Sunday, September 20, 2015

Openings!

A bunch of openings around the city - some in nice districts:
  • 001 - 4
    002 - 6
    006 - 4
    008 - 2
    010 - 2
    012 - 2
    016 - 6
    018 - 2
    019 - 6
    020 - 4
    022 - 2
Good luck.

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65 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

123 PAR forms submitted in 005 so far.

9/20/2015 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 needs some openings we are depleted especially on 3rd watch. Days has people with 3yrs on job put them on mids or 3rd watch.

9/20/2015 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please former tac superstars from 007. 012 needs you please go there and show them how it's done. Par forms will be at the desk waiting for you.

9/20/2015 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another 6 in 019... The Eli Effect is still rippling.

9/20/2015 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005 has 246 officers struggling on the 10 hour day....why is there no openings there? 002 has openings wtf! its a dead district with high seniority...SCC please look at the numbers...if 005 is a panacea for scheduling in the future why is there no openings there?

9/20/2015 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retirements, dicks and sgts have depleted the ranks of 017 some more. Maybe these new special people that have appeared somehow are all we're getting? Can't even man a late rapid in 017 if one of the two po's that are assigned are off. Of course, they're already working a late car most days. And the diet continues. Maybe 140 is the desired number now...

9/20/2015 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

123 PAR forms submitted in 005 so far.

9/20/2015 12:41:00 AM


No way?!?!!! Is that true?? If so, that speaks volumes.

9/20/2015 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all of you gung ho cowboys who feel that officers in 016 are lazy, dont do shit, etc. Well this is your chance. Come into 016 and teach us old timers how to be the police.

9/20/2015 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you bid on IOD?

9/20/2015 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, if you bid to 016 every car runs 99.

9/20/2015 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make it 124 Par forms
I putting mines in too. KJ and Capt P are by far the worst ever.

9/20/2015 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's Goin on in 002nd district?
Is TW still having his bipolar episodes or is it Capt A

9/20/2015 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that over a hundred fifty Par forms have already been submitted from the 003rd District, that's nearly half of the District. EVERYONE is tired of all the shit, micromanaging, backstabbing upper management! Not everyone but some of us are outta her biotches!!!!! Average age on Tact is under 3 years otj. Good Luck with that! Most of them don't know shit other than wearing fashion jeans and baseball caps and sporting their new tattoos! Also, wait till the Sgts bids open up. I'm hearing that nearly ALL of them will be bidding out and the older ones are all putting their papers in. Oh my? who will run the district? Oh I know the Commander and XO!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Bye Bye!

9/20/2015 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005th District
Maybe it's because people don't trust a Boss that doesn't have their backs.
How do you dump two good tactical officers from tact for doing their job correctly?
Regardless if it was one to 1000 bags of weed, they upheld the integrity of the department.
If the order says it then they can do it. Now the XO and KJ don't know how to fix it and have not restored the officers so make that 2 more Par forms please. Also the media is about to give coverage. Check the records.
When this incident occurred, special privileges were requested by the officer and the Sgt should have stuck a CR number up his ass.
Now there's a CR number on the officers and the sergeant plus the officers were dumped from tact because it was a police officers family member. How could something like this be allowed and during that month alone over 8 vehicles were impounded By other officers and drivers were arrested for having as little as a bag of weed in the car.
So please tell me, do police officers family members get special privileges and do not fall under the same scrutiny of the law and Chicago police department general orders as a normal citizen?
If that's the case, then we have a bigger problem in this city and this is a form of retaliatory punishment and corruption.
Ever wonder why the public don't trust us cause we're so fucked up within. I hope these officers file a lawsuit against the department.
4 more and I'm out the door. By the way, please don't send us desk officer back to the street then I'd have little to no time to post on the Blog😩

9/20/2015 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

No openings in the 'Ville.

9/20/2015 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a reason 16 has a dash in front of it on this list. The bosses are - sanity, simple math.

9/20/2015 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you value your reason and your life stay as far away from the 012th District as you can. It's rotted through and through with the a singular malignity starting at the top and infecting all in its shadow. Beware of 012.

