Anti-Violence Altar Boy..... (UPDATE)
.....felled by - violence? Is this correct? It can't be:
- Anti-gun violence activist Delmonte Johnson was shot to death Wednesday evening in the Stony Island Park neighborhood on the South Side.
Johnson, 19, was shot multiple times about 7:29 p.m. in the 8600 block of South Euclid Avenue, according to Chicago police and the Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office. He was shot in the chest and abdomen and was taken in critical condition to the University of Chicago Medical Center, where he died at 8:16 p.m.
An autopsy Thursday found he died of a gunshot wound to the chest and his death was ruled a homicide, the medical examiner’s office said.
And the Slum Times made a rather unfortunate choice of photographs to accompany the article:
There's that damn arthritis affliction once again.
Until there's a cure!
UPDATE: The Tribune has cropped the photo so you can't see the hands any more.
Without attribution that they altered the story of course.
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He took the saying of “I can’t breathe” to a whole new level....
Big changes coming this Friday afternoon.
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!!!!
Poor kid needs one of those wrist braces. Probably carpel tunnel from filling out so many college applications. But on another note, I couldn’t help but notice that the police weren’t involved; further shrinking the percentage of shootings that the police have been involved in this year. In case you’re wondering, it’s at 0.6%
You heard that right. Just a little over half a percent. But those reforms are sorely needed.
Oh darn.
Oh well...next!
And once again the fucking taxpayers are on the hook for this aaaholes burial cost? Anybody know what a US Soldiers family gets when they are KIA, if we are paying $7,500.00 to bury these aaaholes, whatever it is, I am sure it is not enough!
Here's another question, the aaahole on bodycam who killed himself do we, the taxpayers, get to pay for that one too?
Yes, I say old chap, what type of arthritis are you suffering from?
If CPD retirement fund got $1 for every airbrushed "RIP Lil' Pookie" oversized T-shirt sold for every dead altar boy/future brain surgeon/NASA rocket expert/honor student/etc. all of our pension problems would be solved. The shirts are so friggin' big they would look oversized on
even the old wagon guys from the 60's!
If the $1 surcharge also covered mylar balloons and teddy bears, the city could afford to cover the widows too.
What was Tiny Dancer's famous quote? Never let a crisis go to waste. We need to act now!
Volunteers are not activists. Get a real job and get out of the ghettos.
Poor kid died from ingesting lead. All hopes for the cure for cancer died with him. Such a bright future notwithstanding his crippling hand condition
A community organizer in training perhaps? If a certain president had a son... He had such potential to scam and collect lots of unaccountable public monies to combat all the violence in his community and blame the police, organize his homies and resist.
The fibune article used the same picture with the teaser headline on their breaking news site "Teen involved in anti-violence work shot and killed on South Side: 'It was important for him to be part of a movement'" it seems the movement he was part of was the genocide of his own race. He dies, and the the city's IQ average goes up two notches...
LOL he should have gone to see a specialist for that crooked finger position!
Its no wonder he got shot!
Pictures tell a 1000 words!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Raises two questions in my mind:
1. DelMonte? Seriously? His name was DelMonte?
As in the maker of canned vegetables?
2. Was he one of Special Ed’s cell phone number protester guys? 🤔
Selfies.
The gift that, in sooooooooo many ways, keeps on giving.........
There's that damn arthritis affliction once again.
Until there's a cure!
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Com'on now he's simply counting the lives that he intended to save that day...
Fox 32 News was running the same photo while painting this gangbanger as some sainted choirboy.
I laughed outloud at the segment.
Idiots
The affliction while wearing the GoodKids/MadCity sweatshirt.
Makes ya wonder.
Oops. Guess he didn't graduate from anywhere.
No gang signing here he is just trying to count to 3.
And the ghetto assholes were in full swing. Jumping on cars, fighting...
The best was to hear the tact Lt. tell her cars to stand their ground, then 2 minutes later announce to retreat!!!
Who?
Another unlicensed pharmacist shot again?
