Clear Enough?
So certain exempts are still pushing numbers at their staff meetings. Some have made supervisors leave their cell phones away from meetings, and some use a dry erase board so all evidence of the illegal orders can be concealed from Special Ed's staff. So this came out:
That seems pretty straightforward. Any idea if Esca-merit got the memo?
Labels: department issues, dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
61 Comments:
every officer in patrol should make copies and retain. When a to-from is required, this piece of paper should be attached.
Strange. Why am I still being asked(told) for more numbers of ISRs, tickets, arrests? The commander must be calling it something other than a quota.
Some people on this job just can't let the old ways go. Some very stubborn people on this job.
That is fucking classic!!! Instead of it being read at roll call for 5 consecutive days, they should make bossholes like Escamilla, Kohnen, Voulgaris and Schmeer recite it over and over, like fraternity pledges learning the school fight song! Better yet, make them write it on the blackboards, "I will not enforce activity quotas" over and over, ala Bart Simpson. Too funny.
So does this mean that no more asking what my "activity" for the day was ?
"WAH!
How are we gonna be able to shine
at Compstat and jockey for position
to steal our next undeserved merit
bump at you fuckin' dog-ass Blue Shirt's
expense if we can't make you produce
quota based activity by bullying,
brow-beating, fucking with your start
times, breaking up partners, exposing
you to trick-bag/jack-pot discipline
designed to dirty you up and cause you
much grief and aggravation?"
And there was a nasty little something
that popped up in the comments about
some supervisory shit-talker threatening
Policemen with how he has figured out
a way to hurt them administratively
while skirting the "no quota based
activity" rules in place.
Find that ignorant ass and drop him
through the trap door of the gallows
he so happily built to hang Policemen
from to make himself look good.
Fuck him.
He's not worth the ink
on his Police papers.
The only way they'll learn is
they start having multiple
tens of thousands taken out
of their pockets.
Now all the Tough-Guy O'Tooles
are going to be howling at the
moon about "Dog-Assery,"
"Do some work," "If you do it
right, the department will back you"
and all the other silly shit that the
rotten merit bosses and media provocateurs
have been posting.
The progressives battled against quotas for decades and now the City, run by progressives, will reap what the progressive agenda has sowed. And what's even funnier is that the ACLU won't get it numbers to justify its existence and the progressives in Springfield and eggheads in universities won't get their numbers to justify traffic studies. The world can be perfect, progressives fucking themselves out of social justice crusades.
Lol!
Maybe this will push these wretched merit
bosses out the door.
Roll calls are going to be "hot"
now to catch the first stupidvisor
badgering and threatening the watch
for "numbers."
Policemen are going to become
millionaires over this shit.
Lol...
Can you imagine even a hateful
old rotter like Kulbida raising the
white flag and suing for peace
lest his ass ends up having to
slide multiple stacks across the
table toward some Coppers in a
civil court conference room?
Cash money Ed!
Fuck you and fuck a check!
Ya old thieving bastard.
Escamerit too...
Bust all these bums out.
Good. Retards like Escamerit and Kull the Conqueror can shove their '10 stops,' and 'pieces,' up their asses. I'm sure all the other exempts are happy that Tony inadvertently got this whole ball rolling to begin with. Given his less then endearing personality, I don't imagine them being forgiving for his brazen email mishap.
Don't worry Escamerit. You aren't the first person in a position of power to let greed be his downfall. Which is what your micro-managing and quotas were all about. Not protecting the citizens like you lamely claimed, but getting your numbers up so you could make Deputy like Maria. Keep your eye on the prize fucktard. Focus on retiring with a commander's pension, which is far more then you ever deserved.
Not sure if Esca-merit got the memo on the quotas, but I doubt he cares.
The meathead offered overtime for the 25-30th to the entire district (2 days notice). Only those on days took him up on it. His highness then decided he would "reverse Seniority" the entire damn watch to work different days during this time period. The only criteria he used was to ensure that no one worked all 7 days (Sun-Sat). He even reversed the guy with the top spot on midnights!
Again, to be clear, he did not cancel days off, and offer the top seniority the option, in order. He simply reversed the entire watch, and spread it out over those 5 days. Interesting process.
I guess if you're going to violate the contract, it's go big or go home!
Take them to court fuck them
We still have "traffic missions" jammed down our throats by our clueless LT every night. They'll find ways to still get numbers.
They may have been ordered to leave their phones behind, but were they ordered to remove those Body Worn Cameras? Inquiring minds want to know
Short and sweet. Some merit dumbass will still be unable to figure it out. And I'm sure this "reminder" is just that. Surely it isn't a reaction to anything that happened recently. That would mean the department recognized that someone was using quotas. They wouldn't actually admit that, so we get this "reminder." Don't launch the fuck-ups using quotas. Don't do the right thing. Just send out a short reminder. No one will even think it's an acknowledgment that some bosses are using quotas. They'll all totally just think it's a random reminder.
somebody needs to plant magic markers on the dry ease boards. i guarantee the dumb asses will use them without looking at them.
