Evidence Techs Test
Scheduled for the week of.....Spring Break!
Not only that, it's supposed to be at Whitney Young High School, where parking isn't just at a premium, it's damn near impossible - oh wait, there won't be any recruits or Detectives-in-training there by that time.
Check the AdMin fax messages for details. Or our comment sections after a few hours.
Not only that, it's supposed to be at Whitney Young High School, where parking isn't just at a premium, it's damn near impossible - oh wait, there won't be any recruits or Detectives-in-training there by that time.
Check the AdMin fax messages for details. Or our comment sections after a few hours.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
29 Comments:
AhahahahahahhahahahHhhHhHhH. I love it. Sorry boys and girls cancel those plans. If I were you I would say f it and not take the test.
But if it is during Spring Break, isn't the school empty of students and faculty.
We need E.T.s so come on down!
Fortunately, Whitney Young HS can be reached very easily by public transportation!
My God, we might actually be able to arrest more than 30% of the murderers if this keeps up.
The bosses and upper management push for furlo by watch to be put into our contract to make their job easier. Now the upper management decides to have a test during a time when many officers were forced to take furlo to spend time with their families. Officers that had enough time for a summer month were bumped out and down furlo slots. I am disgusted by the departments planning. Why can't they pick a Saturday at a school with ample parking and at a time when family time won't be disrupted.
This test is given once every 10 damn years and the powers that be choose the week of spring break to hold the exam. SORRY KIDS MOMMY AND DADDY WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE YOU TO DISNEY WORLD NEXT WEEK AS PROMISED.
Why not move the damn test back one week. We should have to make that kind of decision (family vs promotion).
Good luck to u all...
If you want it bad enough you will be there. If not, take that spring break trip. This will at least get rid of officers who never study for these exams, show up, then bitch when the results come out. Get there an hour early to park or just park at a blue line stop and take the train. train stop is right there. Only hard for the whiners on this job or those who can't be inconvenienced by anything.
The likes of Steve Georges and Linda Flores are in the process of FIXING the results of the Canine exam that given last month,
If you have any doubt speak with the people who "have the inside" that know what is going on with the Canine unit.
The cheating process is pretty technical in nature.
I imagine the same shit will occur with the Evidence Tech exam.
Do not ruin your vacation plans if you already made them unless you are one of the "chosen people".
This city and department reek of corruption.
I'm on furlough, anyone have the details?
Heaven forbide that they have the test at a school like Lane with an actual parking lot.
Long overdue, but bad timing.
No keeses for them.
Looks like a pretty boring job and not very interesting. I will skip this test.
We need MERIT ETs they will not even have to leave the office to process their scene assignments.
Merit pics are the bestes we don't need no stinking testes, HA, HA Chumps
how about one more class off the old list so we can have some EVIDENCE TECHS trained for the summer!!
big clout needed and must reside either in 11th or 19th wards
I believe the last ET test was July 10, 2004!
I had a furlough scheduled then and a trip. I passed on that test figuring I would take the next one. 11 years went by. I am now retired. Moral of the story, never pass on a promotion exam, study hard, make friends who will help make you, never believe a thing anyone with more rank than you tells you on this job. Don't be the least bit shocked or disappointed when you get screwed continuously. It's Chicago on the police department. It is not fair, never was, never will be. But my pension is higher than many law enforcement salaries in other parts of the country.
If you think this test is legit then your too stupid to be an ET. Pay raise jobs don't go to the unclouted. Now go write a mover.
How much time on the job do you need to take the exam?
They should let anyone who wants to do all the work of am ET do it. Have an open book test. If you don't know something, you look it up, don't you? So why memorize this? And consider, someone willing to drive all over the city, process scenes in all kinds of weather, all kinds of environments, and we know how dirty that can be, measuring, collecting, photographing and inventorying evidence and then drive to Homan Square after each job. If youare willing to do that, they should let you.
Anonymous said...
I'm on furlough, anyone have the details?
3/27/2015 08:52:00 AM
Yeah. Test is at Whitney Young H.S. Only ten questions after a two hour reading component. Here are the answers:
1) A
2) C
3) Fecal Matter
4) 9mm
5) All of the above
6) A
7) D
8) Fecal Matter
9) Used condom
10) 9mm recovered from fecal matter
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you think this test is legit then your too stupid to be an ET. Pay raise jobs don't go to the unclouted. Now go write a mover.
3/27/2015 06:08:00 PM
If you can't tell the difference between you're and your, you're too stupid to call anyone else stupid. Every person who gets promoted is clouted? Interesting theory, but I'm thinking "your" probably wrong.
Anonymous said...
If you want it bad enough you will be there. If not, take that spring break trip. This will at least get rid of officers who never study for these exams, show up, then bitch when the results come out. Get there an hour early to park or just park at a blue line stop and take the train. train stop is right there. Only hard for the whiners on this job or those who can't be inconvenienced by anything.
3/27/2015 07:12:00 AM
There it is officers, A perfect summation of half our members in a nutshell.
You guys piss and moan about everything. The job doesn't work for you. Everything is not about you.
Live it, learn it, love it.
If you want it bad enough you will be there. If not, take that spring break trip. This will at least get rid of officers who never study for these exams, show up, then bitch when the results come out. Get there an hour early to park or just park at a blue line stop and take the train. train stop is right there. Only hard for the whiners on this job or those who can't be inconvenienced by anything.
Well said, THANK YOU!
PArk at the ACADENMY
"...Only hard for the whiners on this job or those who can't be inconvenienced by anything.
Well said, THANK YOU!
3/28/2015 05:17:00 PM
Anonymous said...
PArk at the ACADENMY
3/29/2015 11:50:00 PM"
Did you ever hear the expression,
"He would screw up a one-car funeral."
It is like that. Park at the Academy. Sure, if they would allow it. But then, why not hold the test at the Academy in the first place. It isn't just about making it very easy for everyone. It is about showing common sense in the planning of any small event.
Good luck to all taking the test. And for those who planned the test, you get a C- for planning.
PArk at the ACADENMY
3/29/2015 11:50:00 PM"
Did you ever hear the expression,
"He would screw up a one-car funeral."
It is like that. Park at the Academy. Sure, if they would allow it. But then, why not hold the test at the Academy in the first place. It isn't just about making it very easy for everyone. It is about showing common sense in the planning of any small event.
Good luck to all taking the test. And for those who planned the test, you get a C- for planning.
4/01/2015 08:01:00 PM
Academy not big enough to handle all the test takers.
What did everyone think?
What did everyone think?
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