Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Fake Cop - Electronic Monitoring?

  • A man charged with impersonating an officer got out of jail on electronic monitoring to work at what Cook County authorities now believe is a fake police department in rural Pembroke Township, Illinois. Population: 2,000.

    Robert Ellis insists he works at the department in Kankakee County.

    But on Friday, Cook County prosecutors went to court to have him returned to jail, nearly two months after he was sprung. Assistant State’s Attorney Amanda Pillsbury said she contacted the Kankakee County sheriff’s office to verify Ellis’ employer was a law-enforcement agency and was told: “These individuals are trying to become chiefs of police and they are crooks.”
So a fake cop, working for a fake Department (that Cook County couldn't even verify exists), gets released on fake monitoring. Seems legit.

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59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why even arrest this guy?

5/01/2018 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me get this right. He is already on EM for impersonating a cop. Then joins a fake police force when the Sheriff is supposed to be watching him. Sounds like a Dart job. Unbelievable****

5/01/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sun Times article is hilarious, nobody can beat the Democrats at incompetence. Robert Ellis could have told Judge Ramos that he was appointed Secretary of Homeland Security and he needed to go to Washington DC to meet with the President forth with. And you know what, she would have believed him.

5/01/2018 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bought summs it up.

5/01/2018 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the slammer because he lied to authorities
with additional charges added. NO F'n bail!

5/01/2018 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Fake, Fake, Fake? All we need is some Fake news to make this ludicrous fake cake very tasty!

... ya can't make this shit up - it's just too fucking ridiculous. Everyone involved ought to lose their jobs at the very least because they're incompetent.

5/01/2018 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should send Rahim his resume for Chief since Ed will be leaving soon.

5/01/2018 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert Ellis? He's still alive and well? He's been pinched over and again since the early 80's for false personation. He even started a "legal" railroad (kiddie carnival type of train) in Harvey and made himself police chief. It was all legal and when the ASA investigated, they had to drop the charges.The Daily Southtown did an expose' on him and his shenanigans. He used to live in the south suburbs and the cops could do nothing in spite of UUW and false personation pinches.

5/01/2018 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This explains why Dart is still running free...

5/01/2018 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Luis turned on rahm anyone surprised:

Gutierrez daughter preparing to challenge Reboyras, creating dilemma for Emanuel

https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/gutierrez-daughter-jessica-to-challenge-reboyras-creating-dilemma-for-emanuel/

The democrats eating their own, anyone expect anything different? This is fun to watch as the city crumbles around them!

5/01/2018 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that Robert "Batman" Ellis was actually once employed by the Chicago Police Department. Check it out.

5/01/2018 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The article about this guy is just HILARIOUS. What a con mam and he coned the court system ROYALLY...BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good job Dude....

5/01/2018 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Robert Ellis? He's still alive and well? He's been pinched over and again since the early 80's for false personation. He even started a "legal" railroad (kiddie carnival type of train) in Harvey and made himself police chief. It was all legal and when the ASA investigated, they had to drop the charges.The Daily Southtown did an expose' on him and his shenanigans. He used to live in the south suburbs and the cops could do nothing in spite of UUW and false personation pinches.

5/01/2018 05:15:00 AM

I know some coppers out that way. It absolutely does not exist. Makes it even funnier that Ellis’ clown defense atty is quoted in the paper calling the sheriff a white racist. I guarantee charges will stick if the SA’s office calls the state training board. The board will prove beyond a doubt he has zero qualifications to be the po leece.

5/01/2018 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Released by fake sherif tom dart

5/01/2018 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That "Fake Chief" syndrome is rampant in Chicago. "Given, not earned."

5/01/2018 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, remember he had magnetic "Police" signs on his car and had a carnival train ride set up behind a closed Chrysler car dealer on Dixie Hwy in Harvey. Claimed he was the "Chief of Railroad Police" and would pull cars down on Dixie in Harvey. Had a picture in the Southtown of him riding the little train, with an engineer's cap on and a police star pinned to his shirt.

5/01/2018 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fool had a fake railroad and a fake university and he was Poleec Chief of both. He's gotta be a convicted felon a couple times ovee if my memory is correct. He used to do his fake poleec thing down around Harvey. He musta got outa the joint and mooved on south. Pembtoke Townshio in Rural Kankakee County is poor as dirt and dark as night. He prolly got some land an started some fake poleec department once again.


5/01/2018 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I remember correctly he was a Chicago police recruit who got bounced out of the academy, he then started Beta University in Homewood (out of a rented office) and was chief of campus police, then he took over the old Bauer buick sales lot in Harvey and moved his "university" and hand car wash to that property and got an amusement ride kidde railroad and started Beta railroad. He then claimed to be a territorial marshal/special agent for his short line railroad. They finally got him on an Arson charge dating years prior where he torched an apartment building for the insurance money. He is so smooth at the bullshit, could you imagine how far he could have gotten in CPD.

