Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Death Investigation

So there's this:
  • I know this isn't the medium to post but yesterday a cfd truck company on a well being check found a male who had been decapitated with a electric chainsaw and he has his hands on the blade like he was trying to block it.he was found on his back so it was obvious he was trying to resist, no mention in the news or blogs but OT was an obvious message to be sent
And the obvious rejoinder:
  • It will be ruled a suicide.
Anyone seen Leatherface around?

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was this at?!?

3/29/2016 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No.

It was accidental

He was checking the chain oiler when it accidentally shorted on (bad switch).. The sudden torque flipped it around causing his unfortunate accidental demise.

Should have read the safety warnings

Death Investigation 101

3/29/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ISIS is serving notice to Chicago.

3/29/2016 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the Easter Bunny.

3/29/2016 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Al Pacino have an alibi?

3/29/2016 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a little off the top?

3/29/2016 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he was in the early stages of practicing chain saw juggling and the chain brake failed. ...... you don't know.

3/29/2016 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they paid the electric bill is what you're saying?

3/29/2016 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are on the level that is a hardcore way to go out.

3/29/2016 06:03:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Rory Calhoun in MOTEL HELL did it that way.

3/29/2016 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Those silly undocumented immigrants said...

Ha ha ha...So sad, but was it in the shady side of 008

3/29/2016 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real question should be "What would one N do"? Given his previous track record most likely make it a death investigation until further instruction. I for one miss his mindless war stories, hardy chuckles, red cherry nose and bag of overly ripe oranges. Ah those were the days....

3/29/2016 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous near north crier said...

"Anyone seen Leatherface around?"

Didn't he recently take the Alpo gravy train from 015 to turd watch? Must have felt good to make the last clouted stumble before retirement. Godspeed.

3/29/2016 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is a message that ISIS is coming to Chicago.

3/29/2016 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was a Veteran. Very troubled fellow. Very Sad Story. VA still sux, after all these years.
A Vet

3/29/2016 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying out for the Scarface remake perhaps?

3/29/2016 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

operator error

3/29/2016 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Huey Lewis "Hip to be Square" playing in the background when they found him?

3/29/2016 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OUCH!!!!

3/29/2016 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anyone seen Leatherface around?"

Nooo...
Jan R-D retired some time ago.

3/30/2016 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It happened in 003, 71 and east end.

3/30/2016 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Anyone seen Leatherface around?"

Nooo...
Jan R-D retired some time ago.

3/30/2016 07:18:00 AM

FUNNY!! And true!!

3/30/2016 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if anyone took pictures? Would be great for start of chiraq #2 beginning, spike lee you still reading us?

3/30/2016 08:18:00 PM  

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