Not Mine - Swearsies!

That suburban arrest report summary with the humorous narrative we posted about on 26 May?

Here's the backstory and it's pretty much what everyone thought it was:

• On the evening of Friday May 19, 2017, police officers in suburban North Riverside pulled over a vehicle at 7200 West Cermak Road for an apparent traffic violation. Their curiosity aroused by the overwhelming aroma of marijuana wafting in the air, officers searched the vehicle and, unsurprisingly, discovered a loaded .380 pistol in the glove compartment. While attempting to unravel the mystery surrounding ownership of the illegal weapon and enduring another boring ritual of finger-pointing and repeated denials from passengers, officers eventually turned their attention to the occupant of the front passenger seat of the automobile, Alejandro Avila. Police at the scene discovered soon afterward Avila was a known felon with an endless string of gun and drug-related arrests attached to his name and an unmistakable affiliation with Chicago’s infamous Imperial Gangsters. An organized cabal of goons with influence over several expanses in Chicago and in nearby suburbs, its members’ clubhouse fun and games include murder, attempted murder, aggravated battery, aggravated assault and narcotics trafficking. Predictably, Mr. Avila swore blind he had no knowledge of the weapon.
  
  When the matter was turned over to the Cook County State’s Attorney’s office, what began with a breathtakingly mundane traffic stop which should have amounted to a foolproof victory over crime in court peaked with Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx refusing to bid for a felony weapon charge against Avila for possession of a loaded weapon. Foxx’s utterly preposterous rationale for declining a felony weapon charge was honoring Avila’s “word,” a denial he was aware the loaded weapon rested in the glove compartment in front of where he was seated. Foxx’s faith in Avila’s denial came despite his rich history of lawlessness and threats to civil society, all of which is common knowledge to Foxx’s office. While questions persist over whether the State’s Attorney’s office would achieve a conviction in court and it remains a possibility the case endures, Foxx’s office declining a felony charge based on a known felon’s “word” remains an absolute outrage.

So the suburban cops wrote a quick narrative for what ended up being a RWOC (release without charges) report and put the blame squarely where it belonged - on Kim Foxxx.

We've been a part of many arrests where everyone in the car caught charges for whatever contraband they were transporting. We've also seen people (or folks) step up and take the weight to protect a girlfriend or a shorty or someone relative with a clean record.

But that wasn't even attempted by the State it seems. Everyone denies it, so nobody catches a case - that's a brilliant bit of political horseshit right there.

So far, only the alternative media (Medium.com) is paying any attention to it. The rest of the media has abdicated all responsibility to the taxpayers.