Monday, September 14, 2015

This is a "Safe Passage"?

The Department released a pamphlet of the so-called "Safe Passage" routes across the city to the affected Districts recently. This one caught a couple of eyes:


We certainly hope everyone in this ::ahem:: Safe Passage area is using proper....protection.

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Anonymous Uncle Paul said...

All those kids to play "Flip the peeny" with! HOPE THE SPITTING SNAKE ISN'T THERE!

9/14/2015 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little crooked eh, must be a polish neighborhood ha.
On a weirder note,
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-fox-lake-police-shooting-threats-20150913-story.html
wtf is this guy thinking?

9/14/2015 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Ruth said...

65th St. and Winchester is a very sensitive area. Give it "special attention".

9/14/2015 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's in 007 and the route is the same name as a Sergeant in 007 who just happens to be a big.....

9/14/2015 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired Chicago Cop threatens Fox Lake investigators!

9/14/2015 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Otoole? Bwahahahahaha. Priceless.

9/14/2015 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just hope, for the children's sake, that is really safe.

9/14/2015 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!!! Maybe the Dept. will fine itself like the Univ. of Kansas Marching Band did last week.

9/14/2015 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hhhhmmmm, this is very similar to a figure that was engraved into the 011 Dist stall walls in honor of LT JA(ret, thankfully) aka "Jam you up Johnny". Maybe JA come out of retirement to work at kool aid headquarters and wanted to have something to remember his legacy by.

Col Hanibal Smith
A-Team

9/14/2015 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw that a couple of weeks ago and I thought it was just some copper being funny. But upon closer examination I noticed it really was from the department.

9/14/2015 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the schools name is O'toole"...LOL

9/14/2015 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously this zone is assigned to the detective squad...

9/14/2015 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help! I am being oppressed by the Patriarchy!

9/14/2015 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought the Safe Passage Zone was a dick move.

9/14/2015 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which Dickhead designed this safe passage zone?

9/14/2015 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We always hear about someone getting the "blue weenie", now we have a visual.

9/14/2015 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Safe Passage?"

Successfully dropping a big, hard, flaming deuce
without injury?

9/14/2015 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone catch the article on abc 7 about Joey "weed" Bataglia? Moron was fired from CPD years ago for trying to buy weed off an IAD officer (moron)!! A bunch of sympathizers cried foul. Now, this ass clown is arrested for threatening the Lake County coroners office. Apparently Joey "weed" Bataglia is demanding that Lt. Glieniwicz death be ruled a suicide. Apparently he tried to conceal the call, which he made from his own cell phone, by dialing *67 before making the call!! Stay classy, Joe! I worked with this loser at VSEP and he was a loud mouth asshole then, and it looks like nothing has changed. I'm curious what his sympathizers have to say now!? Loser

9/14/2015 07:03:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Proofreading anyone?

9/14/2015 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least this time, Safe Passage will make a vas deferens in crime statistics...

9/14/2015 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

WHOA!... I thought I was having a flash-back.

Except for that (ahem) *interesting graphic*, if I didn't know better I'd say I was looking at a 'Xerox' copy of an Architectural drawing aka: 'Blueprint' -- which haven't really been 'blue' in over 40 years (but that's another story).

I'm not kidding that's how walls are drawn. With the streets names being room names, and that heavy dash as a wall construction type like a Fire Wall. Though that type shown would be only one of a few hundred drawings in the set. Like a few with all the dimensions and notes.

Thanks to computers and 'CAD' drawings there's almost too much info given now in a set of construction plans. ('almost' being the operative word)

9/14/2015 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Toole!

9/14/2015 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bears a strong resemblance to the 25 th district stamp of approval.

9/14/2015 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay within the designated area and you got it dicked.

9/14/2015 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't even ask what one has to do to get the area enlarged.

9/14/2015 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Bumpy come up with that route?

9/14/2015 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look at the directions it's correct! One block around save passage.

9/14/2015 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just sums up the waste of this program and the continued wasteful programs in this city!

The money spent on this garbage would be better used towards our pension fund instead!

A Pension fund that is earned and owed towards our retirement and not a gift, like some asshole politicians believe!

9/14/2015 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See 10g off to a good start this season. Think I will play his picks this year.

9/14/2015 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think "shaved" is in charge of that district

9/14/2015 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay parents to walk their children? Just amazing. Nowadays it seems nobody walks their kids to school anymore. Why even up in 016 parents will drive their kids a couple blocks to school. And you wonder why we have an obesity problem?

9/14/2015 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Operation Safe Package

9/14/2015 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.cookcountyil.gov/2015/09/10/preckwinkle-praises-accomplishments-of-cook-county-department-of-homeland-security-and-emergency-management-as-michael-masters-departs-post/


Preckwinkle Praises Accomplishments of Cook County Department of Homeland Security and Emergency Management as Michael Masters Departs Post

Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle announced today that Michael Masters, the executive director of the Cook County Department of Homeland Security and Emergency Management, will leave his position at the end of September to join strategic consulting firm The Soufan Group as senior vice president.

