Thursday, January 25, 2018

Time for Drastic Action

We've heard of this. We don't know why it didn't occur to us earlier:



Could solve a lot of problems all at once.

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79 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would Toni and the community say if this became a thing?!?!!! That’s even better than The Trunk Monkey!!

1/25/2018 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...

wow-- BUT what does it do to your paint job????

I could see that being used in Chicago. Carjackings would go down quickly.

1/25/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trunk monkey way better....

1/25/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome!!

1/25/2018 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife has enough problems finding the unlock button. That’s the last thing we need.

1/25/2018 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crispy critters have a low recidivism rate.

1/25/2018 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead use Skunk spray.

1/25/2018 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish it was legal here, I would definitely buy it!

Chicago violence is out of control!

1/25/2018 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be standard equipment for all cars sold in Illinois.

1/25/2018 03:59:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I saw one of those one time. They used it on a stunt car when I was working with the film unit. It was awesome.

1/25/2018 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OUTSTANDING !!!

1/25/2018 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: it’s been a rough 24 hrs for policemen. 1 shot and killed in Colorado, two Michigan State troopers shot serving a search warrant, and a Detroit policeman shot and in critical condition.
Please be careful out there.

1/25/2018 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They also have a device that is a attached to a spring loaded sword or metal bar that either cuts off the feet or breaks their legs.

1/25/2018 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Directional Mines (think Claymore) would be a better deterrent.

Or maybe a delayed action airbag activation? Driving away at speed, 15 seconds, and BOOM! right in the face.

1/25/2018 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What would Toni and the community say if this became a thing?!?!!! That’s even better than The Trunk Monkey!!

1/25/2018 12:08:00 AM

She would approve if the tax was high enough. Money comes before skin color.

1/25/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put them on all police cars then they can melt the ice on all the side street in the winter

1/25/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois legislators are in a frenzy about the scourge of this device and plotting ways to make SURE it is a absolutely illegal to even contemplate such a device!

Safety requires prohibiting this device!

Self defense is just unacceptable!

1/25/2018 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love happy endings. Is trunk monkey still around?

1/25/2018 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but then Streets and San will have to do the work of cleaning up the cinders.

1/25/2018 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U.S. version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8

1/25/2018 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operating manual says works on aggressive panhandlers too.

1/25/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not bad, but I still prefer thieves get copper jacketed lead poisoning in the head.

J.J.

1/25/2018 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Lakeview Dad... I think he’s getting me a remote starter for my birthday. Now I have to tell him that I want this instead!
-Lakeview Mom

1/25/2018 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Boy, I could just see the headlines, CITIZEN INJURED WHEN HE ASKED MOTORISTS FOR DIRECTIONS. Dude and FOXX would turn the tables on a victim in a minute. We need to start having a body Count and see CHALKY out there a lot more.

1/25/2018 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should make one that burns the driver inside the car, that is triggered through a app.. yeah steal my car, I activate it when your a few blocks away.

1/25/2018 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prickwinck would look to throw a tax on it... and Rham will look to give someone 5 million. Just think about it. Cop puts one on his personal vehicle, while off duty gets car jack and successfully toasts 20 year shit head. And the outcry begins with father Plauger

1/25/2018 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Earl Scheib any Car any Color 29.95

1/25/2018 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roasted Chicago democrat voters..lol taxwinkle ..

1/25/2018 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone in 016 needs to petition the Alderman and get these installed as a condition of the project at 5150 N. Milwaukee.

1/25/2018 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best way to avoid car jackings is to be tactically sound in all circumstances. Also, have a gun near you at all times. Be prepared for anything. I can assure you, if an offender tries to car jack me, he will be sorry. Dead sorry.

1/25/2018 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

LOVE IT! That'd definately put a crimp in the out-of-control Carjackings going on.

You'd just have to be mindful of Snow or Ice blocking the Spark & Gas Jets. Or the car falling into one of numerous Potholes, causing damage to that system, and having the car blow up with you in it. Hmmm.... would Rahm pay for that??

Anywho, that system work never work in the USA. The first liberal that installed that system on their car would sue the manufacturer the first time they used it for $30 Million Dollars for Damaging the Paint Finish, and the company would be out of business.

