Sunday, October 29, 2017

Camel Commander

Thanks to a old friend of ours:



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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Police Department is doomed. 2 yrs to go.

10/29/2017 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s utterly amazing , embarrassing, ridiculous, and hilarious all at once. WOW!

10/29/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How fucking embarrassing !

10/29/2017 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear lord where is the baby Jesus and thank god I no longer work there.

10/29/2017 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That camel just made merit promotion to the Mounted Unit.

10/29/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you chase on a camel?

10/29/2017 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else ever wonder what it would be like to work for a professional police agency? One with honest promotion exams, and qualified leaders. I'm totally embarrassed of this Department. I've never felt so ashamed to be part of this Department.

10/29/2017 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where your camel riders license at?

10/29/2017 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department is a joke and it’s only going to get worse. These are our meritorious leaders, folks! I’m ashamed to tell people I work here.

10/29/2017 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching her little feet dangling just about made me piss my pants

10/29/2017 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the most unprofessional thing I have ever seen. Wow oh wow. Talking about "green, green" and "finest department in the country", riding on a damn camel. And we wonder why people laugh when you say CPD, and we have no respect on street. Wow. If I was in charge, she would have been IMMEDIATELY DEMOTED if I knew a Commander of mine was riding a damn camel in uniform trying to recruit. WTFFFFFFF

10/29/2017 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no. How embarrassing

10/29/2017 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As she is representing the CPD, did she have Departmemt approval to be on a camel’s back? If not why hasn’t a C.R. been initiated for representing the Department in an unprofessional manner and conduct being discredit upon the Delartmemt.

10/29/2017 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They keep hyping up the money. When they get a bunch of replacements for the workers who only came on for the money, I hope to be gone.

10/29/2017 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I be a commander"

10/29/2017 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In spite of all the questions this raises I only want to ask what is up with that hair?

10/29/2017 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for that old thing, getting marched out there for the public spectacle, confused and abused... at least the camel looks like it’s having a good time!

10/29/2017 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm new on the job. I want to be an exempt like Crystal King-Smith. She must have a high IQ and loads of career felony arrests. Can someone tell us about her career that made her worthy of becoming a police executive?

10/29/2017 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t even begin to explain the intensity and variety of thoughts and emotions I felt as I watched that video. I’m 53 and have 27 years on this job. There are three policemen I drank beer with that were murdered on the streets of this city and another eight that don’t function physically all that well from attempts to murder them. I don’t care if “55 and out” is still around in 2019, I’m getting out. I’ve always enjoyed working and worked hard. I’ll find something with insurance for my wife and myself. That commander is an insult to any officer that ever walked twelve flights to a domestic in 002 when it was still “the deuce” or any detective that spent the 2 or 3 days trying to romance a statement out of a murderous cur. I don’t even know who that woman is, but I know all about her. I could go on a tirade about the management of this department, but what’s the point? The only chance we had was the DOJ investigation. They could have pointed out the true corruption of this department; that nepotism and cronyism has left us with a management structure that couldn’t spell cat (or Cato) if you spotted them the “c” and the “t”. Instead they went after the average Joe pushing a Beat car on 1st Watch. I’ve known Eddie Johnson since the week I got off probation. He’s a nice man, but he’s barely capable of being a sergeant, much less the superintendent. Nothing can be saved now. I’m a supervisor and I’m embarrassed at the department I’m leaving behind. I’m ashamed that I failed the men that trained me when I came on. My FTO was just some guy on the Watch whose partner was on IOD. He had left this job and went to Vietnam where he was wounded twice. He came back here and was shot in 011 in 1968. To this day he was instinctually the best policeman I ever met. And this is my legacy to him. A camel riding commander incapable of speaking in complete sentences. I have twin 21 year old daughters, a 19 year old son and a 17 year old son. If any of them told me they were coming on this job I’d pin their neck to the floor with by boot and cut off their trigger finger, I don’t care if they never spoke to me again, they could pick their nose with their other hand and maybe they’d be mayor one day. I’d know I did right by them.

10/29/2017 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf

10/29/2017 01:48:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

"Universal Soul Circus", huh?

