What the....!?
Just when you think Camel Rider was as goofy as the exempt ranks could get, someone has to top her:
That's the commander of 020 dressed up as the "Elf on the Shelf," a whimsical invention of the past few years. We aren't going to bore you with the details - you can Google it - but "Wow" doesn't begin to cover what's running through our heads:
Kind of amusing for the community we suppose. This seems kind of awkward though:
All in good fun? Someone had to follow the boss around and boost him up onto places, then photograph him and send it around. Fox Chicago did a piece on it, so somebody was looking for some publicity. Or is this just damn weird?
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
270 Comments:
Ahhh cmon. Even I dislike most of the garbage on this job but this was pretty decent.
Fucking embarrassing
Well, you only have one reputation. Stay classy, Sir.
Sean Loughran. Another clouted idiot.
Creepy.
Af.
This is embarrassing. What has become of CPD? We are all just here for the public’s amusement? Sing and dance and dress up like a goof.
Must be related to Pagan. Has to be in front of a camera.
Ok, it's a little weird but very funny...not sure if it's an embarrassment though
That is disturbing. Wow.
I guess that's what commanders are for now, community amusement. What is he getting paid for that, about $160K a year? This just screams "Look at meeeee!"
Dude, I can't stop laughing!!! Yes, it is fucking weird but also hilarious! Those pics remind me of scenes from a movie you would see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 like Santa Clause versus The Martians. I'd pay big money to see the other Commanders do this. You could have retired Commander Bubblehead dressed as a reindeer. The Johnson Twins as Christmas trees. Or maybe 025th district Commander Escamerit dressed up as Frosty the Snowman? Henny Penny would make a damn fine Mrs. Clause. Usually I'd rant about how this department is doomed with stupid shit like this but I gotta thank this Commander since I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard out loud.
It's funny. Its goofy but I'm ok with it.Harmless fun. Humanizes the department....
So.
White shirts: Out
Red jammies: In
Red Jimmy Hat: Mandatory
Goofy Grin: Optional
Bailiff.... Whack his peepee!!!!
I vote for damn weird.
Really damn weird.
Who the hell still wears a blue vest cover?? damn that thing looks ugly
Is the Commander of 020 stil SL? I remember him being a good dude. It’s still a bit weird though
Lol!
Thanks SCC...
That pic brought back a fond holiday memory.
Two of "Santa's Little Helpers" rolling around
in the 'jets during a rare quiet time around 4am
on a Christmas Morning in the early 1990's while
wearing Santa hats and fake beards while playing
Christmas Carols on the P.A.
"You two are kinda big for elves aren't ya?"
Delivering 12' and around a quarter ton
of leather jacketed, steel-toed, .45 caliber
comfort and joy via a Chevy 350 powered sled.
"Merry Christmas and get off this corner...
We don't feel like being bothered with you
all tonight."
No profiling.
No harassment.
We called it "Work-flow management."
You could truthfully say, "bullshit mitigation."
No asses out = No asses getting shot.
Christmas Quiet = Making up for it on NYE...
He's such a goof. He's doing all he can to b noticed and he's the bi-product of a merit hack and promoted too soon. Silver spoon in his mouth from day one and now this corny goofy MF is bored. I dont find shit funny about this stupid elf shit, if he have that much damn time on his hands to fucking climb on top of lockers, send his ass to 003,006, 005, 004, 008, 007 where the Southside bosses are getting their asses kicked and watch this MF turn into the Grinch
Very weird. And seriously all this camel riding and elfing around shows you how far this department has fallen as a law enforcement entity. I could not imagine this 10 years ago let alone 20 or 30.
What an absolute goof!
It’s weird
https://patch.com/illinois/joliet/amp/27822199/chief-al-elf-shelf-invades-joliet-police-dept
The commander apparently got the ideal from this chief
That uniform commands about as much respect as most commanders’ uniforms do. I don’t see any problem.
Pretty representative of how crappy the exempt ranks are....this guy is politically connected, street robberies, car jackings, burglaries mean nothing to him---cuz he is annoited
Hey commander D bag, why don’t you put on a uniform and patrol the streets? And you wonder why 020 is the land of misfit toys
020 is the slowest district In the city. For 2018, no murders and less than a thousand Part I Index crimes.
What a fucking joke.
