Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Scooter Casualties

The City rolled out the Divvy scooters or Ride-Share scooters or whatever they're called. Ten separate companies are vying for the eventual Contract to waste tens of millions of taxpayer money. Here's how some of it went down:


Read all about it at the link here. This all just seems like a silly idea - how soon until the hospitals start getting skull fractures and the Marine Unit starts dredging these out of the lagoons and river?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till they take your squad away and assign you to a scooter.......

6/18/2019 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah!
Nothin' but lolz...

Stupid m/fers who laid this smoking turd of an idea.

6/18/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares, it's taxpayer funded.

6/18/2019 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long until a victim is shot while on a scooter?

How long until a shooter commits the crime while on a scooter?

It's just a matter of time.

6/18/2019 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Silicon Valley investment capitalists spent a lot of time and money developing behavioral algorithms to run their scooter companies.

They failed to includes factors like thievery and general Chicago attitude.


They also left out the restorative justice factor of Cook Co., which reduces every theft of property to a non-prosecutable event.



6/18/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The companies that administer these scooters are about to go bankrupt. The scooters have no suspension and people don't wear helmets. Hit one pothole and you can get seriously injured. Lawsuits against these scooter companies AND THE CITY are coming!

Bad idea.

6/18/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although the city will have a disclaimer that they are not responsible for injuries incurred while using these scooters they will stil be sued. There are people probablly sitting around now thinking of ways of making some money off of this.

6/18/2019 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see some doofus wiping out, cracking his melon, and then suing the scooter company too. This city is truly headed down the tubes at an alarming pace.

6/18/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw bar patrons using them in San Antonio. The ERs of Chicago should get ready for the casualties.

6/18/2019 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever fool decided the scooter program was a good idea, needs their fucking head examined. This screams DANGER AND FAILURE! The theft and vandalism will be unreal. The injuries and lawsuits will be massive. You can not have this in Chicago. It will not work. An idiot can figure this out.

6/18/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Politicians always use "Programs" to swindle taxpayers, return favors and pocket Millions. Pick any program and you will find it made some people very wealthy. Funny how we always have innovative ways to spend despite finances bleeding red. Romans called it " Bread and Circuses". Make sure the masses have food and are distracted from the actual funny business at hand.

"Bread and circuses" (or bread and games; from Latin: panem et circenses) is a metonymic phrase critiquing superficial appeasement. It is attributed to Juvenal, a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD — and is used commonly in cultural, particularly political, contexts.

6/18/2019 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t wait, SCC. This (and whatever fuckery is yet to come) will have to make the news eventually. Scoot-by shooting? Bike VS scooter collision? If you ever come unmasked I’m handing you a bar tab...for talking common sense.

6/18/2019 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great pic. Hope those picking up the rides everyday have climbing spikes and scuba equipment. Not sure what they do with the scooters thrown over high tension wires like sneakers in the community. Oh well will be fun to watch and comment on. Interesting to see a large numbers of companies in test, best way to insure spirited bidding, under the table, for the franchise. Lot of Aldermen going to get richer on this fiasco.

6/18/2019 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF didn't know they could fly.

6/18/2019 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eight Dead and an additional Twenty Four shot last weekend.

25% killed. Is their aim getting better?

6/18/2019 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what happens when one of these crashes into someone. Are they treated as a vehicle and we have to do a crash report? Is it a hospitalization? Are they allowed to ride these on the sidewalk? On the street? Did the department put out any information on how to handle these things?

6/18/2019 04:16:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

money like scooters grow on trees.

you're just a bunch of sour pusses.

