourself ducking behind a rack of potato chips and shi__ing your pants while some character with "developmental problems" lets go all over the place with a "submachine gun."
Don't be a "hypocrite." Just hang in there.
Thank you for checking in.
They wonder why policemen drink after work...believe me, it's not over you.
"We reckon the word "Patrolman" drives them crazy because it isn't a construct of their making..."
4/14/2014 05:23:00 PM
First thing they took off the new fall-apart stars...
I refuse to pay the soda tax too! I just don't drink soda anymore. Don't pay the water bottle tax either. Drink tap, or buy your bottled water in the suburbs.
...Rahm is making financial freaky-love
4/14/2014 05:23:00 PM
Well said
as my man 50 cents sings "get rich or die trying"
I for one can attest to how annoying it is to have $2 thinking it will come out to that exactly then BAM! You get hit with the $2.01 or $2.02 price for something thats $1.99
Agreed. Shooting anyone and everyone --INCLUDING YOU -- who happens to be in a convenience store during a 22-cent dispute is "the right Idea [sic]."
We're glad that you won't be calling 911 screaming for help if you ever find yourself ducking behind a rack of potato chips and shi__ing your pants while some character with "developmental problems" lets go all over the place with a "submachine gun."
Don't be a "hypocrite." Just hang in there.
Thank you for checking in.
They wonder why policemen drink after work...believe me, it's not over you.
4/15/2014 05:37:00 AM
I say this with the utmost respect: HAHAHA! it's so cute that you assume I even call CPD you little bugger you! To wait an hour for police assistance then attempt to be persuaded to either not file a report, why bother? If that's what what my tax money is being spent on and causes you to drink, more power to you, officer. I carry, even before I was "allowed" to. Speaking of tax money, since I know you will mention this. No, I also don't give a rats ass that 10 cents of my paycheck everyday pays for some hood to eat with food stamps. America would find use for that money regardless.
FYI
"This guy has the right idea", i.e. he's upset with taxes. "some what"= maybe he shouldn't be shoving guns in peoples faces. "he just took it out on the wrong people"= speaks for it's self.
youtube dave chappelle when keeping it real goes wrong! first go pee so not to wet your pants
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