Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Survey Says.....

Eddie invited everyone to take a survey. It's seem to be a completely unsecured survey, so when we say "everyone," we mean pretty much "anyone."


This is a national survey run by some university types. It's supposed to be anonymous and the questions are quite amusing. Things like the support your command staff gives you, the training the department gives you, the current state of policing, etc., along with a giant section on how you get along with minority communities and pretty much a lot of loaded questions that will either demonstrate "Policing is fine!" or "Police are racist!"

When you get to the part about "promotional opportunities," be sure to keep in mind who gets the answers and how.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang....don't click on civilian employee. it knocks you out and says for sworn only.

I'm just a follower of your wonderful site.

6/08/2016 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And, within seconds of clicking on the link you see...

"Completing the survey does not involve any foreseeable risks, beyond those encountered in everyday life."

What the hell kind of insane instruction is that!?

6/08/2016 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another round of research conducted by fruity UIC liberal department of bs, same people that came to roll calls with the last survey, about two years ago. I think those sat in big boxes in the corner till got super dusty and somebody threw them out.

6/08/2016 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can this survey even be considered? Anyone reading your site can access it and fill it in anyway they want.

6/08/2016 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was a lengthy survey and you can infer the built-in bias on several of the questions. I'm sure it will result in the observation that white police officers feel blacks in this country have received enough benefits to make them equal, while blacks do not feel the same way. (Just from the phrasing of the question.) Far too many questions about gun control and the variations of it. The game's afoot, people.

6/08/2016 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the comment I left at the end of the survey:

There is a media and propaganda war on against police officers, who have now become the scapegoat for all the ills of society. Parents no longer take responsibility for raising their children, or instilling the basic ideas of right and wrong, respect for (any) authority figures, self-respect or personal responsibility. It's a very difficult time to be a law enforcement officer and I'm glad my career is at an end.

6/08/2016 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it is a national survey and it was devised by deep thinkers of high intelligence at a university. It shows sensitivity towards worthy minorities. What more could you ask for?

6/08/2016 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, survey....right

Corp surveys nowadays work like this;

Take survey--What can dept do to improve etc etc. ---if employer doesn't like the answers they re-give the test saying the results from the first test were skewed and need to be redone.

Then they don't like the answers from these two surveys, they bring in a third survey. What can YOU do to improve the dept. (Turning everything around). And of course dismissing the first two tests completely, never to be mentioned again.

6/08/2016 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the same survey that's been on-going for a few years. They're legit, they posted their previous results on line.

6/08/2016 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a cop but taking the test was fun anyway. You guys are so screwed if this is used to make policy.

6/08/2016 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Cops instead of crime is the problem. Amazing.

not a LEO

6/08/2016 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's another survey / attempt by the goof Rosenbaum from UIC to get his foot into training Chicago Police.

I took the survey even though I've been retired for 7 years and from my home computer.
My answers will screw up his numbers.
I suggest everyone do the same.

6/08/2016 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These fuck's will never learn, they have taken your balls away and will never
give them back! Wait till the fuckin pant suit get's in, this coun try is over!

6/08/2016 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems to be going through the University of Chicago. It will be interesting to see what is done with the results.

6/08/2016 07:20:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Gee, nice survey. Anyone can answer, f--kin' idiots.

6/08/2016 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It's a good chuckle for the day.

6/08/2016 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like slower than most Eddie is preparing a term paper for his side box/squeeze. Hope you turn it in on time and get a passing grade girlfriend.

6/08/2016 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sworn, however I am a hose dragger, for a different municipality....

Share the shit out of this. That idiot Dr. behind this survey should have her sheep skin converted to condoms as she has no way to exclude false respondents, other than people checking "civilian". If your department head is propagating this, without appreciating the inherent idiocy of it, well... I have nothing.

On the questions, their design is blatant and easily discernible, which removes any value to the overall study. Again Dr. Dumb should be stripped of her credentials....

You guys be safe out there!

