CPS Fail
That diploma that CPS was just about to hand out? Yeah, you aren't getting it:
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This probably ran through at least one level of review by a teacher/moderator, too.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
123 Comments:
Our tax dollars hard at work.....
Gee it should read,"This is hour story".
Speaks volumes of why there is a cultural divide in Chicago and it is growing with every generation.
Relax, the spelling is nothing. The thought is everything.
Spell Check said it was OK.
Paul Robeson must be so proud of the Progressive Education the children are receiving.
Oh for Christ's sake...
HUH? AW Lawdy.
Oohhh nnooo!
Our!!!!! You Fools!!
So what else did new?
I get it. It should read " this be's are story ".
Not only our the students functionally illiterate, they also go to a school named for a communist. Whats wrong with dem peoples? We didn't have these problems at Weber!
embarrassing... its all I can say. "Those people" just cant help themselves. I'm really getting tired of everyone in society telling me how much I have to like them or else I will be a racist and cast aside as an outsider. I HATE them... Sorry to say it, if you don't like it too bad. I'm entitled to my opinions and feelings.
That would never happen at St. Pats. All I can say is wow!
ARE schools suck but ARE charter schools swallows...ha ha
The stupidest college students are the education majors. It's no wonder that someone with a masters in education looked at that and gave it a pass for spelling and grammar.
The dumber the masses, the easier they are to manipulate and control.
Why didn't they use Dis instead of This?
Shiiiiit..
What da problem is?
Its cool to be stoopid.
Our you serious?
They "should axe" some one to proof read it.
SAD.
A vast he salty dog. This is are graduation from pirate school!!!!
The sad part is that not one teacher noticed this. It was discovered by the janitor who happens to only have one eye. He was then immediately let go because of his non-political correctness. Remember 2+2+5?
Common Core English!
PRICELESS! This shithole makes third world country kids look like Rhodes Scholars!
I remember during the teachers strike the media interviewed a teacher who was quoted " I has a masters degree, I deserve more money".
At least it didn't say "Dis be R story"
It probably was seen by more staff than students. Design is probably staff...purchase order is definitely staff..spelling is probably staff smh
I've read enough case and arrest reports to say that not too many coppers should be joking about spelling and grammar. (I'm one of them!)
I love it.
This is why I pay for private school. CPS is a complete waste of time. The politicians have too much invested in CPS to let it fail, so no one teaches and every idiot passes to the next level.
The cycle continues through college and beyond because now if a person of color doesn't get hired it's because of racism.
It couldn't possibly be because they are products of the Chicago Public School System and are total goofs.
***you get extra points on the Chicago Police exam is you are from CPS.
Fucking priceless!
Idiots.
Love how they have graduation at 122 n Cicero.......I quess there is no venue near the school? Love that diversity concept......
AHHH, the true problem with the CPS. Sugar coat anything you want, but the "PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING" Great job SCC.
They'll still get that diploma, it's CPS after all.
Im surprised that they used the verb IS
...and a print shop
Dumbing down of America, regardless of race. Most people can't spell to save their lives. It's amazing how many people don't know the difference between "are" and "our" or "their," "there" and "they're."
You are right. It should have been "This Beez Are Story"
Were the party at?
Dumb the diplomas down, then tell the taxpayers that the schools need more money because our kids are retards.
A fine example of a Chicago Public School education! No wonder why they get preference on the Chicago Police test!
Typical.
If any of my classmates at St. Gabe's had written that little ditty, their knuckles would be crimson.
Wow,just brilliant they must be so proud.
Yes, correct CPS grammar should by
"R"
And we are taxed millions of dollars for these morons to indoctrinate mush brain children.
Wow,just brilliant they must be so proud.
Now gives me my $15 an our job!!
Speculation Builds on Michelle Obama Senate Run
First Lady could be positioning herself for a run at Mark Kirk's seat in 2016
By Ward Room Staff | Thursday, Jun 5, 2014 | Updated 9:00 PM CDT
http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/Speculation-Builds-on-Michelle-Obama-Senate-Run-262032821.html
Jesus Christ, everyone knows it should be "This Be Are Story"
What they be teaching them at that place?