“We are grateful to Michael for his years of service to the residents of Cook County,” Preckwinkle said. “As I often mention, when I took office, the Department of Homeland Security and Emergency Management was one of two County agencies that I knew was under investigation by various entities. Michael effectively transitioned the department to one that has not only made the safety and security of our communities a top priority, but that is now recognized as a national model in multiple areas. The programs instituted under his leadership have made our municipalities more resilient and our County more secure.”

Since joining the Preckwinkle administration four years ago, Masters has overseen the development of comprehensive planning, information-sharing, operations, logistics, training, cyber security and grants management programs. Under Masters’ leadership, the department increased the amount of federal grant funding received by the County, using those funds to develop innovative programs that support local, state and federal partners; address natural hazards and information security threats; counter targeted violence and protect critical infrastructure, as well as communal spaces such as schools and houses of worship; and train residents in resiliency.

“It has been an honor and privilege to serve as President Preckwinkle’s executive director of Homeland Security and Emergency Management,” Masters said. “I am proud of the work that we have done to undertake an organizational redesign of the department, developing innovative programs that have enhanced the safety and security of Cook County and our residents while serving as an example to other jurisdictions. I am – similarly – confident in the state of the department and its ability to have an ongoing positive impact on our regional preparedness through a whole community, all-hazards approach. I am grateful for the opportunity to work for this administration and look forward to continuing to have a positive impact on public safety.”

9/14/2015 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with city finances being what they are, soon only safe passage "zone" will be the corridor from Mayor's abode to City Hall.

All will be deployed to that safe passage area :)

9/14/2015 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hows a bout a VRI safe passage route for the elite of Sauaganash? Everything south of the Kennedy and east of the Edens is scary...

9/14/2015 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tool, same Sgt who couldn't believe aggravated assault with a firearm is a misdemeanor. Hhahahahaaaaa. By the way, I love how he wears NFL jerseys to work, ToooooooooooL

9/14/2015 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find that the Safe Passage does not include an Erogenous Zone.
That's sexist.
I demand an immediate withdrawal.
Signed,
Mayor Spooge Squirt.

9/14/2015 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, you can't make this sh** up !

9/14/2015 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey weed bataglia got his job back after the weed incident then he retired. Truly a mental always has been

9/14/2015 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of boss looks at this? Thats like when "Smart coppers" found the gang reference in the city sticker drawing which Susie Mendoza city clerk thought was OK, then she gave the kid $1,000.00 as a booby prize! Who checks this stuff? People are paid big salaries and cannot spot anything! time for all new elected and all new bosses the clowns need to leave the building!

Why are we paying parents to take their kids to school,and stand outside "funnin" with others? How many city resources wasted? Why not fund the pension first for the hard working Blue shirt coppers? Why not if your on link you have to be there to monitor the kids? Watched Trump the other night he said "people on welfare want to work and I will make sure they do!" Lets hope it's like during the depression where if you received any government aid you had to work on building roads, this country is in bad shape time for them to work again, watch Trump does this crime goes down, welfare rolls plumment win!Win!

9/14/2015 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Balls said...

There have been some recent calls about the Gaylords banging in that area.

9/14/2015 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They borrowed it from Head Start.

9/14/2015 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last years route seemed larger? Her Hee... A decrease in the increase.

9/14/2015 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's in 007 and the route is the same name as a Sergeant in 007 who just happens to be a big.

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Yeah he is the guy that thinks Leo S is the greatest copper that ever lived, he is still waiting for him to pull him over to ISP. Wake up kid, Leo takes care of Leo. Without his wife's juice Leo would still be in a blue shirt telling everyone how great he is.

9/14/2015 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger jcat said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone catch the article on abc 7 about Joey "weed" Bataglia? Moron was fired from CPD years ago for trying to buy weed off an IAD officer (moron)!! A bunch of sympathizers cried foul. Now, this ass clown is arrested for threatening the Lake County coroners office. Apparently Joey "weed" Bataglia is demanding that Lt. Glieniwicz death be ruled a suicide. Apparently he tried to conceal the call, which he made from his own cell phone, by dialing *67 before making the call!! Stay classy, Joe! I worked with this loser at VSEP and he was a loud mouth asshole then, and it looks like nothing has changed. I'm curious what his sympathizers have to say now!? Loser

9/14/2015 07:03:00 AM


Joey seems to have certainly shot his mouth off this time to a new scale which I don't condone in any way. I am not a sympathizer at all BUT if you are going to be childish enough to call someone names at least try to find something resembling balls in your pants and sign your name to it. Oh and fyi he was suspended and not fired and retired like eve other cop. Get your facts straight before being in such a rush to bash others.

John Catanzara 008

9/14/2015 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when your done with safe passage to return to your box. Now fetch me an event number for violence zone number 3,165 and put a lunch ticket behind it.

9/14/2015 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that Safe Passage remembers to wear a raincoat

9/14/2015 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of one of my exes.

9/14/2015 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

demanding that Lt. Glieniwicz death be ruled a suicide
=====================
some really strange stuff going on in that case.