SH

221B Baker St
London

9/20/2015 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More dogs to the good/nice districts.

9/20/2015 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come to 016 if you are a worker and protect the homeland also johhny g n capt hooten a decents booses f-ck the ghetto

9/20/2015 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to 001 and 018,Where you process shoplifters for Michigan ave.

9/20/2015 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got off foot patrol, do you think I could make the bid to 018 on afternoons?

9/20/2015 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roughly 80 pars so far in 011.

9/20/2015 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im bidding to 16 and then bidding on days and go shopping every day and then go home for lunch.

9/20/2015 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can 016 only have 6 openings when they aren't even half staffed? They're down about 120 people.

9/20/2015 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no more nice places in the shitty of Chiraq.

9/20/2015 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to submit my par form and bid for 010, as I want to be over supervised by the legendary Day Sgt.. LOL

Col Hanibal Smith

9/20/2015 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous 11th Dist King said...


I am going to submit my par form and bid for 010, as I want to be over supervised by the legendary Day Sgt.. LOL

Col Hanibal Smith

SHUT UP FOOL, this is Mr.T

Dont come over to my dist and mess with the legendary Ramon 1020. He is a legend in his own mind, talks constantly, over thinks everything, berates P.O.s, thinks he is god, thinks he is the best sgt in the world. I called him out on the radio one day on his jibber jabber and he committed a felony by threatening me. He stated, "I am Ramon Fairy, BT 1020, I will meet you in the alley behind the station and I will kick your ass". Now being a tough guy myself I would have taken him up on his offer, but he would have had his 2nd watch officers attack me.

1020, SHUT UP FOOL, QUIT YO JIBBER JABBER, DONT MAKE ME MAD!!!!!

9/20/2015 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

017 has been left short staffed and it has been unfair and unsafe!

9/20/2015 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I just got off foot patrol, do you think I could make the bid to 018 on afternoons?

9/20/2015 09:49:00 AM

Dude, the only think you can do is put in your par form. Just do it. Don't listen to the naysayers.

9/20/2015 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005 has 246 officers struggling on the 10 hour day....why is there no openings there? 002 has openings wtf! its a dead district with high seniority...SCC please look at the numbers...if 005 is a panacea for scheduling in the future why is there no openings there?

9/20/2015 01:08:00 AM

You don't quite seem to understand how openings work. Hopefully when you get enough time on the job to bid out of 005 you can figure it out.

9/20/2015 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....For all of you gung ho cowboys who feel that officers in 016 are lazy, dont do shit, etc. Well this is your chance. Come into 016 and teach us old timers how to be the police.....

Requirement is 30 years plus to enter!

LOL

9/20/2015 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any openings at the range? Poor coppers there must be overworked!

9/20/2015 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Swine Flew said...

Wow
Did a little research, and I'm wondering if anyone can confirm that 016, especially midnights, is a nightmare. No time off, and worse, the bosses who are from 011, who I thought were good eggs, are being made out to be unmitigated asshats. Going out of your way to jamb up blue shirts? Say it ain't so! However, the devil you know, is better than the one you don't know.
As a wise old timer recently said,"the job is dead kid"...

9/20/2015 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's Goin on in 002nd district?
Is TW still having his bipolar episodes or is it Capt A

9/20/2015 07:26:00 AM

Nothing is going on. I like it here.

9/20/2015 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in 001 you'll be working 99... gotta keep those 7 do nothing tact teams fully staffed.

9/20/2015 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that over a hundred fifty Par forms have already been submitted from the 003rd District, that's nearly half of the District. EVERYONE is tired of all the shit, micromanaging, backstabbing upper management! Not everyone but some of us are outta her biotches!!!!! Average age on Tact is under 3 years otj. Good Luck with that! Most of them don't know shit other than wearing fashion jeans and baseball caps and sporting their new tattoos! Also, wait till the Sgts bids open up. I'm hearing that nearly ALL of them will be bidding out and the older ones are all putting their papers in. Oh my? who will run the district? Oh I know the Commander and XO!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Bye Bye!

