Monday, February 25, 2019

R. Kelly Broke?

  • Allegations laid out by prosecutors Saturday afternoon painted a picture of Chicago-born R&B superstar R. Kelly as a predator who for more than two decades used his fame to prey on young women and girls — including one girl the singer allegedly met during his 2008 child pornography trial.

    Kelly appeared at the Leighton Criminal Court Building — the same courthouse in which he was acquitted of the child pornography charges — wearing a black hoodie and jeans, and a frown that creased his face.

    Judge John Fitzgerald Lyke Jr. called the charges presented by prosecutors “disturbing” as he set Kelly’s bail at $1 million during the artist’s first court appearance since turning himself in to Chicago police late Friday.

    Kelly failed to pay the $100,000 needed for his release ahead of trial on Saturday night, but could post bond Sunday after spending a second night in custody.
It's hard to liquidate assets and access bank accounts over the weekend we suppose. We're surprised there wasn't some sort of "bond reduction" filing by his crack legal team seeing as how Evans and Dart are so willing to cut everyone and their brother loose on electronic monitoring for all sorts of felonies.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the bigger pussy? Kelly or Smollett.
Kelly could only take 2 days and is in heavy
to characters unknown.
A guy like Kelly with no emergency fund, or one
large enough to fit his needs, is one stupid MF.

2/25/2019 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn... he is prolly thinking he could have took all of his money to a shithole in Latin America or the Caribbean and would have still been doing dumb shit today. But now his goose just might be cooked. Any word if the ASA is gonna be the same dude from the JVD trial. I have no faith in any Cook county shit attorney.

2/25/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say: "CBR Attorney."

2/25/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pathological addiction to psychotic sexual acts.

2/25/2019 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strange. R.Kelly requested today's WSJ to read
the article: 'Mr. Kraft and The Sports Owner God Complex.'
You fucking rich whippets, say goodbye to your fucking cash.

2/25/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no, a case like this is where legal careers are made. This is cook counties OJ trial and it will not go to waste.

2/25/2019 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rk is chilling at Cermak. No big deal. Not sure about commissary access over there though. Another bro in the slammer. Next.

2/25/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe R. Kelly could do a concert and sing to his fellow inmates and make a few bucks on that. Hey maybe he can get Smollett to sign a duet together. Maybe a live tv broadcast. You know just like Johnny Cash. What about talking to Tommy Dart and get some action from his pizza sales. Maybe sell some of your private videos. Bad idea, the State's Attorney's Office is using it as evidence. No happy endings for you.

2/25/2019 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I encourage everyone to tap the google microphone on your phone. You will know why he can'tmake bond. Just ask what is his net worth. It went from $150,000,000 to 1,000,000 just by getting his ass sued off! Perfect!

2/25/2019 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

catch the exchange between assholes lawyer and some author. too funny.

2/25/2019 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to affordable bail? Just because he’s a well known star the judge gives him a high bail? So for all the cases of dude inc. charged with sexual assault and other serious crimes that the media doesn’t pay attention to, we just give them affordable bond and let them run free. But when people are paying attention, like In this case, then we give the shit bird a bond that’s high. To recap, when the public and media aren’t looking, let them loose, when they’re looking, act accordingly. What a hypocritical crock of shit this is. Either give R. Kelly $25,000 bond so he can go free or start giving all these shit birds that deserve it a bond that will keep them locked up. Don’t have it both ways. Assholes.

2/25/2019 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he was asked cheese, pepperoni or sausage pizza? I guess he spent all his money on the girls, he wasn't even paying his rent on the building he rented here...let him rot in jail.

2/25/2019 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These idiots every hear of a lifetime annuity?

2/25/2019 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe he wanted to stay an extra day or two to hang out with old friends/family etc. Isn't his brother in there?

2/25/2019 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Foxx recused herself yet???

2/25/2019 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart put him in the Medical Unit, out of the general pop..

2/25/2019 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can he miraculously come up with 100k for bail when he owes 120k in child support past due payments? Also owes 160k in back rent.....

2/25/2019 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not liquidate some of that luxury fleet
of fine heavy sedans?

Oh wait... Those are all leased?


"Huh? Whohadsaidmynameupinheah?"

Bet he's out $3K a month or more each on those sleds...

Heh... Shortys and they mommas gotta be paid
to "keep dey mouf shut" an' shit...

If "Real Mean & Mad Black Dad" was around,
this nonsense would've/could've been checked
a long time ago...