6/18/2019 04:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we don't even need to discuss this in this forum. just wait a few weeks and the stories will write themselves. another epic failure, worse than Divvy by a long shot. Wish I could laugh, more wasted tax dollars of an already broke city. sorry CPD, no raise for you, a scooter is worth more than you thanks to Rahm and Lightfoot. BTW, why does EX-Mayor RAHM still have 'round the clock police detail still????? Yeah, more tax payers dollars flushed

6/18/2019 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a Nashvillian where we have put up with the scooter scourge for months, because they have taken over our downtown and surrounding areas, where we have had at least one death and a gazillion injuries already, where we now have city council candidates running on a "ban the scooters" platform... good luck, Chicago. We HATE them with the fire of a thousand suns.

6/18/2019 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Although the city will have a disclaimer that they are not responsible for injuries incurred while using these scooters they will stil be sued. There are people probablly sitting around now thinking of ways of making some money off of this.

6/18/2019 12:35:00 AM

It'll be like when you crack a rim/bust a ball joint/
mangle a strut/chip a tooth when you hit a Chicago class pothole...

It'll be categorized as a natural occurrence and sloughed off
as a nuisance if some unfortunate or their estate tries to hold
the city culpable for any infrastructure or streetscape failure
that results in said unfortunate taking a header from one of those
accursed and wretched things.

>Roll-Roll!<
"Wheeee!"
>Bump!<
"Oh shit!"
>Fall & Flail... Field of Vision full
of nothing but rapidly approaching pavement<

"OHHH SHIIIT!"
>Head Hits Pavement...
Poop Hits Panties<

>Sirens an' shit<

"He was robbed, his pockets be
turnt out an' shit!"

6/18/2019 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s just how the scooters are stored. Keeps them out of pedestrians way while not in use.

6/18/2019 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get one of these for mayor square pants then she can see over the podium

6/18/2019 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharpies/hucksters figured this one out and gave it a “green” twist to appeal to urban pussheads.

Remember the Segways? Burke Enterprises had a hand in that.........

Figure it out chumpsters.

6/18/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We pay for it all. Every single rideshare bike in Baltimore disappeared last year. They need this crap to justify zoning incentives along major transportation routes.

6/18/2019 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least LIghtfoot got 1 thing done to solve the Cities problems....

6/18/2019 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot has blood clots in his lungs and he goes back to work!!!

Shows me that he must have some serious financial issues . Remind me of that asshat commander who was stealing his dead moms social security checks.

Im guessing his wife is telling him not to retire because she loses her clout.

6/18/2019 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI, the CPD voiced its strong objections, the CDOT commissioner and Mayor Lori are all for them. The money must be flowing into campaign coffers like water down a toilet.

6/18/2019 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT LMAO: https://abc7chicago.com/empire-star-bryshere-gray-arrested-after-chicago-traffic-stop/5350162/

Yet another genius Empire star arrested. Driving a rolls royce with expired tags and no license. What did he thonk was going to happen? Lol

Moron

Will scream racial profiling in 5 seconds or less.

6/18/2019 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got my money on Austin for the Chicago first Scooter drive by shooting ! Boy this is going to be something ! Better then prime time !

6/18/2019 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Connected companies and politicians wasting taxpayer money with absolutely zero accountability. The Chicago Way gone national.

6/18/2019 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taxpayer money down the drain~don’t forget to add the $$$$ medical bills from all the uninsured Morans who will be hurt.

6/18/2019 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just more people on 2 wheels who will not follow traffic laws

6/18/2019 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Up next ?? Scooter Lane ? More taxpayers money well spent . Sinking deeper into the deep City Hall pockets thank you SJW for this great idea.

6/18/2019 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long before a current happy family will be crushed by the death caused by these scooters. Some poor soul is walking around not knowing The Grim Reaper’s around the corner. Over/Under 30 days

6/18/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave it to the Demorats, to come up with stupid ideas!

6/18/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This program is a JOKE. More traffic accidents, more injuries, more dooring incidents, and dangerous!

6/18/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill be watching abc news Chicago with the lovely Cheryl Burton talking about a drive by shooting , offender driving a scooter past McDonald’s at state and Chicago , where Chinese tourists were struck by ricocheting bullet

6/18/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The concept would work in a civilized society.

