Sunday, August 12, 2018

Newest Plan

Via the comment section:
  • Send the News Media in first to film and document the behavior. Then get their opinion on how to handle it.

    Then forward that to the Reverends for approval.

    Then the Aldermen and Mayor. Then State Attorney and Judges for review.

    If all OK by all of them, commence Immediate Action!
We'd call this a joke, except we remember the 1990's and the guys we worked with who policed the 1970's. They just weren't looking far enough into the future when they warned us what was coming.

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78 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lefty,progressive commies at work.

8/12/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of Sheriff Dart media hires wrote article how the great Sheriff is tackling Chicago crime and criminals beware. Could this New York Times piece be the fake news story of the year?

8/12/2018 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better check with the ACLU too, just to be safe. And COPA...cover all your bases.

8/12/2018 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do anything in the 1st place? This is the police dept the hacktivists wanted

8/12/2018 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth is that there is no workable plan.
CPD is dead in the water getting battered by waves of restrictions generated by special interests. Most of the experienced, seasoned crew has jumped ship leaving a lord of the flies situation behind. CPD drifts helplessly towards the reef of irrelevance.

8/12/2018 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gone long gone. Obama and the mayor destroyed Chicago.

8/12/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/phoenix-police-chief-jeri-williams-assaults-against-officers-up-45-this-year

Sure CPD wouldnt release your numbers. Bet they are up too?
Be safe its going on all across the country.

8/12/2018 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Stripping plausible deniability
from the prevailing narration
if anything remotely resembling
this plan were to ever be put
into play.

It'll never happen.

Too many hard, pointy and
very uncomfortable truths
will be revealed.

Truth:

The unsatisfiable will NEVER
be satiated no matter what.

8/12/2018 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Policing by the 3-L’s strategy for ensuring pension collection. Look, Laugh, Leave.

8/12/2018 02:23:00 AM  
Blogger T said...

Is this 1st amendment protected speech and do we have probable cause to act? Squad, who gave the order?

8/12/2018 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just write a mover, and get a bus check, The bosses love you.

8/12/2018 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice impromptu block party 2 or three a week. Great life in the ghetto. The news media needs to some undercover reporting on this bizarre behavior.

8/12/2018 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

. Great life in the ghetto. The news media needs to some undercover reporting on this bizarre behavior.

8/12/2018 06:51:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The wave of the future.

8/12/2018 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to see your pension you have to act like a chameleon. Blend in with your surroundings so you don't get eaten alive.

8/12/2018 07:05:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

media too cowardly to start process. i remember that idiot dawn stensland going in hysterics because of a idiot jumping on a car hood after a bulls championship. let go soon after.

don lemon getting fired for refusing street reporting in the ghetto.

carol morons performance on 9/11. dumped from NY now a fixture on local PBS. think about that at the next pledge drive.

could have been an actor but i wound up here is their mantra.

if it helps to weed out the assholes i'm all for it.

8/12/2018 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we finally do something about Bud Billy Parade and the shit show it’s become ? The permit for the parade said it was good til 1300 (yeah right) - yet the end float and tail Car didn’t even leave the staring point til after 1300 hrs - too many dam floats. Protest groups allowed to join in mid way they the parade (yes the grand Marshall let them in ) - anti police and every other group there as well. Roves of wilding teens (at one point near end about 100) causing havoc - robbed a poor pizza vendor, tried to take over a gas station and strip mall as well as the red line. Yet no one wants to arrest them -let just have bikes and cars follow them all over and let them run wild. Suggestion for next year - make mass arrest of these assholes early on and send a message - most of the people there were friendly to the police and enjoying a nice day - Make he Parade shorter - and lock up those who want to raise hell - would.
Make that detail tolerable. News crews were there and I saw one crew filming these. Thugs on the run near the end of the parade - Wgn you going to show that ?

8/12/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Michael Dean Miller said...

.

Here's an idea :

https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q

.

8/12/2018 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW ! A woman was shot this morning (Sunday) at 3:25 AM at a "Block Party" in the 1300 block of west 73rd St. I wonder if the bouncy house and the pony rides for the kids were still there.

8/12/2018 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the consent decree. That is the exact proposal. The decree wants the community to have input on what tactics, strategies and force the police will use. Get out now! This city will eventually burn to the ground.

8/12/2018 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down because they say so. Their speak has absolutely no correlation about what is actually going on in the streets. What's happening is crime is shifting to previously crime free neighborhoods. More lucrative opportunities. Better cars to jack, more cash in purses and wallets, much better looking girls to rape and much better phones to grab. The added bonus is the snowflakes are very easy no resistance targets. Did I mention no cops around, they are all down guarding the home turf. Great plan from your Democratic geniuses. Thanks Fat Head and 9.5.