A good old fashioned hours-long, in-the-basement,
doors locked/shades drawn, dogs howling, ancestral
ass-whoopin' by an irate father and/or other upright
and justifiably affronted kinsmen would've been a
real solid for society.

Back in the day, the majority of people were
quite fine with The Police going the other way
while some problems solved themselves...

But as it was/is...

"Mad Dad" has no place at the table.
Or is it that his place setting has disappeared
piece by piece over time or he was run off or
abdicated his role for the sake of instant gratification?

Ol' winehead said:
"A hard dick ain't got no conscience."

Make of that what you will.

2/25/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

ghetto to riches then falling back down.

once had all the friends money can buy.

what? no go fund me?

fucking hilarious.

2/25/2019 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love how they just piss there money away!

2/25/2019 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the words of Rusty Griswold, “An entourage is expensive “.

2/25/2019 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see in my crystal ball Mr. K's future. George Raft is gone, and mostly forgotten. There is a job as a greeter at a casino at the end of the trail. Makes me glad I don't gamble.

2/25/2019 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CNN is reporting:
--Kelly owed more than $169,000 in unpaid child support to his ex-wife as of February 6.
--The court ordered Kelly to make a monthly payment of $20,833 on January 8, 2009, but Kelly failed to show up to that hearing, per court documents.
--To avoid being held in contempt of court, a judge ordered he pay $161,663 by March 6.
--Kelly also risked eviction at his Chicago studio last month because he owes more than $166,000 in unpaid rent.
--The eviction process began in July 2018 when the landlord, Midwest Commercial Funding LLC, said Kelly defaulted on the lease by initially failing to pay more than $79,000 in rent. The back rent continued to pile up, and the judge finally signed off on an eviction.

Read the entire story here:

2/25/2019 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if the ASA hopes he keeps his talent zipped up.

Warden threw a party in the County jail.
Toupee man says there’s affordable bail...

2/25/2019 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many go broke, living the high life.
Remember M.C. Hammer?

2/25/2019 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supposedly Chance the Rapper put up his bond and Kanye West is fronting his legal bills.

2/25/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the wealth management people say:

"Its not what you make, its what you keep."

He spent it faster than he made it.

2/25/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R Kelly can call the Nigerian brothers for a small loan in the the sum of $3500, it's a start, that will make Robert about $96,500 short.

2/25/2019 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another shit Biscuit

2/25/2019 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard on WIND radio this morning that RK is in a "private cell" - why? JVD gets beaten and RK gets pizza.

2/25/2019 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All bullshit about the weekend and not being able to get the money together. He knew this indictment was coming should have been prepared and had his lawyers hold the bond money for him or a trusted friend. They just received another tape. His bond could be increased or if he gets released a new indictment could come from the new tape

2/25/2019 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 03:33 am

Google "aspiring rapper" and see what their life expecdancy is... sorta less than a B17 crew in Europe in 1943,,,,,,,,,,,,, their lifetime is not all that long.

2/25/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he’s broke from having too large of a posse, constant legal bills and paying off all those other underage victims.
Sucks to be him.

2/25/2019 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe he can fly. I believe he can touch the sky.

I believe he can soar. I believe to dare the $100k to get bonded out is fair, he should pay the amount... BUT NO MORE.


Hope the R&B star does not get "Trapped in the Closet" after this!

2/25/2019 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about the 160k in back child support?

judges have jailed some dead beats for far less.

2/25/2019 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Broke as a crack hoe

2/25/2019 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I believe i can fry, I believe i can be touched by guy's"

Recorded live by R. KELLY at the T. Dart ccdoc recording studio's.

2/25/2019 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R kelly is out of the slammer. He headed right to mcdonalds for a sammich and a shamrock shake. A condition of his bond is no more playing with barbie dolls.

2/26/2019 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it possible he’s playin the game?
If he comes up with bail money, it’ll show he has money he probably said he didn’t have.

2/26/2019 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can he miraculously come up with 100k for bail when he owes 120k in child support past due payments? Also owes 160k in back rent.....

That's why his "friend" posted it

2/26/2019 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hysterical! Just another shithead! Dude gets bonded out and goes straight to McD! Love it. So called millionaire entertainer sits in jail eating shit food, you'd think jag balls would go get a decent steak. No money you say? After that he goes to cigar bar. You can willie out of ghetto buy can't take ghetto out of willie.

2/26/2019 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can he plea bargain for castration?

2/26/2019 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy was so dumb he surrendered on Friday night. That’s why he sat all weekend. Should have turned himself in at noon Monday’s , had a bond hearing and released by 5PM

2/27/2019 05:20:00 PM  

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