Friday, May 15, 2015

Pooooor Herbie

The Tribune headline is priceless:
What's the old saying?
  • Life is hard - it's harder if you're stupid
Herbie has definitely been stupid:
  • Trouble has followed 18-year-old Herbert Pulgar since 2012, his mother said, when his winning design for a new city sticker drew controversy for images of what some termed as gang symbols.
Pretty much everyone agreed that the "heart" symbol Herbie used figures prominently in the "maniac latin disciple" lore. Then there's the fact that Herbie admitted to Channel 2 News he had gang colors, symbols and hand signs on his social media page (this link is still active almost 2.5 years later):
  • Pulgar did acknowledge that his Facebook page, which has since been made private, had pictures of him flashing gang signs, but he said that was a “stupid” mistake from his past. He admitted he’s been in trouble before, but claimed working to win the contest was his way of trying to turn his life around.
Then there's the numerous times we covered Herbie's brushes with the law. Numerous hot cars, a UUW if we aren't mistaken, assorted public peace violations and a few charges related to his chosen nickname of "Herb Dilla".... you know - weed dealer.

Hey, here's an idea for momma - how about releasing Herbie juvenile record to the public? Show how he was on the straight and narrow all the way up until those nasty police pointed out what everyone else seemed to willingly ignore? That'd be fair, right?

If anyone wants to see how this all played out over the years, head over to our archives in February 2012 and scroll through. We must have written half-a-dozen articles about this nonsense and the media-types picking Herbie up off the ground and brushing off his poor little gang-banging knees while patting him on the head and telling him what a good boy he was. They had to...since his dad was (and most likely still is) a drug dealing fugitive in South America with an outstanding Interpol warrant.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found great humor in the statement that herbie is 18 but has the mental capacity of a 13yr old. No shit, mom. Dead by 25?! I hope so.

5/15/2015 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herbie's transgressions are all of a minor nature and show that he is a high spirited lad. After all, what are a few hi-jinks? Herbie is remodeling his life and preparing for the life of a productive citizen. He is considering going into public service and becoming a political figure.

5/15/2015 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No parent or attorney would stick thier kid/client neck directly onto a noose.
That record will never see the light of day.
You guys know as well as her
The kid was no angel.

5/15/2015 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After all this time and obviously all that drug money, couldn't someone have purchased this Hispanic Nosferatu some braces? Jeez...he's going to poke someone's eyes out with those things.

5/15/2015 05:59:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

The media darling is now a media mule. How enlightening.

5/15/2015 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That kid was on a downward spiral from the moment of conception. Mama picked a great daddy--dope dealing thug who was a fugitive from the law. Way to go momma.

Poor lil Herb Dilla. Soon to be another statistic. I give him to the ripe old age of 21. Unless of course the district commander pays him a home visit...


5/15/2015 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Herbie ever get braces? He had some pretty gnarly chompers if I remember correctly.

5/15/2015 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best thing that can happen to this kid is five years felony probation. You just know he's going to fuck-up and violate the term of his probation. Liken to a guillotine being help over his head, that's the way to go.

5/15/2015 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herbie You Mutt...GET A LIFE!


5/15/2015 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, there are no more maniac latin disciples. Our superintendent said he was going to destroy them, so it must be true. Oh, by the way, crime is down...

5/15/2015 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Herb Dilla said...

It's hard out here for a pimp.

5/15/2015 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will he maybe get a summer internship in the city clerk Mendoza office? She after all felt sorry that a police officer looked and realized the gang symbols in her sticker contest, and she did give the thug a grand!

5/15/2015 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the headline. Knew it had to be a quote from someone else. Herb Dilla could never articulate the phrase "downward spiral."

5/15/2015 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the whole family..all pieces of shit.

5/15/2015 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he could hook up with the kid copper, who worked for a day as CPD? The new "starsky and Hutch" maybe they could do city sticker enforcement as herbie knows what they should look like by now! City clerk Mendoza has an "investigative unit" Here are 2 candidates that you know herbie already!

5/15/2015 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

Funny, probably a lot of the article is true, beyond
*it all started from having his dream work torn apart by mean-spirited cops*. Now, crying momma, think about it, how much of his ruined life is due to your bad choices? The leftists want to keep the cycle active, with more and more Herb Dillas in an unending cycle of poverty, dependence, and (D) voters.

5/15/2015 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

He is considering going into public service and becoming a political figure.

Mom said he only has mentality of a 13 year old so way too mature and thoughtful to be a politician. Especially in Illinoi$.

5/15/2015 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell is his song, "Nothing to do with no Gangs"?

5/15/2015 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herbie is a product of his Environment,Shit Parents and bad Neighborhood,Im Latino and these,Kids are in an Uphill Battle,I hope he Straightens his life out,Po from 018.

5/15/2015 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's merely engaging in a rite-of-passage. Not exactly sure where he's passaging to, though.

5/15/2015 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should get a ghoulish pool going odds on next felonious arrest and how long thug can survive? You want info elected a brutally honest opinion ask some blue shirt street cops! People get elected obviously not because they are smart, they get elected because they are able to bull s**t the dumb! People buy into their lies, look at bobby fioretti, for recent example how much did some give this beggar? You got burned Chicago style!

5/15/2015 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Herbie is a product of his Environment,Shit Parents and bad Neighborhood,Im Latino and these,Kids are in an Uphill Battle,I hope he Straightens his life out,Po from 018.

5/15/2015 02:15:00 PM

So, I grew up in the same neighborhood, went to public schools, made the Dean's List all four years of college and became a police officer. Except for the questionable choice of profession, I did pretty well for myself. ;-) Herbie could have made better choices, too.

5/15/2015 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell is his song, "Nothing to do with no Gangs"?

5/15/2015 01:45:00 PM
YES...As I said before - get a Task force together for this and find it.

We need to hear that techno beat again.

Herbie's Rave, "I did the Best I can"

Let's dance!

5/16/2015 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Won Hung Low said...

We could use Herbie to park cars in Chinatown.

We could give him another chance. We are good people.

We also liked his song. We tired of that Korean guy's Gangnam Style song.

We want Herbie Style song.


5/16/2015 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...If something doesn’t change quickly, Loor is afraid her son will be killed...."
Um, momma, who is responsible for seeing that change is initiated and takes place??? Especially with a kid who isn't competent mentally to be responsible for himself, heh? Call me a privileged white person, but I always thought that was a PARENT's job.

5/16/2015 12:12:00 PM  

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