9/14/2015 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I thought that was Page 1 of the new Investigatory Stop Report.

9/14/2015 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey ssc please print my girl friend lives in downers grove, the other day it was a school day and i noticed how all the parents were either walking for driving their small school age childeren to grammer and pre-school i could never understand how in the ghetto i see little kids walking through gang infested areas buy themselves
ps yes im cpd and yes it was my day off .

9/14/2015 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ot.. is fivefrank still around?

9/14/2015 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

07:03

Laughed my ass off!!!!
Joey Bags!
Joey Bag-a-doughnuts!!!
Didn't know about him getting bounced.
Doesn't surprise me then or now.
Biggest STROKE I have ever met on the job.
EVER!!!

9/14/2015 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay parents to walk their children? Just amazing. Nowadays it seems nobody walks their kids to school anymore. Why even up in 016 parents will drive their kids a couple blocks to school. And you wonder why we have an obesity problem?

9/14/2015 09:08:00 AM

Lots of parents walk their kids to school in Mt. Greenwood and Beverly but Rahm doesn't pay them!
WTF??

9/14/2015 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's perfect for O'Toole!

9/14/2015 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safe Package !

9/14/2015 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI...
Whatever you do Don't make up shit on ANY CASE or lie in court.
ASA I Just got canned is paying the price.

9/14/2015 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.infowars.com/kentucky-cop-shot-dead-suspect-lives-near-ferguson/





UPDATE: COP KILLER WAS A ‘BLACK LIVES MATTER’ SUPPORTER
Man who gunned down Kentucky state trooper attended Michael Brown's funeral

9/14/2015 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT --

So what was with Oak Park/015/025 this fine afternoon? Out for a bike ride, OPPD heading lights-on, east towards Austin Ave. just south of Taylor Park, could hear stuff coming from all over, than 2-3 helos, one mostly black, larger/newer, with a fluorescent orange nose hovering mostly over NE corner Taylor Park (Ridgeland/Berkshire) and than an older white helo with blue vertical stabilizer circling, circling all over, general North/Austin area. They worked it north into Galewood, too. Could not make out any markings on a/c with my old eyes.

Obvious they weren't looking for a parking violation. Anyone?

No noticeable smell of napalm...nice to get some sun, anyway, but, jeez.

9/14/2015 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
At least this time, Safe Passage will make a vas deferens in crime statistics...

9/14/2015 07:06:00 AM


NOW THAT'S FUNNY! If you don't get it, look up "vas deferens" in the dictionary.

9/14/2015 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey Batts my old Nieghbor, tells me raccoon snuck down his chimney an pissed in his uniform had to where that day.

9/14/2015 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Congressman Weiner involved?

9/14/2015 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

64th and damen LOOOOGOUT!

9/14/2015 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the good folks in englewood claim to always get stiffed! Ha!

9/14/2015 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They found that in Gary's mouth!!! It belonged to rahm

9/14/2015 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That zone is expanding, it's getting really hot over there.

9/14/2015 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks more like a map of boystown.

9/14/2015 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B.H.O.'s master plan.

9/14/2015 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP , PBPA and all city unions . Time to print and distribute petitions to reduce alderman
Request information on cost to tax payers for making Chicago a sanctuary city ,
Suburbs owe city millions in past due water bills , has city collected
Self insured city is forcing retirees out of city plans , active employees are next .
$1800 a month for husband and wife , this is highway robbery .
This is payback for forcing a runoff against the Chicago neighborhood kid Chuy , property taxes are next

9/14/2015 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baaawaahahaha Thats the merit hack SGT in 7!

Perfect!!

9/14/2015 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well here's da proof, safe passage is a little crooked

9/15/2015 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" the Chicago neighborhood kid Chuy"

The Mexican socialist old crony Chuy.

Rahm is bad, Chuy is way worse.

9/15/2015 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Joey Batts my old Nieghbor, tells me raccoon snuck down his chimney an pissed in his uniform had to where that day.

9/14/2015 07:46:00 PM

A double Huh? Huh??? Huh???

9/15/2015 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it only takes four years of employment to get a Cook County pension? Than he moves on to get another one. Sounds like a profitable hobby to have. He will be working on at least number four pension. About as many as Meters Daley has.

9/15/2015 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" the Chicago neighborhood kid Chuy"

Hasn't he outright admitted that he's an illegal immigrant?

9/15/2015 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Joey seems to have certainly shot his mouth off this time to a new scale which I don't condone in any way. I am not a sympathizer at all BUT if you are going to be childish enough to call someone names at least try to find something resembling balls in your pants and sign your name to it. Oh and fyi he was suspended and not fired and retired like eve other cop. Get your facts straight before being in such a rush to bash others.

John Catanzara 008


Guy was a goof the First time you were in 008 - takes a goof to know a goof.

9/15/2015 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody has a sense of humor. Probably a former Marine, they're always drawing that shit on walls, vehicles, etc.

9/16/2015 04:45:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Where did he have to where (wear) it?

11/02/2015 07:11:00 AM  

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