Unless he’s visiting grammar schools or childrens hospitals to spread holiday cheer during the Christmas season (no, the seniors luncheon doesn’t count), there’s absolutely no good explanation for a grown man to dress up like that, posing all over the place.
If anything, it further emasculates the Departments image, which is probably the intent behind this charade. Not to mention it makes him look like a ball less buffoon. He may as well dress up as a vagina with a CPD uniform over it.
I never imagined this asshole could outdo himself - sucking GMac’s nuts and taking selfies with him in uniform as a captain was pathetic. But this stunt takes the cake.
Anything it takes to keep a spot you sold your soul for, huh Sean?
#Fuckingloser
It looks like the officer changing might be in trouble... situational awareness!
How do you not notice a curious elf seated atop the lockers ?
Sure hope the officer didn't ride his bicycle to work... might be a painful ride home.
Commander Loughran is a solid dude and good dad to 2 little kids. All in good Christmas fun, even if it is weird lol.
Not only weird, but damn creepy as well.
Absolute Moron
Embarrassing. A commander of police. No wonder we're a joke
Send in the clowns.
Fucking strange. These are the goof bags that demand respect
From high school with guns to romper room.
I think a new recruiting poster is in order.
Who did that XO piss off? That’s fucking embarrassing
Too funny! You have to admit that if this was a po or just some college kids doing it for kicks it wouldn’t be such a big deal. At least someone ina white shirt doesn’t think so highly of themselves that they don’t mind being a little goofy every so often to put a smile on someone’s face during the holidays. And btw, I don’t know who this boss is so no opinion of him one way or the other but good for him
Hey FOOL!
Instead of dressing up like an elf and making a FOOL out of yourself. You should have dressed up as Santa Claus and visited Swedish Covenant Hospital and given gifts to children who won't be home for Christmas.
You are an Embarrassment to CPD and I want you to resign as commander and, return to your last NON-MERIT rank. Which is probably a PO.
I pity the FOOL who makes a FOOL out of CPD.
Signed.
MR. T.
A-TEAM
Mere moments after that last photo was taken in the locker room, the evil elf Commander leaped from off of his perch and attacked. Baring devil-like fangs, he bit down into the unsuspecting officer's throat, ripping out his Adams Apple. With blood dripping from his mouth he smiled and said, "Merry Compstat Christmas bitch!" He then ran off into the night to commit more acts of evil. Latest reports coming out of 35th street have him going to Santa's Village in Dundee where he beat a Santa Clause actor to death with a giant, aluminium candy cane. Suburban police chased him off just as he was dumping gasoline all over the park to burn it down. Stay tuned for further developments
There’s no way this guy doesn’t have human heads in his freezer.
Jesus fucking Christ
In the 70s we had 3 District Commanders in 020 who were tough and didn't take crap from anyone but they would back you up. I will leave their names out. I was at some kind of a citizen's meeting where they were beefing. This Commander gave it right back at them during which time he had a lit cigarette hanging from his lip while addressing them. Another one that I'll describe as having a barrel chest stood up for me when there was a question as to whether an "influential and prominent" citizen should be given traffic tickets. The W/C wanted to let him go but the Commander said charge him and back up the officer. Another Commander came into the station from some special event wearing the long coat. There was some irate guy screaming at the desk officers. This Commander came up behind him, grabbed him and threw him out the front door and told him to never come back. The Commander never asked why the guy was there. These Commanders were guys who had been the police and seemed intimidating but they would always back you up if you did your job. I even remember two of them being involved in chases.
I think it's nice. We're all uptight and so serious almost all of the time. Why not do something fun or funny? It's the holiday season. The camel riding and bling bling speech from the commander of the deuce isn't the same.
sacré bleu! Pressed Rat and Warthog.
I met this guy once by chance at a barbecue. Seemed like a decent guy as far as Exempts go. Definitely brighter then most other ones I've met. I never worked for him though. I say, as long as he isn't stealing social security from any dead relatives let him dress how he wants. My, the bar sure has gotten low during Big Ed's tenure hasn't it?
Did he lose a bet?
Wow, that's really... something.
Meme contest? Please, pretty please.
It shows that police are human and can have fun on the job. There’s no harm in this silliness.