Gotta love the 1:42-1:50 mark pandering to the Lowest Common Ghettofabulous Denominator...

"After 18 months you're making $72,000. Everybody wants a little bling-bling money".

Yet another example of why this job is a sick fucking joke. Our best and brightest resorting to 'keepin' it real' to court applicants from a certain, special demographic.

Allow me to extend a hearty "You go, girl!" to Queen Cameltoe.

Not.

10/29/2017 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How embarressing! Did she do an ISR on the camel or camel owner??

10/29/2017 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?

10/29/2017 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking clown

10/29/2017 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmm, mmm, mmm! She puts a hump in a camels back!

10/29/2017 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor camel.....

10/29/2017 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF? I’m nearly speechless. How fucking embarrassing! Aside from the obvious foolishness, I do believe promoting a business, especially while on duty, is a flagrant violation of numerous departmental rules. Trahanas would be proud. Unfuckingreal.

10/29/2017 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And without clout, her job would be cleaning up after the camal.

10/29/2017 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the change, Muthafucka!

I’ll help you out and leave today if you subsidize my insurance.

Otherwise, I stay to muthafuckin’ 60.

And believe me, I ain’t the change.

Insurance for the maxed out!

10/29/2017 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new leaders of the dept... LOL

10/29/2017 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After she said "we got this be the change campaign" I was expecting her to say "because y'all always complaining about the po-lice. Now it's time for y'all to put up or shut up." That would have been nice

10/29/2017 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve heard of the 3 R’s... Readin’, Rittin’ & ‘Rithmatic, but this tops it all.
Commander Crystal Circus Camel Commercial
That’s more C’s (sic) than The Great Lakes!

10/29/2017 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the Change Campaign.
In reality is...
It's Our Time Campaign. Justice for Just-Us.
Diversity and inclusion seems to be camouflaged racism to me.
Obama's legacy.
This is not you fathers police department anymore.
Good luck if you join this circus. SMH😔

10/29/2017 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crystal King Smiff. The CPD is a circus and she is one of the gold star clowns.

10/29/2017 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well given the picture, when combined the collective I.Q is now two.

10/29/2017 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

For once, I'm speechless.

10/29/2017 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst recruiting ad ever.

10/29/2017 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Camel Commander?

This video and her actions are a complete disgrace to all the Heroes in the Star Case.

Turn in your star and Id and retire tomorrow you idiot.

10/29/2017 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join the police force!!!

HA HA

10/29/2017 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is a CIRCUS!!!

The liberals are winning. This is the police force they want.

10/29/2017 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This video shows how fucked up and ridiculous this job has become. A fucking commander of police riding a camel at a circus. I can't wait to retire and leave this wasteland that is Illinois.

10/29/2017 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it just me, or is every city department lead by complete morons?

10/29/2017 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what’s wrong with this department. Promote based on politics with no qualifications. How is a working police officer ever going to respect that. I know many officers that would work hard and now they don’t work at all.

10/29/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what...why is this an issue? Commanders are beholding to the community. Putting on a friendly face is good public relations.

10/29/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, it’s silly. But I’d rather have a commander who’s a bit silly than one who ignores her role as a key member of the community. In other words, “Lighten up, Francis.”

10/29/2017 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God this city IS a fucking circus

10/29/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A disgrace!

10/29/2017 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

200k a year clownin on a camel. Meanwhile, they cry about how much money a Patrolmen makes and how to screw a patrolmem out of pension, insurance, furlough, personal liability, and residency. We show up on thin ice getting f$%#&$ managed.

10/29/2017 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The internet is forever...

So is clout.

10/29/2017 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a FUCKIN IDIOT...How EMBARASSING....PERIOD.....

10/29/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never saw a Jackass riding a camel before

10/29/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto clown commander at a ghetto circus. Horrible speech. Embarrassing. What a joke the " leadershit" on CPD is. How can you respect these people? 🍺

10/29/2017 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God.

10/29/2017 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How you gonna get that stank off of the camel...??

