Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Safe Passage

Safe Passage begins again today. An imaginary wall around the paths to certain CPS schools that will:
  • magically stop bullets,
  • increase attendees IQ's by at least 20 points,
  • and somehow negate past years of parental neglect
But this is just amusing:


We'll just be over here laughing.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Toole?

How fitting.

9/05/2017 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many others were drafted the same way?

9/05/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It makes the pols feel warm and fuzzy knowing that Safe Passage will protect students from harm. Harm, which the pols themselves have created through decades of generational dwarfing of a moral compass of minority communities.

9/05/2017 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks all so appropriate.....

9/05/2017 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tool of the trade.

9/05/2017 01:26:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

One can only draw a circle around an entire area denoting it as an "asshole" part of a neighborhood before it loses its significance.

Wanna bet the Keesing Bandit got the vapors looking at that map?

9/05/2017 02:24:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Is that the route the kissing bandit works?

9/05/2017 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Toole. Cum on, really?

9/05/2017 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More smoke and mirrors and dog and pony bullshit.
Rahm will be mugging for the cameras and repeatedly patting himself on the back.

9/05/2017 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The senile ramblings of one Special
Ed Johnson? Anthony Weiner School
of Art? Synchronicity? Karma Blowback?
The 1984 stylings of COPA?

9/05/2017 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its like something out of Spaceballs

9/05/2017 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There went the coffee

9/05/2017 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Liberals talk about " A police state" now we have children walking single file or 2x2 to the schools they are not even safe walking to school without a police type of military presence!

9/05/2017 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...security will be as firm as a hard bone or...

9/05/2017 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is what happens in the districts where police officers live. They take some of your officers and sergeants out of your district and put them on safe passage in other districts leaving your neighborhood without any help. 22 is a perfect example of a district that is so low on manpower that you are lucky if your call is answered in an hour but you see no one protesting that.

9/05/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's about right. It feels like they are sticking it in my ass.

9/05/2017 07:23:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I hold that map close to my heart....and other parts of my body also.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/05/2017 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friggin FUUUNNNNNEEEE...SCC....

9/05/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the smoke and mirrors bullshit continues

9/05/2017 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make this shit up.

9/05/2017 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure someone in austin didn't work on that?

9/05/2017 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you keep anyone safe from themselves?

9/05/2017 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain safe passage? I'm sorry, I'm just a knuckle dragging deplorable from South Carolina.

9/05/2017 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson! I think we have a problem.

9/05/2017 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another waste of money.
Too chilly for the feral roaches to be outdoors for first bell.
Tomorrow the dimwits will all be absent and CPS will be back to throwing out tons of free school fixins'.

9/05/2017 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another scam to avoid filling Police Vacancies, just like the Traffic Control Aides.

9/05/2017 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Herbie Pulgar drew it...touche..

9/05/2017 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did not see any safe passage employees in the Beverly , Mount Greenwood area while on Patrol today . How about that , Does it mean ,our children not Important to the Mayor ?

9/05/2017 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They get $15.00 per hour

9/05/2017 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Describe Special Ed in one picture.

9/05/2017 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deez nuts!

9/05/2017 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With this great offer mexico is welcoming its residents returning from the great USA,which President Trump is "making America great again!"

Mexico 'profoundly laments' U.S. move to end 'Dreamers' program

http://news.trust.org/item/20170905182757-8jhet

Excerpt:Mexico will welcome migrants who opt to return to Mexico with "open arms," Sada said, offering assistance with work, finances and education.

This is really fantastic news, at least 800,000 will be returning soon,and Mexico is offering free money,and free schooling lets hope this happens quickly,the billions we know rahm uses to buy votes could be returned to the taxpayers! Hey rahm you could use this excess funding to pay for the CPD retirees health care you viciously took away correct?

