Saturday, April 05, 2014

Openings Everywhere Again

Including the airports, but not 012, 015 or 024:
  • 001 - 5 bid openings
  • 002 - 4
  • 003 - 4
  • 004 - 4
  • 005 - 4
  • 006 - 4
  • 007 - 4
  • 008 - 5
  • 009 - 5
  • 010 - 4
  • 011 - 4
  • 014 - 2
  • 016 - 5
  • 017 - 5
  • 018 - 4
  • 019 -11 (something rotten here)
  • 020 - 4
  • 022 - 4
  • 025 - 5
  • 050 - 8
  • 051 - 4
Then there's Lieutenant bids, with one each in 002, 005, 011 and 022.

Sergeant Management moves - everywhere except 007, 011 and 012.

And Lieutenant Management spots in 16 different districts.

The management spots are in response to the classes in the Academy - shuffle the deck and then deal the new graduates to the undesirable south and west side spots.

The over/under for airport bid remains at 24 years.

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110 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 needs manpower badly! People with time on the job have been fleeing in large numbers and will again now with desirable districts to bid to. 019 has become a giant cluster fuck dealing with all the bars and drunken assholes on a daily basis. Then add Wrigley field with the drunks from the cubs games and it becomes a nightmare. With the merge the whole district has become one giant bar. There are close to 200 bars in the district. Theres also a lot of hospitals in 019 that you get stuck with BS on too. Cant blame people for leaving. Not fun.

4/05/2014 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

4/05/2014 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 openings in 019....let's see how many PAR forms are put in to get OUT of 019.

4/05/2014 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might take 24 years to get into the new 002.

4/05/2014 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets make everyone happy bid, especially before an election. The democratic way. Than for the next two to for years no movement. I'm glad they are finally letting us move. That doesn't make them nice people....

4/05/2014 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! 11 openings in 019?

They must've had A LOT of retirements but isn't Capt. "Blazing Mustache Of Death" gone?

4/05/2014 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought all the bad bosses moved out of 19 What gives? That place a dump now? I know the savage has overrun wrigley, but 19 used to be a great place

4/05/2014 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're going to have to open a lot more spots for all the Detectives getting demoted!! Haha! I'm just jealous I never scored well enough to even get to that position!!

4/05/2014 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous 10yearSgt said...

Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally an opening in seven now i can go be the real police

4/05/2014 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 is full of idiot micro-managing stupervisors! No incentive to do anything, when you are looking over your shoulder and worry about getting thrown under the bus for political reasons! Supervisors are out to jam up coppers rather then help out coppers! 1970 comes to mind, fucking idiot!

4/05/2014 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's absolutely no help to be had on days in 019 when Uptown takes a shit and people have to respond to the various "Seven feet tall, 400 pounds, naked and off his meds and violent" calls...

If any white shirt were worth their salt, they'd be leaving a paper trail with the various state boards and licensing bodies to get these places closed for violating their charter...

It is NOT a Police function to respond to a call of unruly or even violent patients at these places.

They're supposed to have staff and security personnel on hand to deal with them.

Plus they're supposed to be TRAINED on how to restrain these unmedicated people.

Policemen are trained to HURT people who resist and fight back.

Fuck politically correct considerations.

And if a copper gets into a tangle, most supervisors will take on the role of "neutral observer" while the copper gets chewed on.

Kinda like the Inspectors of old who watched coppers fight with offenders then air-mail write ups for the rule infraction of the day to the officers unit of assignment.

It's survival time... Police like you have no friends.

4/05/2014 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...

Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice.

It's PURE seniority bid to get to the district. You are in Mgt pool though. Not a bid to district. Bosses don't get to pick. 10 yr sgt should be good in alot of places. do your research.

4/05/2014 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhh yea, I just got my Ranger pin in the mail. I'm gonna be so cool.

4/05/2014 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002 is a cake walk now. Cheack the clear page for arrest!

4/05/2014 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The drive to the "new 019" is one reason for the mass exodus. Driving to Wrigley Field everyday (the station is down the street from it) is a royal pain in the ass!!! Had they left the station at Belmont and Western you wouldn't have seen so many moves. If you left 005 at 11pm you might be able to get to 016 faster than leaving 019. Especially if it is Friday or Saturday night. You have to be very careful driving to avoid the drunks.