10/29/2017 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes Boys and Girls, this department has become a circus. She is a prime example of the leadership brought to you by the democratic party. Being a secretary with a gun, along with knowing the right people, gets you more than actually being a good police officer. Real leadership in action. Given not earned. Next up, bring in the clowns, AKA most of our exempt "Merit" ranks.....

10/29/2017 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This falls under “you cant make this shit up” and ya got proof...LMO

10/29/2017 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So THAT'S how you get merit promoted!

10/29/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my sweet Lord Jesus...honestly, how can you take this woman seriously? Pleading with the denizens to be the POLEECE while mounted on the back of a camel. I thought Barnum & Bailey went out of business? This is what you deal with daily? Who would want this job?

10/29/2017 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES IT WAS SAVED!!!

10/29/2017 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either that guy has a spotlight on his back
or the camel is powered by a Diesel engine

10/29/2017 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh well, just remember, 9 out of 10 men that tried Camels, preferred women.
(Sorry, couldn't help it.)

J.J.

10/29/2017 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Give it up for
Joey Dee & The Starliters
The Pepperment Twist

10/29/2017 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, always knew this agency was a circus

10/29/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She participated in a kid circus in her district, who cares

10/29/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anyone else ever wonder what it would be like to work for a professional police agency? One with honest promotion exams, and qualified leaders. I'm totally embarrassed of this Department. I've never felt so ashamed to be part of this Department.

10/29/2017 12:20:00 AM

Do you think we are the only department that is "unprofessional"?

10/29/2017 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus H Christ...what in the holy hell is going on in this video.

10/29/2017 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.knowing her personally, having working with her and for her1 I was surprised at how well she spoke ad what a good speech she gave(considering it came from her)
.she usually cant conjugate a verb or get the tenses correct, maybe that's why she joined forces with Capt speech therapy

10/29/2017 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no words to express how I feel. Bob Harness is rolling in his grave.

10/29/2017 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a f&$king joke! To make things worst there are PO's that think this was a good idea. Honest promotions? That's even a funnier notion on this job!

10/29/2017 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the camel's natural hair color?

10/29/2017 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a disgrace to the CPD. I'm so glad I'm retired from it.

10/29/2017 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please remember - exempt rank members are supposed to be the smartest members of the police department! I offer the next time one of the exempts give you an order think of what I will call the "Camel Doctrine", which is try to reason as they do, if it is possible. Put yourselves between two humps, and think of what you would do. This Commander is a member of the Chicago Police Department "Think Tank". As always - Wednesday is "HUMP DAY".

10/29/2017 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
That camel just made merit promotion to the Mounted Unit.

10/29/2017 12:16:00 AM

That's hilarious. And that camel is smarter than every merit hack we have. WTF

10/29/2017 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Sure, go ahead, laugh now, but just wait....
One day soon you may be up on a Camel's back patrolling all the Beaches.


(I'd walk a mile for my Camels)

10/29/2017 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God

10/29/2017 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just goes to show how much company time and wasted tax payer money goes to pay the salaries of these and many more merited political hacksters...is there a Go Fund Me page for the camel?

10/29/2017 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Never thought you'd see a commander on a camel, did you?"

No. Can't say that I did.

10/29/2017 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Train them. Dress them up. Pin lots of medals on them. Adorn their uniforms with lots of gold stars. But in the end they are nothing more than G-d's clowns.

10/29/2017 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll never get the stink off that poor camel. ♠️

10/29/2017 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think its great that she is out in the community and showing we are human beings. Keep up the good work Commander, you do have supporters out here.

10/29/2017 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This piece of crap walked into a tool
Call one night and basically said,”f** our morale”
And if we didn’t like it McDonalds was hiring !!!
She was promoted WAY above her reading level!!
P.S I’d rather work for the camel!!!

10/29/2017 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's outstanding community outreach! Great job, commander!

10/29/2017 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suddenly, I am feeling very nostalgic for the return of the Burger Queen.

10/29/2017 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell was that? This person is a commander of police? I've seen cleaning women who've commanded more respect that this fool. Oh how far you've fallen CPD.

10/29/2017 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said: “I feel sorry for that old thing, getting marched out there for the public spectacle, confused and abused... at least the camel looks like it’s having a good time!”

