The Caring City
Never let it be said Chicago didn't have a heart...or a kidney:
Word is a team of CPD doctors arrived within minutes, knocked this citizen out, and took the kidney. The subject later woke up in his bathtub, packed in ice.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
60 Comments:
Then they were stripped for their own good...
Guys don't know how you have to be very healthy to donate a kidney, and the complications people have afterwards--- you piss a lot more often also. And person getting the kidney walks around with a bulge--- don't get kicked or punched there either
Well, that was mighty nice!
What the hell is a cpd doctor?
Trying times when a merit promotion requires a kidney... Used to be a money stuffed envelope would suffice!
Looks like the old moo & oinks store address.
• Fun Fact: Last year at Porkwrinkle's Harrison St. Cooler, 798 pre-screenings conducted, 50 so far this year.
• Fun Fact: Although all are tested and qualified, 30% of all kidneys are chosen by merit.
I could use a liver, if that unit is still on scene...
Now that is very caring and nice.all kidding aside wishing Eddie well he is still blue not perfect but the stress he has to deal with thanks to the rahm crew is overwhelming praying for you Eddie please retire "toxic rahm" caused many health problems retirement is great enjoy whatever days the good Lord has given you get out of this hellhole asap!!
Most exempts had to give up their honor, and honesty to become exempt, why not give up a kidney?
Why do you think there is so much slaughter on the west and south sides? After the match, there will be peace.
Why are they making us work mandatory OT in 020 on 3rd watch? Shouldn't this stuff be optional unless an emergency arises. We are given no option. Just to stay until released by the cmdr. All the while it's crickets on the radio.
Law & Order: Sonata For Solo Organ. Season one, episode 21. 2 Mounted cops find dude passed out on a park bench, thinking he's a drunk. Turns out his kidney was stolen for a senator's dying daughter...
If he doesn't mind a few bullet holes, a used part is a used part.
Staples will donate a kidney providing eddy retires and she gets his job.
No! The DOJ is going to say, that CPD is allowing the Homicide Rate to soar, so they can harvest a kidney for their leader from one of the deceased. This "Plot" was probably hatched at the Black Site/Homan Square! You will probably be able to read about in the London newspapers later this week. Get well soon Superintendent, cause "They" are coming after your spot. And this time, it ain't those pastey face Irish guys! Baby"G"
If you buy into the BS that the Sup really was ready to faint due to medical reasons and not as an excuse/show to make his exit. I have some ocean front property in Arizona I need to sell/dump for a very low price.
Hillary voter. He figures all is lost, so why not?
I heard Northwestern was inundated with white shirts getting tested to see if they were a match
The Feds are coming the feds are coming!!
What the hell is a cpd doctor?
It's called a joke. Lighten up you will live longer
Don't know if they have one now but their was always a doctor in the medical section.think they were connected and last one in their class
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What the hell is a cpd doctor?
1/29/2017 12:34:00 AM
Its a select few officers that are trained by a tax dollar funded medical program. They go to medical school to learn to be doctors basically for free. Once they are doctors they give up their arrest powers and are paid as doctors. They carry pagers and are strictly on call status until an officer needs an organ. Once that happens they are flown all over the world via a tax dollar funded program to look for availlable organ donor matches.
I thought Eddie was being conscientious riding around at night stopping at homicide scenes. Apparently he was checking for organ donor cards.... so many homicides so few kidneys.....
So a cup of coffee will get you fired but a free house and now body parts are ok?
I hear that Jeff Fort just came up as a match.
Seriously, though, call ISIS. They don't even wait for their wounded to die, but "harvest" them as quickly as possible so's the product will be fresh. Lot of money in this. Ask the Chinese, with their head-shot executions on "criminals" like Falun Gong members (they do Tai Chi in the park) and their chains of transplant clinics that have people coming from all over the world.
Bring cash.
Bathtubs are used for winter BBQ's, not bathing
After all...
Blackidneysmatter
I have heard of that happening, but not in Chicago. Is it somehow connected with Holman Square operations?
Now that is very caring and nice.all kidding aside wishing Eddie well he is still blue not perfect but the stress he has to deal with thanks to the rahm crew is overwhelming praying for you Eddie please retire "toxic rahm" caused many health problems retirement is great enjoy whatever days the good Lord has given you get out of this hellhole asap!!
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DO NOT feel sorry for this guy.
"Eddie" as you call him would drive a fuckin' CTA bus over your carcass if Rahm Emmanuel told him to do it.
If you want to keep somebody in your prayers remember somebody like Sgt. Steve FRANKO from 008 mid-nights.