4/05/2014 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

Instead of whining on he blog, why don't you learn your contract or call the PBPA??
Bids will be out next period.

4/05/2014 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM -

Well Sergeant, read your contract, stupid. Every quarter there are bids for incumbent Sergeants. This is for MANAGEMENT picks when the new class comes out. 10 year Sgt, huh? Sounds like you shoulda been a PO for a bit longer to learn a few things.

4/05/2014 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19 = drunks, crackheads, drunks, shitbirds, drunks, robberies, drunks, assaults, drunks, and more shitbirds. Have fun when it gets warmer.

4/05/2014 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot- how are the bosses in 007? Thinking of bidding there as it's closer to home from where I work now..

4/05/2014 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

You can't be this stupid...have you actually read your contract?

4/05/2014 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM


I hope this was meant to be satire. PPO's don't deserve anything, especially what has been coming out of the academy the last 10 years.

4/05/2014 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Two words to the bitching P.O. In 019.

Boo hoo.

Try working in the real part of the city. You just might man up.

4/05/2014 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM

You are an idiot. You want me with time on the job to stay in my shitty district and not bid to 025 so a PPO can stay there?

4/05/2014 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quick question. What happens if the dept gets bids for all the good districts and not enough for say 007,005,etc. That would help the good districts, but lower the manpower at the bad ones.

4/05/2014 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could this have something to do with the PPO's from classes 18 months ago being assigned. Maybe offer senior officers a chance at good districts and assign the new PPO's the districts that are left.

4/05/2014 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

You passed the sgts. exam and interview? How can you grieve it if a management position is given to a person with less time. Thats the purpose of management spots,otherwise every assignment would be made by bids. Why do you think they have management 20% ,to put an old timer in a position he can bid for.
Wow and you are my boss.

4/05/2014 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 was a great place to work until the merge with 023 when everything east of Clark Street was picked up with Halsted(Boys Town), Wrigley Field(Drunks/Large crowds, parking nightmares)and the lakefront(Yuppies and Beefers)and Broadway(more bars to add to the mix.) The only time the old 019 was trouble was when the Cubs played night games or were lucky enough to make the playoffs.
Everything east of Clark, especially on the weekends is light trying to jam 1000lbs of shit into a 100lb bag.

4/05/2014 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh dang 008 is busy. Shouldn't have bid here!

4/05/2014 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL..... dont bid to 025? PPOs that deserve to stay? You must be one of those PPOs.

4/05/2014 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 019, it has nothing to do with the bars or the work load. Its all about the bosses and how certain misfits get taken care of routinely. Yep, many of us are tired of the bullshit, and getting out. See ya bitches.

4/05/2014 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....


Fair? After 10 years as a supervisor you cry about something not fair? Shit and I just ran out of kleenex.

/sarcasm

4/05/2014 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

I think u answered your own question. U come on here asking about grieving a management spot instead of calling the union - who would know exactly what u can or can't do. U don't seem like the most competent of bosses... especially with "10 years" as a sgt.

4/05/2014 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

Maybe ur that dick of a sgt that nobody wants to help out? You've had 10 years to prove yourself as a sgt and try to earn or bid ur way into places and nobody is willing to vouch for you.... Kinda says something doesn't it?

4/05/2014 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is in the new sgts contract. management moves for incumbent sgts 1st and then the new sgts will fill in the gaps from movements and the rest dealt as the dept decides.

4/05/2014 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM


10 year sgt. complaining CPD is not fair? Come on now, how about roller derby or pro wrestling? Easter bunny? Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus?

4/05/2014 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM

The ppo's can go work in the ghetto for all I care. They want to work somewhere nice then let them get some time on the job and they bid just like everyone else. I'm tired of these new guys coming on in the past 4 years thinking they're entitled to everything. Earn it. Everyone else before you had to work in shit areas or midnights when they first came on, why can't you?