8/12/2018 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



"The truth is that there is no workable plan.
CPD is dead in the water getting battered by waves of restrictions generated by special interests. Most of the experienced, seasoned crew has jumped ship leaving a lord of the flies situation behind. CPD drifts helplessly towards the reef of irrelevance."

8/12/2018 12:41:00 AM

Nicely phrased, but if I may add...and we're going down for the third time.

8/12/2018 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot commrunatay input. How can you ever build TRUST between the police and the commrunatay without commrunatay input?

8/12/2018 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And don’t forget to APOLOGIZE for not being representative of the community you serve.

“Nurses in Australia May Soon Have to Apologize to Minority Patients for Being White Before They Treat Them”
(Jim Hoft August 3, 2018)

8/12/2018 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

squad I'm 23, request advice.

"In a firm tone of voice order citizen to lie down with hands behind their back."

squad, citizen has responded with a rather scornful remark

"repeat same command in an even firmer tone of voice and add the phrase; or else"

8/12/2018 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

National Geographic has special features on this very topic!

8/12/2018 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ironic. Those 70s guys were the best. Told us 90s guys “ this job isn’t fun anymore.” Same thing we have been saying for about 10 years.

8/12/2018 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to take a lesson from the Romans: At the Colosseum, they handed out free welfare bread to the "growing mass of unemployed rabble" while they watched free "circuses" of slaves-made-gladiators, criminals-made-gladiators and indigent-made-gladiators kill one another and wild animals. Empowering the maddened crowd and city bureaucrats with the life and death thumb vote kept the emperor's approval ratings high. A win-win! The rabble is off the streets, bureaucrats have face time and the emperor is the good guy. Think of the money saved--no courts, no unemployment lines, criminals in the arena, no long jail or prison sentences, a chance to have debts forgiven and more!

8/12/2018 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woman shot at Englewood black party. Guess what time, 3:30am.


8/12/2018 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All block parties will be held in the soon to be built BO library. Problem solved.

8/12/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can keep giving stuff to the lazy and lame, but keep depriving the sick and really needy. People will never provide for themselves if they keep getting free stuff. You will never spotify the ghetto dwellers.

8/12/2018 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just checking in to see how those Block Party Dispersal assignments went? Tell us how your mere presence instantly transformed the quality of life there and inspired future scholars and humanitarians. I'll bet you were showered with affection like the Allied troops in the streets of Paris in '44. Your department leadership is pretty amazing, alright.

8/12/2018 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone needs to STOP, just STOP everything.

8/12/2018 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The left creates nothing, they solve nothing, they only know take.

8/12/2018 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lapdog media would never agree to that. It could be dangerous.
They only come in to do their biased reporting after the bodies have fallen and the smoke has cleared.

8/12/2018 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even this new policy is far too harsh on the poor innocent victims of policy brutality in Chicago.

The only REAL way to stop crime is to hand out ice cream, cookies and therapy coloring books whenever a poor oppressed soul acts out their frustrations in a manner that you, in your status of privilege, find distasteful. It isn't their fault if you are not enlightened enough to embrace the vibrant diversity and multiculturalism that they are so generously offering.

Crime is just a construct of small-minded bigots who fail to grasp the bigger picture of the epic struggle endured by the underprivileged minorities in our cities. If we stop calling it crime, crime ceases to exist, and we can all move on to a happy future.


/sarc

8/12/2018 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'd call this a joke, except we remember the 1990's and the guys we worked with who policed the 1970's. They just weren't looking far enough into the future when they warned us what was coming.
******************************************************************************************************************************

No one could predict what was coming, because no one could even imagine how bad things were going to be for the CPD. The ACLU and a couple of extreme politicians were around, nothing like we have today. It's not only the CPD and their troubles, it's the entire Country that's in big trouble.

8/12/2018 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, we should be told exactly what they want.

8/12/2018 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This jokin around actually has merit on this level...it slides direct and indirect responsibility right over to the "community organizers".

They will say leave them alone and when the inevitable shooting happens they themselves have to shoulder all responsibility which they will reject absolutely.

The outcome? The revruns and pastors and priests and community organizers of other political stripes would STFU as a means of avoiding having to accept any responsibility whatsoever!

8/12/2018 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, are parents in ghetto sections of Chicago asked to buy school supplies like those up on the far Northwest side? Seems its a requirement in public schools up in 016 for stacks of copy paper, wet wipes, paper towels, etc..

