Ride That Camel
The 002 District CAPS office deleted the camel-riding video.
This survived the purge however:
Yes, that's the Commander of 002.
We're thinking we have a contender for the Burger Queen crown.
This survived the purge however:
Yes, that's the Commander of 002.
We're thinking we have a contender for the Burger Queen crown.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
72 Comments:
Let's just hope that the camel abuse ended there.
They want the cops off the desks and on the street, why the fuck are we wasting so much time being social directors for "the community?"
Make Policing Great Again!!!
One of my old partners found someone pulling a horse trailer with a donkey in it, while he was on patrol in 023 many years ago.
Somehow he persuaded the driver to let him ride the donkey into the station garage, wearing a sign around his neck that had the name of one of our least liked Sergeants.
Dont know how he accomplished that feat. But it must have been a sight to see.
I wish I had been working that day to have witnessed it. Thanks for the laughs, the late great P.O. Dave Weitzman May you RIP.
Mounted patrol is updating their equipment too.
Sheeeeyat!
That there is prime laughing-stock
material right there SCC!
Funnier still if ol' camel took to
spittin', kickin', runnin' away
an' shittin'...
Kinda like the downward slope of
a ghetto domestic.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Say it aint so Joe. God help the Cpd.
Mount up, Joe Camel
Hey look the cars are in terrible shape give the commander some kudos, maybe the camel is cheaper than a new police horse.
And the camel you rode in on!
Welcome to the circus boys and girls.
Get a CR # on this clown for embarrassing the department.
What in the wild world of sports is that? Is that really a police officer? Even a commander? Does she have her hair bleached? I thought the police couldn't do that?
This is the problem with drop-down boxes. She meant to click "Cadillac", not "Camel." This usually happens when you don't wear your glasses.
Gotta find that video !
You know, back in the day when there were some coppers working in my district, some of those people got promoted, congratulations, guys and gals but a hole was left behind. They weren't replaced and what you have is a bunch of unmotivated coppers left behind that only see never ending raps and 3 people leave and 2 are allowed to bid in. This has been going on for over 10 years now and the number of butts in the squads has diminished to the point that it's become dangerous to work here because there aren't enough of us to handle the jobs and you better hope a real incident doesn't happen because they'll have our "customers" you know, the people that call 911 waiting for 3 and 4 hours for police service. No one really bids out, they get promoted and retire and then they aren't replaced. It's ridiculous.
Reminds me of the old joke, “Did you see the size of the schmuck on that Camel?”
unf&^%ing believable ....
Is this the new Camel Unit I have heard so much about?
When are the tests to get in?
Is it a clouted unit like the Marine Unit?
I don't know anything about camels, but maybe my clout can get me in?!?!
Why are they using camels? Is it an undercover unit for the Circus coming into town?
Is it Detective pay? I heard it's Detective pay. I gotta get in!
In a CPD District facebook the video had one Commander banging on drums, now their riding camels to entertain the community. The bosses of old would never put up with this crap. Anything but police work.
Rule 2. Any conduct which brings discredit upon the department.
From the same department giving you the "Burger Queen", we now present "Commander Camel Toe"!!
What in the fuck is this shit,Chicago police has the most toxic leadership. No officer from the department would be hired anywhere else. Trained and lead by circus clowns.
SCC please open this up to our talented readers to be creative with this photo like the awesome photos of the midway sgt. plane debacle.Bring back shaved and the out the clout posts.
Proud CPD moment
"SCC please open this up to our talented readers to be creative with this photo like the awesome photos of the midway sgt. plane debacle.Bring back shaved and the out the clout posts."
I miss Shaved.
And who are we trying to recruit with that?
Please tell me that is a fake photo. It can't be real. if it is, wooooowwwww, I'm embarassed for her
Must of been Hump Day.
That's a perfect take home for the exempt. ♠️
Come on, I'm sure she was a great copper, every day spent on the street.
Makes my riding the " Tilt-A- Whirl" at a Westside carnival pretty LAME...YEEEE HAAAWWWWW...
I remember when Dennis Alto from 018 borrowed a donkey and a sombrero and was photographed riding it during one of the several Mexican Independence day celebrations they have every year. It was pretty funny then.
From the same department giving you the "Burger Queen", we now present "Commander Camel Toe"!!
10/27/2017 02:30:00 AM
OK, I spewed out my beverage on that one. I think we have a winner here.
Ok. Help me out here. Which one is the camel?
Mike mike mike; what day is it. Hump Day!!!!!
Who picks up the camel poop? Someone in the front office or the tac team ?
Just axin
http://champagneandbeyond.com/2017/05/08/commander-crystal-king-smith-leading-lady-in-the-field-and-beyond/
Sadly the camel "Bibi" had to be put down after the show cause of death was classified as extreme exhaustion/ duress due to theatrical embrassment...
She’s the Lawrence of Arabia of the 002nd district .