4/05/2014 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
019 needs manpower badly! People with time on the job have been fleeing in large numbers and will again now with desirable districts to bid to. 019 has become a giant cluster fuck dealing with all the bars and drunken assholes on a daily basis. Then add Wrigley field with the drunks from the cubs games and it becomes a nightmare. With the merge the whole district has become one giant bar. There are close to 200 bars in the district. Theres also a lot of hospitals in 019 that you get stuck with BS on too. Cant blame people for leaving. Not fun.

4/05/2014 12:17:00 AM

The citizens are getting the shit knocked out of them every warm night, strong arm or armed robbery they could really use some good Police.

4/05/2014 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just A Citizen says: So Roscoe Village has been over taken by the cockroaches now? Creeping and crawling their way around, ruining neighborhoods, terrorizing people, murdering, slicing and dicing, shooting, robbing, etc. all the while working their way to the north side which is when, maybe, just maybe some serious action might be taken? Or will CCW take care of it by then? Until then, hang on everyone, cuz this summer is going to be a bumpy ride. And PS, "shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic" is one of the best lines I've read on here in awhile. Stay safe Officers.

4/05/2014 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the good folks over at Crime in Wrigleyville/Boystown 019 headcount is down 25% in the last few years. Why is it rotten to want to add more cops to a district that actually contributes to society, pays their taxes, etc....or did you mean something rotten in the department leadership??

Civilian question....

4/05/2014 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.


lmao, good one

4/05/2014 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 isn't the "same" since the merge, no matter what you say. Fantastic bosses on the 1st Watch, but combination of Wrigleyville, Boystown, and Belmont/Sheffield at night can be difficult to deal with at times. But could be a lot worse I guess.

4/05/2014 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I thought all the bad bosses moved out of 19 What gives? That place a dump now? I know the savage has overrun wrigley, but 19 used to be a great place

4/05/2014 01:25:00 AM

If you got time on the job it's not the place to be. Constant babysitting 1000's of druken kids. Breaking up bar brawls all night, sitting in hospitals with drunken non-sense, DUI accidents all over, shoplifters all day, Halsted St. BS, uptown shootings, etc. etc. Oh, Did I forget THE CUBS? The district is huge now and has a large population. One big pain in the ass! Many have left and will continue to.

4/05/2014 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh. If I were in Public Trans. I would start looking for a new home.

4/05/2014 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the person claiming to be a sergeant with time that doesn't want to be left out because of the 3 year "brown noser"....YOU BID ON THE MANAGEMENT SPOT. Wake up Sergeant. You are bidding on a management spot so you will get it by seniority. The Commander does not choose. Holy Fuck. Maybe you should just stay where you are.

4/05/2014 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unlimited overtime @ airports! Don't have to wear a vest either. Pancake holster with a snub. Also socks are an option. I can't wait!

4/05/2014 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....
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Hey 10 yr sgt did you happen to miss the last bid that just came out beginning of 2014. All kinds of nice spots. Maybe attend a meeting and know what goes on and what's to come since you're so worried. Then u would know bids wil be open here in another month. The are rebidding the entire city for sgts as part of the new contract to fill every opening in the city by years end. Welcome to 2014 10yr clueless sgt. Back to your hole


4/05/2014 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM

Fuck off.
They don't "Deserve" a fucking thing but the 1st and 16th.

It's this "I Deserve" attitude that is killing this Department.

Guess what numb-nuts, the DESERVE the spot when they have the highest seniority on that bid. It's called a Contract, look at it once and a while.

4/05/2014 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the merger of the 19th and 23rd districts, 019 is down about 155 officers. Rahm and McCarthy lied to the citizens of the 19th district about manpower and now it's coming back to bite them in the ass.

4/05/2014 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back all the P.O.'s that are detailed out of 019. There is a beat car waiting for you on midnights.

4/05/2014 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:26....

Sgt. bids will be done again in May, August, November.

Per the new contract, they must be done quarterly now.

4/05/2014 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 3:26 sgt. Why in the hell would you want to be a sgt!

4/05/2014 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

PBPA.

4/05/2014 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

4/05/2014 03:26:00 AM

I have your advice: Read your contract!

4/05/2014 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bring back all the P.O.'s that are detailed out of 019. There is a beat car waiting for you on midnights.

4/05/2014 01:24:00 PM

We all know who this post is coming from. Same 019th district sgt who has been blogging for 2 years straight. Learn to let go.