6/08/2016 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the survey is from Circle, not the U of C.
The word scientific is used in the survey referring to scientifically proven police procedures.
There is nothing scientific about anything to do with police work.
Police work is an art.

6/08/2016 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just did your survey...

1. name not required???

2. way to much political questions

3. no info as to is involved in this...

4. is 100% pointless

5. don't bother, another attempt to jam you!

6. not a cop

6/08/2016 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another survey...

Wasn't the "Morale Survey" commissioned by
J-Fled back in 2008, good enough?

The only thing with this brain-fart from local
academia is that it's fully weaponized to be
used as punitive policy in the name of
"Transparency" against you wild-assed
"openly rebellious" Coppers who are
"withholding" Police-Work from the
public at large...


6/08/2016 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger Tombstone courage said...

Any survey with self-selected participants is invalid on its face. It is worthless and totally unscientific. Any college freshman who has ever taken a 100 level statistics course knows this.

6/08/2016 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone say in Garfield ridge,mount greenwood, northwest side get asked about input into this proposed ordinance to further restrict Chicago police and open witch Hunt even more?

6/08/2016 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surveys say is rahm going forward or backward:

You say you need the revenue to fund the requirement by law to police pension funds then you are going to "rebate" tax money back is that like Clinton style?

6/08/2016 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This survey is just the frosting on the Ex-Lax brownie. There's plenty for everyone.

6/08/2016 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Dennis Rosenbaum tried this crap on my academy class, 10-2, and we were also told it was anonymous and feel free to really sound off. I chose not to participate, and was called down to the duty desk a few days later and was told they never received a survey from me. Hmmmm...

6/08/2016 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy wants his Cpd job back:

Tell the truth about what rahm did to you Gary it's time to speak out yes rahm hid the video correct? Yes rahm pulled your strings correct?

6/08/2016 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they sent me 100 dollars to take this survey I wouldn't waste my time,there is a free survey app on tablets or device that earns money per survey,like turning in your gun for cash,so efe that survey!

6/08/2016 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldnt let me click on.fuck it.

6/08/2016 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm survey says my little daughter goes to use woman's restroom, daddy waits outside jagball feeling like a woman goes in behind her and the law is now in chiraq it is ok! So if I feel like a woman at that point and walk in where me little girl goes it and say I'm feeling bitchie today and I dunno smack the shit out of the possible pedophile I will be in trouble?

Not enough problems in Chirac right rahm? And you disgusting alderman are supporting this?

6/08/2016 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UIC students from the Criminology department were in the 012 district, 3rd watch roll call, handing out surveys. I have a feeling they will not appreciate our "cop humor" answers!

6/09/2016 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rosenbaum was at academy in 2009 and Sgt JS would not let him around us recruits...Then politics took over, as usual.

6/09/2016 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to click that you are a sworn officer to take the survey. If you click civilian it knocks you off.

6/09/2016 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anyone say in Garfield ridge,mount greenwood, northwest side get asked about input into this proposed ordinance to further restrict Chicago police and open witch Hunt even more?

6/08/2016 03:58:00 PM

I know yours is a rhetorical question but on a more serious note, don't the taxpaying citizens of this city wonder why there are never any meetings, free stuff, citizens imput meetings, etc etc in their neighborhoods.
Only in crap areas that no right minded person would travel to or thru.

6/09/2016 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite question was would you do something morally right even if it violated department directives?

6/09/2016 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My favorite question was would you do something morally right even if it violated department directives?

6/09/2016 07:35:00 AM

Lock the entire exempt echelon in a room,
make them answer the same question and
archive their answers for posterity.

Especially vile, vindictive and treacherous
m/fers like Bubblehead, Fat-Boy Stevie
(Should have been fired for cowardice
for running like a little bitch from that
"Nightfall" Freeman fiasco in Cabrini)
and others...

Remember Officers...

General Orders.
Rules & Regulations.
Courtesy & Decency.

They're mere suggestions for
the exempts and things to
Live or Die by for you
Blue-Shirted rabble.

6/09/2016 05:41:00 PM  

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