Monday, September 22, 2014

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  • A Chicago man has died after he was stabbed by a man who he and several others tried to rob on Friday, officials said.

    Dimitre Beck, of the 7300 block of South Peoria Street, was pronounced dead at 2:46 a.m. Saturday, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office. An autopsy conducted today determined that Beck died of multiple stab wounds at Advocate Christ Medical Center and his death was ruled a homicide, according to the office. The office said he was 21, while police said he was 22.

    According to police, Beck was with a group of people at about 10 p.m. when they approached a male on the 7300 block of South Halsted Street and attempted to rob him, said Chicago Police News Affairs [...]. As Beck and the others began beating the victim who attempted to resist the robbery, Sweeney said. The victim fell to the ground and at that point the victim took out an "edged instrument, possibly a knife" and stabbed Beck before running off, police said.

    The others fled when they saw the weapon, police said.

    Police continue to investigate.
The article doesn't say the victim stuck around after doing society a service. We certainly hope the focus of the investigation is to present the victim with a Certificate of Achievement, a medal, and a key to the city.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We certainly hope the focus of the investigation is to present the victim with a Certificate of Achievement, a medal, and a key to the city."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was hilarious. Maybe Santa will bring him some toys too!

9/22/2014 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think someone might be from the West. Where the motto is "Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up."

9/22/2014 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor deceased. He was too poor to afford a Glock. He tried to bring his fists to a knife fight. RIP.

9/22/2014 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

loved it

9/22/2014 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victim was likely an older guy...

Mutual of Omaha's "Wild Kingdom" comes to mind...

Young hyenas taking on an old, tough and mean buffalo. Dat big ornery mofo with the 6+ foot set of horns.

There's always that ONE ignant m/fer hung in those horns and getting his ass tore the fuck up.

>Grunt! MOO MUTHAFUCKAH!<
Shake - Toss - Shake!

Hyena gutted from asshole to appetite, rolling around twisted in his own innards biting himself. Bleedin', shittin' and snarlin' 'til the end. And when he dies, he fixes you with that final defiant glare of naked, mindless savagery and hatred.

Mutha Nay'cha!
You scary!

9/22/2014 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only stabbed one? Lazy. No key for you!

9/22/2014 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The article doesn't say the victim stuck around after doing society a service. We certainly hope the focus of the investigation is to present the victim with a Certificate of Achievement, a medal, and a key to the city."
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Obviously the victim has warrants and booked before he too could be name checked. Years ago my FTO taught me to name check all parties in a crime to snap up victims with warrants. Frequently the victim would get angry and refuse to sign the complaint. That's why you get the signature before you put the cuffs on them for the warrant.

"Today's victim is tomorrow's offender; if today's victim is dead, he was yesterday's offender."

9/22/2014 06:00:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Nicely done.

9/22/2014 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATF traced the cutting instrument to a kitchen cutlery set at an Arby's Restaurant.
Rahm immediately called for a ban on all cutting instruments, stating that's how he lost his 'hole' finger.
Fr. Phaker will be conducting a Vegomatic turn-in next week.

9/22/2014 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So will this be classified as a homicide, or as a something else, by those keeping stats?

9/22/2014 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "victim" did nothing wrong he defended himself good for him he does deserve so kind of reward but that would give out his name etc. just don't look to hard for him.

9/22/2014 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

>>>>> 'at that point the victim took out an "edged instrument, possibly a knife" and stabbed Beck before running off ... The others fled when they saw the weapon, police said.' <<<<<

Hahaha, that is funny. And though not exactly the same situation, the part about the thieves running away when they saw the victims weapon reminded me of this classic movie scene: ...........
That's not a knife

9/22/2014 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't go out of your way to find the victim that evidently was just protecting them self.

To do so would only result in the media and cook county courts victimizing the guy again.

Same goes if he would of protected himself with a gun, except once identified, the crucifixion would be worse -- especially it its a white victim and black assailants.

9/22/2014 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robbery victim had run off.
Why?
Could have been identified as a previous robbery offender that the group recognized and intended to rob him of his stolen things.
Free stuff is a good thing.
The Government doesn't give these 'folks' enough Free Stuff, so they have to steal & rob others of their Free Stuff.
I'm convinced there's only one wad of drug cash or stolen iPhone floating in and out of thugs pockets and only lasts as long as it takes to get to the corner liquor store, hold on to it any longer and it's open season.

Edged instrument...does that mean the K-word?

9/22/2014 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The others fled when they saw the weapon, police said."

Naw. They invincible because they loud.

*

"Police continue to investigate."

Police continue to laugh up their sleeves.

9/22/2014 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure some fine law firm in the city will find the victim and sue him for not rendering aid to the fallen mutt.

9/22/2014 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The article doesn't say the victim stuck around after doing society a service. We certainly hope the focus of the investigation is to present the victim with a Certificate of Achievement, a medal, and a key to the city.

Haha. Damn. That's why I read your articles everyday.

9/22/2014 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just about to turn his life around.

9/22/2014 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the deceased couldn't cut it.

9/22/2014 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im certain he got the point..

9/22/2014 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he got the short end of the stick.

9/22/2014 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was the blade was longer than 2.5 inches?

9/22/2014 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brought a tear to my eye. I grew up right there where this happened. That was once a great neighborhood---as they all were.

9/22/2014 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Promote him for sup

9/22/2014 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just kids having fun

9/22/2014 07:51:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

+++ 9/22/2014 || 07:51:00 PM || Anonymous said... "Just kids having fun" +++

:-)

9/23/2014 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for him! No law against defending yourself!

9/24/2014 01:32:00 AM  

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