4/05/2014 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the proof needed that public transportation will be gone soon. Short officers and supervisors and no openings. Time to get off the train before it crashes.

4/05/2014 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe #1 704 guy should spend more time planing his retirement and less time dwelling on the future of P.T.S.?

4/05/2014 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bid to Midway is going to be 29/28 years. Not even close to 24. Not sure about Ohare, but I would bet no one hired after 86.

4/05/2014 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
to the person claiming to be a sergeant with time that doesn't want to be left out because of the 3 year "brown noser"....YOU BID ON THE MANAGEMENT SPOT. Wake up Sergeant. You are bidding on a management spot so you will get it by seniority. The Commander does not choose. Holy Fuck. Maybe you should just stay where you are.

4/05/2014 12:19:00 PM


Is there no end to the idiots now on this job? Management spots by definition are management's to do with as they please. You cannot bid on a management spot, seniority doesn't get a management spot.

4/05/2014 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Damn! 11 openings in 019?

They must've had A LOT of retirements but isn't Capt. "Blazing Mustache Of Death" gone?

4/05/2014 01:23:00 AM


You mean Captain Freddie Mercury? He's gone and so is his nitwit front office girlfriend. She went to 016. Right after he got launched, what a coincidence.

4/05/2014 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...
Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice....

Your a dumas, read your contract we have bid slots and management slots. they can fill the management with who they want. the bid slots are opened every quarter the aren't filling a slot you can bid for with the new contract

4/05/2014 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Coffee, tea, or me? I'm on my way to Midway. Come fly with me.

4/05/2014 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to put on my plastic Delta pilot wings on my vest. I was born for the airport.

4/05/2014 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This entire fiasco us out of control. I want to go to mass transit but there is no openings. Rumor is unit is being disbanded. My second choice is the airport but I only have 7 years on the job. I'm wasting my college education in patrol. I know I can make a difference in commuters lives and I've been collecting miniature electric trains for years. Remember Gomez from the Addams family. I'm more into it than he ever was. Da dada da da dada da

4/05/2014 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More unbelievable news out of mass transit. There was a near fist fight over the party that is going to be catered. My cousin Hector brought the brochures there. Everything was agreed upon except for one side. Officer A wanted the relish plate and Officer B wanted the fruit plate. Near donnybrook. The extra side was $12.00 more. You couldn't reach into to your pockets for $12.00 more. Of course these are 2 guys that eat at the hotels for free everyday.

4/05/2014 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Grand/Central Gremlin said...

Attention!!!!!

If you are thinking of bidding to 025 because you are a bustout, loser, misfit that no one likes in the district that you are currently working, please don't!!!

While it's true that 025 has an unsavory reputation, we do not tolerate mutants with poor people skills. Especially 'veteran' officers that think they know it all but spent their whole carreer in 17 or 20. Those that do bid here and can't follow the program will be fucked with. Fair warning bitches!!!!

4/05/2014 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it

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shut up ppo. enjoy 011 or 15 when your probation is up.. now wheres my par form..

4/05/2014 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 needs manpower badly! People with time on the job have been fleeing in large numbers and will again now with desirable districts to bid to. 019 has become a giant cluster fuck dealing with all the bars and drunken assholes on a daily basis. Then add Wrigley field with the drunks from the cubs games and it becomes a nightmare. With the merge the whole district has become one giant bar. There are close to 200 bars in the district. Theres also a lot of hospitals in 019 that you get stuck with BS on too. Cant blame people for leaving. Not fun


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yawwww, give me a break. come to 011, 006, 015, 007 or 008. enjoy the bar scene and be glad all you have to deal with is the drunk yuppies and occassional animals up there trying to fit in on clark street. nobody cares about your whining all the way up in 019.

4/05/2014 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Damn! 11 openings in 019?

They must've had A LOT of retirements but isn't Capt. "Blazing Mustache Of Death" gone?

4/05/2014 01:23:00 AM

The coward can be seen daily stomping into Area North in his Timberland boots and shorts to do pushups in the workout room with his mustache. After which he drives across the lot to the pumps, scares some gas into his company car just by scowling at the pump, and then travels to 16 to see his scraggly overly-catered-to gal pal.