6/18/2019 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's nothing compared to San Diego. These things are littered everywhere. When the time you paid for is up, they just stop wherever that happens to be. Tons of them in the middle of sidewalks and flying down streets. The flying scooter must be something new.

6/18/2019 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people responsible for these scooters have zero street sense. They're gonna get a quick lesson in the ways of the hood.

6/18/2019 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The judge from USA: 9.9
In the meantime folks, there is something actually called
"Big Scooter," consisting of the giant ride renting companies.
They are worldwide for the most part (they don't rent to
independent savages who have their own scooters in
3rd world countries).
This is BIG business, folks. Don't feel sorry for the ones
that end up in trees or the water. They write them off.
They are hell bent on crippling American youth. Of course
this amounts to morons on morons economic disruption.
That's the buzzword today. Disruption at any cost.

6/18/2019 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slum Dog Millionaire
It's not coming to America, it's here already.

6/18/2019 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The moron kids think they are cool, ALT, off the grid, green.
That's until they go to the ER, where they are introduced to
"adulting" real fast.
Millenial Down. That movie would be a box office blockbuster.

6/18/2019 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You heard it hear first

Dana Wright to take big heads spot

6/18/2019 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The picture shows how you reserve a scooter in Chicago.

6/18/2019 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the old tie the shoelaces together
and hang them from utility lines. Seen in all the
best neighborhoods.
When this fucking generation hits 40 and complains
they have no money it will be too damn late to play
catch up baseball. Or should I say soccer?

6/18/2019 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: want to control the neighborhood? See the article. Buy the shit hole housing. So much is dirt cheap. If every PO buys a ghetto home as an investment, you control. Band together and buy a block. Then gentrify or bulldoze it. The other country immigrants are doing it right under your noses.

Put your extra money together and buy up these shit holes. Bulldoze the properties of you need to do so to avoid city stupidity.

The article’s former PO is now worth millions. He did it, why can’t you? Beat the corruption game. Property values are nose diving anyway with taxes and those fleeing. Since you are stuck with residency, take full advantage of it. The immigrants are quietly buying very close to schools because they’re safer. Control the narrative. Skip the Starbucks and carry a thermos. Stop giving endless feel good charities. Save your money to buy a $20k property in the worst areas. You’re used to danger and Shit holes. May as well profit from it and reduce the crime. Off the clock of course. Will take time, and most likely some hassle, but you know where the shits live, buy the property and move them out. That’s the biggest fu is your success.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-06-16/drug-cop-worth-400-million-after-bets-on-brooklyn-real-estate

6/18/2019 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the new Ward Cleaver, baby.
Short-haired Daddy with the Smith Brothers beard
and skinny jeans pulls the scooter into the driveway
every day after work.
His wife, June, is waiting for him inside sporting tattoos
on all 4 limbs. No kids, but they do have 5 hamsters.
June pesters Ward for an SUV-scooter so she can haul
more shit home from Whole Foods. Ward thinks it over
and finally thinks it's a good idea to put it on the Amazon
Prime credit card. They need the points to go to LA to
make an indie film about Skid Row.
Daddy Ward and June are responsible millenial citizens.

6/18/2019 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i dui one of them

6/18/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Uber sent me an e-mail saying you can use their app to rent one.

6/18/2019 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is insurance required to ride these motorized scooters?

6/18/2019 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: City of Racine officer shot and killed last night trying to stop tavern robbery. City of Milwaukee officer killed this morning by a drunk driver.

6/18/2019 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid fucking city politicians!

Its just a matter of time that Chicago will get sued, especially with these pot holed fill streets!

6/18/2019 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago will now become the head trauma capitol of country along side gunshot noted trauma center. Dr will be lining yup to learn their trade. NW Hospital about to get a lot busier.