Then why is Special Ed still holding compstat meetings?
The only reason that AMFN notice went out is because their fellow merit brassholes put their quota demands on paper. Giving officers the smoking gun needed to jam up all merit strokes in the ivory tower.
This isn't going to stop them from continuing their threats to blue shirts about activity.
On a sad note,four time Superintendent driver Dennis C. has retired. Ole Denny did a brake job on Hillard's car years ago which locked him to serve four superintendents. All your people skills will be missed Denny. Good riddance.
Uh-oh, only two wishes left! I hope I get a pony!
Awesome.
Now I can work VRI without having to produce those revenue producing, activity based, quotas.
To the unpublished:
It was sent to us this way, probably because of the disclaimer on the bottom. As for being scared, you're posting anonymously - what are you scared of? SCC changing your start time?
Asshat.
Hair Gels take note! The Department has just Formally and Officially stepped away from any form of Quotas. So if you get caught up in a situation where it is stated or even implied that you did what you did, so you could stay in C.D. and display your "tats" on Tac; don't try to push tickets for your Benefit. Because nobody is buying them, and nobody is showing up for that Benefit. Give them the City that they want, do Nothing More than answer your radio and look out for each other. All Proactive or Aggressive policing will be punished. Baby "G"
Keep a copy of that in your vest pocket.
To late idiot Springfield passed that law years ago
Hahahahahah!!!!!! You can almost see the "wink wink" "don't take this seriously we had to do it" memo
I went to ISR training as required and to date have completed zero ISR's. Why ruin a good streak?
The writing cannot be more simpler than that! Why is escamerit not removed and demoted? Eddie this is another reason you an emperor with no clothes the high hopes when you were made are all dashed you kept the same idiots in charge demoted none,and now your legacy is covered in bloodshed and mayhem citywide! Eddie you sold your soul to the wine and cheese rahm crew who have shown complete disdain for police officers and taxpayers by disregarding federal laws regarding immigration, and pandering as a matter of fact catering to the thugs and criminal elements constantly anything to get illegal votes!
With tommy and toni teaming up to let felons roam freely to cause more murder and mayhem,and rahm throwing billions away violating federal laws, what could happen next? London as we all know had a terrorist attack killing innocent children, maiming many, with the way police here are treated junk cars, no cars for swat teams, not contributing to the police pension fund as required by law, not hiring anywhere near enough coppers, failing police radios, taking away police retirees healthcare what could wrong mayor?Toni?tommy? Madigan and the rest? The 50 sheep?
The Department and First Deputy need to define "Quota." Come in with some activity, your numbers are down, need to show some work, what have you done for me today. Are these examples of "Quotas?"
Boy I was afraid after I retired I might miss the job. Well after reading stuff like this I miss it as much as I miss an ass pimple. The biggest worry I have now is when to take my nap. Now if only I can sell this shack and move to some little mountain hick town I'll be aces.
Ok but why does the department still have an activity quota in order to work VRI?
Anonymous said...
So does this mean that no more asking what my "activity" for the day was ?
5/24/2017 12:31:00 AM
quotas are improper, not asking that you do something while at work or asking what you did when you check off. There is a difference. Your activity can be compared to the activity of others on the watch to see where you fit in and for a baseline. Nothing improper with that.
nonymous said...
Take them to court fuck them
5/24/2017 04:44:00 AM
maybe you should show us the way? I laugh at these comments about suing the city and becoming rich because they asked you do do some work or even hinted at a quota. You will get nowhere with a lawsuit. Quotas are wrong but a lawsuit would be dead on arrival and it would cost you plenty to find out.
We still have "traffic missions" jammed down our throats by our clueless LT every night. They'll find ways to still get numbers.
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You still don't have to write the ticket. Give them a warning and send them on their way.
About 15 years ago I was assigned to a traffic mission because the watch commander said numbers were down across the board. He was right. The supervisors treated us like shit so we responded . The Lieutenant checked my ticket book and saw I had written no tickets he said I was required to write at least 3 tickets on the mission. I asked for that in writing with his signature. He responded that the missions did not fall under quotas and a violation observed had to be written. I stated that as the complainant I had the option to not write the violation. He responded that the Sergeant would supervise me and order me to write tickets. I responded that I would write the tickets under orders but that I wanted the order signed and in writing and that I would put the supervisors in the witness box so they could come to traffic court. That was the end of traffic missions for me. They messed with me for awhile but gave up because they were lazy. If your willing to take a little heat you always have the upper hand.
