Thursday, January 22, 2015

Funny Stuff

Every so often, we get a comment that just makes us laugh out loud. A lot of people miss it scanning through the comments or not checking every thread the way we have to. This is one of those times:
  • The superintendent’s claim to fame is that he is a formerly high ranking police official like Chief O’Hara from the Gotham City. Weren’t there two costumed Caped Crusaders who took on premier criminals such as The Joker, Mr. Freeze, The Penguin, The Riddler, King Tut and puuurrrrr Cat woman from Gotham City? Chicago will not be outdone!

    The Gotham City may have Batman and Robin. The Second City has Garry McCarthy as Statman and mayor emanuel as Throbbin, The Boy Blunder. And throw in a special appearance by Ric Flair and Deputy Chief Gorgeous. All dressed in stretchy spandex glamour with snug utility belts with all the crime reduction strategy tools.

    Superintendent McCarthy as Statman has archrivals such as the Gangsta Disciples, The Latin Kings, The Black Peace Stones, last years manipulated murder statistics, Four Corner Hustlers, Com Stat deniers, The Two Six and his personal pet peeve, The MLDs or Maniac Latin Disciples.

    Mayor emanuel as Throbbin the Boy Blunder can take on his identified rivals in daily battles with made up villains such as the previous Presidential Administration, Wall Street, 2nd Amendment Right Advocates, The Republicans, Big Oil, Private Enterprise, The Congress and his ultimate political opposition thorn in his side common sense everyday people nemesis, The Taxed Enough Already or T.E.A. Party.
We're still smiling at "Statman and Throbbin, the Boy Blunder."

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34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent piece of writing. Must have attended a Catholic school.

1/22/2015 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not as funny but indicative of justice, "cook county" style:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-trump-tower-flooding-trial-met-20150121-story.html

$568,000 worth of damage resulted in two years of probation and 480 hours of community service (that's one hour for every $1,183.33 of damage these defendants caused).

1/22/2015 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys have too much time on your hands. Funny shit.

1/22/2015 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well!!

Will somebody do a Jib-Jab SPLAT!

cartoon of these buffoons BAM!

Throw BHO and Hillary in for good measure... KAPOWIE!

1/22/2015 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Throbbin is Wall Street.

1/22/2015 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fresh off the PRESS just in another unarmed black man just shot and killed on the New Jersey Turnpike- it never seems to have an ending,,,,,,,,,same narrative.

1/22/2015 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nicely done

1/22/2015 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

...Statman or McStatman....funny shit!

1/22/2015 07:43:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Good stuff.

1/22/2015 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty sure the black P-stones never stood for Peace...

1/22/2015 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic but this thread seems for fun anyway. How come the cops and the press are not really reporting what really happened to the mayors kid?
It seems there is a story going around the young folks from ravenswood that the mayors kid had ordered some weed to take on vacation and when he went out to pay for it the guys jackrolled him. There is even a website for doing this if you can believe it.
Seems to make more sense than a kid going out for a cigarette (17 with tobacco?) and walking away from the detail car

1/22/2015 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a real Classic !!

1/22/2015 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real Batman and Robin are in the Feds!

1/22/2015 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More like tan-ta-ra-ran! Shitman and Mc drunky to the no rescue. Rahm will be the 9 finger bandit and gets taken down by the 5 finger discount.. Thanx SCC for this laugh.

1/22/2015 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed has been legalized!

what happens if an officer is able to get a prescription?

I think the author knows...

1/22/2015 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too, in the suburbs work for a parasite who closely resembles and behaves like a cartoon character; Chief Whigham from the Simpsons.

1/22/2015 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction: Black P Stones, not Peace stones

1/22/2015 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The people at the academy do high level work. That is why they are compensated with breaks. Maybe you should have stayed in school.

1/19/2015 04:38:00 PM


GTFOH!
I hope this is sarcasm.
High level work, my a@@

1/20/2015 06:11:00 AM
________________

I am assigned to the academy. I can tell you that it is not sarcasm. We teach many subjects that require a lot of training and intelligence. You should have stayed in school if you are jealous.

1/22/2015 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Bundle of Boobs. Meanwhile, Chiraq still out of Control.
Democrats ( Communists)

1/22/2015 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thought of Georgass any where near spandex is enough to frighten all the criminal element in the city.
Now the ballerina in a spandex too too. !!!

1/22/2015 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC SEE YOU at the Same Bat Channel,Same Bat Station,Same Bat Time!

1/22/2015 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there room for Leo Schmitz in this cartoon? He can detach his ribbon cluster from his uniform shirt and use it like a shield, just like CAPTAIN AMERICA!

1/22/2015 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened with the swat try outs? Been over for a while and no one has been sent. I know the feds were threatening to cut off funds if they didn't staff properly. Guess the marine and mounted units were so in desperate need of people that they got sent right away. Oh that's right, clout units. Disregard.

1/22/2015 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Weed has been legalized!

what happens if an officer is able to get a prescription?

I think the author knows...

1/22/2015 10:24:00 AM

Believe it or not, there is an order which covers just that. I do remember the order number. Officers can not use weed, period, even if a Dr prescribes it.