Ha! I see what you did there!

10/29/2017 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hairhat looks natural!

10/29/2017 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what qualifies as command staff material on the CPD.

10/29/2017 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just great, a gimmick trying to Attract more crap to the job. Just watch and see how corruption will rise on this job by lowering standarsds.

10/29/2017 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course CPD has an ASSISTANT DIRECTOR made up job (civilian making 90,000 or so)---tasked with community engagement, diversity outreach, marketing effort--- wonder if she (yes, the same demographic as Commander Crystal Camel) approved this nonsense---or if she even knew about it--or if she can feign no knowledge---or better yet, perhaps she came up with it!

10/29/2017 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this prelude to the Mounted Unit horses being replaced by camels???

10/29/2017 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

53 with 27 years and a sup? Please sit down at the computer, punch in pension. Look at the numbers. You will retire with more than you bring home now. Get the %**$ out. I retired 2 yrs ago and I am living quiet well with no replacement job. !!!!!!!!!!!!

10/29/2017 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the other camels laughed at it when it went home.

10/29/2017 11:17:00 AM  
Blogger Birds&Blooms said...

What is the significance of the camel?
I'd be more impressed if she pulled up in a squad car, exited, then proceeded to speak. I'm surely not deaf, but couldn't understand her. Subtitles needed.
She looks and sounds like a fool. Officers needed with an IQ of 5. smh
Also, why is she discussing $$$? Again, SMH!

10/29/2017 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I thought PETA had rules about mistreating animals.
The elephant lobby won a class action, why not the camel (pronounced cam-mell) ?

Then again would it be any more professional to ride around the center ring on one of those miniature bicycles, but of course that would take a bit of balance, focus and talent - something lacking in Special Ed's Big Top Commmand Staff.

Creepy Ring Master Special Ed is proud to announce that the day has come when the CPD has to resort to recruiting circus going folk.
Your Merit Hack has for clownin' and no strategy to quell the crippin' huh Jugghead?

Only in Chicago, Rahm Emanuel - Mayor, Murder Capital

10/29/2017 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a member of the chicago cab driver's association, I am shocked by her actions Lyft, Uber, now this.

10/29/2017 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me about a joke (re) Camels......it was long, however the punchline is "
" Look at the two assholes on that Camel ".

10/29/2017 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been retired for 20yrs after doing 35 all of it in the inner city(Filmo,A-4 TF,the Duece,Cabrini,Englewood, A-2 & A1 SOG) and I think that there are Commanders of old that are rolling over in the coffins & puking their guts out over what has happened to this job. I've seen clout inside the job & outside, but never like now. This Kelly mope has to be ShortShanks bastard son, to have this much weight. I'm sorry but I think its over for the CPD

10/29/2017 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The merit that broke the camel's back.

10/29/2017 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clout and merit

10/29/2017 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Leonard Hamilton said...

I served in the military. Our testing was done by computer even in the 90's. We had form of merit but it was a open process and you only got one in your career. Question, if this is such a bone of contention and having read this blog for a few years, why does merit promotions still exist? And how in the fuck does someone get a merit promotion several times without proper investigation?

10/29/2017 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is beyond comical, wow just wow. No wonder she gets no respect in 002.

10/29/2017 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking joke.

10/29/2017 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD stands for Camel Police Department! Lol!

10/29/2017 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A clown on a camel . Must be her sidejob !

10/29/2017 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever in the CAPS Dept on this should get a raise!!! Ha ha ha!!

NOW you idiots who think CAPS should be taken seriously here’s proof you’ve drunk the koolaide.

10/29/2017 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/LOJN8x6i3-0


Angry camel bites mans head and throws him

10/29/2017 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to "Dignity" in Leadership? Wearing a uniform with pride? This is what its come to, a fucking circus show.

10/29/2017 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hereby dub thee..... "The Camel Queen."

Now NOBLE Ed has to promote her again to show us who is Boss. Come on Eddie T! Make her a Street Chief so she can respond to police shootings riding that camel.

10/29/2017 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is this not Racism at its finest. If a woman can be jailed for 90 days for using N word. This should be more.

