Sunday, January 14, 2018

CCL with a Knife?

  • A 35-year-old woman stabbed a man who was trying to sexually assault her Friday afternoon in Chicago's Austin neighborhood, the Chicago Police Department said.

    Police said at around 4:10 p.m., the 30-year-old man was attempting to sexually assault the woman when she took out a weapon and stabbed him in the forehead.

    The attack happened in the 1000-block of North Lawler Avenue, police said.
It is a rare human being who can plunge a knife through someone's forehead. She probably should have stabbed a bit lower and would have prevented a repeat offense one day. Nicely done though.

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rare? Shit, I've seen it done about a thousand times on The Walking Dead.

1/14/2018 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Knife to forehead in the 1000 block of North Lawler = Westside Foreplay.

1/14/2018 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you rip their theoat out, it gets really messy, what with the blood and all.

1/14/2018 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad a description of this male victim was not released... down grade the charges on the alleged attacker, so the charges can get dismissed by an overworked ASA-- and charge the female with anything you can come up with. -- after all she was concealing a weapon. And she attacked the unarmed alleged attacker. Shit it is crazy some people actually think this way-- to put this sexual predator back on the street to do this to a female, male or one of our golden gender conforming citizens. Lust does not care of about the alleged sexuality of the victim

1/14/2018 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She could do it before breakfast, big fuckin deal.

Ghetto fightin’ Skills.

1/14/2018 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't hurt the Amish by hitting them in the head.

1/14/2018 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love a great story like this! You go girl!

1/14/2018 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another of Obama sons 'lying his trade. Michelle is real upset.

1/14/2018 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the concealed carry law now in effect, by default people should be able to carry a blackjack or sap for self defense purposes. We used to have special "sap pockets" sewn into our uniform pants, and getting hit with one of those things would take the fight out of any offender in a hurry. They would easily break bones, make someone see stars, and put an assailant on the ground with one or two good whacks.

1/14/2018 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone give the lady a gun. She needs to be upgraded, now that she proved the will to defend herself.

1/14/2018 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kill him next time. This is posting to much to patch him up and punish him. DOA would be better.

1/14/2018 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A twist on stick a fork in 'em.......

1/14/2018 06:01:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

A knife to the forehead is a good look for the Element.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/14/2018 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it a Bubba Blade???? Those things can cut through anything....

1/14/2018 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo to the young lady. She should of then also cut off a set to nail to tge door.

1/14/2018 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This probably wasn't what the dude had in mind when he asked for a headjob . . .

1/14/2018 07:36:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Stabbed him in the Forehead. Sheesh, another one that thinks The Walking Dead is Real.

btw, That is pretty funny. How when the dead turn into zombies their skulls turn basically into mush, and all muscles disappear, YET their Jaws turn into Titanium with the bite of a Great White Shark.

(Btw, I've warned Rick's kid a thousand times not to play with zombies but did he ever lister, no. And now he's bit. That'll show him. (rotfl) )

1/14/2018 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad she didn’t have a machete or samurai sword handy

1/14/2018 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An Arkansas toothpick would be a suitable castration device.

1/14/2018 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes these penetrating skull wounds are not
immediately lethal. So the ER's see arrows, knives,
and other sharp implements sticking out and the
patient is still conscious and able to converse.
I would love to see that mugshot of the forehead knife.

1/14/2018 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charges will be reduced to assault with a friendly weapon, then dismissed. This poor criminal has suffered enough. Too bad she didn't do a little slice and dice a bit lower so there wouldn't be a "next" victim.

J.J.

1/14/2018 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, did she have her FOID card?

You know, the "CCL" for knife carry?

Yes, for those who dont know, that is the "law" in Illinois now. Ya gotta have a FIREARMS owners id to carry a KNIFE.

No matter that you own zero guns, ya gotta have a foid to carry blades concealed.

1/14/2018 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals are calling for knife control

1/14/2018 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Registered or Unregistered sexual deviant, why wasn’t his name released so citizens can know who’s been lurking about their neighborhood?

Drag out continuances by the Pub Defender, demean and wear out the victim with court appearances and motions, fabricate complicity and by 2020 enter a plea down to simple assault, everybody forgets about it.
Meanwhile stab-head has been out and about town with an unmonitored ankle monitor.
Who wants to bet there was a (5 month) probation period from a previous arrest had expired with a promise not to do it again.

1/14/2018 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no vital organs up there

1/14/2018 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CCL is needed for switchblades

1/14/2018 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Too bad she didn’t have a machete or samurai sword handy
1/14/2018 09:10:00 AM

&

Anonymous said...
An Arkansas toothpick would be a suitable castration device.
1/14/2018 09:20:00 AM


Smatchet.

For when you just gotta be eyeball-to-eyeball
with a big & ugly forky-tail devil type critter...

Colonel Rex Applegate nods approvingly
wherever he may be.

"It's YOUR hide.
How much do YOU value it?"

1/14/2018 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The woman executed the perfect 12 strike of the Arnis system. Job well done! Her Guru should be very proud of his student.

1/14/2018 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sometimes these penetrating skull wounds are not
immediately lethal. So the ER's see arrows, knives,
and other sharp implements sticking out and the
patient is still conscious and able to converse.
I would love to see that mugshot of the forehead knife.

1/14/2018 09:51:00 AM

It's a better picture when the mutt has a
nickel-sized hole through the logo of his ball cap
courtesy of a law-abiding, minding-their-own-damned-business
citizen...

1/14/2018 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The great thing is, anyone with a FOID can now carry a switchblade.

1/14/2018 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the police hands are tied, cutizens are taking matter into their own hands. They are serving justice.

1/15/2018 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a tax payer I would rather be paying for a funeral than paying for his medical care but it is what it is. The victim is OK and that is the way it should be. If IL had made the CCL more affordable and less complicated than every other states she might have had a gun and put the rapist where he belongs.

1/15/2018 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous WE said...

Now known as......unicorn

1/15/2018 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is legal to carry a knife as long as it is 2 inches or smaller.

1/15/2018 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Col. Rex Applegate, was a friend of a friend. His book Kill or Be Killed was a classic. He was a very very heavy duty CIA hit man in the late 50's. Just sayin.......

1/15/2018 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Go for the eyes, boo!

The fact that he was in good condition tells me she should have stabbed a few more times or he just doesn't have much in his skull to damage.

1/16/2018 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT, ladies & gentlemen, is some real Game of Thrones-type shit right there. Damn

1/17/2018 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This probably wasn't what the dude had in mind when he asked for a headjob . . .

1/14/2018 07:36:00 AM

Nicely played sir (or madam), nicely played.

1/17/2018 04:08:00 PM  

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