If you’re alluding to a lack of productivity or being distracted from our purpose because the cop was doing this instead of “police work”, I could take pics of every squad I see with a passenger staring at his cell phone and the driver with his elbow propped on the door and phone glued to his head. I find that more annoying than this publicity stunt or whatever it is.
SCC, I didn't even read your explanation. In the photo the beat tag is from 020. That's all the explanation we need...
Clown
Self-respect has gone out the window, so why would anybody else respect this idiot?
Just what we need right now is for everyone to see our police acting like Bozo.
Beyond weird. Bizarre to say the least.
Fucking tool
Very weird, creepy, immature and just plain stupidity! Then again, this is the mentality of our command staff.
WTF?
This guy wins the prize.
Blows camel girl away by a country mile.
That dude needs his meds.
What a joke.
Anyone who knows him knows that he means well. Never ever out to hurt a copper. Just trying to keep things light and give the guys some laughs around the station.
Come on SCC, this is hilarious! Why can't we have any fun anymore as a department?
Elf should pop up on the CTA Red Line. Perhaps that’ll calm down the peoples that wants to rob & steal.
Dear Comrade SCC - I would never in my life time those pic' are a cmdr of Police. with the CPD. 34 yoj and retired I think I am in post dementia looking at this.
I can imagine Jack Townsend dressing up like this or Jimmy Maurer.
It truly appears at all level of brass that they are all "Lost in Space." Jack Benny would of shook his head seeing this.
Old man Daley would of fired the whole crew.
It always appears that at every news briefing Idi Amen Strongman of Uganda) and his banana republic crew of total idiot keep on making the dept the laughing stock of L.E.
The chief of Detectives, is she a full time employee !
I must say, it is the end now. Cmdr' riding Zebra' Cmdrs hoofing down 4 whoppers, etc.
One of the readers must send these pic' to the NYPD Rant... I know they cannot beat our goofs of bosses now.
Some one should of pushed these gimp through that window, Gimp lives don't matter.
This ought to get some snowflakes to sign up for the CPD. Finally a white shirt found something useful to do.
Goofier than goofy, broken police department, run by even goofier bossess...
creepy!
We stopped being a real police department long time ago....
Yeah, what an idiot!!!
OT- Something to amuse the democrats from the great POTUS. Drums are beating and DJT got a gift from Illinois- BLAGO will be home for and before New Years. Also Chairman Burke is make a stop at 219 before New Years. Since Sessions hit the bricks, thing are moving to make the Democrats feel fear.
Maybe his daddy in law Mr. Mell is getting a sour stomach lately. He has heard this rumor...just a rumor.
Creepy
Pathetic
Does your appearance command respect?
Obviously this is all being done in good fun.
Stupid, creepy, bizarre, odd, annoying and really embarrassing that this is what our "leaders" are coming to. Someone is really trying to get attention. The locker room thing is super creepy.
I am totally embarrassed to admit that I am A Chicago Police Officer. And because this is what we have for leadership; I don't want to follow.
CPD used to be known for kicking ass and taking names. Holy Christ! How far have we fallen.
He’s a freaking goof who thinks he’s better than everyone else. Dumb ass who knows zero about police or police work
How about the “elf” prowling Juneway Terrace/Jonquil Terrace or Jarvis Ave. or the Morse ave Beach for the serial killer, seems better use of time.
15 years on this job and I can only image how much more embarrassing and unprofessional things I have left to see before I pull the plug, hopefully in 5 years.
Oh sorry about the last post, that was the old 020, my bad.
Elf on a shelf? That's rookie. Escamerit has CAPS on his Lap.
It is fun. I’m glad someone has a boss with a sense of humor.
SCC, you nailed it, "damn weird", indeed.
Abnormal behavior very concerning and embarrassing in good fun or not . In these trying times officers always looked down on and now this Eddie need do something immediately this department has been tarnished by the bosses who are ruining it to the ground !!!! This guy has all this free time getting paid a lot of money hmmmm amazing . He should be demoted for making the department looked at in a negative way is this a circus or what !!!! And no excuse can make this one disappear. Do you job Eddie Johnson do you know what your commanders are doing to earn their pay guess not !!!!.
Who ever took those picture should be reprimanded or send to call back you got to be kidding over $100,000 dollars or more gone to waist. This is not funny it’s sad !!!!
He was always a fun loving guy. This was right in his wheelhouse.
Well,if you have no idea how to do police work,you might as well act like the moron you are and embarrass your men and the Department.