4/05/2014 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

007 has beat bosses in the city. I would highly advise you to.bid there

4/06/2014 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are thinking of bidding to 025 because you are a bustout, loser, misfit that no one likes in the district that you are currently working, please don't!!!

025 rocks!

4/06/2014 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Hilarious!!!

Hilarious, but true.

4/06/2014 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it

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shut up ppo. enjoy 011 or 15 when your probation is up.. now wheres my par form..

HaHa, i know northsiders that want to work,that put to-froms in before probation ended to get to 11 and 15, and they still got sent as far as 4 and 5, i'd take 11 in a heartbeat (not afraid to work)would save me almost $200 a month in gas money !If you think getting sent to 11 or 15 would suck ,u obviously never worked the southside !
On another note to the people that make those decisions on where you go after probation how bout you take your head out of your ass and read a map or how bout throwing me a few extra bucks for the extra hour a day i spend in traffic along with gas money. GFY

4/06/2014 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 is the best district in the city. If you take away 3rd watch sgts, and 1st watch LT j.a.

4/06/2014 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's simple to those of U filling out a PAR form. If U'r thinking of writing in 019 do NOT do it!
I'm begging ya not to make a mistake that U'll regret. The W/C spent an hour signing PARs Saturday for Sunday.
Like mentioned above we may have had a malignant tumor removed(Iron Mike)but this place is poorly managed or even worse....managerial impotence.
U'r on U'r own up here. A MAJOR boss up here is the midnight W/S. The Lts can't stand up to her & it defies logic cuz she's so outranked.
Whatever, I'm trying to bounce & I'm not the only one....

4/06/2014 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't B dogging "Iron Mike." His head made the most incredible door stopper in the winter. In addition U could wipe U'r boots clean off that mustache.
I miss it.....
Can U imagine the 016 peeps w/that guy showing up there 2 C his girlfriend? Poor guys. They don't deserve that dude in their grills. What if MH doesn't like U? Does she tell like a 2nd grader so the peeps in 016 get written up or worse. The more he can fuck a copper it seems he really gets off on screwing people that R sworn to protect his cha cha chia mustache B4 they're very own life's.
When "Iron Mike" looks in the mirror it must hurt. He's been takin care of so long & always it had to goof w/the sense of self worth.

4/06/2014 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

",,,,Why are the Sgt opening all management?...."

to give district bid holders who have been detailed out for more than 90 days a new scam --since supposedly city/union will be making them give up bid spot...... (will they really land??--no the detail will just continue- but if they never get assigned to unit they can go to new district when it ends)

4/06/2014 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can U imagine having no seniority? These peeps w/less then 10 won't get anywhere but the less desirable districts or even worse.....019.
Oh there's so much to look at, eat, and patrolling the nice districts but it comes w/a price. Ull C the truly clouted in districts like these. Radio girl in 019 I've NEVER seen her in a squad car. When she must work it's the radio room otherwise she gets the inside spot up at the detail. Some young cat actually "Ma'amed" her. Can't blame him cuz U'd think she was actually a boss the way it's understood she doesn't work. All these types U'd have to C 2 believe R in the nice districts. Daddy's little girl go to Grand X'ing?
Shiiiiiiiit

4/06/2014 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell is the AMFN number?

4/06/2014 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

",,,,Why are the Sgt opening all management?...."

So all you sgt's are yes men/women..... Plain and simple.

4/06/2014 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm hearing 30-50 openings this summer at the airports.
Midway here I come!

4/06/2014 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous It's worth it said...

To the 3:26 sgt. Why in the hell would you want to be a sgt!

4/05/2014 02:13:00 PM
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What a dick.
How about to help, look out for, take care of and teach a younger PO like a sergeant once did for me, especially in the busier districts. Oh yeah, and for the $28,000 more I made as a patrolmen.

4/06/2014 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh. If I were in Public Trans. I would start looking for a new home.
Why? With the new special order that came out starting the 6th period (pilot program) P.O.'s assigned to PTS will be able to extend their tour by 3 hours a day (12 hours per week)for straight time. And be assigned to the trains only, apparently supervised by the on coming watch.