The line to get the PAR forms signed in 003 looked like the currency exchanges on the 3rd of the month! Out the door! The line was so long that people walking into the station thought they were giving out free shit! I'm hearing the Commander had an attitude and didn't speak to one person and was throwing the signed forms across the desk.

Also, just heard the last of the older Tact guys just put there PAR forms to leave too.
On top of that a few Sgt's were talking the other day and apparently they are all leaving in the next period or two.
MASS EXODUS! WTF? Doesn't the Superintendent or Mayor give a shit? I guess not.

9/20/2015 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not real familiar with how assignments and districts work in the CPD since I'm not one. But for Christ's sake can we get some ass-kickers in 16 to help with the bullshit that is going on in the home-turf.

9/20/2015 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I go to any of these districts and become the Compstat or CPIC officer?
The CPIC officer in my district is like a ghost payroller. He works maybe 4 hours a day and is given every opportunity for copious OT.

9/20/2015 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 is down over 100 POs and Gar says 6 openings is good enough. Every car in 016 rides 99 already and they still can't man all beats. Thanks, dick.

9/20/2015 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Management may be part of the problem in the third district but the bigger problem is the mentality of the police officers who work there.

9/20/2015 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got off foot patrol, do you think I could make the bid to 018 on afternoons
--------------------------------------------------
You got a great chance getting it. They just got 2 PPO just off the foot patrol last period. On the par foam state that you did more on foot patrol then guys with 10 yoj have done in a car in your district or 018. Attach your resume and if you got any special awards while in the training division.
Make certain that your boss hand carries it to the cmdr. I think you might make Tac in 018 after learning the streets there.
Remember the FOP gets a copy so you are protected.

9/20/2015 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

005th District
Maybe it's because people don't trust a Boss that doesn't have their backs.
How do you dump two good tactical officers from tact for doing their job correctly?
Regardless if it was one to 1000 bags of weed, they upheld the integrity of the department.
If the order says it then they can do it. Now the XO and KJ don't know how to fix it and have not restored the officers so make that 2 more Par forms please. Also the media is about to give coverage. Check the records.
When this incident occurred, special privileges were requested by the officer and the Sgt should have stuck a CR number up his ass.
Now there's a CR number on the officers and the sergeant plus the officers were dumped from tact because it was a police officers family member. How could something like this be allowed and during that month alone over 8 vehicles were impounded By other officers and drivers were arrested for having as little as a bag of weed in the car.
So please tell me, do police officers family members get special privileges and do not fall under the same scrutiny of the law and Chicago police department general orders as a normal citizen?
If that's the case, then we have a bigger problem in this city and this is a form of retaliatory punishment and corruption.
Ever wonder why the public don't trust us cause we're so fucked up within. I hope these officers file a lawsuit against the department.
4 more and I'm out the door. By the way, please don't send us desk officer back to the street then I'd have little to no time to post on the Blog��


Desk Officer you are NOT, Tact Sgt you probably are.......LOL

9/20/2015 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Mayor Tiny Dancer give up his company of police drivers, guards, lackeys, bootlicks, doormen, and coat holders and have them reassigned to the street? Hell no he won't. It's all bullshit as usual. What the hell, there are still officers in 018 who's job it is to be "available" for the multi-millionaire little dick Daley for his assorted errands.

9/20/2015 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002 is not a dead district. It has actually been getting worse.

9/20/2015 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the bosses in 016 are pretty OK. We have a couple Sgts. on mids who are nuts.

9/20/2015 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which district will have most pars? Bet 003 over under 005! Place your bets!

9/20/2015 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. J.G. (016) takes care on his house mouses. He just wants to be left alone and run for alderman again. Here is a question: Why is Lt. J.G. in 016 anyway? Does a conflict of interest exist considering he is the watch commander in the district he ran for alderman in.

9/20/2015 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/20/2015 02:50:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can you bid on IOD?

9/20/2015 06:49:00 AM
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IOD yes, medical, no.

9/20/2015 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come 018. ..your going on 1st watch!

