If Obama Had a Son...
- A man was ordered held on a $250,000 bond Friday after police said he left a suspicious backpack a block away from President Barack Obama’s Kenwood neighborhood home.
Prosecutors allege the man also claimed to be President Obama's son
Sorry, the comedy value of this one alone was worth the post.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
23 Comments:
He was just on the phone with his college advisor... It's worked for others, I 've been told!
Is he trayvon's long lost twin brother?
I'm sure Barry has a son somewhere.
Comedy gold.
P.S. Ronda Rousey is badass.
--No Cop Here
Let me guess: The backpack was as empty as Dad's campaign rhetoric ?
Like the punchline to the old joke:
Audience: What was in the backpack?
Comedian: It was full of bullshit, just like this story.
Is his birth certificate top secret too???
Great God! It's...
>strutting backwards down the middle of the street at 4 AM, shouting up at some third-floor window<
"TrayVON! TrayVON!"
This is getting metaphysical. I'm outta here.
Not funny SCC. I was on scene, this 20 yoa kid is mentally disturbed and needed a mental evaluation not a CB#.
RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper. 1954-2015
What was in the backpack, besides dirty socks and underwear?
Looks like him maybe it could be his illegitimate son?
Sons are so wonderful.
11:57
Jenkum
What did he have in the backpack? Skittles?
Maybe he will have a son during his third term
Anonymous said...
What was in the backpack, besides dirty socks and underwear?
8/02/2015 11:57:00 AM
Old bus passes, old condoms, a stolen wallet and a card from Leak & Sons Funeral Homes
Mental eval HAHAHA not with all the cuts to mental health! We will see him again
"...and a card from Leak & Sons Funeral Homes"
8/02/2015 06:13:00 PM
"Leak & Sons Funeral Homes offer a full line of quality end of life services. We have a large selection of caskets, urns, and clothing to fit every budget."
"...this 20 yoa kid is mentally disturbed and needed a mental evaluation not a CB#."
8/02/2015 08:20:00 AM
Lot of perfectly sane people need help they'll never get -- and they're not messing around the barricades at the President's house, either.
Too clean and quiet and polite to be noticed.
No matter. They will be gone soon enough, to make room for some manless "blended family" of 3 women and 17 kids, none with the same last name.
THEN you will get calls for service.
AND IF Obama HAD A CAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE CECIL
See America- you have Chicago politics on a nation-wide scale now. I bet the US of A is the laughing stock of the whole world.
Who's your daddy?
I can be your daddy.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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