4/06/2014 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot- how are the bosses in 007? Thinking of bidding there as it's closer to home from where I work now..

4/05/2014 08:34:00 AM

Even though Leo is nuts, he is the real police and most importantly he won't hurt anybody.. His Xo Capt. Bubblehead is a stroke, and do not give him any money cause you will never see it again.. And that includes any money for any type of benefit because the person that it is supposedly benefitting will never see it either.. Most of the Lt.s., and Sgt.s are good people.. Lt. T.E. On third watch is really full of himself though. 1st watch scored a great Lt from the last class. Coppers there are great backing each other up..Overall great place to go.. Good luck..

4/06/2014 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe #1 704 guy should spend more time planing his retirement and less time dwelling on the future of P.T.S.?

4/05/2014 06:07:00 PM

Why cant you be quiet like your brother the canine guy.

4/06/2014 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 019, it has nothing to do with the bars or the work load. Its all about the bosses and how certain misfits get taken care of routinely. Yep, many of us are tired of the bullshit, and getting out. See ya bitches.

If that's the case, where the heck are you going to go? It's like that city wide.

4/06/2014 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the biggest problems in 019 is the micromanaging by numbers! The commander wants more contact cards and anov's, but totally disregards the traffic activities! Commander even went as far as telling a traffic car to stop writing traffic tickets! How stupid can he be! Its all about certain numbers and not about doing overall police work! Here is an idea for you Commander, if the copper is working, then leave him the hell alone, lest u wind up with zero activity! Explain that at your next cumfuck meeting with Mcstupid!

4/06/2014 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10yearSgt said...

Question?...Why are the Sgt opening all management? Why not bid openings?
I have enuff time to bid to a decent district with 10 years as a Sgt but with this mgmt crap, the C/O can pick a 3 year brown noser over me.
Thats not fair! Can we grieve these mgmt spots if a person with less time is chosen??
Please a little advice.

It's PURE seniority bid to get to the district. You are in Mgt pool though. Not a bid to district. Bosses don't get to pick. 10 yr sgt should be good in alot of places. do your research.

4/05/2014 06:57:00 AM

You're absolutely wrong. Know the difference between a bid order and a management order. This one is management only. The Sgt bid order will come out quarterly. So yes, a 3 year wonder sgt can get to a good district on a phone call. There's pros and cons to everything. Sometimes you open up a bid (in lets say 016) and all you get are old timers who are looking to retire. That's good for them but districts like 016 are changing thanks to the big police presence in districts like 025, 015, 011 and there is now a need for coppers and Sgts that still have some work left in them to protect the homefront.
Case in point, elderly lady around Hatlem and Northwest Highway hires a caretaker. He caretaker brings 4 mutts from 95/Wentworth to stay in the lady's house, drive her car eat her food and of course deal weed out in front. Problem taken care of thanks to some young coppers who still want to be the police.

-016 Ranger.

4/06/2014 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

007 has beat bosses in the city. I would highly advise you to.bid there

4/06/2014 12:15:00 AM

You only think that because you've never worked anywhere else. 007 flat out sucks. You only think it's great if you're wet behind the ears. Let me give you some advice. Never bid to 3,5,6 or 7.

4/06/2014 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If all you hard chargers who think 019 is a bunch of whiners want to come here and work, c'mon over. We can use more hard chargers, and the good citizens, yes even yuppies, most are grateful for what you do, and will tell you so. They deserve protection from the MANY predators that come here from the South or West sides, you will see. Bring your own leg shackles, they don't hve any at the desk, no beat tags, and you will be written up for no beat tag. Also, you will be 99 every day, and getting into your share of fights.

4/06/2014 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it

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shut up ppo. enjoy 011 or 15 when your probation is up.. now wheres my par form..

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The problem is they are not sending the new kids to 011 or 015. They are sending north siders to 003, 004 and 005. Makes no sense. Years ago if you lived north of Madison you went to 025, 015, 011 and 010. What they are doing now makes no sense. It would be like sending someone from Mt. Greenwood to 024. But, a bid is a bid so good luck to whoever wants to come to 025.