9/20/2015 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeh cause everyone on days in 011 want to get away from the EEOC Lt I know everything but really know nothing. And also from tricky on 3rd watch

9/20/2015 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck it I'm done
A quick IOD sounds good right about now.
I'm gonna fall out the chair so I don't have to work the street

9/21/2015 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow
Did a little research, and I'm wondering if anyone can confirm that 016, especially midnights, is a nightmare. No time off, and worse, the bosses who are from 011, who I thought were good eggs, are being made out to be unmitigated asshats. Going out of your way to jamb up blue shirts? Say it ain't so! However, the devil you know, is better than the one you don't know.
As a wise old timer recently said,"the job is dead kid"...


You, sir, are on the right page. The midnight crew in 016 is, well...let's just say, it's very odd and different. It is very hard to get t/d. They just don't have a lot of people and it's a big district. The midnight Lt. (Not sure if his first name starts with a "T", but last name starts w/ an "E") is a major tool. So is his smarmy midget desk sgt. Two total strokes. The p.o.'s on the desk are nice. Some strange people on the watch. The biggest problem, though, is the Lt and Sgt. If you can get afternoons, and can put up with a few months on midnights, it would only be for 3 months.

Afternoons crew is much better, top to bottom. Good luck.

9/21/2015 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002 is not a dead district. It has actually been getting worse.



lol I worked in the deuce in 2012 and it had the dumbest, laziest do nothings around! Watching 3 movies on their DVD'S was activity

9/21/2015 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Lt. J.G. (016) takes care on his house mouses. He just wants to be left alone and run for alderman again. Here is a question: Why is Lt. J.G. in 016 anyway? Does a conflict of interest exist considering he is the watch commander in the district he ran for alderman


You already won the election, but thanks for checking in, Alderman Arena.

9/21/2015 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lt. J.G. (016) takes care on his house mouses. He just wants to be left alone and run for alderman again. Here is a question: Why is Lt. J.G. in 016 anyway? Does a conflict of interest exist considering he is the watch commander in the district he ran for alderman in.

9/20/2015 10:45:00 PM

The next run for alderman isn't for three and a half years. You really have a problem, but it isn't the lieutenant. Your bitterness is leaking out. You should have that attended to.

9/21/2015 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No openings in 4? 4 is struggling to fill the beat cars and there's no openings?

9/21/2015 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to be the days BBQ Officer that is always pouring charcoal everyday and fiddling with the tin foil antenna radio next to the Sally port while he "watches the lot" everyday.

9/21/2015 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Welcome to 001 and 018,Where you process shoplifters for Michigan ave.

9/20/2015 09:35:00 AM

God forbid you have to do your job

9/21/2015 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

010 is great. "Mostly" good bosses. Has its ups and downs but since Cmdr V arrived things have improved greatly. And if you get tired of the bs just go s of cermak. It's a whole new world, like 2 districts in 1. If you're an idiot, stay away. We already have our chosen special few.

9/21/2015 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Remember, if you bid to 016 every car runs 99.

9/20/2015 07:01:00 AM

I actually saw a 10/4 unit, 2nd watch Saturday morning around 0800 on 12's beat in 016. I was shocked.

9/21/2015 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come 018. ..your going on 1st watch!

9/20/2015 11:26:00 PM

Sounds like you scared of losing seniority office

9/21/2015 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the idiot bad mouthing lt J .G you must a clout cry baby, i work for the lt 016 and i must say after doing 16 years in the ghetto johnny is a decent boss who cares about his people he want to run for alderman again thats his business i wish he would run for mayor, nnow back to dugans get drunk and tell everybosy what a worthless po you are
signed
016 working po n/w side

9/21/2015 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous MS said...

Whoever the lucky officers are that make the two openings 018 should have no delusions about getting a spot like the two officers sitting outside the Starbucks at Clyborn and Division all night. Those are spots created for those idiots who started in 018 and have been in 018 their whole careers.

9/21/2015 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 midnights has some antisocial coppers, and an asshat Sgt. Beware also the short female that likes getting numbers on other officers.

9/22/2015 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 District midnight sgts and the Lt are the biggest goofs. God help you if you land on midnights. The sgts who all came from 011 think they are hot shit bunch of strokes. LMFAO

9/27/2015 12:04:00 AM  

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