What a douchebag. Ridiculous. Do that with your kids. My goodness.
The funny thing is that these pictures were taken in July.
I wonder what some of the crusty old school bosses would say about this shit.
In the 80's I knew a PO who rode around with a puppet on his hand. Don't know if he eventually made Commander. Think his name was Helwinkle
This is embarrassing!!! The only person more embarrassing is Trump!!
020 was always a district with no arrest activity and people with too much time on their hands.
A little odd but it’s all in good fun. Don’t take everything or this job so serious.
This Dark Elf is a piece of garbage used car salesman. Arrogant, morbid, and a one way individual. This is the same asshole that wanted to reject time for one of his officer’s own wedding that was planned a year in advanced. Too much of a coward to do it himself, so he tries to have the WC reject the time. This WC sounds like a stand up guy, because he told this Dark Elf to do it himself. He was not going to tell this officer that his own wedding date is rejected. The Dark Elf then retreated and agreed to allow this officer to get married. Instead of promoting a deserving officer from his own district he gives a merit spot to his butt buddy Jose Rojas. Who is another snake, and piece of garbage. Two arrogant and highly insecure subhumans!
All in good fun. Not like there is anything else to do in 020.
WTF is going on with the CPD? Commanders riding camels and now this from another "leader" . I know it's the Christmas season but that doesn't excuse stupid behavior . Not just Commanders any member of the department that act like a fool should be treated like the fool they are.
Creepy
Whoever said only NOBLE exempts act like fools never met this guy.
What a fuckin' joke. How embarrassing for the department.
Funny as hell.
Dude that is some weird m'fn sheet creepy....wtf.
Ranger Seal Warrior
Seems as though he is living out some perverted fantasy. Dress up in a Santa costume and hand out presents to the kids that's all you need to do. This elf on a shelf dress up thing goes a little too far and makes him look like a fool. My lord how this department has sunk.
Loughran is a great boss.
Tell me that’s NOT Da Boss... “ WEIRDO”
We are to protect and serve- not amuse, dress as elves, take you shopping , give you presents, sing and dance , etc.
Earned not given.
Retired from 020 years ago. Who is that person and what has it done on the job to merit the rank of district commander?
Creepy.
elf on the shelf is 100x creepier than "baby its cold outside."
signed- a mom with daughters
Strange dude
Absolutely embarrassing, he is a disgrace.
These bosses are idiots! An article was just done on the Montgomery County Police who apologizes for Elf on the Shelf photos.
Montgomery County Police Apologize for Elf on the Shelf Photos
https://www.washingtonian.com/2015/01/08/montgomery-county-police-apologize-for-elf-on-the-shelf-photos/
Please tell me this is all a bad dream.♠️
hey, strike another pose.
I laughed, isn’t that the point?
For many years, the 20th District was the place where Commanders were usually veteran officers within months of retirement were sent to get their final promotion before stepping down and collecting enhanced pension benefits.
Maybe this goof is signaling that he wants out someday sooner rather than later.
They were able to buy the suit off the self-no alterations needed.
I’ll take whimsical fun (or publicity chasing if you like) over the profound malevolence of past commanders any day. Chairman Moy comes to mind.
I am so triggered right now........
CREEPY doesn’t even begin to describe this.........
I understand this loon does weddings and bar mitzvahs...
Sure it’s weird but this is CPD we’re talking about.
CPD is barely even a shell of what it was when I came on in the mid 80’s.
What a joke and embarrassment.
Who is the copper standing around in the back round? I suppose you do anything to work inside, but doesn’t he have any pride. WTF
You’re the leader of police asshole. Dress like that at home for your kids.
Can’t wait to see the fool in a dunk tank this summer wearing a superwoman costume
Just another example of fractured CPD leadership.
Looks like he's ready to jump off lockers and ass- jack the p.o putting on his vest.
....Stay tuned for further developments
12/10/2018 02:12:00 AM
There's more!!???!!!?!!!!!!??????
Oh, goody!!!!!
Come on, how many times have we done or said something to be funny, cops used to have a weird sense of humor, this is funny.
I think it's funny and all in good fun. My kids love their elf now the police can love theirs. We need to lighten up a little. This isn't even close to comparing to the Camel Rider.