What a dope. I’m not a cop and I’m embarrassed. Can’t imagine what you guys feel like.
I heard the 002nd district sgts will be in charge of feeding and grooming and walking of her camel
Whoever owns the camel had the good sense to realize that the dimwitted political hack might fall off and sue him. Notice that this disgrace to law enforcement is sitting in a child's safety seat, all buckled in.
Anonymous said...
SCC please open this up to our talented readers to be creative with this photo like the awesome photos of the midway sgt. plane debacle.Bring back shaved and the out the clout posts.
10/27/2017 03:21:00 AM
Shaved is right where he deserves to be.
Gone and rapidly on his way to forgotten.
In general, Commanders are people who traded their dignity for dollars. They pander to Alderfools, coddle the clouted and present pointless data during Compstat floggings instead of leading the troops to serve and protect.
Thankfully shot-spotter will now predict the next shootings----oh wait, that makes no sense- it only records gunshots and issues alerts---too bad,Rahm said it- so the brass will pretend to make it happen. Lets pull more police off the street and stick them inside computer rooms which do the same job as the multi-million dollar room down at HQ run by supreme suckup Caluris who is now helping run the compstat show ----IG should audit that ship of fools and waste of grant monies.
Damn racists! If the Commander was white they would have given her a horse!!!!!!
As always, the Exempt are like Circus Clowns! Baby "G"
Wow, seems like that is obvious appropriating.
Any group offended yet?
This pic reminded me of an old joke long ago that referenced a used camel dealer trying to sell a "special" camel.
After they dealer sold it, the punchline was something like "there goes the camel with two assholes".
Can any Henny Youngman out there please refresh my memory?
one hump or two?
Sinbad says "Don't forget to tie up your camel!"
Yah, BE THE CHANGE!!!! Unf*$*ingbelievable!!!!!
Please someone share the camel video! It's unreal the ghetto speech she gives
Anyone asked the camel what it thought about it?
I've got 28 yrs on and this is embarrassing.........just when you think tha hiring/ promotion standards can't get any lower......brag Rahm, bravo
She looks like the female version of John Travolta when he was in the movie "Urban Cowboy". Does a mechanical exist by the 2nd District front desk? It could be great entertainment! Maybe at the next Compstat meeting the exempts could have a Camel riding contest. Everyone knows the Compstat meetings are a circus.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She’s the Lawrence of Arabia of the 002nd district .
10/27/2017 08:25:00 AM
Florence of Arabia
the camel joke.---the used camel dealer had a camel that would stop at the red light,and go when it turned green,two guys took the camel for a test drive.a little while they came walking back to the dealer.wheres my camel,said the dealer? WELL,SAID THE GUYS, the camel stopped at the light,two dudes drove up and said,look at them two ass-holes on that camel.we crawled down,went to raise his tail up,and the light turned green.
Nothing like proving to the whole world that you are a moron.
You make morons look like mensa members
Anonymous said...
What in the wild world of sports is that? Is that really a police officer? Even a commander? Does she have her hair bleached? I thought the police couldn't do that?
10/27/2017 12:42:00 AM
Welcome to Rham's police department.
703.01 Sec. 3.01. Cruel treatment. (a) No person or owner may cruelly treat, torment, overwork or otherwise abuse any animal.
Charge her with misdemeanor cruelty to animals
Can I ride in on my sheep?
Cooter
This is nothing compared to Commander MB in a pride tank top and Speedos. At a family event. At Hamlin Park. Talk about embarrassing!
For those who remember the Ray Rayner show on WGN in the '70s, Dr. Lester Fisher from the Lincoln Park zoo would regularly appear with animals from the zoo. This segment was included a music clip from the Irish Rovers entitled the Unicorn song. Remember the chorus in the thick Irish brogue:
There were green alligators anf long necked geese,
Some humpy back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn...
<<<. Bringing back all those childhood memories for the revolversauruses >>>
A picture is worth a thousand words.
I think it looks rather cool!
"I bet you thought you'd never see a commander riding a camel"
FUCKING GOOF BALL!
You're not qualified to command shit!
What is PETA going to say????
"Yah, BE THE CHANGE!!!! Unf*$*ingbelievable!!!!!"
Be the camel. BE THE CAMEL, PEOPLE!!
Just as stupid as she act & look
Anonymous frfr
Help! I can't find the orders for camel riding or does this fall under horse riding? Either way, was she out of uniform, should she be wearing a helmet?? Sarcasm
The video was hilarious. If a blue shirt did that they would be written up.. double standards.
I’ll take a camel riding DC anyday over the phony ones that wouls stand with the street corner preacher holding hands praying on top of shangaing beat officers to participate and bear witness to their cherade.
someones childhood blocked out the most important line of that song (at the end)
"...Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no Unicorn..."
*lyrics by Shel Silverstein..he wrote books too.
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