I wonder if Hasan in 004 will get this memo? he asks for ISR's every day!!
We still have "traffic missions" jammed down our throats by our clueless LT every night. They'll find ways to still get numbers.
5/24/2017 05:36:00 AM
Traffic missions aren't a quota. They're fucking stupid, but your "clueless LT" isn't doing anything wrong by having you do a traffic mission. If you choose not to stop any cars during your traffic mission, because you're lazy or angry or trying to just avoid any and all problems in this anti-police climate, or because you "didn't see any violations," that's great. No one can make you write a specific number of tickets. That would be a quota. If your mission is unsuccessful in catching any traffic violators, your clueless LT may just extend your mission for a few hours, or may just put you on a traffic mission every day until you start seeing violations. When fighting against the push for activity, be careful not to screw yourself out of spite. A TSS card or three is usually enough to make a LT happy. They love those things. "Good afternoon, sir. I stopped you to let you know your brake light is out. Let me just run your license and you'll be on your way." Seems easy enough to me. A traffic mission is better than domestics and all the other shit out there. You're acting like a traffic mission is the worst thing in the world.
Can you say .........CYA via tossing underlings under the bus? First they tell em to get those numbers up, so they go to their underlings and say Git Em Up! It is so Commanded! ANd all is to be well, sheep baaaaaing. Yer supposed to just give people tickets - even when not doing anything wrong, oh and make those arrests too!
Except you coppers didn't, in addition you called BS, openly. All of a sudden, the top dawgs realized (or their lawyers told em) that they really could be in trouble over this, like really real trouble. So they gotta issue a CYA Bussing Order. Mid level...yup under you go. Heck, they prolly had an idea who would willing go down, under, without even being thrown.
Funny, they haven't read this memo ONCE at our roll calls. But those parking courtesy memos are announced every day!!!
Anonymous said...
every officer in patrol should make copies and retain. When a to-from is required, this piece of paper should be attached.
5/24/2017 12:11:00 AM
Here ya go!
To: My Ignorant-Assed Stupidvisor
From: P.O. Giveashit
Subject: See Attached Department Directive
Regarding Demands For Quota-Based Activity
Be sure that when you insert you "c.c." at the bottom,
to include the entire chain of command.
Make enough copies and forward them through the chain of command.
DO NOT USE THE MAILBOX IN YOUR DISTRICT OF ASSIGNMENT.
Slick m/fers have rummaged the mailbag for years
to fuck with Policemen.
PAR forms gone missing and other silly shit...
"We dunno what happened, are you SURE you sent it?"
Consider the "no quota based activity" prohibition
to be The Policeman's Revenge against these vile
bosses who have had their fun for too many years.
Now if only some of them could get themselves
separated if not sued, financially ruined and
imprisoned for their dumb shit?
No sympathy whatsoever should it
begin to happen.
These bosses just have no idea on how to manage and lead people. A good leader, who has the respect of those whom he leads doesn't need to ask for anything. Things just get done. Very few bosses like that on this job today.
This is what happens when the shit hits the fan. Sell your soul for a BS promotion. They only wear a policeman's uniform, just like Halloween!!! It's called payback, get a lawyer and go after the city and the boss. Document, document, document and sue!!!!!!!!!
EVERY white shirt should have to sign for this memo so nobody can ever say they did not know! A copy of everyone signatures should then be forwarded to the inspector general.
Only lowly patrol officers have to sign for papers so they can be sued.
COMMON special no mass email to all white shirts notifying them? You are just plain D_U_M_B!
Somebody help this guy please!!!
They only make these memos when a beef hit or the media is FOIA ing SPECIAL EDs cabal of brain surgeons.
merit , merit 9 out of 10 captain and above were merit det.,sgt., lt.,
Someone should give that to Sgt Square pants in 009, she is always blabbing her mouth as if she was some sort of a hard charging police officer she is always blabbing away about enforcement activity.
Then why are we asked to write down our activity when we do those savm missions. We should just work them and that's that. Run it by seniority not by favorites better known as kiss asses.
Anonymous said...
Not sure if Esca-merit got the memo on the quotas, but I doubt he cares.
The meathead offered overtime for the 25-30th to the entire district (2 days notice). Only those on days took him up on it. His highness then decided he would "reverse Seniority" the entire damn watch to work different days during this time period. The only criteria he used was to ensure that no one worked all 7 days (Sun-Sat). He even reversed the guy with the top spot on midnights!
Again, to be clear, he did not cancel days off, and offer the top seniority the option, in order. He simply reversed the entire watch, and spread it out over those 5 days. Interesting process.
I guess if you're going to violate the contract, it's go big or go home!
5/24/2017 04:41:0
You are a moron. This came from HQ last week.
The same Dennis who was driving Weiss and made that tactical retreat when they heard gunfire,to the other side of the city.