10/29/2017 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is your leadership

10/29/2017 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She rides a camel, while citizens are getting shot.

10/29/2017 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the camel! Spent 21 years at the circus. Another thing, these people with 3-4 names look silly. Like they think they are royalty. Lord Jefferson - James - Baltimore the thirdIII!

10/29/2017 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

CAMEL TOW...Poor Camel had to Tow that Lady around!!

10/29/2017 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is awesome. Come join the police, and maybe someday, you too can ride a camel.

10/29/2017 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cop on a camel. The newest patrol strategy to come out of command staff meetings.

10/29/2017 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a complete embarrassment to the CPD.If a patrolman came out riding an effing camel ,he would be called down for the piss test or ordered to blow the box. CPD has hit rock bottom.

10/29/2017 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this dumbass boss?

10/29/2017 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well said and written 1:30 AM poster.Officers and Supervisors like yourself make this job bearable for us old timers preparing to leave.Thank You.

10/29/2017 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit means never having to say you're sorry?

Merit means "bosses" with no inkling
of what dignity is.

Let alone shame.

10/29/2017 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now...

Just close your eyes and try to imagine
someone like say, Harvey Radney, John Richardson,
Rudy Nimocks, Eddie King, Fred Rice or even Leroy Martin as
evil and foolish as he was doing something like this?

...You can't because they were actually
Policemen once upon a time.

Amusing though...
City Hall brags that some 75% of the recent
Police applicants are minority.

So...
The expectation is what actually?

And as other posters have noted, the recruiting
hook is now, "Y'all come get some of this free
money..."

Meanwhile?

Hiring standards have fallen through the basement floor.

This is their "Revenge" against YOU...

10/29/2017 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: How much are FOP yearly dues for retirees? TY

10/29/2017 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

never been a fan of camels, but....I feel sorry for the camel....the Association of Fair Treatment of Camels (AFTOC), has a real beef here (embarrasment, damage to reputation, etc.)

10/29/2017 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

never passed any test

10/29/2017 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I served in the military. Our testing was done by computer even in the 90's. We had form of merit but it was a open process and you only got one in your career. Question, if this is such a bone of contention and having read this blog for a few years, why does merit promotions still exist? And how in the fuck does someone get a merit promotion several times without proper investigation?

10/29/2017 12:06:00 PM

Because the blog and the City of Chicago are not the same.

10/29/2017 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What? I can get 72k a year to get some bling bling? Sign me up! " / whatever happened to recruiting people who want to do something positive? This proves nobody wants the job and I don't want to work a beat car with those that come on just for the money.

10/29/2017 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great. So glad I left, I come to the blog just to see how bad things are. Living and working far away from cpd. Enjoy the piss poor leadership "real police"

10/29/2017 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a member of the chicago cab driver's association, I am shocked by her actions Lyft, Uber, now this.


ROTFLMAO!

10/29/2017 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe camel riding can be a part of the CPD entrance exam?

10/29/2017 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The circus people played her like a banjo!

They seen that nice clean uniform and that holster that looks brand new.

They tricked her into disrespecting the uniform in a CLOWNISH way by giving her a camel.
No horses?

The POPO will go viral as an ASS HAT on a spitting nasty camel at a half baked circus.

10/29/2017 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She claimed at Cal College that oft-injured, gang signing , Derrick Rose is family

10/29/2017 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh lord

10/29/2017 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's outstanding community outreach! Great job, commander!

10/29/2017 10:27:00 AM

Why are we reaching out to a community that preaches hate for us, actively resists efforts by us to help, lauds it's criminals as heroes, abuses their wives, children and every social program put together to help them. Why aren't WE just trying to fix that community instead of inviting them in, giving them the keys to the kingdom and lowering our standards?

10/29/2017 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey New on Job
10/29/17. 1:26 am
Who the hell are you to make a comment
Without even being part of the Cpd circus.
When I can on the job in1988.
Your Fto taught you to shut the fuck up !
That's the problem with all the young blood
You guys don't know , how to shut the fuckup
I wish I was your Fto I would fail you New on
Job cooper. Worthless!