Wow..where are we heading...that spelling stumped them all, I noticed in two seconds, but I'm old school 60 yrs old...... It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves :William Shakespeare
Is that the quote from the valedictorian ?
OMG! Noooooo way!
We are doomed.
Please stay away from Caltech. We can't use any of you.
C'mon SCC, they spelled 75% of the words correct. If that was a CPD test, that'd be a score to be boast about at roll call.
Im shocked it didn't have " Keepin It Real" enscribed on it? Are class be reel goot.
Their story is graduating not knowing how to read nor spell.
Great more success stories of CPS, at cost of taxpayers expense fucking turds.Can't call them retards because that would be insulting to people with disabilities.
Oh that's grate.
God help us
Diploma? Oh was that sarcasm? Says Prom right on it. Students made it I am sure. The education they got shows right there.
In their defense, language is always evolving.
"Prolly" wasn't a word until the last ten years or so either. I think it will be added to the dictionary sometime soon.
On a related note...
The President of the Detroit School Board, Otis Mathis, is waging a legal battle to steer the academic future of 90,000 children, in the nation's lowest-achieving big city district.
He also acknowledges he has difficulty composing a coherent English sentence. Here's a sample from an e-mail he sent to friends and supporters on Sunday night, uncorrected for errors of spelling, grammar, punctuation and usage. It begins:
If you saw Sunday's Free Press that shown Robert Bobb the emergency financial manager for Detroit Public Schools, move Mark Twain to Boynton which have three times the number seats then students and was one of the reason's he gave for closing school to many empty seats.
The rest of the e-mail, and others that Mathis has written, demonstrate what one of his school board colleagues describes, carefully, as "his communication issues." But if these deficits have limited Mathis, as he admits they have, they have not stopped him from graduating from high school and college. In January, his peers elected him president by a 10-1 vote over Tyrone Winfrey, a University of Michigan academic officer.
"I'm a horrible writer. I know that," says Mathis, 56, a lifelong resident of southwest Detroit. His difficulties with language were spotted as early as fourth grade, when he was placed in special education classes. His college degree was held up for more than a decade because he repeatedly failed an English proficiency exam then required for graduation at Wayne State University.
In another city, these revelations might be grounds for disqualification. But Mathis is liked and defended by many of his peers, who cite his collegiality, lack of defensiveness and leadership as more important than his writing skills. Even Winfrey, his defeated rival for the presidency, declined to criticize his qualifications.
But the story of Mathis speaks directly to Detroit's educational conundrum, as officials try to raise standards and the proficiency of its students.
Is Mathis a success story? A man who beat the odds to win political success and career opportunities on the strength of his personality and judgment? Or is he an example of the system's worst failings -- a disinterested student who always found ways to graduate, even when he didn't meet the requirements -- likely to perpetuate lax academic standards if the board wins its court battle with Bobb over control?
"It's kind of scary to even talk about," says Patrick Martin, 49, a Detroit contractor whose 12-year-old son is a student at Noble Middle School.
"If this is the leader, what does it say about the followers? It explains a lot about why there's so much confusion and infighting with the board and Robert Bobb."
No comments are really needed - the picture says it all.
Look on the bright side, they get extra points when taking tests for the department.
I hope it will be a lot of extra points they "our" gonna need them....
Remember the teacher is also a CPS graduate too!
Remembering when it was insensitive to say, "Is you is or is you aint...", Iet's pump another $100 mil into education this year, me thinks its starting to show progress.
And this is a shock? That's what happens when you don't hire and promote on qualifications.
O.T. Supt. McCarthy Hospitalized
Recently our Supt. McCarthy was hospitalized for chest pains. I personally think he is the real deal; he truly does care about us. During the NATO summit, he came down on the ground and met us foot soldiers. He handed out cold water, shook my hand. He told us how proud he was and even got a little bit emotional. After experiencing this man's presence personally, I can tell you he is a good and a decent man.
My family will be praying for a full and speedy recovery. Thank you and God bless Supt. McCarthy.
We spend how much on public education? Lots like were getting the biggest bang for the buck with all that lotto money to fund education. Don’t forget the draconian property tax to fund the education mandate.
