Parts, More Parts
- Two bones discovered in the West Garfield Park neighborhood Monday afternoon are human and appear to be from an adult, according to the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
The right and left femur, or upper leg bones, along with decomposed soft tissue and adult clothing were examined Tuesday at the medical examiner’s office, according to spokeswoman [...].
The bones are too large to belong to a child, but an anthropology consultation will confirm the results in the next two weeks, [...]. If found to be human, samples will be sent for DNA analysis, which usually takes several months.
That's the second set of parts found in as many months. Any connection? Are the detectives looking for anyone named "Frankenstein"?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Parts is parts...
Where are the rest of the parts?
Skulls and ribcages are usually easy to identify.
They did the "Mash"
They did the "Monster Mash"....
Getting ready for a Halloween haunted house?
Maybe el chapo is in Chicago. How long before bodies are hung from bridges in the sanctuary city.
Sure its not from a family barbeque?
The outcry will be" what are the police doing?" And " they don't care about us".
They found fred flinstones. The long lost grandpa of 1070 Ferr
It's pronounced "Franken-STEEN"
Looking for Frankenstein? More like looking for Jeffrey (as in Dahmer)
I'm never swimming in that lake again! Gross.
Parts is Parts...Either way, there seems to be a serial Killer on the Loose...Three stabbed prostitutes turned up in parks in our district years ago, and I made the same suggestion to management. "You'd better not say that I was warned, and that better not get out to the newspapers...!
Just sayn'...
I find this humerus.
SCC, it's pronounced "Frahn-ken-steen". And my name is "Eye-gore".
I will bet if they look up old reports they will find other body parts found in park.
I know I wrote one on a femur bone found in 1985 when I was a pup on the job
The Bradley sisters are still missing?
"dem bones, dem bones," wonder who owns dem bones? Maybe we need a real csi team here to uncover corruption also, they would have a field day at city hall!
Night of the Non Working Deadbeat.
"It's not Eee-gor, it's Eye-gor."
"But they told me it was Eee-gor."
"Well they were wrong then, weren't they?"
"What is going on over on the west side?"
What, rib cages and things laying around in open-air anatomy exhibitions? It's all a carefully-planned "teaching moment." "606 Trail Big Nature Walk" kind of thing.
Between City Colleges with decomposing bodies shoved into unused classrooms, and RedLoon Theater setting the place ablaze in storms of flying embers (or attempting to and failing on a drizzly night), it's all just part of our "resiliency" lessons involving "the greening of the city." All part of RedLoon's "Group Ritual Imagining Tool" that was drilled into 55,000 kids over this past summer.
(Talk this "tool" s__t to someone tossing a flare into a body-stuffed, gas-soaked stolen car out in the former-productive-industrial Hinterlands -- the impassable and unusable 60% or more of our fair city today.)
Why do you ask?
-- Rahm I. Emanuel, Mayor of [Detroit? Camden? Schenectady? Interchangeable.]
Cannibal Zombies! I repeat.....Cannibal Zombies!
Frau Bluucher
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...
"What is going on over on the west side?"
What, rib cages and things laying around in open-air anatomy exhibitions? It's all a carefully-planned "teaching moment." "606 Trail Big Nature Walk" kind of thing.
Between City Colleges with decomposing bodies shoved into unused classrooms, and RedLoon Theater setting the place ablaze in storms of flying embers (or attempting to and failing on a drizzly night), it's all just part of our "resiliency" lessons involving "the greening of the city." All part of RedLoon's "Group Ritual Imagining Tool" that was drilled into 55,000 kids over this past summer.
(Talk this "tool" s__t to someone tossing a flare into a body-stuffed, gas-soaked stolen car out in the former-productive-industrial Hinterlands -- the impassable and unusable 60% or more of our fair city today...)
10/21/2015 11:28:00 PM
"The city you see is the city THEY want."
(Feeling the urge for one more big ammo
order before we pop smoke. Some more
.45 Colt, 12 gauge, 5.56 and some .45 Super
should do it. This ship repels all boarders and
we fully intend to keep our person secure ;^)
A Potemkin Village plunked down on top of a cemetery
hewn out of a swamp...
All manner of ghastly grinners percolating out of the ground
in curious places.
Wistfully wishing that the somehow, the usual joyful haters along
the media and elected officialdom were to experience the joy
of rotted coffins and their grinning occupants spontaneously erupting
through the floors of their dens during evening TV time...
The usual maligning, shit-talking and upward sleeve laughing
will be forgotten as they tread the backs off each other's shoes
to get to the phone and call 911...
>Snerk!<
Mind's eye of Moperah, the Red Wigged Troll, the Crone with a
Man's Name (and others) agog, bulge-eyed and gobsmacked
amidst upended and turned every-which-way furniture with a
busted open coffin sticking up through the floor...
And speaking of burning cars and what-not...
Recently rolling n/b on the Ryan and had a flash-back as
we motored by the Canalport exit. Deja vu...
Back in '94 or '95, a chase blew by from 023 on a Friday or Saturday night.
"Shots fired at and by The Police" according to the City-Wide.
"South-bound on the North-bound Kennedy..."
WTF? Did we hear that right?
"South-bound on the North-bound Ryan passing Roosevelt..."
Spanking that old faithful Box Chevy through that e/b Ike to s/b Ryan
bend... Didn't look at the speedo, other shit was happening like not
lifting off the throttle (surefire invitation to a spin) and being smooth
with that steering input.
They hit some poor guy head on at Canalport...
Killed him on impact.
Among the first half dozen cars there.
It was awful... The van burned, two offenders got out, two were
burned to blackened skeletons inside.
"Whoo! Palumbo and the Crypt-Keepers are gonna be happy seeing THAT
hot mess pull into the M.E. parking lot!"
We remember there was much hell paid in the aftermath...
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