8/12/2018 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sneed has a small box in Sunday late edition for GoFundMe for Rialmo & Cales Stacy Petersons sister

Thank you for the notice?

8/12/2018 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little off topic but, we had a block party with over 110+ in attendance until 12am yesterday. And low and behold, unbelievably, NOT ONE PERSON was shot. We called the Fibune and Slumtimes about this remarkable feat, both said, "Eh! Nobody shot or killed? Don't mean anything to us!"

I don't know, I was miffed about their reaction?

8/12/2018 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC - here is a breaking news update from 025. You can contact your foreign correspondents in 025 to fact check. Escamerit’s kingdom is falling down fast. His people were called into the IG to give statements about being ordered to pickup his son from school and watch the kids Every Wednesday. His caps Sgt just dropped a to/from to quit and go back to the watch...

8/12/2018 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your CCL citizens!!! When seconds count, we'll be hours away.

Don't cry, you voted for it :)

8/12/2018 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw the Fibune article. Already 40+ shot and 5 killed. I don't think it will get as much attention this week with the nonsense going on the West coast.

8/12/2018 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A rookie here, just trying to get clarity.... Question:

So, if they pass this ACLU/Consent Decree/Oversight thing where every time we pull a pistol out and point it at someone... We have to write paper. OK. I understand how this will work.

Even as a FNG I see that this sounds shitty for us. If my Dad and Grandfather (both retired CPD) had to drop paper each time they pulled their guns out the forest would be devoid of trees.

BUT: What happens if I merely draw my pistol and have it in hand as I approach a vehicle, not pointing it at anyone. The muzzle is pointed to the ground. In hand only.

Will I still have to drop paper as this thing is written?

Not looking to be chided as a hair-gel.... I have no hair to gel any longer, a family trait regrettably. Just looking for an honest answer. Thanks.

8/12/2018 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger Jim August said...

I started as a Cadet 23 Dec 68. Patrolman 3 April 72. I no longer recognize what the hell is going on. Apologize for Bait Truck? Holy Batshit. Chicago and it's leaders are in the Twilight Zone. If any of you boys do anything close to real police work, you're fucking nuts and deserve what you get.

8/12/2018 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naperville Located in the western suburbs, Illinois’ fourth largest city is known for its stellar schools and libraries, vibrant downtown and famed Riverwalk. For residents and visitors alike, the amenities are plentiful. With its variety of attractions, spending a fun day in the city doesn’t mean having to travel to Chicago.

8/12/2018 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Mid Sunday Mischief.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/pol/d/solving-the-citys-budget/6669267170.html

8/12/2018 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a song that goes: “You don’t have to, be a ba-ay-ay-by to cry.....”

8/12/2018 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect from a shithole city that communist weenie boys like obama and Rham the retard hail from? Nothing surprises me anymore. These liberals want to destroy the country and have only two classes: the govt dependent masses and the political elite. Thank god for Trump

8/12/2018 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info about robbery at 52nd and Newland?

8/12/2018 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When confronted by a raucous block party request on the air, the Street Deputy respond along with the on duty States Attorney and FOP representatives and legal advisors. A sergeant won't do.

8/12/2018 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In any field, lawyers are the WORST people to go to for advice as to what one should do to improve anything. Either a product or service.

All lawyers can and do do, is say you didn't do it right. Or you didn't do enough. Or you didn't forsee every possible and unlikely bad occurrence conceivable or not. They show you where you were wrong after the fact but have no viable solution.

8/12/2018 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Gone long gone. Obama and the mayor destroyed Chicago.

8/12/2018 12:49:00 AM

Read a book. Come up with an original tag line. This city was bloodthirsty before you ever heard of Obama. Cut the act.

8/12/2018 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes and I see once again Channel 7 ABC 7 Chicago is no longer listing the racial description of suspects in their stories. I wonder why that is? we don't want to give any bad impression of a certain ethnic group in the city now do we? how presumptuous of me. guess they don't teach the need to report relevant facts in hard news stories in today's PC journalism schools. RIP City News Bureau. Fucking lib morons.

8/12/2018 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run it by a squirrel. Most of them avoid getting hit by cars and out run my dog. So they seem pretty smart.

8/12/2018 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait. Tell me why the police are speaking with the media in the first place on any matter pertaining how and what is done on the job?

That’s what research papers are for that when the department links up with universities to conduct racial profiling (the sticker on the back of movers).

Now look at where we are at today.

8/13/2018 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Show the beat maps from the seventies and today. The pubic and young officers are in for a for shock on today’s manpower.

