Monday, April 23, 2018

Crime Still Down

Except for stabbings, which are inexplicably skyrocketing:
  • One person was being questioned as a man was in critical condition after suffering several stab wounds in an attack in the Uptown neighborhood Sunday afternoon, police said.

    The 41-year-old man suffered puncture wounds to the back and leg in the attack in the 1100 block of West Wilson Avenue about 5:45 p.m., police said in a media notification.

    The man was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was in critical condition, police said.

    One “person of interest” was being questioned in the attack, police said.
But don't worry - the current global cooling will continue to keep some types of crime within traditional levels.

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good thing is that the anti-gun effort is finally bringing gun violence down.

4/23/2018 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you catch him soon.

4/23/2018 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably more like folks got tired of reporting crime.

4/23/2018 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t this the same block where 4 people were shot a couple of months ago in a gang shooting.?

4/23/2018 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murders are definitely down!!

4/23/2018 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yes crime is down and another robbery with the every crime of sexual assault right on the CTA platform at the brown line;

Man sexually abuses, robs woman on CTA Brown Line platform on Northwest Side

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-brown-line-sex-abuse-robbery-20180422-story.html

From all the stabbings to the shootings to the robberies to the carjackings to the killings who is the chief executive officer responsible for all of this? That would be the mayor that would be the crook county president that would be the governor that would be the 50 alderman and all the county board members and all the Statehouse members! The lemmings keep electing the same people that produce zero results for the forgotten man and women for the law-abiding people the crime is rising you had better be on your knees hoping and praying to Almighty God that you or a loved one is not the next victim you keep electing the same people it is like hitting your self in the head with a hammer and expecting different results!

You need to get out there and vote them out and start a new trend support the police we need your support you definitely need our help!

4/23/2018 07:18:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Please don't tell me that it happened by Starbucks!

4/23/2018 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we submit London's mayor for our city, surly we will see a major decrease in knifings. Because as we all know, ever mayor KNOWS how to stop crime. I heard stabbings were down, from the back and shoulders to the stomach and legs.

4/23/2018 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mayor of London said "There's never a reason to carry a knife". Clearly he's never walked the streets of Chicago at night. Had he done so , he would be looking for something like a Glock 43.

4/23/2018 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Oh Mr.Rahm,Mr.Rahm add this also:

Man sexually abuses, robs woman on CTA Brown Line platform on Northwest Side

Great transit failed mayor!

4/23/2018 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be some type of zombie-type meth
that's causing these stabbings? They don't
steal anything, they just kill.

4/23/2018 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are criminals from the U.K. coming to Chiraq to commit their crimes now? Like that ol' boy from Texas? If so, you need a death penalty bad.
Might make a few politicians "good boys" too.

J.J.

4/23/2018 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been blown past the tipping point already.

The presumption that there are at least a majority of citizens who value their police is no longer viable.

Thus, their police have determined that the citizens, having insufficiently valued the enforcement of even the essential to enforce laws of man, and God, now do not trust their fellow citizens.

This, indeed, ain't good.

This, in fact, is pretty fucking bad. And sad.

Since the citizens, inhabitants, residents, and what nots, have determined that they do not value the enforcement of even Natural Law, said Natural Law will, as it always does, enforce Itself upon all.

Those capable of surviving said enforcements will survive.

Those who choose to be, and remain, incapable, shall not.

Take a guess which of the above two chosen human natures is to be found within those who have chosen the profession of enforcing the law.

Citizens, inhabitants, residents, and what nots, take heed:

You fucked up.

You picked the wrong pony.

You have screwed your own pooch.

You have sown the seeds and will be facing the whirlwinds of your poor choosing.

Sure, those pesky police, from time to time, seem to be a bit too nit picky for your convenience.

Sure, it seems, from your comfy and oh so lofty perches, to often be an incomprehensible clusterfucked ball of confusion, this work of policing.

Sure, to you, there is the mantra of the many instances of the ....why?... and the ...why didn't?.. constantly popping up in your clueless imaginations.

Second guessing is like that. After the fact of actions is always a tempting to indulge in mind masturbation session.

Until the action comes to you, until you are the subject acted upon, until you, yes, YOU, experience the Shock & Awe of being the now, the right this fucking, oh my god, oh my god, moment piece of animated meat being preyed upon, you don't know.

You don't know nearly enough to conclude, from your mental masturbating, anything close to being worthy of consideration.

All this chatter about seeing the predator as a victim of their environment, so common these days, omits, quite deliberately, actually seeing from the predator's true point of view.

Were you, citizens, residents, inhabitants, and what nots, to truly succeed in imagining just what that predatory creature is actually thinking, feeling, wanting and willing to act upon, you'd be changing your diapers multiple times per hour.

So, the police have respected your desires. This will effect you far more severely than the police whose value you have depreciated.

Congratulations.

Kudos.

Celebrations are called for.

You have managed to inspire the acceptance of your desire to have not even the Natural Laws enforced in any effective manner.

Enjoy the fruits of your success.

4/23/2018 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please do a better job of keeping your dipshit hood rats in Chirac. Minneapolis/St. Paul is getting overwhelmed with these morons. I really want to blame Walker for allowing these idiots to use 94 but in the end they should be your problems not ours.

4/23/2018 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mayor of London said "There's never a reason to carry a knife". Clearly he's never walked the streets of Chicago at night. Had he done so , he would be looking for something like a Glock 43.
4/23/2018 11:22:00 AM


Yes, as backup to his M16A4 and Mk19 40mm grenade launcher.

4/24/2018 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be some type of zombie-type meth
that's causing these stabbings? They don't
steal anything, they just kill.

4/23/2018 09:11:00 PM


Maybe they just raised the bar from the knock out sport to the blood squirting sport.....

4/24/2018 03:50:00 AM  

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