It depends what the definition of “is” is?.....William Jefferson Blythe Clinton September 9, 1998, the nation’s first self proclaimed Black President when answering a grand jury inquiry into the Monica Lewinsky scandalous behavior
Seine should have spell checked our pension letter too
Clearly Morons. The blind leading the blind. I'm shaking my head.
And next week their faculty sponsor will probably be elected teacher of the year too!
How many even know who Paul Robeson even was?
See the movie "The Emperor Jones" when it comes on TCM.
Our you kidding me?
I'm sorry but this would be much funnier if it wasn't so sad and true. As has been said many times before, last one out turn off the lights.
It's extracted from a song lyric. "Music" likely played at the prom. Part of a culture which appears dedicated to defying all rules, especially the Ten Commandments.
Must have the same proofreader as the unit that misspelled "Sergeant" on the new stars.
When you think of OUR wasted tax dollars it makes you sick.
BBWWAAA!
Chicago education at its finest!
What a waste of money!
The city should close that high school down!
Conjugation of the verb "to be."
All the time. Not LE, 35 years as a pressman in the printing industry. Between tickets & ceremony programs it's a toss up as to which is more poorly thought out, organized, and proofread. This time of year is a festival of stupid. My favorite is still one from several years back, headline on a handout that said Undergraduate Pogrom. Caught that on press...uhhh... no, fix this please.
That placard should read
"This Be Are Story."
Omg.......our - are, their - there -they're, to - too... The list goes on.
Some people, including people on this job, just don't get it. This is pathetic since these folks are "educators".
Just axin
I don't know whether to smdh or laugh like a hyena....or both.
--No Cop Here
Nope...they'll still get the paper....
no child left behind!!!
and they all gotz cepted to cowledge
As a taxpayer I hope these fools just be playn.
What do you think Moprah? OMG
The thing is, it's just fucking sad. I mean, sure, we all joke about how awful the public schools are but there are places out there that receive less funding that have massively superior outcomes and the chance of something like this happening are 0.00%.
The entire CPS needs to be swept clean and reset from top to bottom. Certain misbehaviors/crimes = expulsion, one shot, you're out, homey. Adios. You're 'left behind'.
That movie "Lean On Me" is no joke. That's precisely whats needed but instead of Joe Clark's, the CPS is full of fat, dreadlocked career losers who circle the wagons at the first hint of a real reformer. There is no more dysfunctional system in need of total, top to bottom, fuck-what-union-you-piss-off-make-it-happen cleansing than Chicago Public Schools. A total douche.
They did spell "ARE" correctly so that the spell checker on their free laptop did not catch it.
Now I know why I send my kids to a catholic school.
Hmmmmm..quality education.
And we pay teachers how much money??????
CPS Fails
is this why they collect SSI for learning disability(being stupid) shitcago values wilding honor students
Excellence in edjumacation!!
dont you mean ourn't getting a diploma ?
Ghetto talk , another cps honor student .
Hahahaa!! Go CPS!!
that has to be photoshop...
Really or reeelee?
Your tax dollars at work.
Would it be "playing the blame game" to point out that this would be unacceptable for even a nursery school?
Doesn't matter who you name the place after -- or the street that it's on -- if it's full of people who can't read or write.
Evidently, Readin Aint Fundemental
Not only our the students functionally illiterate, they also go to a school named for a communist. Whats wrong with dem peoples? We didn't have these problems at Weber!
6/06/2014 02:31:00 AM
FAIL! Should be "Not only are the students". Looks like Weber Does have the same problems.
Shiiiiit..
What da problem is?
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheeeet.....
Sort of like that school that publicizes that all of their graduates are going to college. They all wear the same color suit and tie. I'd like to see the transcript of those students 4 years on. How many graduate and which schools do they attend? This "I'm going to college" lament is sort of like "But office, I got a job!" I used to hear all the time. Means nothing.
O.T. Supt. McCarthy Hospitalized
Recently our Supt. McCarthy was hospitalized for chest pains. I personally think he is the real deal; he truly does care about us. During the NATO summit, he came down on the ground and met us foot soldiers. He handed out cold water, shook my hand. He told us how proud he was and even got a little bit emotional. After experiencing this man's presence personally, I can tell you he is a good and a decent man.
My family will be praying for a full and speedy recovery. Thank you and God bless Supt. McCarthy.