He simply "reviewed" a tactical response report for the McDonald mess and is now about TO LOSE HIS HOUSE because Johnson followed orders just like the German soldiers claimed they did 70 years ago.
YOU MAY BE the next to lose EVERYTHING you worked for just for doing absolutely nothing pal.
There's nuts everywhere. Some just nuttier than others.
J.J.
The stress and his weight is the main cause!! Maybe he should drop a few lbs and retire before he's at the
Pearly gates
A man in his upper 50's maybe 60 not in Kidney failure and mush heads are offering organs? Assholes help a kid who needs it over this guy
Organ transplantation is no joke. You do not wish transplantation on your enemy. It consists of months sometimes years of waiting in discomfort and pain. Not to mention living for the rest of your life on anti rejection medication. You are never the same. Living in fear that the gift you received from a stranger, family member or recently deceased organ donor will not be accepted by your body. Leaving you right back where you were at step one. While the superintendent is not on my top ten list. I wish him well. Instead of joking, I would have liked it if as a organization, there would have been a reminder to have everyone sign their license for organ transplantation. Will we joke and make fun if no organ becomes available. I hope not. I also hope no one on this job, or member of your family has to endured the physical and mental anguish of being listed. Remember, just because you need a organ doesn't mean you'll be listed. Best wishes sir. I hope you receive the gift of life as I have.
Remember when Schutlz said it was right and proper to go after Cheney over his heart troubles? Remember when there was no media outrage over his tirade about ripping it from his chest and stomping on it, or whatever it was he actually said to that effect? Remember when media decided that going after a person's health problems were fair game if you opposed them politically or ideologically? Yeah, so do I.
SCC, you folks are being way, way to kind. You are punching way, way too far above the belt. It is time for some body work. Balboa style.
Is that a kidney or are you just happy to see me?
Does Special Ed need a Spine donor too??
Proof that OEMC is mismanaged and unable to discern crank calls.
What purpose does it serve to send a short handed police Disrict to a nonsense call?
Thanks for the laughs and hope the civilians that read SCC are also amused to see how there tax dollars for 9-1-1 Service is spent.
Oh yes, even that surcharge for the oBamaFone™ counts as a tax.
Special Ed is gloating by the charitable outpouring and thinks more about himself than the mess he and Rahm created within the Department.
Ok, who else besides me is sick n' tired of hearing about Special Ed's medical dilemma already?
Besides Chubby's health, Rahm has immigrants to deal with.
Reminds me of the scene from Justified, where some folks convinced Dewey Crowe that they'd removed both of his kidneys and he only had hours to live, but if he went out and stole a bunch of money for them within that time frame, they'd put them back.
Funny stuff.
You can live a healthy normal life with only one kidney. Why then does he need a donor, unless both kidneys are shot and he's giving up two for one. That sucks! Well it's better than having to give up a rib, cause we all know you can't take a rib from a brotherman's hands
Ironic....There was a series called The Exorcist. I only watched one episode, but the story is based in Chicago's Englewood neighbor'hood.'
People or Folks were getting slaughtered by a group who stole their organs. Just saying.
I have some fava beans and a bottle of chianti but could use a nice thick slice of liver.
If you would like to donate let me know, I'll come get it myself.
Jeez. How many exempts have fallen out in the last few years? Whatever happened to real men.
(OT) cupich needs to mind his business what part of illegal does he not understand?
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/232457352-story
Obviously, a CIT response was required. Ha!
Just wait outside the med examiner's office. Plenty of kidneys to give out there.
If thats's the case....I can donate one of my testicles to him!!!
Anonymous said...
Bathtubs are used for winter BBQ's, not bathing
1/29/2017 09:20:00 AM
Hey now!
Just don't make like the idiots
who burned the house down roasting a pig
in the bathtub...
Old cast iron claw-foot affair...
Good idea. BAD location.
That hot iron touched off the wall boards
and the whole works went up.
OFI went poking through what was left
and came stumbling out bug-eyed talking about
"There's a burnt skeleton in the tub!"
Last Name: Pig
First Name: Porky
"Fun shit seems to follow you and your
partner around. Or are you guys just jinxed?"
Good Times...
He can have one of mine......
In exchange for free insurance, right now!
I am 70- been retired for 10 years and was in a unit when I retired. Everyone asked me when I went, why now? Ride it out. The job took a toll , my blood pressure was up although I was jogging about 30 miles a week. I could go on but I just pulled the plug- best thing I ever did. What is the pension worth if you are dead? At 40 one thinks they have time, 50 still but around 60, look at your health. I am not a health nut but try to take care of myself- no one leaves this place alive,
old retired guy
OT OT OT
Any retiree have more taken out of their pension check for insurance than what was supposed to taken out? According to the statement just received from the pension board, they took out several hundred more dollars than was supposed to be taken out.