Gee..Can I be the first to set up his memorial of empty beer bottles..where do I send them? So Sad, bye bye shitball.
But he was turning his life around!
Interesting......according to his FB account "Works at True Religion Brand Jeans" the female that was shot and killed last week, the one that everyone was praising.....she also worked at True Religion Brand Jeans.
I wonder how many other "upstanding citizens" work at this company? They could be next.
Mirror mirror on the wall......
WGN was showing the same picture on today's morning news
it's so sad to see young people in the prime of their lives with arthritis
The milk crate is always a great addition to any room, he was probably an aspiring interior designer as well.
Maybe that was the best picture the family had.
this is exactly what is WRONG with the media
the news papers cant bash the president enough, hello media....there are actual people in chicago who love trump and what he is doing for our country.
DelMonte? Yes, but only because Motts was already taken..
He sacrificed ......Ahhh never mind
Shows how the ahole media in this town continues to pander to feral predators and gang bangers. Welfare mom had to know he was a banger.
The tribune has cropped the picture to only show his face as of 0800. So funny the media now only shows you what fits there agenda. Great job to everyone who screen shot this. Keep up the good work.
004 kicks Butt!
If Owe-bama had a son...
Keep the line moving!
These "playars" must all have the same interior decorator. Mattress on the floor, milk crate for a nightstand, no closet, cloths dropped on floor. All that is missing is a few accents, cockroaches climbing the walls, mouse droppings, empty Cheetio bags and grape Nehi cans. I managed over 2,000 apartments in the City and suburbs until I retired two years ago. The way these people lived never ceased to amaze me. My dog lives better. No wonder Ethan Allen and Ikea won't build a new store in Englewood. Can't compete with stolen free shit.
Tribune as of 8:17am cropped the gang sign out of the picture.
Can't believe I use to subscribe to this rag.
Another one of Father Fakers alter boys bites the dust!
Looks like he's flicking a booger.
When will people realize that this is one of their best and brightest.
If you think that pic is good, check out his Facebook page.
I retired 22 years ago so I'm not all that familiar with gang signs. What's this Rhodes Scholar telling us with his hand?
He was imitating Rahm on the pic. 9.5 fingers
Another A+ student !!!!!
He pissed somebody off. Bye Bye.
Couldn't find a graduation or prom picture?? Media scumbags are slacking!!
Age 19...he probably graduated from 6th grade. Give the young scholar his due.
LOL, the Tribune used the same photo as the Slum-Times but they tried being cute and cropped the photo off at his shoulders. That made the resulting enlarged photo so blurry it's pretty much useless.
That aside, this 'Anti-gun violence activist' -- but not an Anti-Street Gang activist -- Delmonte Johnson, seems to have had everyone fooled. The little sociopath psycho twerp from Florida, David Hogg, even tweeted his sympathy. Or the anti-gun nuts don't care that Delmonte was a Gang-Banger. Which is also probable, as admitting he was would blow their Anti-Gun Crusader narrative about him.
Oddly, there was no statement from Tiny Dancer. (rotfl)
He was such a happy go lucky guy. Always laughing and playing basketball. Can we please change the script at some point because it is such a shame that all these benevolent altar boys keep getting capped.
Bless his little heart, the poor teen. He has arthritis in his right hand from playing video games. Ain't that right, lapdog media?
There are several orthopedic dictors at st rogers that could help this poir young lad straighten out those fingers. Slmost every night we are subjected to someone crying about someone getting killed and its basically backround noise.
He just got the cure, Cured forever! Oh the science of it all at no more cost to taxpayers.
He gone
The SJW reporter on wgn, was almost crying like rahm, when he told the sad story, of this great loss to the community. lol
What a pussy......
Poor kid, with his hands crippled up like that he probably would have never been able to work anyway.
Look at Chicago Breaking News story again, they cropped the photo from yesterday so you can't see him representing.
"And the Slum Times made a rather unfortunate choice of photographs to accompany the article..."