6/18/2019 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait for first " rider killed while being chased by CPD, city has to pay XXXX million".

6/18/2019 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scooter drive bystanders and scooter Ghetto Lottery injuries. Ambulance chasers are getting ready for a windfall. LOL

6/18/2019 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the department put out any information on how to handle these things?

Come on now. Do you really work for this God awful police department? lol

6/18/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, the revruns are going to demand equal access to these things. "Our communities deserve equal access!". Just imagine these things on Madison and California or 63rd and Ashland.

6/18/2019 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT saw an off duty deputy shot a carjacking teen. Bet this teen is done with carjacking or not. To bad he was shot in shoulder and not head. Stay tuned for the announscement of a law suit being filed.

6/18/2019 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the other problems facing Chicago..... With all the potential liability that will ensue..... With weather that renders scooters unusable for half the year..... Who in their right mind would throw money, especially taxpayer money, at a program like this??? This has boondoggle written all over it.

This might work in the laid-back vacation and party atmosphere of Key West. But in the "Crime and Corruption Capital by the Lake?" Not a chance.

6/18/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would we be allowed to give chase if riding CPD scooters?

6/18/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

June and Ward are so progressive they own stock in
Beyond Meat and have invested in Libra coin, the
newfangled Cryptocurrency shilled out by Facebook.
They are SO sure they will richer and better off than
their parents. And they are determined vote Sanders
even if he doesn't make the nomination.
Sweet kids.

6/18/2019 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s next a fucking ponies with attach unicorn horns. God, what happened to this city.

6/18/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till the 1st Scoot-by shooting occurs.

6/18/2019 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pockets filled with taxpayers money, to the next town, whoooho.

6/18/2019 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Order is coming down that will say Under no circumstances are we to follow or chase Scooters. Supervisors are to immediately to terminate all Scooter chases.

6/18/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Politicians have plenty of OUR money to waste enriching themselves and their friends. They don't care about anything but themselves. they would let the City and pensions go broke. Lt. S

6/18/2019 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as with everything else 'Chicago', the important question is --- who owns that company.

6/18/2019 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On TV they showed a couple of people learning to ride them. They had no control and there are going to be countless accidents and people injured

6/18/2019 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the Tree of Shame at The Tail of the Dragon down in Deals Gap N.C.

There will certainly be an underserved rental rate like Mercedes Benz had.
Guess the city with all its cracks, crevices, potholes, legal weed potheaded drunk driving uninsured licenseless texting AssFaceBookinLive armed feral roaming the streets, hasn’t had enough troubles and mayhem yet.

NYFD bambolance responding to a (feral related) call, runt’over an inept feral kid on scooter recently.
Too bad for the already overworked Northwestern Hops’pital E/R.
Maybe will add a second floor trauma unit.

Surrey canopy bikes still around?
Divvy withering yet?
Segway dead?
Big Donor Scoot 2Go the next great city $$$ subsidized failure.

Too bad the Tezla hi-speed rickshaw never took off.

6/18/2019 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gonna be a new medical speciality: Scooter Medicine
Concussions, CTE, skull fractures. Big money under the
table referrals to plastic surgeons.
The Scooter Medicine Doctor will be like the family Doctor
of yore. Treating whole generations from cradle to grave.
Teacher, I need 3 days off for my torn ACL, and then of
course there will be physical therapy. Here's my Doctor's
note.
Law Enforcement: prepare for a whole new generation
started on opioids for scooter injuries. Just like high school
and college sports, another gateway to addiction. Of course
the smart ones (with verbal help from their attorney) will say
"I got addicted because I was overprescribed pain medication."
That's the newest cop out line from the younger generation.

6/18/2019 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scoot-by shootings??

6/18/2019 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Godfather outtake: long shot of Moe Greene's cherry red
Vespa parked outside the Athletic Club. Sunset falls upon
the scooter indicating Moe is no longer with us.
(Somehow the glasses shot - no pun intended - got voted in)

6/18/2019 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any one with common sense could’ve told you this is destined to fail.

