Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Poison water, the devil's brew.
we could help 'em by lightening up that truck a bit. now where's the pretzel truck?
Doesn't the Jesse Jackson family own the Bud distributor in Chicago? In the photo it appears the traffic lane is open. I would have let Jesse get the truck unstuck. It would have been the first work he'd have done in over fifty years...maybe longer. Piss beer anyway.
The truck was blocking the street. They should have just left it there.
Bless 'em all....
Budweiser. How gauche. Goose Island perhaps?????Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Bud Lite? Yuck...no thanks..
We never see beer trucks stuck in snow up here in Wisconsin SCC. As a matter of fact we never see anyone stuck in snow. That's probably because we employ people who are qualified to do their jobs, not political hacks. My street was cleared of snow by the county the same day it began snowing. No parked cars buried in snow by the plow driver, no huge ruts in the snow, no impacted snow guaranteeing cars sliding across intersections. Yesterday the MSM was indicating that we may get another inch or so. I saw the plow truck an hour later driving down my street spreading salt. In Chicago they would have waited three days.
Dont know if you guys know this but they are not pushing it out of the snow. They are bowing down and worshiping the truck that has answered its prayers in times of despair and magically appeared.
OT: What's with 011 midnights LT anyway?"I don't want to have to write you up but..."Another yes man for West. I recognIze the work.
Maybe if the 200 illegal Mexicans packed in the back of the truck, on the way to get their state ID'S, they could help push it out
Anonymous said...Doesn't the Jesse Jackson family own the Bud distributor in Chicago? In the photo it appears the traffic lane is open. I would have let Jesse get the truck unstuck. It would have been the first work he'd have done in over fifty years...maybe longer. Piss beer anyway.2/05/2015 12:42:00 AMYou mean the worst run Budweiser Distributor in the USA? Sold for a pittance.
That's Captain Ruthie and her crew. They had to find something to do until Billy Joel comes back to Wrigley Field.
Looks like a "Beertruck-jacking" in Englewood to me
"WHOO! Get this m__erf__er up there in the gate right quick!"
The ubiquitous side street corner store? "...and these are stayed neither by snow nor rain nor heat nor darkness from accomplishing their appointed course with all speed..."Had it been the first of the month, it may have been a post office truck. – "Together We Can (and bottles too) ®
Should've left the truck there till spring. Piss water!
Thank God it was Light beer otherwise they'd need three more guys.
to 2/5/15 701am im retiring soon where at in wisconsin or nearby and do they tax your pension.?
A Sneak Preview of the Willie administration???????.
They do tax your pension but there is a way around that. If you do come up here look in the western edge of Kenosha County or Walworth County. That is if you want to stay close to Chicago. And as far as taxing your pdnsion, if you can't figure a way around it and have to pay it its worth it. Go to the Wisconsin website for a better explanation.
to 2/5/15 701am im retiring soon where at in wisconsin or nearby and do they tax your pension.?In all of Wisconsin and they have a high graduated state income tax.States That Don't Tax Public and Qualified Private PensionsAlabama Alaska Hawaii Illinois Kansas Louisiana Massachusetts Michigan Mississippi New York Pennsylvania Read more: http://web.finweb.com/retirement/11-us-states-that-dont-tax-pensions.html#ixzz3QvOZn1bI
Awww come onnnn...What a place for a CLYSDAYLE COMMERCIAL!Hitch 'em up and...>>> SUPERBOWL L <<<Here we come!
Push it .... push it real good..
Speaking of important things, the city now requires us to shovel the city's sidewalks or be fined. News flash, Chicago: by doing so, you now inherit all civil liability ( read: $$$$$) for any injuries sustained on YOUR sidewalks due to homeowners and business owners who shoveled the sidewalks to comply with YOUR law. This includes me injuring myself if I slip and fall doing your work for you, on YOUR now slippery sidewalk. I wonder how long it will take residents here to realize the potential goldmine and ghetto lottery payouts just waiting to happen!
This is actually one of the new camouflaged squadrols for jumpouts and stuff. Last thing you'd expect...
Was just at a pub in Phoenix having lunch and these girls were serving sample of Bud Light. I had to show them this blog page with the photo telling them about the two feet of snow I left behind in Chicago.It would have been great pick-line. If I was 25-30 years younger.
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