8/13/2018 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't contribute to Public Television anymore. After watching " Chicago Tonight " for many years, I finally had enough of their anti-police shows and commentators. Carol Marin and Mopra from the Sun Times along with a few others just were too much for me. So, I ignore the contribution and sponsor envelopes that come in the mail these days. That and I canceled my Tribune subscription. Read the " National Review" and the Wall Street Journal, the real news.The hell with these liberal media outlets in this town. They have contributed to the problems.

8/13/2018 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not looking to be chided as a hair-gel.... I have no hair to gel any longer, a family trait regrettably. Just looking for an honest answer. Thanks.

8/12/2018 02:28:00 PM

If you remove yuor gun from within the holster it's considered drawn, "Now go ahead and skin that smoke wagon and see what happens..."

8/13/2018 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW ! A woman was shot this morning (Sunday) at 3:25 AM at a "Block Party" in the 1300 block of west 73rd St. I wonder if the bouncy house and the pony rides for the kids were still there.
8/12/2018 08:16:00 AM

No one cares if the house burned down also. They want to live that way let them.

8/13/2018 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/12/2018 12:18:00 PM

oh, you will remember the day your children are out of CPS...for multiple reasons.

8/13/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Jim August said...
I started as a Cadet 23 Dec 68. Patrolman 3 April 72. I no longer recognize what the hell is going on. Apologize for Bait Truck? Holy Batshit. Chicago and it's leaders are in the Twilight Zone. If any of you boys do anything close to real police work, you're fucking nuts and deserve what you get.

8/12/2018 03:56:00 PM


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agreed completely. The bait truck thing absolutely freaks me out. It should be something that is amplified and fought. THe RR company should double-down and stick it up that ACLU liberal freak's ass. Fuck her. SHe, and her ilk, make me sick to my core.

It is racist to put a bait truck in a black neighborhood. We are done. One female lawyer with some fake ACLU assignment gets to dictate police tactics for 3M people of Chicago now. Wow. Absolute wow.

8/13/2018 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Caps Sgt. T.C. what a back stabber and a snake watch him, let him stay on the sinking ship. Now go pick up Escamrit's kid you rat.

8/13/2018 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 weeks until Officer Van Dyke goes to trial? I assume our command staff has a good solid plan in place? They seem to know their business!

8/13/2018 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, let me get this straight with the Bait truck deal: It is bad because you cannot trust a certain demographic NOT to steal, and this demographic is telling you this? And now some idiot is apologizing for it! I give up !

8/13/2018 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That whole bait truck fiasco is the end result of years of pandering to “the community”.
With Rahm and all these other pandering politicians around there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight for this ridiculousness.

8/13/2018 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire from this shit hole. Yes I said SHIT HOLE !!!!

8/13/2018 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not looking to be chided as a hair-gel.... I have no hair to gel any longer, a family trait regrettably. Just looking for an honest answer. Thanks.

8/12/2018 02:28:00 PM

If you remove yuor gun from within the holster it's considered drawn, "Now go ahead and skin that smoke wagon and see what happens..."

8/13/2018 08:12:00 AM

Wyatt Earp. Tombstone

8/13/2018 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on now the 3:30am shooting was just someone going to an early morning job. Shame on you for assuming the worst.

8/13/2018 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not an official Chicago Block party without at least on shooting. Got to keep up the all important Chicago Values.

8/13/2018 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim August , maybe Charles Ramsey should run for Mayor . He was in that Cadet class.

8/13/2018 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Naperville Located in the western suburbs, Illinois’ fourth largest city is known for its stellar schools and libraries, vibrant downtown and famed Riverwalk. For residents and visitors alike, the amenities are plentiful. With its variety of attractions, spending a fun day in the city doesn’t mean having to travel to Chicago.

8/12/2018 04:24:00 PM

Going downhill fast the kids don't even have to drive into the city anymore for their drugs thanks to the section 8 apartments!

8/13/2018 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ditto on channel 11, public television. I would contribute in their drives, mailings, etc. Too much left-wing, police - hating rhetoric. Lost my viewership.

8/13/2018 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Police on the weekends for the hoods...

8/13/2018 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TIME to shut down

Narcotic unit quit tricking dope boys into selling white officer with tacky beards drugs!

Traffic unit you know they AINT gotz insurance thats racism just let them crash into other people then flee the scnen causing deaths.

No prostitution arrest! quit trick those asian girl into those happy endings on Archer.

Quit fricking writing parkers already you know who you are you aint helping shit!
And You still dont have a contract pea brain.

8/13/2018 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A psychic is among us.

8/14/2018 02:43:00 PM  

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