Something is Missing
No idea how we missed this one back in February - no budget for two years, but the assholes in Springfield have time for this:
- Illinois lawmakers are encouraging the state to be undead-ready by passing a resolution declaring October to be "Zombie Preparedness Month."
The state House voted Thursday to approve House Resolution 0030, which calls for October to be declared "Zombie Preparedness Month" as a bid to encourage the state's residents to be prepared for more realistic natural disasters.
"If the citizens of Illinois are prepared for zombies, than they are prepared for any natural disaster; while a Zombie Apocalypse may never happen, the preparation for such an event is the same as for any natural disaster," the resolution reads.
It says people (and folks) should stock up certain supplies in case of a natural disaster....or zombie apocalypse:
- Citizens should have supplies on hand, which may include, water, food, medications, tools, electronics, sanitation and hygiene, clothing and bedding, important documents and first aid...
You know what Illinois lawmakers seem to have left out?
- Weapons. And ammo.
If you don't have a gun and at least a few thousand rounds for that gun, you are going to die in any sort of zombie apocalypse. And depending on where you live in Chicago, Cook County, Illinois, the same is going to happen if there's any sort of natural disaster that interrupts power and commerce for an extended period of time - say one week, two tops.
Labels: silly people, state politics
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
49 Comments:
Ya. And they left out plastic -n- duct tape.
What a bunch of shit.
The politicians in Springfield should hold a "Pissed off Voter Month" to prepare themselves to run and hide when we come to tar and feather their asses.
"llinois lawmakers are encouraging the state to be undead-ready by passing a resolution declaring October to be "Zombie Preparedness Month."
"
Does this mean Rahm dies soon?
Unfortunately, for most people, preparing for the zombie apocalypse is going to consist of buying a fluorescent green cover for their phone or a sticker for the back of their Prius and laughing about it at the bar. That, plus the notable omission of guns and ammo from the preps list makes this almost completely useless. No one who OUGHT to be preparing (everyone?) even in the most pedestrian sense, is going to be moved to do it with a zombie preparedness month. And for those who ARE preparing, regardless of outside influence, a ridiculous "awareness" law isn't going to change a thing.
I've taken up a new habit lately. Every counter-productive, self-destructive, or meaningless urge I get, I redirect it to the appropriate constructive area. In the case of feeling annoyed to hear that politicians are wasting OUR MONEY with zombie awareness, I will use this to remind me that the actual intent is going to be wasted on 99% of the people who WILL become the zombies if there's an actual natural disaster, and so I will increase my preparations against THEM.
"You know what Illinois lawmakers seem to have left out?
Weapons. And ammo."
And you know that was NOT an accidental
oversight, SCC. The tax-payin' sucker
might get funny ideas like fighting back.
Democratic politicians, white-guilt progressives
and MSM all shit their pants over decent,
law-abiding middle-class, tax-paying
citizens who are able to think and discern
for themselves w/o a scripted narration,
having weapons and ammo.
Weapons and ammo in THEIR hands actually
means THEY will be able to fight back.
Meanwhile, the armed wing of the
Catered-To Constituency aka Dude Inc.,
aka The Free Shit Army has for the
last eight years of their "Golden Era,"
did run around unchecked and ungoverned
while banging off guns all up in each other's asses.
Meanwhile:
"We protessin' Po-leece use of force an' shit!
Make them back down from us an' de-escalate
or else we gonna say dey racist an' shit."
We have a zombie apocalypse every election day
My Choice for Zombie run and gun is my Roger 10/22 with M16 style flip sights,Basically a Appleseed Competition gun.It's not the Caliber but how much ammo you can cary.You can kill with one shot with a 22 kill the Brain.
In the case of zombies, it is well known that common, or easily obtained, household tools such as hammers, hatchets, machetes, and axes are most effective in making an undead into a dead. Firearms are dangerous, and a thousand rounds of ammunition would be considered by many authorities to be an arsenal. It is only common sense to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse. Some say that zombies already exist on Chicago's south and west sides.
Only the shithole known as illinois
And we elected them.
And they collect a hefty PAYCHECK for this disgusting waste of time.
We're beyond saving.
A firearm does three things:
1. Protects you and the family from other.
2. Allows you to get what you and your family needs to survive.
3. Allows you and your family to keep whatever you have from others.
Without a firearm, all the supplies in the world won't protect someone from someone else, nor obtain more supplies when supplies run out or keep the supplies from falling into the hands of others. Whereas if I don't have supplies, I can get all the supplies I want with a firearm. Simple concept but highly effective.
Of course the LEFT, who doesn't believe in having a firearm, will want to talk the issue through, negotiate. "Power grows out of the barrel of a gun", Mao. So guess who comes out on top when the SHTF situation?
F***ing zombies have been running this state, county, and city for decades now.
The only "zombie apocalypse" Springfield is worried about is all those dead voters switching parties.
They didn't mention ammo (yet) because they don't want the price of silver to spike until AFTER they've called their brokers. Elementary, Watson.
I had often thought about a zombie outbreak. I figure our best bet is to hole up in the ghetto. Think about it. Bulletproof glass, reenforced doors, bars on windows, cameras...