This was for a BCBS policy.
Just wondering what is going on.
Since SCC is a Python fan, I'll just
leave this right here . . .
The Meaning of Life, Part V:
LIVE ORGAN TRANSPLANTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp-pU8TFsg0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
WeeZee went crazy in 2, desk dolly got it on video, goodbye WeeZee
Just saw Emanuel on TV thanking lawyers at O'Hare for running interference for so-called refugees.
Prattling on about Chicago values.
Tell us more about those values, fucker.
Stripping insurance from AMERICAN retirees?
Go fuck yourself.
And give that jagoff, Cupich, a reach around to when your in the baths with him.
DO NOT feel sorry for this guy.
"Eddie" as you call him would drive a fuckin' CTA bus over your carcass if Rahm Emmanuel told him to do it.
If you want to keep somebody in your prayers remember somebody like Sgt. Steve FRANKO from 008 mid-nights.
He simply "reviewed" a tactical response report for the McDonald mess and is now about TO LOSE HIS HOUSE because Johnson followed orders just like the German soldiers claimed they did 70 years ago.
YOU MAY BE the next to lose EVERYTHING you worked for just for doing absolutely nothing pal.
1/29/2017 09:46:00 AM
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A-fuckin-men BROTHER
Anyone that's on the list for a kidney is in dialysis first. I call bullshit.
Question: why does the screen display show time received as being later than time dispatched?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
DO NOT feel sorry for this guy.
"Eddie" as you call him would drive a fuckin' CTA bus over your carcass if Rahm Emmanuel told him to do it.
If you want to keep somebody in your prayers remember somebody like Sgt. Steve FRANKO from 008 mid-nights.
He simply "reviewed" a tactical response report for the McDonald mess and is now about TO LOSE HIS HOUSE because Johnson followed orders just like the German soldiers claimed they did 70 years ago.
YOU MAY BE the next to lose EVERYTHING you worked for just for doing absolutely nothing pal.
1/29/2017 09:46:00 AM
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A-fuckin-men BROTHER
1/29/2017 11:30:00 PM
You make a great point, Eddie you want sympathy OK, look what you have done to this man and the others from 008! Your a puppet for rahm, maybe he can bring you more water! I did feel sympathetic but you show what you reap, and karma is a train that has no brakes you never know when it will strike! About Eddie make things right no matter what rahm says that would show your a real man, but we doubt it!
Anonymous said...
Proof that OEMC is mismanaged and unable to discern crank calls.
What purpose does it serve to send a short handed police Disrict to a nonsense call?
Thanks for the laughs and hope the civilians that read SCC are also amused to see how there tax dollars for 9-1-1 Service is spent.
Oh yes, even that surcharge for the oBamaFone™ counts as a tax.
~Snip!~
1/29/2017 01:15:00 PM
The discerning civilian readers would actually be appalled
to know that OEMC policy (in practice) is to not flush
these calls at the call-taker and dispatcher level but
to bog down The Police with having to give face-time
to this crazy shit...
"Ride with Fire... Woman says she has the bloat..."
Before Police Communications was turned into a
political fiefdom (by Shortshanks) for big-box-church clergy
to have a rest haven for inarticulate hefty-heifer
congregants to "tell da Po-leece wat to do,"
actual Policemen dispatched and no where near as
much silly shit was allowed to clog up radio bandwidth.
That's the problem when Police services
are "Customer Driven."
People were actually told, "No... The Police aren't
going to be responding to your bullshit."
Fuck Eddie. I've been on the Kidney transplant list going on 6 years now. Wait time in Illinois is average 8 years. He can sit and hope he doesn't die waiting like the rest of us going to dialysis 3 times a week 4 hours at a time. God damn cry baby. Maybe now we can leave donor cards on the scene of these dead gang banging drug dealers, then they'd be of SOME use to society. Joe
Joe Aguirre said...
Fuck Eddie. I've been on the Kidney transplant list going on 6 years now. Wait time in Illinois is average 8 years. He can sit and hope he doesn't die waiting like the rest of us going to dialysis 3 times a week 4 hours at a time. God damn cry baby. Maybe now we can leave donor cards on the scene of these dead gang banging drug dealers, then they'd be of SOME use to society. Joe
1/31/2017 01:40:00 AM
Totally agree with you. My father is on the list. Does dialysis every night for 8 hours and EJ thinks he's going to instantly get a kidney? What a joke. Get in line behind those who have been waiting for years and doing dialysis. His health will have to detiriate even more before he will be considered for a kidney.
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