Thursday, June 13, 2019

Today's Lightgroot Rumor

We're just saying:
  • There were rumors floating around about — and we at SCC didn’t verify this — but rumors floating around that Lori is a bad tipper. We hope to God that isn’t true because, man oh man, if that happened there’s going to be a reckoning.
Fuck you Lori.

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor...from a credible source that Lori thinks that the Dewey Decimal System is used to calculate tips for waiters.

6/13/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


She is not only a bad tipper but also a Big O fan. Instead of running the city that went to shit. She has left the city to travel to California. Opera and dinner must be nice. So much for fixing this place.

6/13/2019 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The happy couple once stayed at the Bates Motel
during a road trip. Phone is disconnected at Bates,
so we have no tipping info. So far nothing bad has
happened to either one of them.

6/13/2019 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Promise to keep at this, SCC.

You know that bitch has her minions monitoring SCC for intel, so I can’t wait to see how long it’s gonna take before she cracks and references this “insignificant blog” as a source of aggravation and frustration in her dealings with the department and FOP*.

* watch for the Shitty to push for hellafide penalties for any/all social media content deemed “inappropriate” whether on or off duty since Ol’ Bugeyes has been getting her ass regularly handed to her courtesy of SCC and it’s contributors

And I’ll see your “Fuck you Lori” and raise you a “may you rot in Hell, Kermit”.

6/13/2019 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha

6/13/2019 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the mayor owns a garbage hauling company. Cant confirm but her name is on the trucks.

6/13/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is something ingrained in certain communities about no tipping, and then they are incensed when they receive bad service.

6/13/2019 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the valets that jockey CPS Prom attendees vehicles get stiffed on tips at downtown host hotels. Those democrats are cheap asses.

6/13/2019 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love these post keep it up

6/13/2019 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard she sticks her fingers in the soup.

God help the blue.

6/13/2019 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to bet that whoever her clothing designer is has been getting shafted in the old tip jar.

6/13/2019 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, we must look to Carlos. The toilet lip peeing, seat leaving-upping, limo driver. No tip for you!

6/13/2019 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact rham gave her his old suits.

6/13/2019 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im retired be glad to post all the inappropriate comments about Groot,Kidney Bean and all other pieces of shit running the show

6/13/2019 07:10:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Bad tipper? She's Canadian?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/13/2019 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you Eddie Burke trolls need to stop. Get over it already, you hacks are done running the show. You felt like you could treat people like crap cause of your guy, now the tables are turned, feeling like throwing up yet? Chest pain? Get over it

6/13/2019 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We’ll know if their reading SCC if she stops walking around with her hand / hands in her pockets.

6/13/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a rumor going around that I can’t confirm that Lori does her wardrobe shopping at that store on diversey for midgets, the wife went with but couldn’t find anything that fit

6/13/2019 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have a “Heard on the Street” section.

6/13/2019 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know those little trays filled with pennies
that sit on the customer side of the cash register
at small businesses, the kind with a card that says
"Need one, take one. Have one, give one."
Well, more often than not, Lori takes one and just
puts it in her purse.

6/13/2019 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, don't you have better things to do than
to troll this woman?

6/13/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It ain't so much that she's a bad tipper.
Sometimes servers at restaurants have pitched in
to give her a peace offering to get her to leave early.

6/13/2019 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm, we are sorry you left but you should have treated us better. Maybe you and Richie can talk to Lori.

6/13/2019 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha great

6/13/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good work, SCC. Let this go on each and every day. She is entirely deserving of every piece of shit flung at her name on the shithouse wall.

6/13/2019 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A nod to to Mistuh IFIYHD...

When Madame Mayor references "FOP Interfence,"
all the adults in the room KNOW that she is
referring to the Second City Cop blog...

That Chicago Policemen have ANONYMOUSLY enjoyed
the same freedom of speech that Progressives
covet for themselves only, has a LOT of noses
bent WAAYYY OUT OF SHAPE at City Hall and at
local media editorial boards.

"You cops are public servants and in being public
servants, you're held to "higher standards of
accountability" which means you're expected
to be meek, quiet and not "bring discredit" by
loudly exercising your right to push back/hit back
against US, your societal betters on that RACIST
BLOG when you perceive that we are treading on you
and your previously negotiated contractual and legal
protections and constitutionally guaranteed rights
that all American citizens enjoy.

We consider Chicago Policemen to be a great
unwashed and less-than who have no rights that
WE'RE compelled to respect or abide by.

You can blame Jon Burge and the multi-
million dollar lawsuits for our laser
focus on weakening your union and rolling
back your overly robust contractual protections
from Community Justice and true ACCOUNTABILITY.

There WILL be a day of reckoning for you cops."

>Stands back... Admires work<


6/13/2019 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'd be willing to bet that whoever her clothing designer is has been getting shafted in the old tip jar.

6/13/2019 03:50:00 AM

Those pantsuits are vintage Hillary Clinton

6/13/2019 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to bet that whoever her clothing designer is has been getting shafted in the old tip jar.

6/13/2019 03:50:00 AM
The only thing I have in common with her is that my wife says "You're wearing that?" whenever I head out too.. I don't know if she also has a pair of orange pants and a crazy Hawaiian shirt to change into to show the misses that it CAN get worse...

6/13/2019 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Kass is spot on here, guess it is ok to murder babies late term fatass jb says so:

Gov. J.B. Pritzker cheered as he signs abortion bill, but what is the cost?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chicagotribune.com/columns/john-kass/ct-met-abortion-illinois-kirsten-gillibrand-kass-20190612-story,amp.html

If you can read this and not be outraged your a better person than this copper. He can sign this but yet nothing put forthright to put away felons, that are dropping bodies, shooting so many no crime control measures but killing babies is ok! Watch how many travel here now from other states for this ad we will be forced to pay for this! Democrats again proved they are everything that is wrong everywhere!