That was the least thuggish photo they could find, so they had to go with it.
They tried and failed to find any cherubic elementary school photos of the perp, which is what they normally resort to.
Gotta make these pets as appealing and sympathetic...for some strange reason.
Tribune has already cropped the photo and scrubbed their archive! I say post them; why is it considered disrespectful to include something he was so proud of that he would post pictures of himself online doing? If it was membership in a chess club or some honors society that he was representing, they'd for sure have left that in.
His selfie is just as offensive as that 70’s mirror decor.
Interior design popo.
One less democrat.
The Tribune has already cropped the photo to remove his hands instead of removing the article because what they posted is most likely not the entire truth of the circumstances surrounding his death.
I didn't recognize this hoodrat because Rahm wasn't in the photo.
Mama done got his given name from a can of Delmonte string beans
Just goes to show you how oblivious to the obvious the lib-tart news media has become! What a bunch fucking idiots indeed !
What a fucking shame he could have been Obama's son, if in he had a son ! Ghetto Choirboy to be sure!
Anonymous said...
Raises two questions in my mind:
1. DelMonte? Seriously? His name was DelMonte?
As in the maker of canned vegetables?
2. Was he one of Special Ed’s cell phone number protester guys?
9/07/2018 04:17:00 AM
DelMonte ain't got nothing on FeMale Washington...
Anonymous said...
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!!!!
9/07/2018 12:09:00 AM
Toodaloo, go will ya...
Until there's a cure!
The cure took place at 8:16 p.m.
Reaper....
Anonymous said...
Volunteers are not activists. Get a real job and get out of the ghettos.
9/07/2018 12:54:00 AM
As long as there's room for rent in your liberal white guilt heart there's hope....
Why the fuck would they use a picture of him throwing up a very obvious gang sign? Hahahah. Shows how little they know about them streets lol!!!
They showed that picture of him flashing gang signs on Channel 9 Morning News also. I just wonder if they do that on purpose or if they really don’t know what he’s doing? It just goes to show how “hoodwinked “ people are.
Anonymous said...
Raises two questions in my mind:
1. DelMonte? Seriously? His name was DelMonte?
As in the maker of canned vegetables?
2. Was he one of Special Ed’s cell phone number protester guys? 🤔
9/07/2018 04:17:00 AM
His brother is Devirgo......Delmonte was conceived after eating cremed corn and his brother Devorgo was conceived in August. Makes perfect sense.
And the channel 9 11am news just showed the picture again! The media is either clueless or compliant. Probably both.
So Good kid Mad city co-founder Carlil Pittman (quote) blames the city for allowing this to happen to Delmonte AKA Dukey-Duke his street name. News flash shit for brains he was smoked by the same hood rats that he knew! this shit was no fucking random act ! Quit blaming everybody except yourselves for the shit that your doing to each other ! Take some fucking responsibility for your own actions for a change!
Nice inside crib hoody there.
The “got shot multiple times” theory.
He wasn’t really in the wrong place at the wrong time - not the intended target.
My, my...Lyin’ DropOut Rahm: If only that DeathRyan Shut Down could save just one life, then it was worth it
'
Shouldn’t there be weekly DeadRyan Shut Downs... if it brings attention to ALLLLLLL the shootings and killings since the Phfriar Phfelcher Special Ed (Guest Grand Marshall) joint effort ?
– July 7 2018 Yes, 2 months ago !
“We came out here to do one thing: to shut it down,” Pfleger said. “We came here to get their attention. Hopefully we got their attention. … Today was the attention-getter, but now comes the action.”
Guessing DrRevSpecial Aid isn’t going to put too much emphasis on any community shootin killins anymore.
His sick n’tard days are just about over.
Surrendering to six figger pension and a rolling into a Cook Co side job.
Don't these stupid assholes at these newspapers ever learn gang signals?
Or do they think its like Boy Scouting?
DelMonte? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Well this can of GangBanging Vegetables was part of the problem in Chicago, and definitely not the solution. The media continues to depict the very people that are completely ruining the quality of life in this city for everyone, as martyrs and victims. Gang culture is bad for e the health. What a complete travesty!