Then asshole rahm does this:Rahm Emanuel creates ‘Trump-free zone’ for students at Chicago schools

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/5/rahm-emanuel-tells-students-chicago-schools-are-tr/

Nothing like being the absolute ruler of the killing fields of chiraq! Since you want Trump free zones,we want "rahm free zones" as a matter of fact resign and put on your wedding dress and be that "dancing queen!" How about "thug free zones" "criminal free zones" etc! First the mayor champions teaching the skulls-full-of-mush the Burge propaganda lie and now this nonsense! Lets stop paying taxes why bother, to fund this idiots agenda? God bless the police #allthatmattersarebluelivesmatter

9/05/2017 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did find it extremly humorous that a Transformers fight scene did take place on safe passage street. Sign is clearly visible in the background.

9/05/2017 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Its like something out of Spaceballs

9/05/2017 05:54:00 AM
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I think Dr. Evil's rocket looked a lot like that.

9/05/2017 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marching to school like der kinder in the Von Trapp family.
Next there will be hooded and masked ANTIFA crossing guards.

Rahm just announced that there will be TRUMP FREE ZONES so all the "Dreamers" and other illegals can come and come and feel safe.

Maybe I'll get an old black Crown Vic or Chevy Suburban and paint the word ICE on it. I'd like to cruise up and down those Safe Passage streets and see what happens.

9/05/2017 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with all that white sticky stuff all over the 6300 block of S. Seeley?

9/05/2017 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
did not see any safe passage employees in the Beverly , Mount Greenwood area while on Patrol today . How about that , Does it mean ,our children not Important to the Mayor ?

9/05/2017 12:54:00 PM

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Maybe it is because Mt. Greenwood is like a neighborhood in a NORMAL City?

Where neighbors care and look out for neighbors. They don't tolerate the Boyz or da Hood.
Maybe the Taxpaying Citizens of Mt. Greenwood consider their entire neighborhood a safe passage zone.

That is what it is like in my town.

9/05/2017 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Trying to decide which was more ridiculous...as seen on tonight's (bad)"news"...

1. Rahm-belina declaring Chicago "Trump-free"?

2. News conference with that FatFuck Navarro and all the ribbons on his chest, with little midget Riccio following hot on his tail (when is he gonna retire?)



9/05/2017 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170905/austin/17-people-pepper-sprayed-2008-during-obama-victory-party-get-395k

this is total bullshit.

9/05/2017 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Safe Savage farce needs to end.

9/05/2017 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes but we do not want to pay parents , talking on Obama phones , smoking , not watching the children with tax dollars

9/05/2017 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke. What does it say for a city's safety when you have to have hundreds of cops and civilians spread out along the streets each and every day so that children can make it to school without being shot? I thought crime was down? I thought this was a safe city?

9/06/2017 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many cars are downed in each district to sit at schools during dismissal? Tax paying citizens lose their beat cars to this nonsense. Tell anti police CPS to hire security from their own budgets. What a waste.

9/06/2017 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
did not see any safe passage employees in the Beverly , Mount Greenwood area while on Patrol today . How about that , Does it mean ,our children not Important to the Mayor ?
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Better if you asked, ....has the mayor ever been seen with white kids or in white areas. Fuck no ! The Roger Park Orthodox Jews cannot stand this mayor. Rahm even fuck' his heritage and refuses to give Israel any of Chicago' business.

When Mayor Washington was alive, he got to know every neighborhood of city, people loved this man who was not a bull shit artist and did not give the city away as the last two thieves. Old business' in Polish neighborhoods still have his picture on their walls when he visited. Harold was no far left liberal. If only he was still mayor.

9/06/2017 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I'll get an old black Crown Vic or Chevy Suburban and paint the word ICE on it. I'd like to cruise up and down those Safe Passage streets and see what happens
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Too fucking funny, then get out of vehicle and hand the dreamers an ice cone ! LMAo

9/06/2017 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the CPS give remedial reading classes to gang members so they are able to read the Safe Passage signs? And shouldn't the signs be written in Spanish and Ebonics, also?

9/06/2017 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many cars are downed in each district to sit at schools during dismissal? Tax paying citizens lose their beat cars to this nonsense. Tell anti police CPS to hire security from their own budgets. What a waste.

9/06/2017 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phallic, like our leadership!

9/08/2017 09:21:00 AM  

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