10/29/2017 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please I'm begging you fop where are you guys step in and do something this is our leadership on the police deprecated a discrase!!!
Please cop do something say something come on .. I have 15 years do go and the police dept is going nowhere fast!!

10/29/2017 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anyone else ever wonder what it would be like to work for a professional police agency? One with honest promotion exams, and qualified leaders. I'm totally embarrassed of this Department. I've never felt so ashamed to be part of this Department.

My god it feels great I left CPD and have never regretted my decision for one sec. It was well worth the pay cut. Then six years later I maxed out at 103k a year.

10/29/2017 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think its great that she is out in the community and showing we are human beings. Keep up the good work Commander, you do have supporters out here.

10/29/2017 10:22:00 AM

Seriously? How about showing some dignity and I mean the above poster AND the goof on the camel.

10/29/2017 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I think its great that she is out in the community and showing we are human beings. Keep up the good work Commander, you do have supporters out here.


Michelle, get back to making unnecessary changes to the sheets!

10/29/2017 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am embarrassed to be a Chicago Police Officer. We are no longer in the majority of being the tough cops that we were known across the nation. We are the clowns in the circus. Ill take Weis and his regime over Johnson and these unprofessional clowns.

10/29/2017 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
so what...why is this an issue? Commanders are beholding to the community. Putting on a friendly face is good public relations.

10/29/2017 07:45:00 AM

Ya,but I’m pretty sure the Harpo Marx wig hanging out the crown cap is a violation. Honk honk.

10/29/2017 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I served in the military. Our testing was done by computer even in the 90's. We had form of merit but it was a open process and you only got one in your career. Question, if this is such a bone of contention and having read this blog for a few years, why does merit promotions still exist? And how in the fuck does someone get a merit promotion several times without proper investigation

I was an FTO for just over a year. When we tested everyone held their exams until a group of 5 was finished. Once the group was ready we all marched down to the SCAN TRON machine and we each handed the grader our exams and he feed it into the machine. Out came your exam. Right there with the raw score stamped on it. And at the end everyone's score was posted on a sheet by employee number and you knew where you ranked amongst others. The machine wasn't racist. It didn't ask about your clout. You just got a score and your rank and that was that. Simple. Why can't the Sgt exam be the same? Wait months for an exam result? Ridiculous.

10/29/2017 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that from fleet?

10/29/2017 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This reminds me about a joke (re) Camels..." @10/29/2017 11:33:00 AM

– Ha!
I wrote the same thing yesterday and couldn't recall entire joke too, but got a quick reply from someone who did.
It's definitely a classic. Check yesterday's comments.
Gotta read everyday to keep up with the silliness.

I hope this Camel Chronicles satire continues, who knows, maybe Geico will bring back Caleb & a special CPD guest rider doing Camel Back Karaoke.

10/29/2017 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have a problem with the camel riding itself, but unless it was some kind of official function it should not have been done in uniform.

10/29/2017 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Sheriff Dart up to allowing more shenanigans other than ..pizza, yoga, guitar lessons.... division 011 is not a jail it’s a test tube for social experiments on corrections inmates. A different approach than anything that should resemble jail time. Why should going to jail be a negative experience? I guess it Doesn’t matter if you’re a murderer or child molester you should have a chance at having access to a music studio according to this local musician. We’re all human beings he says. God knows all these human beings killing each other and selling dope just need a chance for their inner soul and music to be heard. Theyre all just aspiring rap artists or basket ball stars who need a chance. (No inclinations or dreams of pursuing a career in science or anything that requires academic work though). Gots to make that big cheese paper and bling and be famous. This hipster musician says he’ll teach anyone he doesn’t care who they are or what they did. I wonder if he would feel the same way after finding out one of his ‘students’ beat another “human being” to death for their property or petty cash. How about if they raped someone he knew? How would he feel about teaching these people music then ? Another delusional clueless about the realities of life far left liberal.