4/06/2014 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this city is utterly lost...the publics silence speaks volumes, you just don't care....they stay silent and keep voting these cocksucking liberal/socialist/politically correct and corrupt people into office. Hey citizens, wake the fuck up and speak up!!! WE can protect OURSELVES, you guys...your the sheep. there are not enough of us anymore, the city is falling, make some noise at city hall...or stay silent, and get whats coming...ignorance is not bliss.

4/06/2014 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
More unbelievable news out of mass transit. There was a near fist fight over the party that is going to be catered. My cousin Hector brought the brochures there. Everything was agreed upon except for one side. Officer A wanted the relish plate and Officer B wanted the fruit plate. Near donnybrook. The extra side was $12.00 more. You couldn't reach into to your pockets for $12.00 more. Of course these are 2 guys that eat at the hotels for free everyday.

4/05/2014 08:13:00 PM

Whiner.

4/06/2014 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohare is shit. Count on midnights and you'd better come in with something. Parkers, movers, contacts. If your not there on management your fucked.

Rest of your career on Mids. Enjoy. With a SGT following you around to boot.

4/06/2014 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen numb nuts mt greenwood recruits , 19th ward stays south . We carried rahm and obama.

4/06/2014 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

008 has gone down hill.

4/06/2014 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention!!!!!

If you are thinking of bidding to 025 because you are a bustout, loser, misfit that no one likes in the district that you are currently working, please don't!!!

While it's true that 025 has an unsavory reputation, we do not tolerate mutants with poor people skills. Especially 'veteran' officers that think they know it all but spent their whole carreer in 17 or 20. Those that do bid here and can't follow the program will be fucked with. Fair warning bitches!!!!

4/05/2014 08:40:00 PM

I think I'll bid to 025 so I can partner with you and learn a thing or two. I may not be able to keep up with you, but know that I'll be basking in the warm glow of your super copness that continuosly radiates from you.

4/06/2014 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the brain children bitching about ppo's possibly being sent to the south side, fuck off.

When they get some time they can bid out like everyone else. There are a bunch of good coppers in the Southside districts that wouldn't mind working closer to home also.

Most everyone wants to work closer to home and the guys with seniority have earned the ability to reap that reward.

4/07/2014 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it

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shut up ppo. enjoy 011 or 15 when your probation is up.. now wheres my par form..

**************************

The problem is they are not sending the new kids to 011 or 015. They are sending north siders to 003, 004 and 005. Makes no sense. Years ago if you lived north of Madison you went to 025, 015, 011 and 010. What they are doing now makes no sense. It would be like sending someone from Mt. Greenwood to 024. But, a bid is a bid so good luck to whoever wants to come to 025.

4/06/2014 12:57:00 PM

So just because a recruit has an apartment in 20 or 16 the department should assign them to 24 or 25.Give me a break n0body gave a shit about me and my classmates years ago when they sent us to the frontline and we had to learn fast.Nobody complained its called being at the bottom.Alot of northside districts have been quietly keeping ppo's for the last four years now they can't justify keeping them with the huge loss in manpower in the shitty districts.Good luck to all the gray hairs on the airport bid that's about the last unit left that's seniority based and not completely clout hack based.

4/07/2014 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
please don't bid to 025. we actually have some really good PPO's who want to stay here. Give them a chance, they deserve it.

4/05/2014 12:09:00 AM


Really? This a person actually clicked "publish you comment" after writing this? How about guys who live 15+ miles from their district, working for years in a place thats saturated with such negativity and nepotism, it could make the Dalai Lama turn to zoloft. And in spite of all that, still doing their best to make an arrest a day, code jobs, and be good back-up. And you want me to give someone probably named Moss a break who will probably end up just another dunce in a unit after his variety of phone calls. Is 025 the only district where they let the you smoke weed, or am I out of the loop. Hey PPO or whatever you are, cut your umbilical cord, change your diaper and be the police.

4/07/2014 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bid to 10. We are down 11 cars with no pools available. We can walk together down 26th St.

4/07/2014 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohare is shit. Count on midnights and you'd better come in with something. Parkers, movers, contacts. If your not there on management your fucked.

Rest of your career on Mids. Enjoy. With a SGT following you around to boot.