It's fine. This isn't a daily occurrence. He did a great job. He pulled the elf stunt very well
Shitcago values
Didn’t Hackett, Haberkorn, Corliss etc do the same every Christmas? How about Captain Lacy. There was a bundle of joy.
Is he considered the real police?
I find nothing wrong with this. It is the season. It was fun. Most importantly no one was bashed by the media.
Damn weird.
When the police aren’t the police anymore, I suppose we should expect this.
Maybe this is the only way for the commander to be relevant. Or maybe he’s like so many other “leaders” where it always has to be about them.
Wagonman told me that Christmas is for Coppers and Kids, 60 yrs ago and he was right on. All in the20th Mayberry.
CAPS is a joke.
This is funny, lighten up people tis the season and tis the reason to be merry. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and make sure to enjoy your family and friends. Be safe out there brothers and sisters.
No, puppet guy was Larry Helwitz in the 011th District. Good guy but strange.
The criminals and even the wilders know this police department is a joke.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right!
It’s all good guys and gals. With all of the tension anger and hatred all around us, we do need a good laugh during these holiday seasons. SL is a decent guy. Be safe and have a blessed holiday season.
He needs to be promoted!!!
Elf on the shelf? More like Boss on the sauce...
He should leave the fantasy dress up play for home. This is all a stunt by him for attention, if you know him you will know he tries to put this boyscout image, but really is just another merit, politically connected hack. Don’t let his good nature antics full you, he has an agenda and he is doing this shit to boost himself up. If our so called leaders want to dress up, then do foot patrol in your elf suit or visit the district hospital instead of wasting valuable police resources by having officer follow you around to take goofy photos.
So much for pride and professionalism while protecting and serving.
I was gonna do the same thing, but they don’t make that costume larger than “youth medium”
Looks like Rahm.
Great job! Good boss! Merry Christmas to all !
The elf in the squad looks like Martin Short!
Weird, creepy and embarrassing, but there might be some genius behind it. Who is going to want to shoot an elf. But this is truly embarrassing.
In the old days he would have been laughed out of the station.
I can’t fucking believe my eyes. I thought this certainly had to be a clever Photoshop job. What a fucking clown. Half the time I can’t tell if I’m working a fucking circus or a police department. I love laughing and joking but there’s a difference between laughing and joking and being the joke… The softball is the joke. The other thing is is that it’s not even funny, it’s just stupid.
I would honestly buy merchandise or a calendar with all of our exempt clowns and their shenanigans that they’re known for. To date, recently:
- camel commander on her beast of burden
- F-1 commander showing up to police shooting with a paperclipped gun, more jewelry than most costume shops stock and some bummy ass chillaxing clothes (camel commander part deux?)
- Johnson&johnson&johnson (not a pharma company that merged with a third Johnson). No, Wellfed Ed when he was seeing tweety bird at the press conference. KJ, EJ. I Don’t recall funny pics of the brothers Johnson
- this assclown creep that no sane person would ever let within 1000 feet of their kids school
- Granny Clampet
Am I missing anyone? We need a photo album. Something to memorialize the fucktards that are promoted far beyond their capabilities
It’s good the trib and slum times didn’t call him a right wing regilous zealot who is expressing his insensitivity for atheists, Jews, and Muslims by showing that the Christmas spirt still resides in Americans and very well could be engrained in there dna. I personally think it’s awsome that a police officer let alone a boss shows that we’re all capable of having fun once again in the station for some good laughs and that the Christmas spirt still resides in all of us somewhere on cpd. Good job boss I’m sure your district loves you!! Seriously
They had to call a CIT trained officer to coax him down from atop the locker.
NERD !!! All we need is another exempt dressing like an oompa-loompa.
What's wrong with having a laugh? I'm 5 years retired, and would think you'd need a laugh nowadays more than ever. It's only a job, and it's what you make it. Stay Safe, and enjoy what you can, while you can.
Second city cop,,,,you need a like button. I enjoyed all of the comments. ��
This idiot doesn't know one thing about the streets. Merit hack to the 100th level. His clout got him where he is at and he only takes care of the people who suck up to him. All his minions in 020 were brought there to boost HIS activity to look good. I work in 02 and see his doing bullshit almost all the time. Everyone that was brought there by him will say he is a good guy yes, cause they dont want to be in 005 or 007. Mental midget who is sooooooo eager for attention. And for anyone to say Im salty, no, I am happy to be in 020 after 24 years in the ghetto. No complaints by me, just an astute observation of a midget who thinks he is better than everyone else.