However, it sure beats Sharks with Laser Beams on their heads.
...or Sea Bass with bad attitudes. LOL.
[Blatant reference to Dr Evil]

1/25/2018 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would never get approved for use here. The ACLU and BLM, along with Kim Foxx would call it racist.

1/25/2018 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see the lawyers now ...” the boy was just asking for directions to water tower. They over reacted and bar b qued him.” Right🤔.

1/25/2018 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use Wasp spray, it is nasty, can blind you if you don't wash out your eyes immediately with water.

1/25/2018 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instant BBQ!

1/25/2018 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T Did anyone watch the pursuit on NBC 5 this morning at around 10am. Did u hear the reporter say " the reporter in me wants to get closer (to the car) to run the plate to see where its from". Can someone explain to me if they have a legal way of doing that ?

1/25/2018 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger Jerry OLPD, ILLINOIS retired said...

Carjacking, Original or EXTRA CRISPY?

1/25/2018 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Protecting yourself and what you've
managed to acquire, through your own
hard work, initiative and drive, from
"THEM?"

You are a mean, uncaring, uncharitable,
mostly White with a few "funny thinking
self-hating Blacks/Latinos/Hispanics"
thrown in for flavor - R A C I S T!

YOU need to be "REFORMED" so that you too
will rapturously embrace all that is vile,
and toxic in the corrosive meme deliberately
mis-identified as "Multi-Culturalism."

Tell a big enough lie and stick to it.
To the detriment of all Western society...

That same hard work, initiative and drive
derived from the Judeo-Christian foundation
with a supporting keystone founded upon the
austere, conservative but nonetheless timeless
ethos embodied in Calvinism (and other such
foundational schools of thought) that are now
under attack?

Was, is, and will
always be R A C I S T!

...According to "THEM."

Idle thoughts over a late morning cup
of bust-head...

Police Like You Have No Friends.

1/25/2018 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that would work, making toast would be appropriate for the scum that car jack!

Then over here we have another so called "man of the cloth"following the father flaky mold doing stupid things for criminals that are allowed to stay illegally in the country especially in Chicago which is the capital of criminal conduct!

Chicago priest pledges hunger strike to support 'Dreamers'

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/immigration/ct-met-reverend-hunger-strike-0125-story.html

Lets talk dreamers pandering people:

While you pay tens of thousands to educate your children many of the illegal dreamers go for free subsidized by the taxes we are forced to pay(Have you looked at your spiraling higher property tax bills?). They get free health care,money for food,and housing all while here illegally! Then to add more rahm has decided with his appointed 32 year old city clerk, who he appointed to get more hispanic support no other reason,she is implementing a ID card for the illegals so they can get reduced admission to many Chicago events and also reduced or free transit on cta buses and trains! Something to think about the millions thrown away,and never forget how greedy rahm took away CPD (police) retirees health care and gave millions more to the illegal criminals!

Then it gets even more hilarious rahm gives this girl Anna the position,car police "security specialist" drivers all getting sergeants pay and pension,and what does she do? Ahh typical democratic way she then steps out to support another woman gainor who is a crook county commissioner and barely makes meetings and still takes a full taxpayers funded paycheck. To make matters even more crazy Anna supports this woman who is gearing up to run against rahm who without him she would most likely be selling newspapers!

Guess the take away would be get the fake ID card,make up a name and you can pick your sex (keesing bandit chime in), go "deep state" and get the benefits that illegal criminals will get as the mayor and the rest of the elected criminals pander for illegal votes!

As President Trump us the forgotten men and women "throw them out" "American citizens first!"


1/25/2018 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trunk Monkey would help also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

1/25/2018 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think OC and then a quick taser blast to ignite and intensify the burn.

1/25/2018 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old news as it was shelved years ago. The high cost saw few takers between 1998 and 2001. Sad because something radical is needed there. There were nearly 9000 carjackings alone in the Johannesburg area in 2017. People are more likely to use the NoJack vehicle tracking company with regard to finding their car but that most often doesn't get the criminals. Crime is rampant there, it makes Chicago look very tame in comparison. https://blog.beforward.jp/car-review/remember-bmw-blaster-south-africas-flamethrowing-car.html

1/25/2018 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT 11am Chan 7 news knows all.... Norwegians being chased from cedar Lake Ind (Carjacking?) flee to Chicago because it is safe here, and the police won't chase them in Chicago. Fleeing because they fear being beaten by bad Indiana Poolice. Reporter on the scene says occupants of the truck were not armed, confirmed by residents in the area who did not see any weapons on the subjects.