6/18/2019 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT 5/3 MBA closing 44 area locations. Looks like parts of city will be a banking desert. Cue the marchers and start printing the protest signs. Oh that's right none in community areas, they really don't use banks other than to rob. This is unfair to the bank robbing community where are they going to get a quick cash infusion.

6/18/2019 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

Expect this in your quiet neighborhood when Lori's Housing Czar gets rolling. Leftists never learn.

https://dailycaller.com/2019/06/17/gangs-dc-columbia-heights/


A DEADLY GANG WAR IS HAPPENING IN A HIGHLY GENTRIFIED WASHINGTON, DC, NEIGHBORHOOD

Over $62 million was invested to save subsidized housing and help people buy buildings in Columbia Heights between 2002 and 2009, resulting in the highest tenant purchases in the city, according to Governing, a news site dedicated to local governments.






6/18/2019 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E.T. must have ridden that one.

6/18/2019 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who has the liability for collisions with walking citizens?
They move far too fast
This is really stupid.

6/18/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just giving them more toys. We all know what they do with their toys. This is why we can't have nice things.

6/18/2019 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Retired Guy, Here, Again !!! Had to chime in on this one. As a old man that drives, walks, and rides a bicycle throughout the city often, I can state many reasons, why this is a bad idea. Streets, Sidewalks, Parkways, Blvd, Expressways etc, primary function is for the safe and expidicious movement of traffic. Open up the streets and sidewalks again !!! Get rid of those ridiculous flower pots, medium dividers, curb cut outs, bike lanes, etc,
"Form Follows Function" !!!

6/18/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When a ditzy overweight female walks into you it's one thing, but when she wacks into you rolling at 15-miles-an-hour, it's something else entirely.

6/18/2019 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious. There is countless videos on how to hack them and remove the GPS.

6/18/2019 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great for learning in intersections as to serve as an obstruction for the woman whose about to get carjacked @ Division & Lockwood.

6/18/2019 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“scoot by” shooting leaves x amount wounded in the recent wave of poverty strewn violence in a the city of Chicago.

6/18/2019 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Albuquerque New Mexico, (mini Chicago), is the first to report the DWI arrest of woman on one of these scooters. There’s also an increase in major head and brain injuries showing up at ER’s.

Putting these on the streets of Chicago is a clusterfuck

6/18/2019 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to combine these cooter rentals with marijuana dispensery for maximum fun. Wait for the videos on Youtube of the stupid things people will do becuase it isn't their scooter to repair.

Sucks to lose faith in humanity.

6/18/2019 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger PB said...

If someone leaves one of these on the sidewalk in front of your property, then just relocate it to the alley next to the dumpster.

6/18/2019 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long until a victim is shot while on a scooter?

How long until a shooter commits the crime while on a scooter?

It's just a matter of time.

6/18/2019 12:16:00 AM

Sure a shooting is bound to happen eventually, though I think a bicycle would be more reliable than a scooter for that line of work. And when they give out the description they will be very accurate about the scooter and the clothing but no mention of race unless the thug is a fair skinned lad. Color me speechless.

Yet another scheme by the tax and spend crew to waste some more money. I think Mrs. Lightfoot and her crackerjack security squad should be using scooters too. Lead by example!

The world is more crazy all the time and the abnormal is the new normal. Lori wants Chicago to be the left coast on the lake. Her claim to fame (on the talk shows), her trifecta affirmative action status. Pity so many people stayed home and didn't bother to vote at all. These lazy fools will wake up when we become like the UK and then they will bitch that someone should have done something to stop them all. Watching this video I feel very angry and very sad both. But like one poster said, "the Cubs are playing, the beer is cold and festivals all over". So why worry about Lori or that the west is crumbling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Mbh0PsVw4

Did you happen to read about the police shooting in South Bend? Old thug going through cars at 3:30 am, raises knife toward officer. Pete Buttplug will of course take the side of the criminal.

