Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Future of Dispatching

Referenced many times in our comment section:



It's what everyone wants.

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35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhh
Damn!

The makers of this funny chickened out
and missed it by this-much SCC!

The caller should have been a member
of a politically significant democratic
urban demographic getting the
"foo-boo" Policing they so loudly
scream for.

"Foo-Boo" = For Us, By Us (Only).

4/17/2016 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you members of the "Silent Majority"
frightened out of your wits yet?

Everyone should be mindful of a certain truth.

A war against the Police means the ugly terms of your
surrender being dictated by what's portrayed
In this video.

Isn't it lovely?

4/17/2016 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in the old CC room in the mid 80s. I have had callers requests in the black community to send "the white police."

4/17/2016 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous KUMBAYA said...

Now let's all CPD join hands with the roving bands of feral youth to sing "Kumbaya" to celebrate "political correctness" and honor "diversity" in this clusterfuck.

Stay fetal.

4/17/2016 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad but true. We are at the tipping point. Thank God it is not this way in fly over country outside large democrat controlled cities.

4/17/2016 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is some funny shit!

4/17/2016 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's about how it's going under Rham.

4/17/2016 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Paul Kersey said...

The guy on the video was probably a liberal for gun control. Bet he's changed his mind now........if he's still alive.


4/17/2016 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or you could just divide the city up and move everyone to the appropriate ethnic neighborhoods.

4/17/2016 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

Absofuckinglutly dead on perfect!

4/17/2016 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the new OEMC Official Training Protocol....and I bet Rahm approved it.

4/17/2016 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That about sums it up in a nutshell right there. This is THE perfect call center for all the Hillary/Sanders/Deblasio/blm/socio-commie-progressive lib supporters out there. If they ever make a 911 call, this is the EXACT same service they should get. The REAL 911 center could then be freed up to service the tax-paying working people of America who want and appreciate real police officers.

4/17/2016 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, ACLU. Thanks, Rahm. Thanks, Democrats.....but most of all THANKS, MACHINE!!!! -You created this mess!

4/17/2016 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So hilarious I watched it twice. So true about sending white officers out. It's so funny since we are all about proper demographics why don't we do just that to avoid racial BS? Send black cops to black offender calls and domestics.

I'll never forget being at 26/Cal and there was a case going on (not mine) and the offender was black, the coppers were black and the judge and prosecutor were all black. I remember his white attorney saying he felt his black client was being racially targeted. All the coppers looked at each other and the black A/O's started to chuckle. The judge shook his head and asked how he figured when everyone involved was black. The attorney blamed it on a white-run system. The judge told him to get fucked (in so many words) and found PC. That was almost 20 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

4/17/2016 06:47:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Very good.

4/17/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All not-in-progress calls should be handled by callback. That's the way the system was started. This would help keep cars ready for real jobs.

4/17/2016 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "future" already arrived. Called 9-11 for A suspicious person in a car. Forty questions later "we'll send police".
What suspicious about it? - it's facing wrong way on an angle.
Describe the vehicle? - can't. it's dark and the street light isn't on.
Is there a plate number? - I can't see it, it's dark outside.
How many occupants? - I can't see inside.
Can you see the driver? - I can't it's dark inside.
Can you see what they're doing?
Where is the car parked? I front of my driveway.
Blah-blah-blah...all in broken English, it was like taking to a call center in South America.

4/17/2016 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

4/17/2016 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- Another funny video...check out Youtube, Brawl at Stalingrad Metro Station, Paris. It's the European version of 'Change You Can Believe In.'

4/17/2016 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sad

4/17/2016 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was a ppo I rode with black officers routinely. They were experienced and competent. I was a rookie. Nevertheless , time and again,the black citizens would ignore them during a call and address me as the business officer, in order to deal with "the white police". It was real uncomfortable and I felt bad for my partners. A very visible and troubling dynamic that exists to this day. Never talked about that much.

4/17/2016 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spot on!

4/17/2016 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad that many OEMC 911 operators are ignorant and feel they can do what they want. Race does definitely have its handle on the 911 center. Much incompetence going on there

4/17/2016 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I worked in the old CC room in the mid 80s. I have had callers requests in the black community to send "the white police."

4/17/2016 12:43:00 AM

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If you were on my zone, I used to bring you donuts when visiting the Ivory Tower. LOL

4/17/2016 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should sub all calls 2 India!

4/17/2016 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No offense, this is not aimed at all but I was cpd for 25yrs and based on where I live I would prefer to handle myself. Oh that would be 016, like I said not referring to all when I recently worked there 10% knew what they were doing.

