Thursday, February 18, 2016

Third Time to be the Charm?

You know, most people go through life without even being shot once:
  • Beat 1522 10:40 p.m. Tuesday

    For the second time in a month, the young woman in the dark jacket walked out of her South Austin house and learned her childhood friend had been shot.

    The first time, in late January, her friend was shot in the foot in the 5200 block of West Congress Parkway where they have lived all their lives. The bullet was still lodged inside when he was shot again around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday while driving to a store.

    He was hit in the side and thigh and was reported stable at Mount Sinai Hospital.

    "Two times in a month?" the woman said, shaking as she smoked a cigarette. "What’s the problem?"
We'd say that the problem is someone keeps missing. Twice in a month?

Anyone got this scholar's IR number and criminal record? We're betting it's extensive.

Remember, police are the problem!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a story today about a woman whose son was missing, and they asked the CPD to look for him in some park. CPD looked, but couldnt find him.

the family later found him in the park. There were aspects of her comments and others related to her, where it would imply that they were very upset that the police didnt do their job of finding him.

Will someone please report back if they attempt to sue the city because the police were "negligent" in not finding the corpse? Im almost certain they are looking for a lottery ticket here.

"Jernigan said she is frustrated that her family could do what police were unable to. Community activist Tio Hardiman said it sends the wrong message to victims' families.

"It's not a good message because we all have to work together to prevent violence on the front end," Hardiman said. "But once a life has been taken, we have to work hard to find the body and bring closure to the family."

The Chicago Police Department confirmed that officers and a K9 search unit had previously searched the area where Brooks' body was found and said it had also searched several other locations.

now you guys are getting blamed for not finding victims.....unbelievable.

2/18/2016 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much did those two shootings cost us?

2/18/2016 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twice in a month ? That's a 100% increase over the guaranteed once-a-month shootings.

This marks a growth sector and interest rates are soon to rise. Get in now.

2/18/2016 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they need to get busy and procreate a replacement. The third time someones aim might be better and he won't survive the experience.

2/18/2016 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

assholes never learn this, I talking to an asshole last week... I told him, "dude, sometimes you just gotta grow up and move outside of the city"--- stupid asshole did not get it, and he was 50+ years old... he reply "sheeeet, I gonna get me a CCW office, and teach dem *&^%$^ a lesson on who to mess wid". My reply, "welp sound good, take care."

2/18/2016 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Modern trauma surgeons...

The only reason homicides are actually down.

Everything else is bullshit and political spin.

2/18/2016 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem is he's a waste of skin there jerky.

2/18/2016 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twice in a month?
I'd say this guy's got a pretty high SSL number. Maybe it's time he makes sure his life insurance is paid up and his affairs are in order.

2/18/2016 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like all of his particulars so I can take out a life insurance policy on him with me being the beneficiary.

2/18/2016 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

"Everything started beginning of the year. Bang, bang, bang".

Pretty much sums it all up!

2/18/2016 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mistaken identity?

2/18/2016 04:57:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

People like him should just stay home.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/18/2016 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody wants this guy dead. Duh...

2/18/2016 06:14:00 AM  
Blogger Frank Drebin said...

My favorite line in the story is "She worries that someone is trying to kill him."

Trying to kill him??? I saw someone is GOING to kill him. You would think at some point, the dude would get the hint after getting shot the first time and decide to find somewhere else to live. Not in the ghetto where life styles choices defy logic.

2/18/2016 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should tell her smoking isn't good for her health.

2/18/2016 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those evil guns......

2/18/2016 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SSC any way we could get this guy as McPoppins replacement?

2/18/2016 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger Transmaster said...

In the foot? In the side and thigh?? sounds to me like he needs to steal a new pistol. The one he has is trying to kill him.

2/18/2016 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone keeps that really made me laugh, thank you.

2/18/2016 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will insurance companies let us insure strangers?

2/18/2016 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leap Year. Let's be greatful and hopeful for that extra day this month and that it will be put to good use.
What could be one of Emperor Rhamulus Emañuel last ditch efforts is that he will be shortened months June, July and August to 21days in order to keep down the skyrocketing CompStat figures.

2/18/2016 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Two times in a month?" the woman said, shaking as she smoked a cigarette. "What’s the problem?"

2/18/2016 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man Missing Since Christmas Eve Found Dead With Multiple Gunshot Wounds: Autopsy

Other than a couple of cryptic and anonymous phone calls that did not lead anywhere, the family of Iaron Brooks had heard nothing on his whereabouts
(Published Wednesday, Feb. 17, 2016)

"A young father who had been missing since Christmas Eve was found dead with multiple gunshot wounds Tuesday near a South Side Chicago park and his death has been ruled a homicide, authorities said.

"The 23-year-old man's body was found just after noon behind a set of tennis courts in the 1200 block of East 83rd Street near Avalon Park, an area which had already been searched by authorities in the months since his disappearance. Family members and the Cook County Medical Examiner's office confirmed the body was Iaron Brooks.

"An autopsy determined Brooks died of multiple gunshot wounds and his death was ruled a homicide, according to the medical examiner's office.

"Brooks, of the 7800 block of South Shore Drive, went missing Dec. 24 from the city’s Avalon Park neighborhood after he was seen getting into a car with a group of unknown men..."

Here's the satellite view --

Heavily populated area, heavily used park. Out there for months, and nobody...

A case of "Don't trouble trouble unless trouble troubles you?"

2/18/2016 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets hope third time is soon, tired of reading these sob stories from creatures that do nothing but cause mayhem on society!

2/18/2016 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ten bucks says he doesn't see Labor Day, a Finn on Memorial Day.
There should be an OGB (Off Ghetto Betting)Parlor when one could place a few bucks on People (or Folks) as to when they will depart Chicago's Friendly Confines.
Parole officers and detectives would of course be banned from wagering because of their inside information. Don't want an Insider Trading Federal probe into this. I could see it now, people slipping the weatherman a few bucks to hear the forecast before it goes on the air, etc.

2/18/2016 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/18/2016 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ACLU response to Capt. Higgins video ....... I dont even have words for it. Read it yourself.

2/18/2016 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still lodged in his foot? Gee, I wonder why he did go to the hospital to get it pulled out...

2/18/2016 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

Maybe he was trying to do some "selfies" and mistakenly grabbed his gun instead of his Obamaphone. Isn't there a reality TV show called "When Selfies Go Bad" ?

2/18/2016 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should get brand new 2nd watch sgt baby girl db to address this during her 4.5 hour day. It's all legit folks!

2/19/2016 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it the secret police hit team again? Remember that jewel that the "community" of people for whom black lives don't matter came up with?

2/19/2016 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sucks to be a lead magnet.

2/19/2016 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her friend better move before he gets shot again and he isn't so luck!

2/20/2016 10:19:00 AM  

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