Holy shit, thats how bad it is to work at O'Hare where you get unlimited OT(only for 050 people,not rest of the department) midnights when the airport is closed basically 5 of your work hours. And to do this you have to do contact cards AND parkers. Contact cards and parkers, not arrests like the working districts, the fighting with the fools,CR's plus cards and parkers. Man, there should be a higher pay scale for O'Hare po's.

4/07/2014 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""""""Anonymous said...

Ohare is shit. Count on midnights and you'd better come in with something. Parkers, movers, contacts. If your not there on management your fucked.

Rest of your career on Mids. Enjoy. With a SGT following you around to boot.""""""

""""" Holy shit, thats how bad it is to work at O'Hare where you get unlimited OT(only for 050 people,not rest of the department) midnights when the airport is closed basically 5 of your work hours. And to do this you have to do contact cards AND parkers. Contact cards and parkers, not arrests like the working districts, the fighting with the fools,CR's plus cards and parkers. Man, there should be a higher pay scale for O'Hare po's. """"""""

Yeah, Yeah I know. The thing is to get others coppers to think its shit so THEY dont put in for it.

Jeez use your head.

4/08/2014 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riiiiiight.....all the Old timers who show the 'new guys' what it means to be the PO-lice deserve it all... The same dog asses that sit on jobs, sleep the whole shift, let people go into jobs ALONE while they sit in the car and chat on the phone.

PPO's might be a bit clueless at times but at least that haven't turned into YOU .

PPO's don't deserve anything, especially what has been coming out of the academy the last 10 years.

4/08/2014 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riiiiiight.....all the Old timers who show the 'new guys' what it means to be the PO-lice deserve it all... The same dog asses that sit on jobs, sleep the whole shift, let people go into jobs ALONE while they sit in the car and chat on the phone.

PPO's might be a bit clueless at times but at least they haven't turned into YOU .

PPO's don't deserve anything, especially what has been coming out of the academy the last 10 years.

4/08/2014 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything you hear about 019 is true nowadays. The same ones on medical all the time, the crying like girls if it's too busy, it's the busiest district in the city by far. If you come here you will have to work. Also true about the officer who is protesting and won't wash his one uniform ever, that will show them lol.
Welcome to 019 whoever bids we are happy to have you. Let the summer begin, Cub games, concerts, street fests, Gay Pride, oh my :)

4/08/2014 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohare is shit. Count on midnights and you'd better come in with something. Parkers, movers, contacts. If your not there on management your fucked.

Rest of your career on Mids. Enjoy. With a SGT following you around to boot.""""""

""""" Holy shit, thats how bad it is to work at O'Hare where you get unlimited OT(only for 050 people,not rest of the department) midnights when the airport is closed basically 5 of your work hours. And to do this you have to do contact cards AND parkers. Contact cards and parkers, not arrests like the working districts, the fighting with the fools,CR's plus cards and parkers. Man, there should be a higher pay scale for O'Hare po's. """"""""

Yeah, Yeah I know. The thing is to get others coppers to think its shit so THEY dont put in for it.

Jeez use your head

Its called sarcasm and you ate right,never let anyone know how good you have it/ Complain and po's wont bid.
Although you will have to do contact cards. Not sure I would have signed on for the CPD if after 6 months of training and a salary of $75,000 plus, that I would be expected to do contact cards plus maybe a few parkers. Dont the revenue people write parkers for like $30,000 a year.

4/08/2014 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot to put the facsimile number on my par form so how does this effect me as well as others?

4/09/2014 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People bitch and complain about SO many things that BLOWS my mind!!!! I'm a sworn officer and get assigned a crossing detail almost EVERYDAY and guess what? I do it with PRIDE!!!! I'd rather cross the babies than deal with other things I could possibly get while most of the district is down on "Safe Passage"......coughing while saying BS. Trust me I am NOT assigned the crossing detail as l luxury!!! It's considered a PUNISHMENT for me just like the hospital detail I was assigned to yet the ASS/DSS was unaware that I came to work prepared as I do ALWAYS to deal with the FUCKERY that's been thrown at me for years!!!! Deal with it, make the BEST out of FUCKERY and be HAPPY!!!
I did put my bid in for one of the two airports because a UNIT will beat a district always!!!!

4/09/2014 02:02:00 PM  

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