Saturday, June 14, 2014

Oops - Humorous Outcome

  • A burglary defendant who won his freedom because of a jury's mistake lost his life a few hours later when he was stabbed to death in a fight.

    The jury in the trial of Bobby Lee Pearson, 37, mistakenly signed a not-guilty form Wednesday, and the flabbergasted judge said he had no choice but to order him to be released from jail because the verdict had already been put on the record.

    It was too late when the judge finally learned that the jury was unable to reach a verdict, stalling on an 8-4 vote in favor of guilt. Prosecutors might have had an opportunity to retry Pearson, but by then, changing the verdict form would have exposed Pearson to double jeopardy.

    After being released from jail, Pearson went to the home of his sister, Lasandra Jackson, to get some clothing and belongings. Fresno police Chief Jerry Dyer said Pearson apparently got into a fight with his sister's boyfriend, 35-year-old Willie Gray.

    The two had a history of problems, said Dyer, adding that investigators believe Gray killed Pearson, who was found dead in the street with a chest wound from a knife or gun and a cut on his stomach. Investigators found a steak knife near the body, Dyer said.

    Gray was arrested and treated for injuries to his hands before being booked on suspicion of murder, said Dyer, adding that Pearson might still be alive if it weren't for the jury's "mishap." Pearson had a long criminal past, Dyer said
So it's the jury's fault that this guy ended up continuing on his lifelong path of asshole-ery and got himself stabbed to death?For a paperwork error? Sorry, but no. We'll just smile wryly at one of life's little "gotcha!" moments.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you to that jury! That simple silly mistake saved tax payers hundreds of thousands of dollars having to house this Rhodes scholar!

6/14/2014 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All's well that ends well, I always say. Got to remember that one for possible jury duty use.

6/14/2014 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little poetic justice, indeed.

6/14/2014 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is really sad, disgraceful, and tragic in not that he was killed, but apparently he was killed by a lowly steak knife. What self respecting criminal would want it known that he died by a steak knife?

6/14/2014 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pearson might [have lived two or three weeks longer] if it weren't for the jury's "mishap."

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6/14/2014 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's definitly a beautiful fairy tail ending. One that I will be telling my grand children for years to come. Think I'll call it "Bobby Lee Ain't So Free".

6/14/2014 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep repeating, "there is no such thing as personal responsibility. It's the other guy's fault."

6/14/2014 06:10:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

A ghetto fairy tale. The Grimm Brothers would be proud.

6/14/2014 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Rod Serling said...

Damn, wish I'd written that!

6/14/2014 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Freddy Mercury once said ,"another on bites the dust".
Thanks Chalkie for another job well done. Your honorable mention will be in your mailbox.

6/14/2014 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the family of the beloved deceased sue?

6/14/2014 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typical democrat, because its the jury's fault. no personal responsibility.

6/14/2014 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what was that movie called? the one where someone is saved and a different timeline is started and people die?

6/14/2014 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put this up for the "Funny Fickle Finger of Fate" award. Stll LMAF on this one.

6/14/2014 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sad and just as he was turning his life around.

6/14/2014 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheater proof!!

6/14/2014 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma, baby.

6/14/2014 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called karma

6/14/2014 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal logic at it's best.

6/14/2014 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto fairy tale.

...and they got kilt happily ever after.

6/14/2014 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mistakes have a way of leading to a better envoirment for everyone. Good riddance !!!!!

6/14/2014 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 windows broken with 1 stone.

6/14/2014 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A man lost his life because of a mistake by a jury. That's not funny. ........ Wait a minute.... It IS funny as hell. Ha ha!

6/14/2014 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie and Karma danked on that ass...

Just a little mission overlap.

Kinda like The Batman and The Punisher swinging past each other in the deep purple black of a moonless 3am.

>Nod of acknowledgement and keep it moving<

6/14/2014 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And some ambulance chasing lawyer will try to file suit against the foreman of the jury for negligence in dogasses death. ghetto lottery here we come.

6/14/2014 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His family should sue

6/14/2014 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blahahaha- that's FUNNY! Apparently our justice system sometimes DOES work!

6/14/2014 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Is Are Time.

6/14/2014 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This info made my day.

6/14/2014 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the movie was crash

6/15/2014 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Thank you to that jury! That simple silly mistake saved tax payers hundreds of thousands of dollars having to house this Rhodes scholar!

6/14/2014 12:05:00 AM


Hey, don't insult Rhodes Scholars like that. Take Mel Reynolds for instance, former Congressman who went to the pokey and was succeeded by JJJjr. He was a Rhodes Scholar.

He had some difficulties, fraud related, in Zumbabwe and was in their hoosegow for a while. That's the gray-bar hotel for the uninitiated.

Zimbabwe is the former nation of Rhodesia, of all places, which was named after Cecil Rhodes who began the Rhodes Scholar stuff and was chairman of deBeers.

Aw what the fuck, Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar also. Fuck the Rhodes Scholars come to think about it.

6/15/2014 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Jingo Jay said...

Everything happens for a reason!

6/15/2014 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone is saying the jury got it wrong. No they didn't. they found him and and gave him the death penalty. It's all the way you look at things.

6/17/2014 09:18:00 AM  

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