5/01/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

I remember that Railroad police thing. The newspaper had him in full uniform riding one of those little clown trains. Classic stuff.

5/01/2018 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In this state, townships cannot have police department. I think Thornton was the last in this state.

5/01/2018 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last Illinois Constitutional Convention held in 1970 made Township Police Departments, unlawful and abolished them in Illinois. Now if these nitwits had half a brain they eould start a Sanuty Distict Poleec Dept and make themselves shit poleec.

5/01/2018 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he contribute to the dart reelection fund? That's the important question.

5/01/2018 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have the CPD brass investigated for false impersonation?????? Just sayin' I mean none of them ever past a test, I think we could prove the case.

5/01/2018 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He created his own bogus college called Beta Univ. made himself Dr. Ellis and sold degrees for $500. Then he made himself chief of Beta Univ PD. Somehow he got the old Bauer Buick property in Harvey, got his hands on a old train engine and started Beta RR and made himself chief of Beta RR police. Also big into Moorish, sovereign citizen lunacy.

5/01/2018 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone want to fake being a cop in the current hatred of all police climate?

5/01/2018 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save money... Have him arrest himself

Then he can fake brutality, coerced confession, false incarceration then get the University of Illinois and Loevy & Loevy to initiate fake headlines and lawsuits.

5/01/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So perhaps Englewood could have its own department.
The "Englewood Police Department" has a nice ring to it. Ja'mal Green could be its first Chief of police.

5/01/2018 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will take him before Special Ed fuck 9.5 fingers vote Republican MAGA

5/01/2018 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger John Northen said...

ROBERT ELLIS!

Thanks to then CPD rookie Annie Leybourne Biebel, the Robert ELLIS is dead. Ann was carjacked and abducted at gunpoint by Ellis from Sheffield and Webster just after the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day, 1973.. "The (serial) Friday Night Rapist" had terrorized the 18th District until he tried to sexually assault Annie after driving her auto to a Cabrini-Green parking lot. What a class act lady and a role model police officer. She was awarded the CPD Medal of Valor for her actions on that fateful night. As she was forced to kneel on the passenger floorboard of her auto, this brave lady was able to grab and cock her snubbie from her purse and dispatch Ellis to Hell. To know Annie was to love her. Annie left us way too soon, succumbing to cancer.

Rest in peace, Dear Annie!

5/01/2018 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just turning his life around, he is always good to his mama and should be let go. Crime being legal in this area, why not.

5/01/2018 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"contacted the Kankakee County sheriff’s office to verify Ellis’ employer was a law-enforcement agency and was told: “These individuals are trying to become chiefs of police and they are crooks.”

Sounds like he would qualify for CPD Supt job

5/01/2018 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crook County for ya!! keep hiring political hacks that are really no different than this guy.

5/01/2018 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this guy connected to???? made himself Chief of Police of a kiddie ride and its "legal"......how so???? Why cant the south side cops touch this guy??? Who is his CHINAMAN??

5/01/2018 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert Ellis? He's still alive and well? He's been pinched over and again since the early 80's for false personation. He even started a "legal" railroad (kiddie carnival type of train) in Harvey and made himself police chief. It was all legal and when the ASA investigated, they had to drop the charges.The Daily Southtown did an expose' on him and his shenanigans. He used to live in the south suburbs and the cops could do nothing in spite of UUW and false personation pinches.

5/01/2018 05:15:00 AM

Damn!

Ok, we have a question...

Has this obviously slippery m/fer somehow been able obtain
taxpayer funding as "Chief" of his ginned-up Police enterprise?

Guaran-fuckin'-teed comedy gold right there if he has...

Other than that, he's a slick perpetual UUW trolling
the south -burbs and he might be into some seriously
BEE-AY-DEE shit.

Bet a Fat Man on Friday he in collusion with his associates
have done some foul shit.

But that's just our innate Patrolman talking...

5/01/2018 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Let 'em go" Kimmy and "Pizza Party" Tommy are not losing any sleep over this I am sure.

From what I understand this guy is saying is confession was coerced by Burge.

5/01/2018 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do any of the sheep in cook county understand that it's government is run by a bunch of racist imbeciles.

5/01/2018 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the "legal" system is a mockery, why are some people so surprised when more mocking of the whole system tales olkace. Worse, why do they get so butthurt over someone else mocking it?

Hint- if we are going to have Ruled By LEGAL instead of Rule of Law, well, don't be surprised when the nonsense is turned back upon the ones operating the nonsense in the first place.

We can have Rule of Law OR we can have a legal system. We can not have cake and eat it too. It is one or the other, not both.