6/13/2019 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard from a reliable source but I don't know if is true that Lori picks her nose and eats it.

6/13/2019 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Promise to keep at this, SCC.

You know that bitch has her minions monitoring SCC for intel, so I can’t wait to see how long it’s gonna take before she cracks and references this “insignificant blog” as a source of aggravation and frustration in her dealings with the department and FOP*.

* watch for the Shitty to push for hellafide penalties for any/all social media content deemed “inappropriate” whether on or off duty since Ol’ Bugeyes has been getting her ass regularly handed to her courtesy of SCC and it’s contributors

And I’ll see your “Fuck you Lori” and raise you a “may you rot in Hell, Kermit”.

6/13/2019 12:40:00 AM

YEP - Sad: rather than learn, she and her nasty minions will destroy. But hey, they're not named demonrats without just cause.

All: ensure you have VPN AND use incognito. Maybe get a throw away computer! lol.

SCC and I Fart in your general direction: I'll see your "Fuck you Lori" and "may you rot in Hell, Kermit". and raise you a "May all your minions and evil plans spectacularly fail liar lightgroot." Let the poke-her games continue

6/13/2019 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous IN THE KNOW said...

There us an old Mafia saying, "He who pays well, gets served well."

If she is NOT a big tipper, she should NOT expect good service.




6/13/2019 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that under that 36 short zoot suit, your mayor is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and carry’s a hay fork.

6/13/2019 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever her clothing designer or wardrobe planner not only shouldn't be tipped, they need to be clipped. Clipped as in fired.

6/13/2019 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Anonymous said...

"SCC, don't you have better things to do than
to troll this woman?"

6/13/2019 08:46:00 AM


Well... If she hadn't banged her out-sized bazoo off
by LYING about a rumor, she most likely wouldn't be
getting trolled now, would she?

May Madame Mayor now have nightmares about little troll
dolls with funny colored hair merrily backing-up every
damned screw holding her life and narrative together
for her misguided and very ill-advised declaration of
war against the Police...

6/13/2019 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Intel
You got out of towners pitching in on the cuts, so Lori
can't really blame SCC. Thing is, the way you describe
her, she's such an easy target.
So monitor away, boys. You got incoming shit from all
points on the compass. Now don't ya'll get paranoid, Lori,
or this could look bad for you.
North - East - South - West
We got retirees in Florida and coppers in England.
SCC is worldwide!

6/13/2019 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori doesn't leave tips, she throws shade.
Let's just say this: she don't get invited to many
garden parties these days.

6/13/2019 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Lori,
Your minions can monitor away 'till Hell freezes over, but
you a public figure in the third largest city in America. If
you can't take the heat, maybe it would be better to teach
grade school and have the summers off.
From the start of our country, freedom of the press has kept
presidents, governors, mayors, and congressmen in line.
You are just a part of a grand tradition. Things said here are
mostly in jest, and if you tilt at windmills just be sure to do so
on a calm day.
(Signed)
People of America

6/13/2019 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it, neither da mayor, her minions, nor the media will watch the following and wait for full truth in BWC before putting out cracked lies:

https://youtu.be/MlpCe4mZooI

Pls Share this video EVERYWHERE. Maybe just maybe we’ll all enjoy a normal fun summer.

God bless our blue.

6/13/2019 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new mayor has plenty of time to establish her own
signature look. Photo fashion of 1930s Germany is readily
available. Custom made Prada jackboots? Check!
Ankle length black leather trench coats? Check!
You see, when you have money, Europe comes to you,
not the other way around.
Business wear, casual wear, evening wear. You only go
around once, so by all means, do it in style and set your
place in history.

6/13/2019 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever notice the windshield is a whole lot bigger than
the rear view mirror? An insecure woman constantly
looking over her shoulder in fear is certainly doomed
to fail.

6/13/2019 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unlike Hunter Biden, Lori will have to work for a living.
Lori did not have a high-placed shakedown artist father.

6/13/2019 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cocaine pipe and "white powdery substance" found in
Hunter Biden's rental car in 2016.
Hunter joined the Navy Reserves in 2012, but washed out
after 30 days when a random drug test showed positive
for cocaine.
Source: The Washington Examiner, May 17, 2019
The 49-yr-old Hunter has a net worth of at least $1M
due to token jobs set up thru deals with foreign governments
by Daddy Biden.
Why is this mentioned here, under the joke section?
Because both Joe and Hunter Biden are worse than jokes.
They are white collar WHITE TRASH in America.
This information is presented because it is more important
than poking fun at Lori Lightfoot.
It's not a white or black thing. It's a TRASH thing.
And sorry dear Lori, Joe and his Boy just outranked you.
Don't ever say there is a dedicated conspiracy dedicated to
harm you or sully your reputation.

6/13/2019 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Biden is worse than a gang banger, arsonist, drug dealer,
serial killer. He's a LIAR. He says that if elected president he
will cure cancer (you know, he'll bullwhip the medical folks to
do it while he's on the throne). Sorry folks, this is BULLSHIT.
Either he is not in full possession of his mental facilities, or he
is a straight up LIAR. I think it is both, with emphasis on the
latter.
Democrats are so far behind Trump, they have turned to
promising MIRACLES to the most medically broken hearted
people (and their families) in America. This man has no shame.

6/13/2019 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please keep this going

Fuck you lori

6/14/2019 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troll this woman?

Who fired the first shot?

6/14/2019 07:22:00 AM  

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