4/17/2016 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was a ppo I rode with black officers routinely. They were experienced and competent. I was a rookie. Nevertheless , time and again,the black citizens would ignore them during a call and address me as the business officer, in order to deal with "the white police". It was real uncomfortable and I felt bad for my partners. A very visible and troubling dynamic that exists to this day. Never talked about that much.

Interesting! When I was a sergeant, I was assigned to racially diverse district (I am black). Routinely, when citizens requested see a sergeant, I would be assigned. However, when I would arrive, those same white citizens would not address their concerns to me at all, preferring to speak to the white POs. That was never talked about much either.

4/17/2016 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this has to stop! Carroll was sentenced to three years in prison in 2014 after he was found guilty of receiving or possessing stolen goods following an incident June 13, 2014,........Carroll was released on parole in February 2015,

On parole after 8 months! Who said crime doesn't pay.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-bucktown-burglar-arrested-20160417-story.html

4/17/2016 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this is the one exception for the phrase There's always a bit of truth in humor.
Dear God I hope. George Orwell would be proud of this.

4/17/2016 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny but I'd like to share any interesting comment which I have heard over and over again in my 25 years+ on the dept and 30+ years in law enforcement. Over and over I have heard coppers say, that's a great district, ethnically diverse, but there is no one district in the city that is entirely white, yet there are districts that are all Black or all Hispanic. So much for segregation in this city; we didn't create it, but we are living in it. It is changing though, and there is hope for a mixed community all over Chicagoland. What difference does race or sex or age really matter? If Chicago truly is a "non discriminator" employer than why even ask or document these facts? Yet HR, personnel knows this upon hiring, promoting and everything else & boy of boy is it ever used.

4/17/2016 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
When I was a ppo I rode with black officers routinely. They were experienced and competent. I was a rookie. Nevertheless , time and again,the black citizens would ignore them during a call and address me as the business officer, in order to deal with "the white police". It was real uncomfortable and I felt bad for my partners. A very visible and troubling dynamic that exists to this day. Never talked about that much.

Interesting! When I was a sergeant, I was assigned to racially diverse district (I am black). Routinely, when citizens requested see a sergeant, I would be assigned. However, when I would arrive, those same white citizens would not address their concerns to me at all, preferring to speak to the white POs. That was never talked about much either.

4/17/2016 08:29:00 PM


I worked with a black PO (recently retired) who was one of the best cops I ever worked with. Great guy. I am white. He was years in the Army and got his 29 and a day on the CPD. Dependable, competent, polite, if only more were like him. I know plenty of white cops who are good for shit.

4/18/2016 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, there are good and bad cops of all races. That wasn't what was being pointed out.
Yes, there are citizens who will only talk to cops of the same color, those are likely racists.
The issue/dynamic that was raised was the tendency for black citizens to request white cops, but not the other way around.
It is an interesting difference.

4/18/2016 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome ...


police are a blunt instrument, anything more precise simply won't work


I think of it like a shit weapon, a weapon with loose tolerances ... if you drop it in the sand, it is so sloppily made that it will still fire ... that's us and nothing different will work.

You apply perfection and everything grinds to a halt ...

4/18/2016 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Funny but I'd like to share any interesting comment which I have heard over and over again in my 25 years+ on the dept and 30+ years in law enforcement. Over and over I have heard coppers say, that's a great district, ethnically diverse, but there is no one district in the city that is entirely white, yet there are districts that are all Black or all Hispanic. So much for segregation in this city; we didn't create it, but we are living in it. It is changing though, and there is hope for a mixed community all over Chicagoland. What difference does race or sex or age really matter? If Chicago truly is a "non discriminator" employer than why even ask or document these facts? Yet HR, personnel knows this upon hiring, promoting and everything else & boy of boy is it ever used.


4/17/2016 11:31:00 PM

---agreed. But in a pure sense, why does a neighborhood have to be racially diverse to be desirable? A black, hispanic, Asian, white neighborhood can be either good or bad ... diversity is great to work in as a copper because it is more interesting, but that's about it.

And the CPD HAS to keep tabs on race. Congress is to blame for that. If you don't know what I'm talking about ... then that's a shame. Every AMerican should know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, but we are generally ignorant. That's not a shot at you, it's just a fact.

4/18/2016 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


All not-in-progress calls should be handled by callback. That's the way the system was started. This would help keep cars ready for real jobs.

4/17/2016 07:42:00 AM
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That's what is happening now. It's been the policy for about three years. Oh, and it's real helpful when something literally JUST occurred and they REFUSE to assign a car. Real helpful.

4/18/2016 05:52:00 PM  

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