Thursday, September 17, 2015

Peaceful CompStat Expected

It's Thursday, so the hurricane flags should be flying at 35th Street today....except for one thing:
  • Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is on his honeymoon in Greece.
We thought the bosses all looked a bit more relaxed, as if they had a good bowel movement and their sphincters weren't clenched hard enough to produce diamonds from coal. We think we even saw one boss smile. No word if CompStat is going international.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

With Eli?

9/17/2015 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is good to be king.
Two honeymoons in eight and a half months.
Yes, it is good to be king.

9/17/2015 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good idea going to Greece. At least it's already destroyed, so he can't do too much damage.

9/17/2015 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Trooper found guilty of assault over strip search. Come on people, is it really worth it? Over what? A few bags of dope?

9/17/2015 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad timing. Honeymoon just as the muslim invasion, or Haraj, kicks into high gear.

Stay off of Lesbos, boss.

9/17/2015 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to help out the economy in Greece!

9/17/2015 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you can guess who the gondolier is for Garry[sic} and his little uber lawyer from Park Ridge. If you said Dean Andrews you're dead, or drowned, wrong! It's the man with the oar, Rick Simon! Whats that you say? Gondoliers aren't from Greece? Okay, I give up.

9/17/2015 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who in their right mind goes to Greece for a honeymoon these days?

9/17/2015 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is why they let Gary and his Farakan look a like push them around like that. It's funny as all hell to watch the commanders squirm as if someone was putting a finger in their butt. What a fucked up department. Damn all you suck ass brown noses (cesario, faint, fart, poop my panties) for ruining a once great department with all your statistic bullshit.

9/17/2015 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So #2 will be chairing comcrap, up there trying to be McDope. Don't laugh too hard peoples.

9/17/2015 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strange...recently, the boss hasn't been sticking around all night, as usual. Laughter was actually heard in the halls of Filmore last night.

9/17/2015 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a waste of time.

Have those exempts who study the whole week for their big quiz put on the street on MID-NIGHTS for a day a week.

The ass hats can't come up with any new ideas and are TOO lazy to put an idea to paper. Hell they can't even take care of the police stations they are supposed to be the boss in. Showers that don't work, piss stalls with garbage bags on them for weeks, broken chairs, computer out of date, ancient printers that break everyday, loose wires in squad cars etc etc...

9/17/2015 07:36:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

I used to like it when Superman used to make a diamond out of coal and give it away to someone who needed money.

9/17/2015 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like this has to be addressed:

Can someone tell the 003rd District Commander to go back to Management School and learn to address his people.
Apparently they had a shooting yesterday and he berated a decent Lt. And several Sgt.'s after going into a tizzy about another shit head getting shot on 66/Cottage. Guess what bossman, your in the 003rd District and gang members are going to get shot. That is not a reason to scream, spit and foam at the mouth and further demoralize ALL of your supervisory staff in front of a bunch of PO's.


The Commander is James E. Jones.

So what's the story with this slug??

Merit guy or what?

9/17/2015 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that's why he didn't show up to the Gold Star Memorial candle light vigil last night. Guess some things are just more important.

9/17/2015 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha funniest post in a while

9/17/2015 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well isn't this place a geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere."
– Ulysses Everett McGill

It's apparent that Rahm has chosen and retained Gmac, a man "with a capacity for abstract thought".

9/17/2015 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a pleasure not to hear his voice at our sacred park for the vigil

9/17/2015 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay off of Lesbos, boss.

No, wrong. Head right over to Lesbos boss. Right now. Plenty of whiskey for you there.

9/17/2015 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, you can't call these bosses men or women, because they don't open their mouths at these meetings! Second now the sgt's and lt's know how it feels to be berated in front of the troops!

9/17/2015 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) This just in, on wls radio the news is talking about how rahm "found more millions" to help reduce property tax hike! Come on rahm stop the nonsense fund the pension how many billions do you have hidden! Chicago will never go bankrupt, it would allow auditors in to look at all the criminally stolen billions by the daley crime family along with the "rahm crew" and of course the fitty "I sees nothin" like sheep!

9/17/2015 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Do not put them on midnights. Keep them the fuck away from us.

9/17/2015 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luv the ga ga coverage on McCarthy and his current wife from Sneed (no mention of the former Mrs. McCarthy who accompanied Garry here when he first took the job or the messy divorce or Garry's serial philandering...)

As for his politically connected bride, our her in-laws, Committeeman Randy Barnette and Alderman Marge Laurino still keeping a vacation home in suburban Park Ridge as a retreat from the stresses of life in the 39th Ward?

9/17/2015 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How was compstat? Anything pertinent or exciting? Or was it typical bash a boss/bash a cop

9/17/2015 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honeymoon? Hope him and rahm have fun

9/18/2015 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like it not Jones made SGT and LT by score. Just goes to show, doesn't matter if you make by score or merit, A jag off is still a jag off.

Just remember, 70% or LTs and SGTs are made by rank order off the list. So 7 out of 10. If you did a poll, or some kind of supervisory 360 degree evaluation you'll find the supervisors that rank lowest in confidence by the troops, not all, but most will be those made by score. They might be smart but they dont have the stones to make decisions. Again, not all, but most.

9/18/2015 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Political job insurance for Garry? Rahm is tight with the extended Laurino clan (ghost pay rolling, hired trucks, City College scamming, etc.), so Garry's new spouse may help in terms of his job longevity.

9/18/2015 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Trooper found guilty of assault over strip search. Come on people, is it really worth it? Over what? A few bags of dope?

No,the war on drugs is a failure. I hope some of our Officers learn something from this video.

9/18/2015 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy is disaster waiting for history to call him so.

9/18/2015 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah, numbers, activity, contact cards, blah blah blah. Bloated white collar salaries for white shirts with degrees from no name schools, blah blah blah. Make the bosses happy blah blah blah.

9/18/2015 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

9/18/2015 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Score vs. Merit...

Some of the most insufferable, one-way, white shirted prigs
on this job are the ones who made it by score.

Making it "by score" means they don't have to listen to anybody
anymore because they're "right."

And they will tell this to all who have ears...
Promotional examinations for CPD
SORELY need a "Fitness To Lead" component
to weed out the people skills challenged whether
they're by score or by merit.

9/18/2015 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a person who yells, screams, raises his voice loudly....all indicative of basic insecurity, a lack of character....when you have nothing to say, no ideas of substance, then yell and criticize your employees.....the end result: the guy yelling is the biggest dummy in the room

9/18/2015 05:21:00 PM  

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