6/18/2019 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Daley-Vanecko $cooters, LLC said...

We want the contract. We will top any offer.

6/18/2019 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nashville has had them for a year now. Huge uptick injuries. One death due to riders with no brain bucket. Mayor Briley wants them GONE.
On the other hand he is in discussion with LAZ to privatize the parking meters. Stupid ideas flow
Both ways.

6/18/2019 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bikes. Now scooters. Next up, motorcycles.

6/18/2019 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what the fuss it about. They seem to be working brilliantly down in Nashville.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/tennessee/articles/2019-05-24/nashville-mayor-threatens-electric-scooter-ban-after-death

6/18/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another scheme thought up by the leftists in government to retard our country's progress and make us more like China.
How about creating some more bike lanes nobody uses, to screw traffic up even worse.

Yes, we need more government wasting our tax dollars, and controlling our lives because it is for our own good you know.
It will be fun to see the public hangings after the people have had enough of the left's bullshit.

6/18/2019 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These scooters are dangerous for the idiots who ride them, and just as dangerous for innocent pedestrians who are permanently injured by them. From personal experience, they are a menace on the streets of San Diego.

6/18/2019 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Radio Flyer scooters....? How come they aren't involved? They must know better than to get involved in this crazy idea.....

6/18/2019 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rideshare lawfirms started advertising scooter accident services the FIRST day the scooters became available on Facebook.

6/18/2019 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic
So the Marlene Ochoa Family says it is being victimized again. I feel sorry for their loss But the people who killed their daughter and caused the death of her child are in jail. But where were all these lawyers and activists who are desperately trying to win the ghetto lottery when this girl who wasn’t even out of high school had a kid and one on the way. The so called husband is thirsty for that gold bucket at the end of the rainbow. So who payed for all the health care, link, check at the end of the month. The guy must have an excellent job with great benefits. Wow .. But the suspects will probably be out because it’s a crime of poverty...SJW strikes again...

6/18/2019 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have not seen nothing yet all of the Chicago police retirees are getting a certification letter in the mail it has to be notarized and sent back stating that they are retired and everything is legit, you know what is going to happen the reason this is being done is because some of already been caught up collecting when they shouldn’t be collecting people collecting when the person has already passed away I hope whoever gets caught in the scandal is prosecuted to the fullest!! It is bad enough the pension fund is being drained by the exam to ranks and all the made up people like Laurie and her security specialist who run the details of her city clerk the city treasurer are retiring with sergeants pensions and commanders pensions what a joke this department has nothing but a bunch of thieves.

6/18/2019 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got these in St Louis last summer. Gotta be careful!

6/18/2019 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will the pension fund give daley n vanecko crime family money to loose on this venture

6/18/2019 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marshall Field Crime Garden Transporter.

6/18/2019 05:37:00 PM  
Blogger Bob Smith said...

Think of it as a Darwinian experiment.

6/18/2019 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave it up to this dumbass city to make traffic even more dangerous by having these scooters for goofs to zip around in. How long until someone gets hurt on them, or commits a crime while using one?

6/18/2019 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Golf carts should be legal to drive around town next. Nothing like cruising around town in your Ez-Go.

6/18/2019 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another drive-by scooting in Uptown. The scooter is described as a small two-wheeled vehicle.

6/18/2019 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Any one with common sense could’ve told you this is destined to fail.

All part of the plan Just like the hundreds of Obama era solar businesses that filed planned bankruptcy

6/18/2019 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

"This is why we can't have nice things."

Seriously, if I ever do a long form blog article about why social welfare programs will always fail, that'll be on my shortlist of title photos. It's just so perfect.

6/18/2019 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - We are still paying for Rham's security? WTF?

6/18/2019 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the love of money...............

More calls for cops............

