Hey Dart?
- Under a new state contract, all inmates in New York State prisons will receive free tablets.
The Department of Corrections and Community Supervision (DOCCS) is partnering with JPay, a company that specializes in inmate and corrections-related services. JPay is providing the tablets at no cost to the state or inmates, and DOCCS is not taking commissions for the tablets.
The tablets will be preloaded with educational content and DOCCS plans to make additional services available through the tablets, such as Prison Rape Elimination Act reporting, Grievance filing, and the potential for placing commissary orders.
According to DOCCS, JPay will get money from transactions that happen via the tablets (ebooks, music, videos). The tablets are only part of a larger contract with JPay who are also handling commissary and care packages sent from families to inmates.
All you need is a connected company to steer the crooked contract to.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Order a large sausage and report a rape!
Awesome!
This fits right in here🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When I go to county— I want to order a pizza from my tablet, and give the shithole a review on yelp. Talk to my baby momma on video chat. Them see what’s up in the neighborhood with a WhatsApp call to some of my boys. Then I am gonna hit up my lawyer...
Strange life today for assholes
Don’t give the walking toupee any ideas. He might take it a step further and get them all internet access.
Get this in Cook County Jail. Now they can have pizza and porn.
All the connected procurement nonsense aside, what else can be surmise might occur?
Some items for careful consideration:
* Hacking - going to sites that are "blocked".
* Loading apps that ought not be loaded to communicate surreptitiously.
* Using allowed sites/apps for surreptitious communications via coded message or posting.
* Smashing the tablet and using the glass, plastic, etc. to fashion weapons.
* Puncturing the back so the LiON battery is exposed to air which results in fires and explosions.
* Using the tablet as a weapon itself by smashing someone's face/head in with it.
* Smashing someone's fingers with the tablet
* Misusing the chargers - cooking, fires, even communication methods by causing electrical disturbances.
* Stealing someone's tablet...
And that's just what comes to mind off the bat... There's likely more that the brain trust which sits and ponders on doing crazy shit for 24x7 can come up with.
And this isn't far fetched - lots of computers installed in libraries, tightly controlled, etc. all get hacked at and rewired to accomplish nefarious goals.
And 1 tech smart Felon to “jailbreak” it and what we have then?
Government money involved? If not, who cares? Tablets will replace cigarettes as prison currency. You can get a cheap tablet for the price of a carton now anyway.
Why Oh WHY do I think that this isn't going to go well as planed....Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Tommy would love it, especially as the tablets come in the same size box as the pizza for inmates....maybe open a cafe in one of the divisions thats vacant now...
Porn too? Will they be able to get free porn? Wanna bet that even if the powers to be say no and install filters or blocks that the inmates will figure out a way around them?
Wireless porn for the perverts in prison, Brilliant!
Tom Dart is on Tiger Direct ordering 10000 of them for his zoo!
Free tablets. Free pizza. Bring in some free beer and unlimited women and guys would be begging to stay there.
WTF WTF. These corrections systems are out of control.
So, how many will get broken, lost or stolen in the first few weeks?
Why not just turn them all loose? It would be cheaper than giving they all the free shit. O' thats right they get more free shit on the outside, maybe?
Crook County inmates can use the tablets to order dart's pizzas
Shame on Crooked Chicago media , for not reporting inmate assaults on jail guards .. 30 a month ?
the same Dart family pizza joint that gets all the hoosegow pizza orders oughta get the iFelon pad orders also. E/Z to program that in as a App
This will work as well as the purchase of IPADs in California a few years back. No bid process for the devices (no upgrades of course, no security software, no educational software) over 1 BILLION dollars directly to Apple. Yikes.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-ipad-curriculum-refund-20150415-story.html
I just paid $300 for a new iPad, they probably paid $1500.
Such a deal.
Guess it makes sense that CPS also is providing iPads to future inmates, gives them a leg up on computer skills.