5/01/2018 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff dart you have embarrassed yourself enough. Do the noble thing and resign. It's only going to get worse.

5/01/2018 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fits in with our fake sheriff and chief judge.

5/01/2018 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what we need can we get these "kung-fu fighting" guys to play Paul Kersey and clean up chiraq? They could pull up to the thugs and pos corners blast this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

Get out and kick some ass, we could then scoop up the garbage,and since they could be ninjas they could destroy and the thugs would never knew where it came from! Making chiraq great again dream on! Then maybe batman,and green hornet could help!

5/01/2018 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He even started a "legal" railroad (kiddie carnival type of train) in Harvey and made himself police chief. It was all legal and when the ASA investigated, they had to drop the charges.The Daily Southtown did an expose' on him and his shenanigans. He used to live in the south suburbs and the cops could do nothing in spite of UUW and false personation pinches.
=========
If it was "legal" just what would any cops be able to do?

5/01/2018 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...but the Cook County Board and the States Atty Office are legitimate operations.
Corrupt and incompetent.
We need Federal oversight.

5/01/2018 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD would have promoted him already

5/01/2018 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tee hee hee, he was just funnin you know how that is sheeeit

5/01/2018 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should run for office I would vote for his ass

5/01/2018 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt. Northen, just a friendly inquiry, as I used to work Special Employment CTA and wrote to him while incarcerated...how is Billy Cozzi doing these days? OK, I sincerely hope...like I said, just a friendly inquiry.

5/01/2018 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Kankakee County Sheriffs Office is seeking lateral entry applicants.

5/01/2018 08:41:00 PM  
Blogger John Northen said...

8:13 PM

I just spoke with Bill. He's now living in Downers Grove and taking classes for accounting and business. He has healthcare coverage through the VA as an Air Force veteran. Bill says best wishes to all and STAY SAFE!

5/01/2018 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.nwitimes.com/uncategorized/self-proclaimed-cop-busted/article_674e920f-7331-575c-9ea9-79fd4aa6a262.html

5/02/2018 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know what scale his kiddie train layout was? I am strictly O-scale and run my Lionel layout of six engines. I might switch over and leave county corrections for patrol if I can be self-annointed as a deputy chief.

5/02/2018 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert Ellis for Mayor! If he can make himself a chief of coppers imagine how he can make Shitcago SHITTIER!

5/02/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grandmaster Robert Ellis is a self made 10-Code Prince Hall Mason and rules over Monty Python Lodge No.10-4. He is a member of alpha kappa omega sigma iota boule fraternity and is a charter member. He is a dear friend of fathead Fred and was nominated for his 10-33 radio flyer traffic degree by the late moonhead the honorable Dr. Fred Rice who is in the sky of true blue GDs.

5/02/2018 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just turning his life around, he is always good to his mama and should be let go. Crime being legal in this area, why not.

5/01/2018 09:16:00 AM


Also, he really liked peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and was always making people laugh.

5/02/2018 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Grandmaster Fred Ellis alone! He is going to connect his train to Metra and couple his tracks to Burlington for a ride to the upcoming Law Enforcement Memorial. At he is going to represent his department! Are you?

5/02/2018 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grandmaster Robert not Fred! Fred is dead! When you see Grandmaster Robert Ellis Grand Inspector General (GIG) 10-33° of last and final BOUGHT ($5,000/$10,000) degree of Prince Hall Masonic Pyramids of Egyptian Cobras make sure you salute him by raising your right ✋ up and down while stating the password "CHOO- CHOO...ALL ABOARD!"

5/02/2018 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Grandmaster Robert is considering making himself a warden. He will have his jail somewhere nearby Robbins. Damn, Grandmaster Ellis is awesome and with vision!

5/02/2018 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart then instituted a program that rewarded "serial masturbators" with pizza if they went 30 days without a sexual assault or masturbating incident, according to the lawsuit.

Since detainees who had never exposed themselves were not eligible to receive pizza as a reward, the program had a reverse effect, leading to an "increase in exposure incidents" since the detainees without prior incidents "were now incentivized to commit indecent exposure and masturbation in order to qualify for a pizza reward," court documents state.

5/02/2018 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous JAKboy said...

http://www.daily-journal.com/news/local/sheriff-police-to-patrol-hopkins-park/article_c1da38a6-34a6-5919-b9ee-b8a96ba797e3.html

Seriously. I found out there was no Pembroke patrol via one Google search.

5/03/2018 07:42:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew Petersen said...

Pembroke Township dissolved its City Police Department about 10 years ago due to budget issues.

The former HQ is shuttered and in poor condition. One of the media types reported that the heorin dealers brag that there is no police presence in the city due to the County only having under 300 Deputies for the whole county (IIRC, read the story in the paper today).

5/09/2018 04:58:00 PM  

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