All the preliminary work has been done for us.
Zombies are here already. They walk the streets of 003 every Sunday morning starting about 4 am.
They didn't mention ammo (yet) because they don't want the price of silver to spike until AFTER they've called their brokers. Elementary, Watson.
3/09/2017 03:09:00 AM
Silver bullets are for werewolves. That's next years preparedness drill/
Wait until austerity is imposed on the U.S. because of our $20 trillion debt. You're going to need a weapon to keep the welfare leeches away.
Anonymous said...
I had often thought about a zombie outbreak. I figure our best bet is to hole up in the ghetto. Think about it. Bulletproof glass, reenforced doors, bars on windows, cameras...
All the preliminary work has been done for us.
Yeah and considering that brains are the primary food source for zombies you won't have to worry about them grazing in the ghetto, ever. Your only problem is your safer in a zombie apocalypse than the ghetto at any point in time.
1week?
72 hours without power or deliveries tops, and the city will be a major war zone.
The only zombies we need worry about are the politicians that have a D before their names.
Think they have been drinking too much "Zombie Dust"!
I hear it's a good but strong beer/ale! ;)
They forgot to mention that if you buy your supplies out of state,you will save money.
Without weapons and ammo you're just storing those emergency supplies for someone who does have weapons and ammo.
The zombie apocalypse is happening now,city hall,county and the state building.
Our esteemed legislature got the month wrong. We all know the dead arise in NOVEMBER in order to vote democrat! Sick of hearing Hillary won the popular vote when we all know at least that many dead in Chicago voted for her! Yes, guns and plenty of ammo would be first on my list!
When seconds count, the police are only four hours away...
Bizarre AT&T outage leaves customers nationwide unable to dial 911 for several hours - as company refuses to explain cause
* 911 service for AT&T customers was down in several states for approximately four hours
* The company says service has been restored but didn't release further information
* The FCC says it is going to 'get to the root cause and its impact'
* Emergency and law enforcement agencies in affected areas gave out alternative numbers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4296010/AT-T-says-911-outage-affecting-states-fixed.html
"AT&T says 911 service has been restored for cellphone customers who had been unable to call 911 in several states.
"States affected included Florida, Maryland, Texas, Tennessee, Alabama, Ohio, Colorado, Virginia, Illinois, and the District of Columbia..."
No guns or ammo, huh? I'm gonna guess that the Springfield Crooks and Liars, not unlike our "beloved" City Council Dweebs, know that the tax payers will take one look at any of them on the street and assume they are obviously the undead, (based on their performance) and just start shooting for the brain. Small target that it is in the political class.
Zombie Preparedness month...? Isn that in February? Hehehe!
Guns and ammo were deliberately left out. They want people to BUY these recommended products so the "folks" with plenty of guns and ammo can take it away.
If the government starts recommending you get prepared, even if it's under the ridiculous guise of a zombie attack, it might be prudent to heed this advice, but get a gun and plenty of ammo. Learn how to use it, clean it and don't be afraid to use it!
When the hair stands up on the back of your neck, it's time to pull the trigger. You had best have one to pull.
Stay safe Officers.
J.J.
We should prepare for getting rid of the politicians month. Bunch of jagoffs
In the mean time Jan, Feb, March , April, may, June, July, august, sept, nov, December are Super predator months. So plenty of ammo already, but in October I can regain focus and think about buying more candles lol.
Get yourself a 20" barrel 12 gauge pump shotgun, plenty of #00 buckshot shells, a heavy-duty Machete, and some good beer. Lots of it.
Live in Garcia Ridge and tried about a year ago to organize a few coopers on the block into preparing for an emergency but was laughed at for the idea.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And we elected them.
And they collect a hefty PAYCHECK for this disgusting waste of time.
We're beyond saving.
3/09/2017 12:35:00 AM
100 billion in debt from all the theft from elected and they do this waste of time bullshit! maybe chance the rapper the punk 23 old kid who maybe graduated high school could advise his buddy bruce and then rahm!
Then we have Fox world news this:
Chicago tries to learn from New York crime fighting success
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/08/chicago-tries-to-learn-from-new-york-crime-fighting-success.html
Excerpt:
All this is a sharp contrast with New York, where the NYPD during the 1990s turned to the "broken windows" policing strategy of cracking down on minor offenses championed by then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani. That policy helped drive the number of homicides down in one decade from more than 2,200 a year to fewer than 700.
Since then, the number of homicides in New York has continued to decline to a record low of 330 in 2016 — less than half the tally in Chicago, which has less than half the population. And New York has done this with a lighter policing touch.
(Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter err Mr. eddie Johnson, broken windows requires cooperation with the judges and court system to stem crime which we don't have way to much corruption, and police don't want to get dragged through the mud for race card politics)
n New York, the department started giving officers smartphones that are equipped with policing apps linked to federal and state databases. Statistics show the officers are relying on those phones more and more.
(Hmm smart phones city paid may be OK, but are they listening devices and possibly camera devices to catch coppers on nonsense?)