SO....will Cook County courts grant extradition? Or will they hold up the sanurary city sign and welcome them and give them the key to their cell....?? After all,, the police violated their human right by chasing them...

Just wondering...

1/25/2018 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob Roarman has newest models at Roarman Toyota on Grand Ave Gurnee

1/25/2018 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Useful at at Portillos drive thru too

1/25/2018 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring that here.
Let it happen a few times to a few of the fine, upstanding “community” members as they attempt to “jack” a car..... see how quickly it would become a real deterrent.

1/25/2018 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much as I’d love to see it come here the bleeding heart liberals would severely frown upon crispy car jack offenders.
So maybe lose the liquid gas ingredient and simply stick with the high powered zapper.
Zap the hell out of them until they drop their weapon and shit and piss themselves..... Voila! It wouldn’t take long for the numbers to go down.

1/25/2018 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish it was legal here, I would definitely buy it!
================
are flamethrowers illegal in illinois?

1/25/2018 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACLU not big in South Africa. (sarcasm) Those SOBs would have a field day with this.
Rather ingenious!

God help you if you protect yourself. Still, it is nice!

Discounts: West, South side of Chicago, Gary, Baltimore, et al.

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.

1/25/2018 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Problem Solved!!! 'Offender last seen running southbound in black hoodie and true religion jeans and currently on fire'

1/25/2018 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Fake News does it again two thugs aka young men run over iniana police and k9 unit , lead police on a half hour chase in Indiana Illinois , endangering the lives of children , police officers and motorists
thugs finally pull over near 90 & May in Chicago
what does the fake news , anti police media report
thugs aka young men surrendered in a neighborhood where they felt safe from being harmed by police , she said that three times
karma will come to her or family by another group of young men
never heard such anti police , racist comments from news media

1/25/2018 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, here in shit Chicago... no way

1/25/2018 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) dishonest media reports again wearing surgical masks lets burst into operating rooms has to be doctors:

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/01/25/depaul-robberies-lincoln-park/

Dam channel 2 another disgraceful result of pathetic reporting! But this is the new sixer a Chicago style 6-pack compliments of the criminal pandering Democratic Party of this corrupt city,state,county!

1/25/2018 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will certainly put and end to street stops!!!

1/25/2018 03:56:00 PM  
Blogger Joker said...

I love the smell of burning liberals in the morning.....afternoon......evening too.

1/25/2018 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish it was legal here, I would definitely buy it!
============
I checked on this once. As far as I can tell flamethrowers are only illegal in California. There might be some local ordinances in Illinois banning them but no statewide ban on either owning or carrying, either open or concealed.

1/25/2018 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations to all involved apprehending the thieves fleeing Indiana's Lake County. They were arrested at 92nd & May! The CPD, Illinois State Police, Indiana State Police and Lake County Indiana Sheriff's Department did a wonderful job. And here's hoping the injured sheriff's officer and Rocky the four-legged canine officer both heal quickly. Rocky's broken paw was put in a cast at the Perdue University Veterinary Hospital.

1/25/2018 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interstate transportation of a stolen car, then they dumped it and stole another...

1/25/2018 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take that smokie joe.
I had a box Chevy back in the day that had the right windshield washer tube bent in such a manner to ward off annoying window knocking walk ups.
Nowadays by Cook County standards, squirtIng an armed feral urban predator with windshield wash is considered cruel and excessive.

1/25/2018 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of things come to mind here... I’d like to know is it lawful to shoot if you do actually get pulled from the vehicle and you have a valid CCL??? As with most cars If you are in Park the doors are automatically unlocked, so if your door flies open and your pulled from the vehicle and the person has a gun pointed to your face and he pushes you away from the vehicle and then heads to jump into your vehicle and take control can you lawfully shoot him at this point? What would be the do’s and donts in a situation as this????