If the arthritis gets out of control— please amputate
Let me take this time for a moment of silence, MAH... back to watching South Park.
This is amazing. Ch 9 showed this pic as well today while preaching about him being an anti violence activist. You can’t even make this shit up
But SCC he was fixin to turn his life around
Guys he doesnt have arthritis or holding up a gang sign... this picture was before Rahm made his announcement,he's showing his support for the mayor
Him and the Green Giant was out looking for a ho ho ho.
Anonymous said...
The milk crate is always a great addition to any room, he was probably an aspiring interior designer as well.
9/07/2018 06:49:00 AM
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Just looking at this photo causes me to hear the ever-present chirp of a smoke alarm that has a dead battery.
I will remember that sound until the day I die
Just another hustler using social justice as his latest hustle. Problem is, your real life will always catch up with you.
He was imitating Rahm on the pic. 9.5 fingers
9/07/2018 09:03:00 AM
Same hand, same finger. I think you are right! He was signing allegiance to the democRATic machine.
as gbangster rapper 50 cents says "get rich or die trying"
ssc this reminds of a scene from the movie goodfellows whwn robert deniro made when tommy was being inducted into the mob "there was problem he is gone and there was nothing we could do about it"
“I love can corn so much if I ever have a kid that’s what I’m naming him.” The young mother said.
well just like gangster rappers tupac shakur biggie smalls isreal Martinez , jam master j and recently rapper mac miller they all gone
weeks before his departure he purchased a box truck
a big selling point was all the free air
cause of death: tuned mass damper to the chest
Always covering up the gang activity of these folks and you idiots want sympathy from the non criminals? Fuck the biased newspapers.
Another soon to be Harvard graduate
Lol at the smoke alarm guy.
This ones for you bud.
https://youtu.be/phKAYe9T08A
What media? What “news”? Let’s see..... No ethics, No self respect, No principles, No facts, and No cares. Liberal owned and operated and competing with the National Enquirer for businesses. Newspapers are a thing of the past, they just haven’t realized it yet.
Not a copper & a snob about funny quips but you coppers ...
I LOLed - not just loled - at plenty of these "memorials."
Shame on you all! And myself too.
Oh well ... "tag 'im & bad 'im" and on to the next JackAss dot com entry.
06:41 AM:
"HobMob Taydoe," the young gentleman recently pictured with Rahm, also has a lot of FB friends associated with "True Religion Jeans."
Looking at the photo, I feel a sense of relief that his asshole is not longer on this planet.
DelMonte in a box, not in the can.
In a double blind study, ALL living Nobel Economists
agree that a one-time $7,500.00 exit/storage/termination
expense is far better than a lifetime of SSI, Section 8,
Medicaid payments.
Betcha didn't know Darwin had an economics degree.
It's either him or LEO & FF pensions.
Once again, a "good kid" doing that funky thing with the fingers. Rahm could have never been in a gang. I don't think you can give a gang sign with 9 1/2 fingers. I could be wrong.
Delmonte? Who'd he piss off? The Jolly Green Giant?
Ho! Ho! Ho! BA BLAMO Mutherfucka!
He had a wonderful job as a hand model for Herbie's next art work....
He was trying to count to 5.
This is one reason the Chicago media only shows the photo of Laquan McDonald in his grammar school participation robe. It’s much safer that way instead of showing them as they truly are. I would’nt be surprised if they started to use pictures of them as toddlers running around in diapers. Most toddlers don’t have arthritic hands, although the condition is quite common in the Community.
The Hawk would say "another can of corn, he gone"!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of when I lost my son, "Green Giant" Johnson to the streets. Thank god his brothers, Winston and Salem Johnson made it to the Lithuanian National Basketball team. They are role models over there!
Had a kid on a call named tetris.. it was a popular video game years ago. Mamma said the wanted to play but had sex instead. So bam...the name was given.
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