Today's Lightgroot Rumor
Maybe this will catch on:
- “You know, there were rumors floating around about — and we at SCC didn’t verify this — but rumors floating around that Lori leaves the toilet seat up at home. We hope to God that isn’t true because, man oh man, if that happened there’s going to be a reckoning.”
See? We can be full of shit, too, just like the mayor.
Fuck you Lori.
Fuck you Lori.
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
37 Comments:
I was told by a very reliable source that the mayor needs to sit in a booster chair at the kitchen table.
Lori leaves the toilet seat up at home.
Hmmmm.
Don't be so sure your full of shit, maybe she is just considerate?
Ha Ha Ha, leaves the seat up.
Now to the painful truth.
Eleven of the nineteen individuals arrested on gun charges over the Memorial Day weekend were on the street by Tuesday. Seven were previously convicted felons and six had prior gun offenses in their backgrounds. (2) Go fuck yourself.
Anywhere else these shitheads would be in Orange jumpsuits wondering when they might see daylight again.
And I am worried about a speeding ticket....Fuck us all!
WD-40 spray will keep that bowl clean
Nothing sticks
Fuck you Bobby Rush. You were an informant
since the 60s. You lived, and your Panther boys
were killed in shootouts.
"Today's Lightgroot Rumor...
...See? We can be full of shit, too,
just like the mayor. Fuck you Lori."
Whoooooo SCC!
Counter agitprop against Lightgroot
and her smarmy, smug and nasty,
smarter-than-thou, shit-assed sjw
progressive staffers and advisors?
LOL!
Stand back and watch them hang out
the windows screaming for help as
they burn to blackened skeletons
via their own hotted-up hubris.
The fire escape is there and it's
there to stay but they're so smart
and know too fucking much to go
that-a-way...
Why is it that these ill-informed,
mis-indexed adult children seek to
make their progressive bones by
picking a fight with and "acting tough"
toward Chicago Policemen?
When are they going to pick a fight with
and "act tough" toward Dude inc. in a
similar such fashion?
Because Dude Inc. will clap back
at their silly asses and it'll
not only hurt like a m/fer but
leave a mark as well.
No retaliation in kind by The Police.
They have rules...
Dude Inc. does not...
No clap back by The Police means a lot
of outrage/bullshit/donkey-dung goes
unchecked because of Police conditions
of employment.
It doesn't mean that we can't
strategize on this blog though.
I heard she was overheard singing “Rainbow Connection” with Cookie Monster at City Hall.
Oh behave. We are going to have some real funnin at the Pride Parade this year.
I heard she's an alien and the character Jeriba Shigan from Enemy Mine was based on her.
Those who can't afford a bidet just use a Lysol soak
Heard a rumor too: Lori Lightfoot has an active brain cell.
Hahahahaha!
The fetal accusations. We resent them.
SCC advocating that position? Absurd!
We refuse to lower ourselves to comment
on this purported "rumor."
Think we can come up with enough material for the next 1440 days?
ROTFLMAO!
You would "THINK" and I do say "THINK" that a new in-coming Mayor (who has no clue on how to run a major city) would want to make peace and work with its city employees...again, proven, The ones in charge dont five a fuck! So Mayor Munchkin, you wanna play ball??? Let's play ball!
By the way..anyone see the "improvement in boystown?? Up and down halsted they painted ALL the crosswalks with the pride colors...just another useful way the city spends money! How come the river doesnt have the pride colors?
That rumor is false. I read the Yelp review. It was Carlos the chauffeur who left the seat up. It was Carlos who dribbled on the edge of the toilet.
Carlos, we’ve gt your number.
If you tinkle when you sprinkle , be a sweetie and lift the seatie
Who wears the Hillary Clinton type pantsuits in this house anyway?
Leaving the seat up. For real? That's disrespectful to members of the opposite sex
It must be true because I heard it from somewhere!!!!
Concentrate on the crime in this city, then your balls will grow
I was sworn to secrecy but ok, just don’t tell anyone, she dropped a bomb in an elevator at city hall then blame an aid.
So it wasn't the limo driver after all!!!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
My credible source says the “rumor” isn’t a rumor.
Lefty Lori reminds me of that heathen Barry. Just another puppet propped up the the one's your not allowed to criticize.
I heard the same thing through my Dixie cup and string “telephone”. Must be true, but will verify.
Saw your mayor on tv the other day and she walks around with her hand in her pocket all the time. What’s that all about? Is that a “tell” in a particular community.
lori is a strange bird
You know, there were rumors floating around about — and I didn’t verify this — but rumors floating around that Lori double dips chips in the community salsa at parties.... We hope to God that isn’t true because, man oh man, if that happened there’s going to be a reckoning.”
If it’s on the internet is gots to be true.
Best rumor is that lying Lori is going to resign. Best rumor yet. She’s a total and complete failure.
She's so on sleek, Lori has an Alexa for company
in her bathroom. Lori has a penchant for geography
questions.
Off topic: did anyone take the EAP survey? Question #7 asks what would make you comfortable with a counselor and the list covers, genders, race, sexual pref...., all the identity politics bases, and says nothing of competence and street experience. GOD HELP US.
https://copblue.com/the-emotional-toll-of-being-the-police/
Ticket quotas. https://www.newschannel5.com/news/ridgetop-police-chief-accuses-city-of-demanding-illegal-traffic-quotas
Brass in Pocket
I'm just gonna guess here: she's either nervous,
or it's a come hither sign, akin to a straight woman
touching her hair
The mayor keeps her hand in her pants pocket to activate her recording device.just a rumor.
Anonymous said...
WD-40 spray will keep that bowl clean
Nothing sticks
Fuck you Bobby Rush. You were an informant
since the 60s. You lived, and your Panther boys
were killed in shootouts.
6/11/2019 12:44:00 AM
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I thought I have heard him denying the informant thing recently. He wasn't clear as he was drooling and spittle was flying all over the place. He seem agitated and uncomfortable and constantly pulling up on his Depends. Musta dropped a duce and was chaffing. Poor thing, another Democrat that $hit themselves.
"Day of Reckoning". Madam Mayor go peddle your "Day of Reckoning" to your Poodle, Special Ed and his staff of Mutts at your next staff meeting. Your sanctimonious ass is showing every time you talk about the police in these derogatory terms. Your day of reckoning with the voters is 3 years and 11months. But whose counting.
Keep talking lady its always entertaining to watch a fool making herself look foolish.
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