Anonymous said...
”...maybe open a cafe in one of the divisions thats vacant now” (2/04/2018 07:11:00 AM)
- It would not surprise me if the liberal, diverse, inclusive Starbucks will soon test that idea nationwide, free of course.
19 Ward will not vote for him call 773 238 0228 tell them both Dart and Matt the pizza boys are finish time to look for a new job
Preloading these Tablets with Educational Content is not a bad thing in and of itself.
So long as the Tablets do not have unlimited access to the Internet, giving Jailed Felons the chance to learn and change is not a bad thing.
While there are certain criminals that I think should never be paroled or released, this isn't a bad thing.
tablets...with wifi?! that can be used to communicate with the outside...to run the drug trade, call shots, call hits, facetime with family?! Or how about the glass and metal frame being fashioned into a shank...ridiculous.
Preloading these Tablets with Educational Content is not a bad thing in and of itself.
So long as the Tablets do not have unlimited access to the Internet, giving Jailed Felons the chance to learn and change is not a bad thing.
While there are certain criminals that I think should never be paroled or released, this isn't a bad thing.
2/04/2018 01:41:00 PM
Still coddling your delicate nature with the following false presumptions:
1. Those imprisoned are, but for lacking educational opportunities, just as interested in being civilized citizens as you are. False.
2. Those imprisoned are lacking knowledge that, were that knowledge to be made available to them, at no cost to them, but at great cost to the payers of taxes, they, the imprisoned, would surely avail themselves of this opportunity to educate themselves and satisfy their yearnings to become civilized citizens. False.
3. Those imprisoned are not already educated to the knowing of what they have chosen to value knowing, and have not chosen to not know whatever they have determined, by their own criteria, what has no value to them to know. False.
4. Those "isn't necessarily a bad thing" devices will be appreciated as they are delivered and not utilized for any purpose other than the "not necessarily a bad thing" intended purpose. False.
5. Those imprisoned need something different than the experience of being imprisoned to be inspired to yearn to learn to become civilized citizens, so, we, the civilized citizens should be enthusiastic about whatever something different is implemented. False.
6. The nature of those imprisoned is no different than the nature of those not imprisoned, thus, what you, presuming you are not imprisoned, would appreciate, and use to improve your capabilities of being the civilized citizen this providing of objects is touted as being for, will surely be appreciated and utilized by those imprisoned in the same manner. False.
7. You are an idiot. True.
Free WiFi if you eat all of your pizza.
"The tablets will be preloaded with educational content..."
Courses like "Pull Your Pants Up," "Stop Shouting," "Don't Stick Your Fingers In Other People's Eyes," and even "Buy Your Own Cigarette Lighter."
This could be a good thing.
>pfft<
NY has way out "Progressived" the People's Rahmista Republic of Shithole Chicongo with this tablet move...
Millions of Chicongista's need to reach out with their Obama phones (& other sail foam devices) to set Rahm on the right course to not only catch up to the chintzy by comparison nazicrats in NY but to add a few financial scam apps to out Progressive the Progressives
Preloading these Tablets with Educational Content is not a bad thing in and of itself.
So long as the Tablets do not have unlimited access to the Internet, giving Jailed Felons the chance to learn and change is not a bad thing.
While there are certain criminals that I think should never be paroled or released, this isn't a bad thing.
2/04/2018 01:41:00 PM
On it's face it seems to be pretty innocuous. But consider that all of these devices have communications links baked into the hardware. WiFi, Bluetooth... all of it can be used for communication. And communication by and between inmates is a bad thing. The range of Bluetooth is such that it could even be used to communicate outside the jail with a bad actor who's got a halfway decent antenna (made from a Pringles can)...
Again, I'd give them educational materials in the form of paper and stubby pencil that's collected and counted as they prepare to leave the classroom. Any missing? Unaccounted for? Time for a strip search.
Never trust an inmate.
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