1/22/2015 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Excellent piece of writing. Must have attended a Catholic school.

1/22/2015 12:57:00 AM

Spare me. I've worked alongside and attended college with enough catholic school grads to appreciate a good public school. Altogether I spent more years in parochial school than public before you start assuming.

1/22/2015 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Deputy Chief Gorgeous!!!!! I need some of that Greek Lightening. He makes me weak at my knees. Opa!!!!

1/22/2015 11:37:00 PM  
Blogger Crabbycannon1 said...

If you are an instructor at the Police Academy please update the officers and supervisors as to when and how to utilize a K-9 dog. Set up a perimeter and do not go through the building before the dogs get there ? The dogs are working off of the freshest odor which unfourtunaetly police officers track it up.
That is All

1/23/2015 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic but this thread seems for fun anyway. How come the cops and the press are not really reporting what really happened to the mayors kid?
It seems there is a story going around the young folks from ravenswood that the mayors kid had ordered some weed to take on vacation and when he went out to pay for it the guys jackrolled him. There is even a website for doing this if you can believe it.
Seems to make more sense than a kid going out for a cigarette (17 with tobacco?) and walking away from the detail car

1/22/2015 09:13:00 AM
That's what happened according to my teen source at Lab School.

1/24/2015 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened with the swat try outs? Been over for a while and no one has been sent. I know the feds were threatening to cut off funds if they didn't staff properly. Guess the marine and mounted units were so in desperate need of people that they got sent right away. Oh that's right, clout units. Disregard.

LOSER, WHINER, AND TOOL!!!

1/24/2015 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Superintendent McCarthy as Statman has archrivals such as the Gangsta Disciples, The Latin Kings, The Black Peace Stones, last years manipulated murder statistics, Four Corner Hustlers, Com Stat deniers, The Two Six and his personal pet peeve, The MLDs or Maniac Latin Disciples...."

...who busted all McC's $70.00/each wedding-present butter-pat dishes, one after the other.

Heartless, I say.

1/24/2015 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I am assigned to the academy. I can tell you that it is not sarcasm. We teach many subjects that require a lot of training and intelligence. You should have stayed in school if you are jealous.

1/22/2015 02:04:00 PM

Bahahahaha half the staff is hiding out there and/or have less than 5 years on the streets......Go read some power points house mouse

1/24/2015 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Excellent piece of writing. Must have attended a Catholic school.

1/22/2015 12:57:00 AM

Spare me. I've worked alongside and attended college with enough catholic school grads to appreciate a good public school. Altogether I spent more years in parochial school than public before you start assuming.

1/22/2015 11:00:00 PM

+1

All the pee-pee waving about private/catholic schools is obnoxious. We attended both, did well in both. You have fucked up kids attending both but those fucked up kids where Daddy can cut a check for tuition are the worst.

Hi Rahm! ;^)

Similar vein for the shit talk about where people get their college degrees from.

Scammers and skaters graduate from Harvard, Notre Dame, U of I, Lewis, Calumet etc.

Much respect for a guy who pushes himself and puts his work in instead of just showing up for a "C."

Love of learning and the challenges learning can present...

FWIW?
Plenty of Ivy League goofs are actively trying to destroy this country just to say they left their "mark" on something.

...A dog will just curiously sniff.
Then squat to take a shit...

Which one is potentially more dangerous?

1/24/2015 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened with the swat try outs? Been over for a while and no one has been sent. I know the feds were threatening to cut off funds if they didn't staff properly. Guess the marine and mounted units were so in desperate need of people that they got sent right away. Oh that's right, clout units. Disregard.

LOSER, WHINER, AND TOOL!!!

___________

Your response has so much anger, bitterness and hostility. Perhaps a failed attempt to be in the unit is the cause of your angst. Watch some reruns of Secret life of a Teenager and work through some of your emotional issues kid. And ask you mom to change your Star Wars sheets.

1/25/2015 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What happened with the swat try outs? Been over for a while and no one has been sent. I know the feds were threatening to cut off funds if they didn't staff properly. Guess the marine and mounted units were so in desperate need of people that they got sent right away. Oh that's right, clout units. Disregard.

LOSER, WHINER, AND TOOL!!!

___________

Your response has so much anger, bitterness and hostility. Perhaps a failed attempt to be in the unit is the cause of your angst. Watch some reruns of Secret life of a Teenager and work through some of your emotional issues kid. And ask you mom to change your Star Wars sheets.

1/25/2015 09:17:00 AM

SWAT not a clout unit? Put your Blackhawk porn magazine down and pull up your camouflage pants. Sounds to me you are a whiny liittle clout heavy turd. You are quick to throw the marine and mounted unit under the bus for your own selfish interests. You are quick to call them clout units and I bet your are a clout bitch. Feds do not base funding for our SWAT team based on staffing. Nice job snot nose kid. Shows you're a such a stooge that the three stooges wouldn't have you. Maybe you can get your own show, "The SWAT wannabe Stooge." Are you that insecure that you need a green uniform for an identity? Now go and put your green uniform on and play with your GI Joe dolls..... Your mom is busy changing my sheets cause it got pretty messy last night.

1/25/2015 06:24:00 PM  

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