Is Rahm's brother involved in this nonsense?

6/18/2019 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem with coppers is we will complain about anything and everything. Statistically, u have a better chance of getting in a wreck with an Uber. We used these things in New Zealand and South America and they were awesome. It’s a shame they had to put them as a pilot program within those boundaries, where they will not be appreciated and wind up destroyed. Who cares about how many injuries people have with these. Rider beware. It’s a private company that’s insured. Check the fine print on the contract. For those of u complaining that some will get shot on one or use one for a ¨ride-by¨, big deal. U need a valid credit card and they have gps. Any tampering and the wheels lock. Detectives will love these.

6/18/2019 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's 7:51 PM in Chicago Land
And at WSCC, we have this dedication from
George M. Cohan going out to Ms. Lori Lightfoot

Give, Give my regards to Broadway
Remember me to Homan Square
Tell all the gang at Lake Shore Drive
That I will soon be there

6/18/2019 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work on the west side, Western to Austin, Chicago to Madison. These things can be found plenty there already. Being they are not allowed in the Loop or the lake front, I see a short life for this project after the companies involved see their losses.

6/18/2019 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear, now it's just a rumor, but all the white shirts will be assigned golf carts, Sgts will be assigned scooters, and patrolmen will receive Divvy bikes. Who needs expensive SUV's! What a reckoning there will be with the criminal class when they see you chasing them down on your blue bikes!

6/18/2019 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why doesn't the government just leave guns on the corner so people can off themselves quicker? Oh, i forgot, we already tried that under Barry-what me worry-Soetero and his ATF's fast and furious mexico gun give away program.....

6/18/2019 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you took a poll I guarantee over 90 percent of those arrested vote deomcratic.

6/18/2019 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
With all the other problems facing Chicago..... With all the potential liability that will ensue..... With weather that renders scooters unusable for half the year..... Who in their right mind would throw money, especially taxpayer money, at a program like this??? This has boondoggle written all over it.
6/18/2019 09:11:00 AM

I think it has written , Rahm got a healthy kickback from it.

6/18/2019 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wheres Richie Scotchbreath when you need him??????

6/18/2019 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT - We are still paying for Rham's security? WTF?


We’re still paying for Daley’s security.

6/18/2019 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Marshall Field Crime Garden Transporter.

6/18/2019 05:37:00 PM

Lol but sadly true

6/18/2019 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scoot jackings will be rampant in a few days.Red line mania on the way. Scootpicking the new “trend”.Snatch and scoot.

6/18/2019 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT 5/3 MBA closing 44 area locations. Looks like parts of city will be a banking desert. Cue the marchers and start printing the protest signs. Oh that's right none in community areas, they really don't use banks other than to rob. This is unfair to the bank robbing community where are they going to get a quick cash infusion.

6/18/2019 11:27:00 AM

Oh please. I haven't stepped foot in a bank in a couple of years. Chase and BoA are closing branches too. They're just not needed.

6/18/2019 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT - We are still paying for Rham's security? WTF?

6/18/2019 07:17:00 PM

We are still paying for Daley’s security detail as well. Surprise!

6/18/2019 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any one know what happened Monday about 1pm two guys riding motorcycles on the sidewalk w/b on Lake from State St and stopped by police at Dearborn. Never mind the scooters.

6/18/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Idiot has blood clots in his lungs and he goes back to work!!!

Shows me that he must have some serious financial issues . Remind me of that asshat commander who was stealing his dead moms social security checks.

Im guessing his wife is telling him not to retire because she loses her clout.

6/18/2019 06:38:00 AM

Coming off the medical for financial reasons? A perfect example of a comment by somebody not on the job.