Lol. What a sheriff. He will entertain anything that will give him democratic votes and take away the spot light on his almost 500 Electronic Monitoring inmates who’ve gone AWOL or his inmates chronically masturbating in front of the female public defenders.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-met-county-jail-recording-studio-20171024-story.html

10/29/2017 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/LOJN8x6i3-0


Angry camel bites mans head and throws him

10/29/2017 12:55:00 PM


YEEEEOOWWWCH!

And you hear the sound of the camel's teeth
impacting dude's skull.

>KLOP!<

Egad!
Joe Camel took a couple of pieces of his scalp
clean down to his SKULL!

You can see the whiteness of bone
right at the end of the video clip.

So you just KNOW he bled like a fountain.

We've seen people after they've gotten
staples in their noggin to piece what's
left of their scalp together and it looks
to be QUITE painful.

10/29/2017 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitting yourself then loudly
announcing it in front of the same
crowd would've been less shameful.

Just sayin'...

This is what merit and clout
be all about.

No honor.
No pride.
No integrity.
No unity unless to benefit
and enrich themselves only.

Joyously paying no heed to what the
Police Mission actually is because
adherence implies standards of a
certain sort.

The real tragedy is that there are
tons of unclouted talent and savvy out there
pushing beat cars around.

"Y'all nutrons might get in and
fuck everything up by doing what's right
and WE can't have that."

10/29/2017 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking embarrassing. A new low for the CPD

10/29/2017 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto clown commander at a ghetto circus. Horrible speech. Embarrassing. What a joke the " leadershit" on CPD is. How can you respect these people?

Just as Racist if I called u Trailer Trash. Or said Mt Greenwood people f#%k their cousins. How can you be respected. I pray u r not the police.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That camel just made merit promotion to the Mounted Unit.

This is funny. Funny without being Racist.

Remember you lose credibility when your speech is deem racist.

10/30/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Just a poor poor pitiful me said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The internet is forever...

So is clout.

10/29/2017 08:08:00 AM



Ain't that the truth... Sadly

10/30/2017 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP dues for retired members is $40.00 a year.

10/30/2017 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD appears to have plenty of Commanders that come up as comical subjects on the blog. Anybody have an opinion on your former CPD Commander Fletcher, who is currently Calumet City's Chief? Officers I know who work there, say he's pretty decent.

10/30/2017 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should get a fleet of camels put in our next contract. Awesome job Dean Angelo. I think the camels would live longer than the Ford Explorer anyway.

10/30/2017 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the Camel wearing a body cam?

10/30/2017 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you smarter than a Camel?

10/30/2017 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice how sad the camel looked

10/30/2017 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So a camel and a commander walk into a bar...............

10/30/2017 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"" Anonymous said...

Sure, it’s silly. But I’d rather have a commander who’s a bit silly than one who ignores her role as a key member of the community. In other words, “Lighten up, Francis.”""

She is "ignoring her role as a key member of a community". She's making us all look like assholes. Imagine all the gang bangers in her shitty little district looking at her camel romp? Her officers are probably hiding in their cars going when anyone walks by.

10/30/2017 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19 Paul Zebra.

10/30/2017 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
CPD appears to have plenty of Commanders that come up as comical subjects on the blog. Anybody have an opinion on your former CPD Commander Fletcher, who is currently Calumet City's Chief? Officers I know who work there, say he's pretty decent.

10/30/2017 01:20:00 AM

So you don't work for CPD. And you don't work for Cal City but the officers who DO work there say he's pretty decent.

What are you trying to find out and WHY do you care?

10/30/2017 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crystal never saw much of the streets, not even in 005 where she started. Through the years, I would hear of her and see her at 35th Street. First as a sergeant, then lieutenant and the last time as a Captain. And seemingly having never left the confines and relative safety of working inside. This has nothing to do with being a nice person, it has everything to do with having leadership skills and experience which unfortunately don’t come included with multiple merit bumps. These are necessary qualities if you are going to be responsible for possibly making crucial decisions that affect the future of your subordinates. I’m sorry but I wouldn’t want my financial future or the future of my family’s well being decided by her actions or decisions. She’s not the only exempt with that background either and it isn’t determined solely by race or gender. There’s enough to go around for every group to claim. It’s symptomatic of the CPD.