Commander Loughran is a douchebag. Its all about him.
Typical hack who thinks he invented police work.
Creepy, but not as creepy as the creepy OEMC commander.
Clown Act- Mauer, Wodnicki, Malone, Ramsey, Radke, Hillard ( not my favorite) would stoop to this. And this guy is supposed to take control of an HBT incident until units arrive? Are you kidding me?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
In the 70s we had 3 District Commanders in 020 who were tough and didn't take crap from anyone but they would back you up. I will leave their names out. I was at some kind of a citizen's meeting where they were beefing. This Commander gave it right back at them during which time he had a lit cigarette hanging from his lip while addressing them. Another one that I'll describe as having a barrel chest stood up for me when there was a question as to whether an "influential and prominent" citizen should be given traffic tickets. The W/C wanted to let him go but the Commander said charge him and back up the officer. Another Commander came into the station from some special event wearing the long coat. There was some irate guy screaming at the desk officers. This Commander came up behind him, grabbed him and threw him out the front door and told him to never come back. The Commander never asked why the guy was there. These Commanders were guys who had been the police and seemed intimidating but they would always back you up if you did your job. I even remember two of them being involved in chases.
12/10/2018 02:26:00 AM
I’m really sick of you “old timers” trying to compare way back when to today. I appreciate your service, I do, but you have no idea what it’s like these days. U just can’t compare. If that same Cmdr came in and threw the guy out of the station today, it would be on every news station within an hour and he would be stripped and charged with agh bat. And I’m not even kidding. That’s how different thing have gotten. Even tho most of us would live to be the tough guys that you guys were in your era, we just can’t do it. So, please save your stories about how things were back in the day and how soft we are today b/c if you were out there working the job today you would be just as soft.
That explains why his LT Dolan was wearing a red reindeer nose.
Holy shit Batman here he is again carbon copy exact duplicate or is this really him;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YBj31rJb_Ps
Worked with this clown, a complete bafoon.! He would have relay races with the teams at work in a unit. Soft jobs whole career , taken care of. A retired boss thought he was commander material, Not. Post his dressed up as a pimp pic.
They should definitely keep these for his retirement photo lol.
They would pop up everyday taped to the station wall, squad car, and his mailbox everyday for the rest of his career!
Commander Loughran is a solid dude and good dad to 2 little kids. All in good Christmas fun, even if it is weird lol.............
First, he is not a solid dude. Very vindictive and strange. Dumped people that were not his friend or wouldn’t laugh at his jokes. Creepy .
And if it’s fun, keep it at home with the kids. There’s a time and place for everything!
No wonder coppers are losing respect on the street. Semi military remember.
I’ve heard this clown call coppers trolls and weirdos while having to work with him. Right back at you Sean POS
I have to say it sure is goofy, and quite weird, but it is in the holiday spirit.... not sure if a commander should be doing it but it does fit the season kinda....
Don't these people have people they run ideas through "Hey, I'm thinking of getting dressed as an elf and do the Elf on the Shelf thing through out the station. Mind you, I am a grown man and I am the sitting commander of a police district, what do you think?" kiss ass P.O. reply, "Great idea boss! now about putting me in for merit..."
So much ba humbug here! Lighten up brothers and sisters. We are up against more than we ever have been, and it ain't going to get better. This job has just become a check.
FUTURE Chief of police in Wisconsin.
Gotta love seniors they will endure anything for freebies! Just like the police
The window photo is the worst. Looks like a "Christmas special " in the Amsterdam red light district.
Maybe we can get Escamerit to dress up like the Grinch and his old sidekick DH as Max the dog.
This is not a police department anymore it's a ship of fools god bless each and every merit fool for sinking the ship without any life preservers
Maybe someone should refer him to EAP for him to talk to someone. If this was a blue shirt who came to work he would have have been immediately been stripped and psyched. But what do you expect from a police department that allows officers to wear breast cancer pink police patches on their uniforms that even superintendent fenner-Johnson wears.?
