Friday, September 19, 2014

You Have a Funny Story?

Can you turn it into an act?
  • On Tuesday, September 30th, you have the right to remain laughing AGAIN! After the success of last year’s competition, Laugh Factory is once again inviting the police officers of The City of Chicago to try their hands at standup comedy! They may be known for their service and bravery, but how will these civil servants stack up this year at Laugh Patrol - a competition to find the funniest police officer in the Windy City!

    Laugh Patrol is a night of "all-cop comedy" which will be open to Chicago's finest in all 23 districts, and is hosted by comedy legend Tom Dreesen (The Tonight Show).

    During the evening, a dozen Chicago police officers--along with Fr. Dan Brandt and Rabbi Moshe Wolf from the CPD Chaplains Unit--will have 3-5 minutes on Laugh Factory’s world famous stage to serve up some laughs for the community. All of the night's proceeds will go towards the 100 Club of Chicago, providing for the families of law enforcement officers and firefighters killed in the line of duty. Contestants will be judged by a panel of professionals, and prizes will be awarded.

    To see last year's show again, click here, then on the link:
Some of the cutups at roll call ought to give it a try.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Harrigan hilarious

9/19/2014 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I shall be there... I like comedy. I really like copper comedy.
Sure, some of the jokes being told will likely only be understood by coppers, however, since I am one, I'll be glad to support it.

Sir Donkey, Esq

9/19/2014 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger BronxBullschitzHere said...

"If you wanted to read comedy, the bathroom stalls in the 12th District men's locker room had some of the funniest writings I've seen on the job. This was in 1995-1996. Commander T. K. would read it and leave the graffiti up until we were bored with the old stuff and ran out of room. Any 12th District vets remember the invented word, "Nodi-opolus"?

The best part about it was if you were constipated, go take a dump in twelve. After reading the stories on the walls, you laughed so hard, you were shitting like a goose.

9/19/2014 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should just read some of the comments on this blog aloud. Truly hilarious.

9/19/2014 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerry De.... get up their Do your box routine!

9/19/2014 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the FOP can go there and tell everyone about what a great job they did negotiating this shitty contract ..everyone will be laughing

9/19/2014 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic................

Last night was the 12th anniversary of PO Ben Perez being killed in the line of duty. There was a memorial at the corner of 53rd & Nashville at 1800 hours.

It was nice to see so many 10th District officers show up to pay respect to one of our brothers.

Thank you

9/19/2014 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always liked the old hand dryer in the basement of the old 020, Press button, rub hands vigorously under nozzle, wipe hands on pants!

9/19/2014 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A cop, a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a strip joint..the cop say's, "......

You must attend to get the rest. D'oh!

9/19/2014 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was there last year. Fr. Dan & Rabbi Moshe put on one heck of an act themselves. What a great event. For the best Charity ever.

9/19/2014 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KNOCK KNOCK "Who's there?" "FOP" hahahahahahahahahaha

9/19/2014 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe: Help Poleece, dude is fightin wit me fo half an hour...
Police: why didn't you call sooner?
Joe: Cuz I was winnin...What a great crowd!!!! I love this room... Two guys walk into a bar...

9/19/2014 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a funny story: It's called Mr SouthSide.

9/19/2014 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sister of a CPD officer came up with this promotion.

9/20/2014 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this little monkey with a banana walks into a bar and demands a rum and coke.

9/21/2014 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put retired Detective John SCALISE up there, probably the funniest copper I ever met. He has also been on major tv shows.

9/21/2014 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey ssc I have a real funny joke wait till we see who the new 11th ward aldercreature will be

9/21/2014 05:30:00 PM  

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