1/25/2018 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) more democratic insanity:

NY Gov. Cuomo wants Dreamers to attend college for free

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/25/ny-gov-cuomo-wants-dreamers-to-attend-college-for-free.html

Nice as many parents with college age children struggle to pay, more free shit for illegal criminals! When will the citizens finally say "enough" and stop supporting anything democratic the criminal filled political party? They are anti-police anti-American citizen, sickening! Then starting March 2018 rahm has ordered his appointed city clerk to put into place an identification card program for the illegals where you can play the new Chicago "create a name and pick your sex" card,which gives them discounts and reduced fees for transit! We are all getting hosed by these dictatorial style of so called leadership! The fake dishonest news media is under the same tent with this being a spigot to spread all this propaganda and total lies. Rahm gives illegals millions upon millions in taxpayers money, while have you looked at the steep increase on your first payment due for property taxes due 2018?

Has rahm made the required pension payments for January 2018 yet Kevin and Kenny? Has any alderman spoke out about this and about how rahm rapidly removed health.care for retired Cpd coppers who are now old and broken from years of "being the police." Of course 59 alderman and they stay quiet they have the "fuck the police, we pander to thugs and illegal mentality." How many alderman claimed to be ex CPD and say nothing but still carry a Cpd badge on their belt?

1/25/2018 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I WANT ONE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!

1/25/2018 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same symptoms, same cure.

1/25/2018 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operating manual says works on aggressive panhandlers too.

LOL. Especially the ones off the X-way ramps slowing down traffic!!

1/25/2018 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just hold a lighter by your ass and fart. That will do the job

1/25/2018 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street legal in S.A.
Hey Scheib, I want the deluxe baked-on

1/25/2018 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has rahm made the required pension payments for January 2018 yet Kevin and Kenny? Has any alderman spoke out about this and about how rahm rapidly removed health.care for retired Cpd coppers who are now old and broken from years of "being the police." Of course 59 alderman and they stay quiet they have the "fuck the police, we pander to thugs and illegal mentality." How many alderman claimed to be ex CPD and say nothing but still carry a Cpd badge on their belt?

1/25/2018 05:57:00 PM

How can an alderman carry a CPD star on their belt? He’s not a CPD Officer so if I take a leave of absence I get to keep my star?

1/25/2018 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love that idea. I had a retired cop advise me to spray pepper spray in the car if ever I was carjacked.

1/25/2018 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT 11am Chan 7 news knows all.... Norwegians being chased from cedar Lake Ind (Carjacking?) flee to Chicago because it is safe here, and the police won't chase them in Chicago. Fleeing because they fear being beaten by bad Indiana Poolice. Reporter on the scene says occupants of the truck were not armed, confirmed by residents in the area who did not see any weapons on the subjects.


SO....will Cook County courts grant extradition? Or will they hold up the sanurary city sign and welcome them and give them the key to their cell....?? After all,, the police violated their human right by chasing them...

Just wondering...

1/25/2018 12:24:00 PM

Luckily, they entered Illinois in Will County and the ISP will handle th earrest and investigation.

1/25/2018 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Earl Scheib any Car any Color 29.95

1/25/2018 08:43:00 AM

No ups No extras!

1/25/2018 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best way to avoid car jackings is to be tactically sound in all circumstances. Also, have a gun near you at all times. Be prepared for anything. I can assure you, if an offender tries to car jack me, he will be sorry. Dead sorry.


****

Never apologize for being you, chuck Norris...

1/25/2018 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...

How about a windshield washer sprayer loaded with OC spray.

SHARK TANK! Here I come.

1/26/2018 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, look at it this way.Put it together right and you arent carrying it, you are just transporting it according to diggins...u loaded and enclosed in a case.

Or is this like now carrying a concealed knife, only with a FOID?

Wait, this would have to be a FIREarm. My bad. Lolololz

1/26/2018 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they will use that to light their blunts on a windy day

1/26/2018 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would clear out the snow from a parking spot in a hot minute as well. Just sayin'.

1/26/2018 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

We need this invention in US, but libs wouldn't hear of it...

1/26/2018 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have categorized this under sacasm/silliness as well.

1/27/2018 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it. Im opening up a shop next month. It will supplement my retirement.

1/27/2018 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Santa . . .

1/27/2018 06:20:00 PM  

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