In reference to silly parodies. For some of you whipper snappers who weren't around in the 80's. This stuff orrurred years ago. There was a group group of Northside bosses who did a video and dressed up in drag in a comedy bit for another boss. Everyone at the event laughed and took it in stride. Quit being a bunch of whiny complaining pussies. Listen up and laugh a bit.. its harmless until you assholes make it a bigger issue then it needs to be. Stay safe.
Remember old Capt Jack M.......... he would not tolerate this stuff in the old 020!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Elf on a shelf? That's rookie. Escamerit has CAPS on his Lap.
12/10/2018 06:20:00 AM
+1 lol. Thanks I needed the laugh!
At least there’s some sense of Christmas themed cheer instead of grinch activity demands.
I don’t know 020, hope the bosses are decent.
Growing up in 025 when you heard a Ho-Ho-Ho in the lobby you knew the DC Joe C. was lite up like a Yule log.
Guessing this DC is funny that way, you know, the ha-ha funny, I reckon.
I’ll give him his props, a bit creepy and weird but what do I know.
So I s this fella bucking for a Non-Patrol assignment?
Remember M.A.S.H. 4077, Corporal Max Klinger, he wanted a Section 8 discharge for his theatrical antics.
Maybe the DC wants out too.
That does it!
Out you two pixies go, troo da’ door or out the winda’.
What. The. Fuck.
In the 80's I knew a PO who rode around with a puppet on his hand. Don't know if he eventually made Commander. Think his name was Helwinkle
12/10/2018 06:52:00 AM
That wasn't a puppet.
In the 80's I knew a PO who rode around with a puppet on his hand. Don't know if he eventually made Commander. Think his name was Helwinkle
12/10/2018 06:52:00 AM
no he was fired. the puppet pressed charges and prevailed.
Im outraged. I call for action ! This is highly offensive to the elf community and won’t be tolerated. I’m calling
on the black and brown communities because an attack on one, is an attack on all of us. In 2018, how dare the oppressing Chicago police department mock and belittle our elf community !!!!????? #ELVES LIVES MATTER
I can appreciate a guy in a leadership position indulging in a little self deprecation.
Lighten up Francis. Smile or chuckle for a second. Merry Christmas.
Don’t know who the elf is and don’t care. I think it funny. All you jerk offs need to stop taking yourselves so seriously. You guys are ruining the job I loved.
There some of you guys go again suggesting
the Commander starts doing police work instead. Come on, do you really want this guy or any other Exempts running around and pulling people over? Then getting on the radio and asking for help because they don't know what they doing? No thanks. I wish the idiotic Commander in my district was preoccupied with nonsense like this so he wasn't tieing up the zone with his bullshit police work.
I completely understand the comments that find these photos moronic. At this point does it really even matter anymore? This department has been cooked and done, with a fork sticking out of it for a long time now. This elf crap is just added A-1 sauce to the CPD steak. You could resurrect Frank Pape from the dead and put him in charge and it wouldn't make any difference at this point.
Royalty is suppose to be regal. They employee court jesters to act the buffoon.
OH SH%% when will thwy open that District up! I want to leave 17 afternoons!
Wood(s) St. said...
In the 80's I knew a PO who rode around with a puppet on his hand. Don't know if he eventually made Commander. Think his name was Helwinkle
12/10/2018 06:52:00 AM
Where was his other hand?
well norad just informed that when santa enters the chicago air space on christmas eve he must contact seiser first get get clearance permission, even santa knows who has been naughty or nice and who runs it,
I have more questions than answers.
“Loughran is a great boss.” No, he is a politician in a police (or elf) uniform. Just another example of Chicago clout. That’s all.
S/L is not a bad guy !! He can’t help it that his father in law is alderman Ed Burke. His career was set in motion as soon as he married into the family.
That does it!
Out you two pixies go, troo da’ door or out the winda’.
12/10/2018 03:12:00 PM
We live in potterville.
And Clarence packs a rod, and ain't shy about using it.
An angry angel is a wonder to behold.
TO: Maybe we can get Escamerit to dress up like the Grinch and his old sidekick DH as Max the dog.
And I'm sure Tony and Dave can find 8 "tiny" reindeer in some of the offices too....
Joliet PD Chief has been doing it too. Straight up cringe worthy. But soccer moms that eat at Coopers Hawk eat that garbage up.
Soft as baby shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
He’s good boss not looking to hurt anyone, and smarter than most. Ok, it’s unusual, but harmless and in good fun.
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