6/06/2014 01:21:00 PM
Your wasting your time on this blog.
Most po's just want to whine and complain about the supt and blame him for everything. Go back to the blog in the months prior to NATO and listen to all the complaints, Wrong helmets, no fire retardant uniforms, have your family flee the city and learn the escape routes, where will we eat and go to the washroom. He wants to get us killed by having us wear our uniform hats. Whats the CPD going to do with 3,000 po's IOD. Its all in the archives. Look what happened ,was handled with ease, less po's hurt than on a busy weekend in 011 or 007.
I agree with you,hes a decent guy
I do disagree with some of his policies, but I wish the Supt. speed on his recovery. He appears to be an advocate for the working police. This statement comes from a person working a beat car, who has never met the man.
Once alerted, shortly after this SCC post, the principal ran out and paid to have the tickets reprinted.
They now read, "This Be's Are Story."
You're Welcome.
Two comments, if you will. First, as absurd as this grammar usage is, try reading a handful of case reports. That'll scare you.
Second, allow me to quote - "After experiencing this man's presence personally, I can tell you he is a good and a decent man." I'm glad that you like Mr. Charming. I often hear about what a great guy he is just sitting around chatting it up. Well, you poor naive soul, I've got news for you - the guy is an incompetent police chief. He's dumb as a box of rocks and wouldn't know how to lead a group of ducklings. He's a self-proclaimed celebrity who should be an alderman, not a public sector manager. A "good and a decent man" wouldn't have his history of drunkenness and racist behavior. He believes that HE is the CPD, not the thousands of men and women who toil at this job every day. He is an arrogant prick who exists solely to take the heat off of Rahm, the other ignorant fuck in this equation. Thus he is the perfect Chicago Police Superintendent.
The water bottle scheme at NATO? Totally scripted. It wasn't McCarthy that planned that success, it was real CPD bosses and supervisors and a couple of police officers who devised that win. Listen kid, keep thinking about how swell Gmac is, all while his boss sticks it right in your ass.
- An informed member of the Chicago Police Department
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Smoke more weed. Smh
Not only our the students functionally illiterate, they also go to a school named for a communist. Whats wrong with dem peoples? We didn't have these problems at Weber!
6/06/2014 02:31:00 AM
FAIL! Should be "Not only are the students". Looks like Weber Does have the same problems.
6/07/2014 06:01:00 PM
Are you that fucking soft? It's called sarcasm. No, we did not have this issue at Weber. In fact I learned more about English grammer from taking three years of Latin. Real Latin, not SD or Spanish Cobra Latin. But not to worry the National Spelling B winner who composed the aforementioned prom bid wil undoubtedly go on to become a merit police sergeant, or fire captain.
Anonymous said...
I do disagree with some of his policies, but I wish the Supt. speed on his recovery. He appears to be an advocate for the working police. This statement comes from a person working a beat car, who has never met the man.
6/08/2014 02:44:00 AM
Couldn't agree more. Met the man several times, hes a down to earth guy and an advocate for the working police.
What's with all the g-Mac butt slobber?
As a Christian I wish the Supt. a healthy recovery. However he is perpetuating the biggest lie of my career with the reclassification of homicides to where criminals are getting away with murder. If you murder someone and the cause of death is classified as unknown, then there is no criminal investigation, hence getting away with murder. How does the Supt. have our best interests when he does this?
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Are you that fucking soft? It's called sarcasm. No, we did not have this issue at Weber. In fact I learned more about English grammer from taking three years of Latin. Real Latin, not SD or Spanish Cobra Latin. But not to worry the National Spelling B winner who composed the aforementioned prom bid wil undoubtedly go on to become a merit police sergeant, or fire captain.
6/08/2014 09:43:00 AM
I recall once seeing the following spray painted on a building: Spanish Cobars From that day forward I always called any of the Cobra factions Cobars and spelled them Cobars in all reports. I had years of laughs out of that one. This misspelling etc. by dude for all the world to see is nothing new. I saw it in the late 60's, they haven't gotten much smarter since then.
Get well or die that's God's business.
He's Rahm's Hatchetman and liar and has done more damage to Chicago and the CPD the 1918 flu epidemic and Al Capone combined.
Get well and get the hell out!
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