Kudos to the copper working housing north that put Pap Schmeer on notice for getting this whole thing in motion.
(warning, deficiencies in any activity category are subject to internal reviewand not necessarily the responsibility of the undersigned)
There's gotta be a fine print disclaimer somewhere in that memo.
OT -
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• Will FOP 7 Float & others decline to participate in the 2017 Chicago PR Parade or stand up for and with CrookedThieves Maldonado & Gutteriez ?
ymous said...
Anonymous said...
So does this mean that no more asking what my "activity" for the day was ?
5/24/2017 12:31:00 AM
quotas are improper, not asking that you do something while at work or asking what you did when you check off. There is a difference. Your activity can be compared to the activity of others on the watch to see where you fit in and for a baseline. Nothing improper with that.
5/24/2017 10:51:00 AM
Uh, well that all depends. If I handle a shitload of radio assignments, to me that is activity. Doesn't matter if I write any parkers, or stupid blue cards.
So is activity needed to get VRI considered a "quota?
Anonymous said...
So does this mean that no more asking what my "activity" for the day was ?
5/24/2017 12:31:00 AM
quotas are improper, not asking that you do something while at work or asking what you did when you check off. There is a difference. Your activity can be compared to the activity of others on the watch to see where you fit in and for a baseline. Nothing improper with that.
5/24/2017 10:51:00 AM
Uh, well that all depends. If I handle a shitload of radio assignments, to me that is activity. Doesn't matter if I write any parkers, or stupid blue cards.
5/24/2017 07:48:00 PM
And even if you don't get calls, driving around your beat through the alleys and in yhe parks and being very visible is activity.
vri is voluntary you don't have to sign up.
Anonymous said...
"Uh, well that all depends. If I handle a shitload of radio assignments, to me that is activity. Doesn't matter if I write any parkers, or stupid blue cards."
5/24/2017 07:48:00 PM
Oh man...
How many times over the years have Policemen
working fast districts had to be aggravated with some
stupidvisor hounding them about "Where's yer fuckin'
"activity" at check-off, while looking at a humper
with 20+ radio assignments and several RD#s to boot?
"You guys want me to ride with ya
and FIND ya some activity?"
Of course they want to cry "insubordination"
when you cordially invite their ignorant ass
along and promise to put them in the witness
box on every damned piece of probable cause
that jumps in front of the squad...
Good to see that bullying bullshit is going
to finally start costing them big time and big money.
Not a peep from any boss in 017. Never read even once at any roll call. We learned about it from SCC. Typical Chicago way
Ok but why does the department still have an activity quota in order to work VRI?
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You're too funny and so LAZY! You wanna stay FETAL and don't wanna do anything, but you wanna have an extra cash in your pocket? Just in case you're not aware, VRI is a VOLUNTARY overtime. If you wanna earn an extra check and not do anything, Walmart is hiring Security Guard.. Fool!
How are traffic missions stupid! In area south, 36% of shootings are drive bys, nobody says you have to cite everyone, just stop a few cars, get an event number and they will be happy.
Do we have spoiled entitled merit asshole bosses on this job, yes!! But we also have those that passed a test as well. Guess what we have spoiled lazy po's as well, you are making a lot of $, just be visible and be safe, that's all they really want.
They could care less about activity, the only thing that matters is murders, if we put the dog and pony show of being seen then magic will happen and all the murders will stop, well that's rhams philosophy anyway.
Ya they'll back you alright,back you against a wall......ready........aim You get the picture
6:58 AM
Re: J-Fled fleeing the shots fired murder less than a minute away in 007.
Who is Dennis? J-Fled's driver and the individual who told him about the shooting that just occurred was his public information officer (PIO) named Roderick Drew. Drew is a civilian.
Nothing came of the newspaper article or this blog reporting the written quotas sent out by LT conehead Kohnen, he's walking around making jokes about the whole thing and is still the WC. This letter is just a formality and was sent out begrudgingly by the upper brass. I'm sure so they'd have a cya paper trail denouncing any type of quotas and it will be business as usual without even a small bumb in the road. Upper management looks highly on this type of supervising and starts the whole quota ball rolling with compstat and district indexes. Without a real lawsuit it will NEVER stop and has been going on much longer than any readers of this blog have been around.
Getting the numbers to work VRI should be eliminated it's considered a quota and could be challenged by legal action
Be sure that when you insert you "c.c." at the bottom,
to include the entire chain of command.
Make enough copies and forward them through the chain of command.
Hey dumbass, you don't "cc" a To-From. EVERYONE who is to get a copy goes in the "TO" section. Just because some merit asshole exempts write To-Froms with "cc" on the bottom only adds to the stupidity of our command staff.
We're is insp Brn nose cpt merit aka lumpee,stemster supreme K.A.
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