6/18/2019 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A new breed of criminals will be unleashed! Scooter shooters

6/18/2019 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes! Check the 1st, 2nd, 3rd watch rosters of 019 every day since Rahm left office, we are still footing the bill and manpower at his residence 24 hours a day! That's at least 4 cops assigned from 19th district, per shift, plus vehicles, and gas protecting a past mayor's who isn't even the f-ucking current mayor anymore. No journalists or blogs including CWB want to cover this outrageous waste of manpower and tax dollars of thousands a day! Lots of people and blogs and media must be getting paid not to cover this story.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT - We are still paying for Rham's security? WTF?

6/18/2019 07:17:00 PM

6/18/2019 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now retirees cant leave the city or your current mailing address because the Pension Board may send out a form to be filled out,notarized,and returned to the Pension Board in 11 days.And if you should miss this letter/form "FAILURE TO RETURN THIS COMPLETED ORIGINAL FORM BY JUNE 30,2019 WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE SUSPENSION OF YOUR BENEFITS".These Pension People really know how to treat retirees.

6/18/2019 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were all over Nashville the last time I was there in January. Bad idea.

6/19/2019 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police will NOT persue any scooter jackings, to prevent any legal repercussions from personal injury suits.Taxing the shit out of these scooters is OK though.

6/19/2019 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good business for the medical mafia. Many casualties to follow.

Thanks scum bags for approving another shaddy insider deal.

6/19/2019 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - We are still paying for Rham's security? WTF?

6/18/2019 07:17:00 PM
Yes we are and Richie daley also, he gets driven everywhere by cpd,in unmarked city vehicles, he is on the board of coca-cola flies out of Midway constantly private jets a 2 man detail drives him to and from airport, like uber but better! He is a millionaire many times over and treated like royalty.

6/19/2019 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those of u complaining that some will get shot on one or use one for a ¨ride-by¨, big deal. U need a valid credit card and they have gps. Any tampering and the wheels lock. Detectives will love these.

6/18/2019 07:26:00 PM

///////

You’re a fucking moron and should go back to New Zealand. You need a valid credit card huh? That doesn’t mean it’s YOUR valid credit card. And the “big deal” is that we are tired of our insurance going up and taxes being drained by people who use the ER as the fixer for their own stupid acts. And it’s great that the wheels lock. I’ve seen these littering the streets of LA. It’s an eyesore, a hazard, and a huge mess.

Yes detectives will love taking reports for civil matters just like they love when a rental company calls and tries to report their car stolen because dude has kept it 2 weeks over contract and now SURPRISE, their deposit card isn’t going through.

Goddam, for everyone in the world that says CPD has no clue, comments from people like those touting how wonderful scooters were in New Zealand and South America give me an instant defense. Yeah, WE don’t know what’s good for us. Ok, New Zealand. GTFOH.

6/19/2019 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If past Mayors wern't such scumbags while in Office and didn't create so many enemies instead of focusing on reducing crime while building a solid Police Force; they wouldn't require special security decades after leaving Office. Leaders who do right aren't targets, but are actually beloved by those they served.

6/19/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Return with us, to those thrilling days of yesteryear... just make a lasso and bring these evildoers to justice!


Paging Mr Popeil!! We can call it the assholasso!!! Piano wire is cheap if we buy it in bulk.

6/19/2019 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the reform Mayor Leftfoot spoke of? Scooters to be used in crimes and serious injuries to citizens ? More driver hazardous liabilities. Nice reform Lefty.

6/19/2019 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of injuries since the scooters came to Baltimore. They suggest you wear a helmet but don't provide one on the spot and most all don't bring their own. "Cities around the country are grappling with the legalities of scooter programs and how to regulate them . It is unclear if the cities themselves could be liable for injuries sustained by residents. State law requires riders under 16 to wear helmets." Interesting that Bird and Lime increased their per minute rates from $0.15 cents to $0.31 cents. Yet another new company named Spin rolls into that shity pushing their scooters. In other news, 19 homicides in that city this month. https://www.baltimoresun.com/health/bs-hs-scooter-injuries-20181026-story.html

6/19/2019 11:59:00 PM  

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