10/30/2017 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just had a chance to watch the video. It's a recruitment pitch, at a circus, from a commander on a camel. Your all so fked.

10/30/2017 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about that rule violation- bringing discredit upon the Dept!!

10/30/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"What? I can get 72k a year to get some bling bling? Sign me up! " / whatever happened to recruiting people who want to do something positive? This proves nobody wants the job and I don't want to work a beat car with those that come on just for the money.

And they won't have to. There are plenty of spots in the front office, commanders office, watch secretaries, CAPS to mention a few. Then you will also have better chance of getting a merit promotion or two or three than a beat man

10/30/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie is proudly picking the brightest to lead this department. I prefer bozo the clown then these stupid hacks

10/30/2017 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feels great to not work for cpd. I also took a brief pay cut but well worth it. Enjoy the circus "real police" I still know some clowns that still think cpd is impressive. Those guys are great for a laugh.

10/30/2017 01:29:00 PM  
Blogger David Snethen said...

I'm sure this whole thing was "photo shopped"!! I hope!

10/30/2017 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those commenting regarding race or reaching out to specific communities: Did Supt. Terry Hillard ever make a spectacle of himself on any type of animal or become any type of circus sideshow? Not to my knowledge. Whether one liked him or not, he carried himself in a professional manner that a high ranking leader should. He would have never attempted to attract recruits with the promise of "bling-bling".

10/30/2017 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey,where did you get that dog? that aint no dog,thats a camel, hell, iwas talking to the camel

10/30/2017 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pool camel.

10/30/2017 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember earned not given.

10/30/2017 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where do you park a camel? at the camelot

10/30/2017 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter is a dick but I respect his position. He would never embarrass the department or his men by dumming down and acting a fool for the public.

10/30/2017 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this my friends is your new CPD, WTF.

10/30/2017 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm new on the job. I want to be an exempt like Crystal King-Smith. She must have a high IQ and loads of career felony arrests. Can someone tell us about her career that made her worthy of becoming a police executive?

10/29/2017 01:26:00 AM

Don't listen to the grumpy '88 copper. But really, do yourself a favor and leave this job immediately before its too late and you're too vested to leave. You might not know it yet but if you stick around you'll be surrounded by assholes the rest of your career on and off the job. I'll have 20 in one year and I won't be 50 but I'm leaving and whatever happens happens after that. Get it through your head right now if you're not politically connected that this job is the road to nowhere. I have no true friends on the job and I despise the public. I'm a man without a country. I hate going to work and I barely talk to anybody when I'm off duty. It took me too long to see what was going on. You're on the wrong train and its on the wrong track. Don't wait until the next stop to get off. Jump off now.

10/30/2017 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. That’s District 2’s leader? I’m moving.

10/30/2017 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger David Snethen said...
I'm sure this whole thing was "photo shopped"!! I hope!

10/30/2017 02:38:00 PM


It's a video not a photo.....

10/30/2017 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Carter is a dick but I respect his position. He would never embarrass the department or his men by dumming down and acting a fool for the public.

10/30/2017 07:28:00 PM

Safe to say you weren’t at the Cubs games last year....

10/31/2017 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cmdr Fletcher. . .yep!

10/31/2017 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was "over promoted" when she made PO! Dumb as a box of rocks. I'll bet the camel was all but dying from the smell of moth balls coming from her uniform!

10/31/2017 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

smell of moth balls ? how did you get their tiny little legs apart

10/31/2017 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don’t ride camel you ain’t Shiite...

10/31/2017 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new dept. so glad to be retired. Did she dye her hair for the circus show

11/02/2017 02:40:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

To the unpublished dumbass:

If you can point out a single "brilliant white boss" (as you put it,) that we've praised all to heck, we'll send you five bucks.

Asshat

11/03/2017 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Carter is a dick but I respect his position. He would never embarrass the department or his men by dumming down and acting a fool for the public.

10/30/2017 07:28:00 PM

Safe to say you weren’t at the Cubs games last year....

In fact I was, Saw him following the Supe. and a video crew making a video. like I said he was following the boss as he was told.

11/04/2017 07:09:00 PM  

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