Johnson was also impressed with how rookie officers in New York are assigned to more experienced mentors around the city. Trainees are pulled from the academy to spend a week at a precinct house, in a patrol car and then walk the beat over a nine-week period. The goal is to get those officers into the community to meet people and learn how to interact with them.
(would solution be FTO program with veteran coppers teaching the kids not kids with kids?)
"Police officers are giving their cellphone numbers and email addresses to residents so that they can have a constant dialogue," New York Mayor Bill de Blasio said after a speech in Chicago on March 3. "Arrest is the last resort, not the first one," he said.
( are these personal cell phone numbers and personal email addresses? Like we don't have enough problems with people that despise police give thugs tools to attack police more easily this is totally insane and as Barry would say "acting stupidly" eddie best case please resign your a good man but completely overwhelmed by the corruption and evil around you sir!
The politicians in Springfield should hold a "Pissed off Voter Month" to prepare themselves to run and hide when we come to tar and feather their asses.
LMFAO
We have seen Zombies on the south and West sides for years. You see them walking down the street by the curb. Addled with their drug of choice, likely provided for by the taxpayer...but there they are, lumbering down the street in a catatonic state looking to devour any innocent who would walk into their path.
Zombies Indeed...
Vote everyone of them motherfuckers out of office and FUCK fop
Within the oversized Goverment Bureaus of Illinois, I'm certain there's really a IL Dept of Zombie Affairs (it's called Illinois Congress).
We have Durbwont, Duckworthless and Diminutive Louie leading the entitlement parade.
They're telling you to prepare for the inevitable.
Well, the invitable is already here and has been for 30 years or more.
Sanctuary State and Sanctuary Cities have drained the State coffers with entitlement programs and patronage,
now you - the taxpayer has to fend for yourself.
Oh sure, Rauner is a Reforming Republican. Ha!
He hasn't yet cut the size of Illinois Government.
Don't think President Trump will be ringing his doorbell and handing him a big fat publishers clearing house check anytime soon.
The continual Lib Anti-Travel Ban Resistance could mean No Airport Money for Rahm.
And it Will Build that Wall faster.
Win-Win.
You forgot one thing ! Who is the asshole that wrote or sponsored this worthless piece of used toilet paper ?
When I saw people online talking about this, i gotta admit, I thought it was a joke. Well, I suppose it is, ummm, dayum man, just speechless.
A for leaving the guns and ammo out of it, well who would have thought that? Yeah, maybe we could do like the State POLICE used to tell us, and like, use our keys to ward off the zombies, or maybe puke on them or or or a comb!
Most common weapon used in the walking dead series?
GUNS.
The Zombie Apocalypse is real. Don't make fun of it. Prepare or die when it comes. Guns and ammo are good. Lots and lots of ammo. 22LR will work.
I pledge allegiance to my 1911
Made in the United States of America
And to the recoil in my hand
Front sight, highly visible . . .
With 185 grain hollow points for all
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...
When seconds count, the police are only four hours away...
Bizarre AT&T outage leaves customers nationwide unable to dial 911 for several hours - as company refuses to explain cause
* 911 service for AT&T customers was down in several states for approximately four hours
* The company says service has been restored but didn't release further information
* The FCC says it is going to 'get to the root cause and its impact'
* Emergency and law enforcement agencies in affected areas gave out alternative numbers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4296010/AT-T-says-911-outage-affecting-states-fixed.html
"AT&T says 911 service has been restored for cellphone customers who had been unable to call 911 in several states.
"States affected included Florida, Maryland, Texas, Tennessee, Alabama, Ohio, Colorado, Virginia, Illinois, and the District of Columbia..."
3/09/2017 09:20:00 AM
Maybe plans for a terrorist attack?
This is just a ripoff of a program the CDC did a few years back (https://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm) attempting to teach people communicable disease awareness.
Are these zombies here legally?
Strange you bring this up today. Our local radio station in north eastern Wisconsin was talking about the same thing this morning about the coming possibility of electric grid attacks and by by to atm's and access to your cash.
So long as you have some Cognac, and a lighter for the "candles", you've got a makeshift flamethrower to take care of those zombies. See? No need for ammo. You just have to think like a leftist Communistic Democrat Hood Rat - who happens to be in office.
The zombie apocalypse is already here...just take a ride E/B on 63rd St. from let's say Western. Or maybe 71st St, or 69th St from California E/B. Hell, pick a spot on the west side, or south side and look at the zombies just staggering around or milling around on the corners. I swear the demographics would fill a casting call for The Walking Dead! Besides the glaring lack of firearms and ammo for the apocalypse, they also failed to mention one of the best zombie fighting tools around. Nothing like a Shao-Lin spade for hacking and cleaving the heads off of Z's.
This is costing the taxpayers how much for this total stupidity nonsense? But they're going to have billboards and all kinds of stupid things all over the place wasting money total waste of money with that the state in so much debt billions and billions of dollars in debt and this is the best they can do just tells her what kind of idiots that we have elected but then again who votes for these people after the election US people did you vote for this person or that person is a democratic process but no the Democrats end up getting it time after time in this corrupt state city County but they say the voting machines are well run and make sure that they are well-maintained yeah OK got a bridge to sell you!
It was the condor program coming online.
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